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2014

20

Jun

Rose McGowan’s #TBT Honeymoon Bikini Pic of the Day

Rose McGowan gets a some criticism from random people who still care about Rose McGowan, about the amount of Plastic surgery she has…there is some story she was in a car accident and it fucked her up and she needed to take advantage of situation and fix her shit up…because it was a good excuse. There are some stories that she staged the car accident for that reason…and the reality is girls who are in their 20s are getting botox and filler injections…even though the only filler I want them to get is by me…if you know what I mean…and that in 10 years every girl is going to look like a fucking Nicki Minaj clown, so at least Rose McGowan got shit done right and still looks good, but maybe I am saying that because she posted this bikini pic, and her tits are some of the first celebrity tits I remember that I jerked off to back in the 90s….or maybe I am saying that because she once messaged me to tell me I am a horrible persona and that kind of rejection makes me love her more…as I can’t stand or respect any girl who actually likes me…it means there is something wrong with them…and based on this #TBT honeymoon pic she posted. There’s little wrong with Rose…in fact it makes want to sing that Seal song while I cry…but maybe that has nothing to do with ROse McGowan and everything to do with that being my favorite pastime….

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2014

20

Jun

Katja Nipples for Bambi Magazine of the Day

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Her name is Katja, I’ve never heard of her, I mean a name like Katja isn’t obscure enough for me, half of the girls I make do tricks for me on webcam are named Katja, it’s all part of the Eastern European sex trade that dominates internet porn…not that this Katja was ever involved in that shit, she’s just named like she was, instead she’s in a fashion shoot that I find pretty hot, because I like models better than hookers or strippers or attention seeking instagram models…I have this distorted perspective that they are classier and better than the other tricks, because they are getting paid by mainstream companies, even though I know that they are all the same…so this Katja and her nipples or last night’s Katja pissing in a cup and drinking it for 8 dollars a minute…are doing the same thing…what they gotta do to get by…

So here’s this Katja for Bambi magazine…

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2014

20

Jun

Cara Delevingne Legs of the Day

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As much as I laugh at Cara Delevinge for being a overrated rich kid turned model because she knew the right people…you know up on some lesbianism for attention because attention is fun kick kind of hustle…all while looking kind of dumpy and shitty because she’s not hot at all…making me question how – even at the level of connected her family is – did she make it…and it turns out, because she takes a good fucking picture…

Here’s a campaign for one of the brands she’s paid too much to endorse…and she’s looking’ hot…which I hate admitting, but it’s just the way it is…

I understand that when hosed down and made up, her lesbian pussy doesn’t look like it would taste as feces and vaginitis filled thanks to laziness and wiping from back to front..as when she’s just kicking it…

I guess it’s smoke and mirrors…but it works…

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2014

20

Jun

Selena Gomez Terry Richardson Shoot Preview of the Day

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Selena Gomez has made the news lately, I guess her new strategy of self-management without her mom overseeing has allowed the Disney star with a broken soul thanks to an exploitative mother who crafted this career for her daughter out of her own narcism, ego, and want to be famous growing up…plus it’s easy money…has decided it’s time to just have some fucking fun…

So she’s linked back up with baby daddy Bieber, she’s having cops show up at her house parties, she’s probably doing drugs and having a good time like a normal fucking sex offender who dated a 16 year old when she was 19 because it was good for business…

Well apparently, she’s also done a shoot with Terry, and has been posting some of the previews…Not as interesting as an actual rebellious teen, I mean Terry could have shot some actual interesting shit.

I’ve heard this girl knows the industry so well, everything she does is scripted and planned, and not based on her overbearing mother…so I don’t think anything crazy is going to happen with this one, except maybe a premature death from her Lupus, but she has no control over that…

Here are some of her pics…

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2014

20

Jun

Gourmet Shoes Upskirt Campaign of the Day

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GOURMET FOOTWEAR is some cool kid shoe company that I know nothing really about, other than that they may or may not have built their business on bootlegging famous shoes, revamping them, and selling them back to the retard kids in the hip hop market that buy into this nonsense…you know the “sneaker heads” or whatever, who don’t realize that they aren’t up on any exclusive shit, just because their shoes are in a custom limited edition pattern…you fucking morons…

That said, they teamed up with some creative agency and made what I think is the most genius marketing campaign a shoe company has every done, one that hits close to home because not only am I an up skirt watching hobbyist, I’ve also made a career out of posting pics of celebrity up skirts for the last 10 years, not that this is really a career, I still steal from my wife for beer, but I am hugely famous on the internet, which makes me pretend I’m better at up skirts than any of you cunts.

