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2014

11

Jun

Petra Nemcova Tsunami Survivor for GQ Portugal of the Day

There is a reason that Petra Nemcova survived the Tsunami and her husband or fiancé didn’t, and that reason wasn’t to help Southeast Asia with all her philanthropic work. You know like one of those people who give purpose and meaning to the traumatic event in their life.

She survived the Tsunami to be fit and posing in GQ Portugal with her amazing eastern European genetics, and by amazing eastern European genetics I mean her tits…This shoot is crazy…

It is the kind of shoot that makes me want to some how convince her to Tsunami all over my face with her vagina….only in this Tsunami, the only thing dying is every other woman in the world, figuratively, because that pussy may be a bad luck charm, but the rest of her is the kind of thing that looks addictive enough to want want to get pregnant.

She’s a survivor, who has been through a lot, but looks better than all you lazy American girls who have never seen tragedy, struggle or despair..and that’s why I like her better than you….what I don’t like is every single man who has had sex with her…because they aren’t me, and giving her unrealistic expectations for the sex intend to have with these pics…true story.

Posted in:Petra Nemcova

2014

11

Jun

Maria Menounos in a Bikini in Vegas of the Day

There are no Maria Menounos Pics that matter quite as much as THESE MARIA MENOUNOS PICS …because she flashed her pussy in them…

Seeing her living her retired life 3 or 4 years later, with her husband…rocking her decent body that I think is overrated thanks to to everyone who knows who she is…people who I assume are only white trailer park people who watched her on EXTRA before she quit…because ei wouldn’t know who the fuck she was if it wasn’t for doing this stupid site…is boring…

You know sipping her beer in her bikini as she parties in Vegas..in some selfies…come on bitch, we’ve already seen your vag, step it up….and stop the yard.

Posted in:Maria Menounos

2014

11

Jun

Vanessa Hudgens Round Ass Hikes of the DAy

Vanessa Hudgens kinda makes me laugh. She was a pudgy, hairy, Disney starlet from High School musical, who managed to get involved in what her lawyers seem to think was an underage nude sext scandal, showcasing her awesome bush, only to leverage that to get more work, nothing really substantial, other than a Threesome in Springbreakers….

Now she’s a pudgey, hairy little older thing, but for some reason, a I think she’s great…I like her little round body, I like her little hustle, and more importantly, I like staring at her ass when she hikes…

I mean she’s a product of a STAGE MOM and I guess it’s working…she’s not in a gutter somewhere plotting her revenge against Disney for raping her, instead she’s just having a good time…and that’s refreshing enough to stare at her ass as it hikes…cuz you know that fucking ass is sweating…my favorite.

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Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2014

11

Jun

Candice Swanepoel and Others at the Some Silly Party of the Day

I am not a fan of Maxim, if anything they are garbage and my enemy…

Sure they used to pay me month yin the past, for a solid few years to promote their nonsense because despite being a big brand, I was a substantially bigger website than them…

Sure they featured me in their Magazine in 2007, because I am a handsome man…they even had a catered photoshoot set up for me…it was quite lovely…

But they are still low level garbage, that I guess are making a comeback, and their top 100 is some arbitrary nonsense, that only old bitches in their 30s think have nay bearing…

I mock Maxim, and their low level hustle all the time, their lawyers are fucking on my ass, and not in a prison rape this is better than jerking off kind of way…they try to sue me all the time, cuz they are run by lawyers…so they are essentially dead to me..

But I’ll still look at the pussy in attendance of their shit, and judge them for participating in the event for the brand because it is shit..

But girls will do anything for attention, for red carpet hustle…and here is the winner Candice Swanepoel, who is pretty hot…


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Here is Sophia Bush who is pretty old, but in a Weird See Through Dress that you’ll like cuz you can see what could be granny panties…


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Here is some Samantha Hoopes, old looking but brand new model in a hot dress…


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Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|Samantha Hoopes|Sophia Bush

2014

11

Jun

Christina Milian Bikini for Instagram of the DAy

Christina Milian posted more self shot bikini pics to her social media. She does this enough to make you think she may be crying for attention. Maybe even regretting stopping her slutty Nicki Minaj style career 10 years ago to have a baby with a producer who has made her a lot of money…a baby she clearly doesn’t raise, because she’s too busy in her bikini every fucking day for her social media…since it is the only way her inner slut, that has always been an outter slut, can get the feedback it likes…you know like:


@demian_denny
Girl you look hot when you’re wet


@_i_am_a_big_dreamer
Call me please (917)821-9411@christinamilian


@leephil447
I want you

Fascinating stuff, I’m sure they all have a chance with her with their top level seduction skills…but It’s good for her mid-life crisis self esteem…working with Adam Levine will do that to anyone…

