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2014

25

Jun

Hayden Panettiere Instagram Pregnant Bikini Pics of the Day

Hayden Panettiere is pregnant, which doesn’t really excite me, because pregnant women are disgusting, and post pregnant women are even more disgusting. The idea of childbirth is totally unnatural and even alien…maybe people should hire third world country women to have their kids for them…like they make their clothing…sweatshop that shit…

I am also not impressed that Hayden will be passing a large object through her vagina, because…she already puts large objects in her vagina, it’s trained for that shit….

There is no way that her 6 foot 8 boyfriend/husband/baby daddy doesn’t have a 12-14 inch penis, which is ok if you are a big fat woman, but when you’re 4 foot 11, 14 inches of cock is about the length of your toros, making me wonder how she got pregnant, because every time he cums in her it drips out her fucking nose…

I don’t know if this is even Hayden Panettiere, someone emailed it to me, and I can’t be bothered to cross terence the shit…big milk filled hormonal tits or not…I’m not down.

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2014

25

Jun

Hank Baskett Tranny LOL of the Day

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Kendra’s Heartbreak! Hank Baskett’s Transsexual Mistress Tells All

Here is a pretty genius interview with Hank Baskett fucking a tranny to put him and his Playboy Trick and porn chick KENDRA WILKINSON …no seriously, not only was she an uninteresting Playboy bunny right before Playboy officially crashed and burned and sold themselves off to PORNHUB….but she also starred in some INBRED PORN that you will see if you care…cuz I EVEN HAVE A CLIP OF IT is not very good at all…and if you were married to that 20 years and two kids later…you may want tranny cock too…

You see…when you marry a pornstar, you are already accustomed to all the cock they’ve had, you are a bit of a sexual deviant to begin with, and more importantly, when you’re a football player, always in the locker room with the boys, you’re not ever quite as straight as you pretend to be as you fuck a dude up the ass for team initation…

Not to mention, more and more men are into tranny porn, the shit was the biggest selling titles in the mid 2000s when I worked in porn, and I assume it still is.

Meaning, dude like tranny porn, dudes fuck trannies, it’s not entirely gay to fuck a tranny, it’s a whole new breed of sex that a lot of “rich and powerful” men partake in…and I say who fucking cares.

Yes, I find trannies creepy, no I don’t like Tranny porn but I’ve been forced to watch it and hated it, but if was into it, I’d fuck a fucking tranny…and if I was married to Kendra Wilkinson, I’d fuck anything but Kendra Wilkinson…

The highlight of the video is when she says – he was “erected”…either way, this video is going to put him out of his misery, cuz I am going to assume he’s dead…..

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2014

25

Jun

Selena Gomez Diffuses Abortion Rumors of the Day

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When a celebrity walks into a health clinic, for either the abortion pill, or some other genital herpes or STD related medical issue, the key to diffusing the rumor, is to post a selfie explaining that it is just Sinus Problems…

Fabulously/intensely dealing with sinus problems. Clearly. #blamethe70sflarepants

I mean she can’t be at the medical center for vagina related issues if she makes a point of telling the internet it’s just her fucking sinuses..

We call that pretty fucking suspect behavior…

No really, it’s just sinus issues…I swear, that’s why I posted it on my instagram…when I could have not told anyone…since realit

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2014

25

Jun

Miranda Kerr’s Nipples for Elle Spain of the Day

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I don’t care, so you probably don’t care…but Miranda Kerr brought out her implants in some fashion magazine that I assume she wasn’t paid for, but instead did because she can now show her nipples whenever the fuck she wants, as she’s not tied down to that pesky 3 million dollar Victoria’s Secret contract that was really holding her back in her career and not allowing her to do free shoots, when taking time off from fucking multiple billionaires…

I’ve heard she’s a horrible person by people she works with. I believe it. She’s got a weirdo face…but she is still an ex Victoria’s Secret model like Gisele, Heidi Klum and Tyra Banks before her, I am sure her demise is going to be just fine…and as long as there are nipples…I’ll notice, despite not caring…I’m just that kind of guy.

Apparently I POSTED THESE IN APRIL …I am better at this than I thought I was…

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2014

25

Jun

Miley Cyrus Does Steve Urkel of the Day

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What can’t Miley Do….

