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2014

27

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Girls love this playlist, unfortunately the only ones who want to listen to it with me are ones you’d want to hose down because 6 other dudes have cum in them throughout the day…I like flavor, I even like unshowered girls if I’m in the mood for some ethnic smelling pussy, just not that kind of flavor…plus I can’t even afford their hourly rate of 24 dollars.

Here are some morning links…

Bouncy GIFs
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Dog Sits on Cat’s Face
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Nicole Peltz Wears a Low Cut Dress
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Shia LaBeouf is Arrested!
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Courtney Cox is Getting Married
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Zen Meerkat!
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Zach LaVine is Not Happy to be a Minnesota Timberwolf….What a Brat…
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This is where all the Cougars Who Want to Fuck Play…
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Sexy Math
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Funny Kelloggs Twerk
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Gets Wet
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So Many Girls Getting Their Fuck On…
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Dumbest Rims Ever
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Dark Hair / Light Eyes…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

26

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I saw an old dude checking out an old lady like she was a fucking stripper or a hot piece…when clearly she was an old fucking lady…it confused me…it’s like when you get old you don’t have to jerk off or think about jerking off to bitches your own age..there is alway an 18 year old nearby showing her ass in short fucking shorts…because girls are sluttier now more than ever…and by sluttier I mean more liberated, more naked, and more exciting to look at…yet for some reason, still as eager to not sit on my face and never get off…my face…but getting off…on my face…dripping’ bear everywhere…

Here are some links…

A Bunch of Redheads
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12 Alcohols that Shouldn’t Exist
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Kesha wants to be Pretty Guys
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Paris Hilton Panty Flash
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Hilaria Baldwin is a Joker in a Bikini Doing Yoga
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I want to Fuck Nicola Peltz
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Beyonce Booty Dance
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Zombie Aubrey Plaza
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Jessica Biel getting Out of Her Car
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I Still think “The Slap” is Pretty Solid…
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Jordan Carver is the Slut of the DAy
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Beyonce and Jay Z Use their Wedding Video for the Opening Night of their Show
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Hilary Duff has a Cameltoe
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Lea Michele Bikini Pics
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I Love Lindsay Lohan
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Tattoo Gives New Meaning to an Old Saying
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Beyonce in Concert
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People Love Lea Michele in a Bikini
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Best White Girl Twerk…
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All the Katy Perry Concert Pics
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Babes of Wimbeldon
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Do You Remember Camilla Belle
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Sammi Hanratty Bikini
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Lizzy Cundy Braless
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Rob Kardashian is Addicted to Codeine
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The Nick Cage Diver is Funny
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Karrueche Tan Bikini Ass
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Scarlett Johannsson Nude in Her New Movie
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What Gives the Dollar Bill Value…
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World Cup Bulge
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Hotness on the Beach
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Kim Kardashian Gone Blonde
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Funny Comic of the Day
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Xenia Lodia in a Bikini
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Dumbass Flips Boat….
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25 Things You Didn’t Know ABout Jeter
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12 Machines that Didn’t Make the Cut for Transformers!
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Creepy Squirt
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Best Boobie Gif Ever
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Waking Up the Pussy
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This is where all the Cougars Who Want to Fuck Play…
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Disgusting Dildo
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Fingerer of the Day
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Fatty Can’t Get Up
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Some Hot Czech Model…
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Get Harder Boners…
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Boobie Bouncing Castle
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Big Naked Boobies….
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So Many Girls Getting Their Fuck On…
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Streaking….
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African Witch,,,,Weird
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The Best Drunk Bare Ass Shitty Girk….
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

26

Jun

Kathy Griffin Nude of the Day

I’ve met Tyler Shields at least once. He’s a celebrity photographer who does some high concept shit that I would debate isn’t really high concept at all, but still good intriguing images that are worth looking at…that is until today, when he decided to dip into the depths of hell and showcase one of it’s demons who no one ever wants to see naked…unless that’s his high concept…Kathy Griffin Naked…something that should never be a concept at all…and if it was ever thought up…it should be exercised in some evangelical church or heavily medicated…to numb the pain…

Sure I’ve banged more disgusting things like this, but I have no standards and no memory…it’s not like I took a pic to etch that moment in my mind….

I feel like everyone who has banged this plastic surgery, annoying, scary woman feels the same way about this one…this must be a joke – I mean she is a comedian..it’s a joke…but at least it’s not spread eagled…actually if she was spread eagled it’d be so much better…I’ll look at anyone’s pussy if they put it out there…this implied nudity shit can suck my dick…

I guess the highlight of these pics is knowing what Tyler Shield’s young, blonde, hot girlfriend looks like…because I met her at least once….I don’t have pics of her, or remember her name. but that girl is a legend who he should be releasing nude pics of…not this…not now…not ever…what the fuck.

That said, I’d still fuck her.