Posted in:Christina Milian

2014

11

Jun

AnnaLynne McCord in a Bathing Suit of the Day

AnnaLynne McCord is back on her paparazzi hustle. She’s just all about getting in a bikini for her friends who sell the pics to the photo agencies and all the sites pick it up because we got nothing better to talk about, as we sit on our fat asses bored and looking for pictures to update the site with for a handful of perverts who like anyone who has been on TV once in a bikini…

You see AnnaLynne McCord makes me laugh, because she’s really a total fucking nobody, with no talent just an ego and willingness to keep on hustling her shit because she can’t go back home defeated…she’d release a sex tape before that…

She is at that level of star, who people know because of her walking around like this…but who will never amount to shit, her five minutes are up…but in the slight possible chance she does win an oscar for her breakout roll as a tranny hooker dying of hepatitis in the 90s…I will admit I was wrong about her, by wearing this bathing suit on the street corner for an hour…

However, I think she’s gonna stick to booking the straight to DVD jobs. She’s just that kind of hollywood bottom feeding trash…they are a dime a dozen… nothing special, but a hot ass.

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Posted in:Annalynne McCord

2014

11

Jun

Sophia Rambaldini Titties for Fashion by Brydie Mack of the Day

Her name is BYRDIE MACK …that showcase her great ass, hot tits, and 21 year old model body…

I don’t know what the point of the pictures are, but I know they happened…in what may have been a “hey lets hit the beach, now show me your tits, it’s art that we’ll get on all the blogs” situation… you know, with no client or budget or money exchange…just topless for fun…and for some reason that makes this pics all the more hotter…I mean girls getting paid to get naked is fine…but girls getting naked in hopes of one day getting paid…way better!

Posted in:Sophia Rambaldini

2014

11

Jun

Eliza Gonzalez is Good of the Day

Eliza Gonzalez is some Mexican superstar, and as a Mexican I should probably hate her because she reminds me of my mother, only she doesn’t at all…because this hooker, unlike my mother the hooker, is lean and hot bodied, and clearly not a Mayan…I mean she’s one of those mixed mexicans who is not 100 percent me,xican by DNA, but more her European family moved to Mexico and generations later she was created…not to mention her John’s pay her more than a couple of collars for a fuck…she’s more strategic than that as she is on her quest to be the Next Sofia Vergara in America…

I am not like the black guy I used to go to stripclubs with, who always hated when black strippers would go on stage, because he felt stripping was for white people, and black strippers were not being all they could be, and instead bringing down the race..

In fact, I encourage all races to walk around half naked with bodies like this…seriously, she’s fucking good.

Posted in:Eliza Gonzalez

2014

11

Jun

Anna Kendrick Creeps Me Out in Elle July of the Day

I do not find Anna Kendrick hot. I am sure she’s a nice girl, basking in her success, booking other huge movies because she’s got “talent”, even though I don’t think anyone who acts has actual talent, they just have egos and aren’t afraid of looking like assholes while playing make belief and they get paid stupid money for it, while normal people are like “you want me to say that, dance around, while you watch, are you fucking joking, that’s some circus clown shit, do I look like a circus clown”…before punching the director, or if you’re a girl charging him for sexual harassment..

That said, she’s got no sex appeal, I can’t take any movies she’s in seriously when there’s an underlying love story, and there always is…because no guy would be that into that, it’d be more of a relationship of convenience, like “she was around, kept pursuing me, I was really into my video game, so went along with it”….but then I remember that ugly girls get pussy always…guys are desperate losers blinded by tits…but that doesn’t mean I can take her modelling sexy seriously…and I won’t…and I am sure she cares about my approval as she counts her money and her tens of thousands of fans tell her how great she is..

Here she is in Elle..

Posted in:Anna Kendrick

2014

11

Jun

Meagan Good Has No Nipples in a See Through Dress of the Day

Meagan Good was at the premiere for some horrible movie that probably shouldn’t have ever been made in the first place, but white people who produce and finance movies are confused about what black people want, and only partner up with the whitest, most educated black people, to try to talk to the masses, making these things racist as fuck…and she had no nipples, despite wearing a see through dress…

Now I’ve seen my fair share of tits, big and small, in dresses of various opacity, making this pretty fucking confusing to me, but not as confusing as the fact that I saw this first movie in this Steve Harvey based franchise in the fucking theatre…I mean…what the fuck…how did that happen…Probably in attempts to meet black lonely ROMCAN seeking pussy…

Here are the pics

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Posted in:Meagan Good