Miley Cyrus is Making Fun of Us…as she does the Urkel on stage for her fans that probably paid too much for a ticket…because she can do whatever the fuck she wants…the idiots will cheer her on…and she just keeps on going deeper and deeper with this circus clown car shit you know she’ll be thinking about in 10 years when no one cares and she’s got the hairdryer in her hand while taking a bath…ready to end it all…but for some reason I love it..

You see despite being corporate, and making huge money for a lot of evil people, I feel like it’s a fuck you on everyone’s part to the masses, or at least by the creative director…while being the total opposite of anything punk rock…who made this puppet humiliate herself and I just can’t imagine execs being behind this,but just shaking their head at its ridiculousness as they count their money…

And the nice thing is that she’s roped her sister into all this…

TO SEE A WHOLE LOT OF HER CONCERT PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

25

Jun

Apparently this is Dakota Fanning’s Ass of the Day

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Dakota Fanning is no longer the 7 year old creepy kid who was pretending she was in her mid 40s…

Now she’s over 18, but her ass is pretending it is in her mid 40s….

At least that is what I am seeing here…from a movie called Very Good girls….that did some film festival run and that is now hitting select theatres in what I assume is her big “I’m a real actor, this is a real movie, with a good story, to maintain some credibility” script…

Here’s the trailer, even though her ass

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2014

25

Jun

Faith Picozzi By Luke Pearsall of the Day

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Her name is FAITH PICOZZI …I’ve posted her Ma href=”http://drunkenstepfather.com/2013/09/10/faith-picozi-naked-for-lotus-josephine-of-the-day#.U6sC_Kj2qzM” target=”_blank”> NIPPLES BEFORE …

I think there was a time she humoured me on instagram, when I would write insane things about having faith, or believing in faith, or you gotta have faith, you see cuz her name is faith and I figured it just made fucking sense, I am two dimensional like that…my jokes aren’t funny and that is probably why she didn’t insist on meeting me and sitting on my face for 3 or for days…because she’s a hot redhead and I’ve never had a redhead, but I want one, and it might as well be one like Faith, and not the weirdo one missing a toe I went to high school with who made me sick me my stomach every time I looked at them because they looked like a scummy hand after they just ate cheetos…and I found it repulsive..

But Faith…is a good one…and good ones are rare….

These pics are by photographer named LUKE PEARSALL

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2014

25

Jun

Hero of the Day

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This guy…is a hero….even if this is fake, staged, or his advice is pretty fucking generic and obvious, his delivery…is legendary…this guy should be hosting the Tonight Show…not the other retard they got going with his silly games with his guest that got old the first week of his original show…like they would if the asshole brought them out at any party you attended, before you beat him up…yet the execs at the networks like it and think it’s clever…fuck you world…but before you do that, let this dude inspire you.

Posted in:Videos

2014

25

Jun

Lea Michele in Some Post Fiance Death Bikini Pics of the Day

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I am a firm believer in not moving on with your life after your so called love, who conveniently, was more of a marketing strategy for you and your TV Show, killed himself in a drug overdose that you didn’t prevent, because you were too busy tucking your fucking balls in, it makes you sing at a higher octave, pretending you are a girl, you useless Glee, man-faced, twat…

A twat that squeezed into a bikini, even though she should have the SADS but all i see is SMILES…even though boys aren’t supposed to be happy to wear bikinis, or maybe they are, it’s 2014, and the slogan is fuck everything…There are no rules, there are no systems, wear panties and live life as a girl even if you aren’t one if you want, every day was halloween, filled with sex, and I approve because I’d like the whole world to get AIDS and die…it is our only hope…

That said, I want to get AIDS from her friend in red…even if I’m too busy mad at this picture for having stupid fucking captions on it, but not as stupid as Lea Michele’s 1990s butterfly tattoo I assume she got back when she was researching things trashy hookers do, before she grew her hair out…

TO SEE THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lea Michele

2014

25

Jun

The Slap By Max Landis of the Day

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I am late to the game on this one….but Max Landis, who is the son of John Landis, who you may know as the director of a lot of fucking movies like Beverly Hills Cop III…and Animal House…

It’s nice to see some Hollywood trust fund money and resources being spent on making stupid Youtube videos set to weird indy lesbian rock…

I find this very relaxing to watch.

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