Posted in:Kathy Griffin

2014

26

Jun

Nina Agdal in a See Through Shoot of the Day

The most tragic thing is that Nina Agdal doesn’t always look as good as she does in these pictures of her going a little more racy than she’s used to….naked, wet fabric, almost erotica, soft core porno edgy shit. I guess now that she’s finally got 1/3 of a cover of SI with other half breed, half ass, not hot models…showing off what got her to the top, not that she’s at the top, but she’s better than a bitch on Model Mayhem soliciting sex, in theory, not practice because at least the model mayhem chick will fuck…while this one, will just show off model sized implants, a rocking’ body…that and willingness to use it….trying to generate some buzz…about herself so that she finally makes a fucking dollar…

You see normally, she’s way more downs syndrome-y…

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2014

26

Jun

Candice Swanepoel Posted a Bikini Pic of the Day

She is a bikini model. This shouldn’t be news, noticed or cared for…Why give her attention when she’s just doing what she’s supposed to. It is like celebrating me for every blog post I post that no one reads…it’s my fucking thing, it’s part of who I am, it is what I do…only she’s a half naked millionaire model, and I am obese and just bought 5 beers with Nickels…so I guess…it’s not the same thing at all..

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2014

26

Jun

Sasha Cohen Bikini Pic of the Day

Has anyone ever jerked off to a figure skater before? I have. There was a time before internet when I didn’t have cable, and the one channel my antenna picked up played figure skating every fucking Sunday in winter…I live in Canada…winter sports always win… so I had limited options, and those little athletic things in skirts flipping around…were all I had…panty flashes, camel toes…I mean when the men in the sport may be gay, and the concept gay, but when you break it down to panty flashes it makes fucking sense…

Retired figure skater Sasha Cohen posted this picture of herself in a bikini on Facebook. I guess to show you that she’s ripped…I like to think she is doing this for her fans, or maybe it’s for her coach who trained her real good from a young age to be a champion….you know how these sports go…filled with sex offence…

Posted in:Sasha Cohen

2014

26

Jun

Beyonce Ass in Concert of the Day

I can’t imagine anyone cares about Beyonce’s ass now that it’s had a kid and something to prove since Jay Z cheats on her with Kim Kardashian’s friends, and more importantly, since Jay Z makes more money off Rihanna than Beyonce, and Beyonce got something to prove for her ego, and that isn’t that she can make money, she has tons of that…it’s that she’s hot and dudes want to fuck her…it’s all very fucking weird…she’s old, always fat despite getting fit, but I guess her butt’s ok, even if it is attached to a horrible fucking person…

TO SEE THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Beyonce

2014

26

Jun

Kim Kardashian Nipple on her Facebook Page of the Day

Kim Kardashian posted what could be a skin coloured nipple on her Facebook page, but that we know isn’t a skin coloured nipple, because we’ve seen her various cries from attention, from being a porn slut, to being a topless slut in a wet t-shirt even after marriage and kids, to being whatever the fuck this cry for attention is…but still a slut…and the reality is, it worked of her…so the life lesson is that it’s ok to be a daddy issue, bottom feeding, pile of shit of a human…who does anything for hits, using her ass and tits…and black men to cater to that demo…because it fucking works…so next time someone tells you to get a degree, or to lay off the selfies and nudes, just tell them to fuck themselves, more girls make more money being hookers than working as a receptionist or marketing coordinator…it’s just a matter of priorities…or more importantly how desperate you are to get noticed…and well into her 30s, this one just keeps going…even when she should be taken out back and shot like the old cow who doesn’t have any milk left in her that she is….

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2014

26

Jun

Filippa Hamilton in Bikini of the Day

Filippa Hamilton is a 28 year old french model who has done a lot of work for Ralph Laure apparently…he booked her for the first time when she was 16….and that is perverted in America, yet legal in the rest of the world…

She’s worked with the best photographers…and apparently got Fired from Ralph Lauren for being fat, and I guess that’s what happens when you go at them at 16, before they really fill out to their full potential of big titty….and amazing…

You see fashion has expectations out of their women, and it’s that they don’t eat fucking cheese and bread all day…but rather workout and stay fit…and I see how she’d be considered plus sized to them…which happens to be perfect for me…

Let’s celebrate this fatty, who got fired for being fat, making her a real fatter, even though I feel like Kate Upton would win at a mud wrestle/pie eating/weigh in…but still celebrated…but I guess Kate Upton caters to Bumpkins…while this Euro amazingness is too classy for that…

Posted in:Filippa Hamilton

2014

26

Jun

Jillian Murray By Matt Prokop of the Day

Her name is Jillian Murray and she’s in a movie called Cabin Fever Patient Zero….where she plays..the hot as fuck little thing who I hope doesn’t die because a movie without Jillian is a movie not worth watching…seriously…

Here’s the tailer…looks fun….especially when she’s about to get eaten out…dirty dirty Jillian Murray…

That said this pics were shot by Matt Prokop, who happens to be Sarah Hyland’s long term boyfriend, who I guess has gone onto photography, because it’s a good way to look and take pics of girls who don’t look like they are still 14 back when they first started dating….

Not that this is about them…It’s about Jillian Murray and how badly I’d like to take her on Romantic walks on the beach where I sing her love songs…even though I can’t sing…I just do it for eternal love….

Posted in:Jillian Murray