That said, here’s the video, rumored to feature one of our stepGIRLS, let me know if you find her…

Posted in:Fashion|stepGIRLS|Videos

2014

20

Jun

Heather Graham’s Bikini Pics of the Day

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There comes a time in every babe’s life where she turns 40 years old…and all that was, is no more…

That said, Heather Graham is in a bikini…

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2014

20

Jun

Laura Prepon Scientology Teeths of the Day

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Laura Prepon is a Scientologist who plays a lesbian on her TV show I’ve never seen, but that everyone loves, so I assume is some Josie and the Pussycat, brainwash the masses shit…especially since she’s a Scientologist, and already brain washed, despite not recognizing homosexuality in their religion, despite everyone in their religion being fucking homos…possibly the reason they are even Scientologists…you know “We can’t be gay, gay doesn’t exist”…

People are talking about her tits in this dress getting an award, but for some reason all I see is teeth. Maybe my destiny was to be a dentist and I feel off course…or maybe her Teeth are clashing with her face like some kind of bad outfit choice..

Who knows…but I guess it’s nice that there is life after That 70s show for more than just Asthon and Mila…

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2014

20

Jun

Miss Teen Colorado Porn of the Day

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Her name is Kristy Althaus. She was Miss Teen Colorado running up…but ended up in porn. WE POSTED IT HERE

The younger generation, more than the older generation,think being a porn chick is awesome, not trashy, and as far as I’m concerned that being a porn chick is far less trashy or soul selling or insecure than being a pageant girl…

TO SEE HER NEW PORN
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They’ve grown up watching girls get successful from fucking on tape…not to mention every under 25 year old I know has fucked 100 dudes and all fuck like little porn sluts, real hardcore, because I guess it is all they know, since they’ve been watching porn since they were 8, and their boyfriends are all addicted to the shit.

Well Kristy the Miss Teen Colorado is back…because she needs money or more attention….and here it is…

It’s a crazy world we live in, but I think it’s pretty lovely…

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2014

20

Jun

Afra for American Apparel of the Day

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Afra…which I assume is not her real name, is one of the American Apparel hipster recruits pre-Dov Charney, the founder and creative mind behind it, got fired…for being a pervert…

The interesting thing in all this is that he is no longer needed to head the band, everyone in the world is wearing their clothes and taking pics in their style, and more importantly showing their nipples on the street.

It has been a hugely influential brand, that is the Gap of the youth generation of today, and is not going anywhere, because this is how I assume take pics of themselves for their instagram without the need of some creeper in his 40s to coax them….

His job is done, his impact and legacy left behind in nipples we would normally never see, lightening up the entire world…and that’s pretty impressive…

Most perverts I know just sit at home and masturbate all day, few hire and fuck and photograph their half naked staff…pretty good hustle he had…

Here’s Afra…in a tribute series to Dov Charney that starts now, but continues every time I leave the house.

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2014

20

Jun

Chanel Iman’s Model Fitness Program of the DAy

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Her name is Chanel Iman, she’s some Victoria’s Secret affirmative action model, you know the black one to replace Tyra, since they haven’t really had a famous black one since Tyra, and black people wear Victoria’s Secret, probably just as much as white girls, at least according to my snap chat, because a black girl sent me 10 snap chats of her trying on bras at Victoria’s Secret, and like lazy perverts everywhere, I can’t see much more accurate research than snap chat…

Either way, she’s jumped on the “hey I’m a model and I hate posting selfies, let’s find a practical application to my otherwise vapid life, oh I know, workout videos”…bandwagon on instagram….and it turns out, i like watching her workout…

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