2014
23
May
Kirsten Stewart has never been hot. She’s never had sex appeal. I hate her even though she has always been a dirty looking ditch pig…homeless and ready to fuck anyone to escape the trailer park she’s been crashin’ at…despite fame and fortune that has tricked people into thinking she’s anything but that.
Her square pasty ass in a thong in this trailer… hasn’t that fact.
She can keep trying though.
Posted in:Kristen Stewart
2014
23
May
I like instagram models…
They try a lot harder than actual working models who make money – because all they want in life is to be celebrated for their fake titties and fake faces with their filler filled lips and cheeks…they don’t need money, just rich husbands and instagram likes…
Here’s Samantha Hoopes living the instagram dream – she even Booked Sports Illustrated for free…
Posted in:Samantha Hoopes
2014
23
May
Ireland Baldwin got a Tattoo because she’s so fucking hardcore…a rebellious lesbian showing us how tough she is thanks to her dad’s abusive words back in her formative years, when she was just a spoiled kid with egotistical parents who gave her everything she wanted…something that will continue into adulthood, since being raised in that environment is impossible to be normal..
Even though getting tattoos is hardly what it used to be. Every cheesy dude, and mainstream girl who would have shopped at the GAP in the 90s, when real hardcore people were getting the tattoos, gets tattoos….Shit is mainstream…even lame…
But she wanted to show you the process, and I don’t mind watching her in action, because this tall aspiring model, who is large, lesbian and amazing, seems fun…and for some reason I find this erotic
Posted in:Ireland Baldwin
2014
23
May
Jenna Pietersen is nice. She’s some South African model and blogger and mom..and I guess you take the good with the bad, since she looks good when she’s posing, even if historically, babies and baby ruined mom pussy have been a deal breaker for me…but not really because I’ll have sex with anything, even when it looks like it’s had a dozen fucking babies, which is unlike Jenna Pietersen, who in my mind looks like a virginal angel sent from heaven…
I don’t know what this shoot is for, but I like it…
Posted in:Jenna Pietersen
2014
23
May
I like instagram models…
They only exist because they are sluts on social media who want to be actual models, but who no one believed in, so they went out there and did it themselves….working for brands for free like model interns, all in exchange for a plug on their social media to build their fame factor, and maybe in Bryana Holly’s case, sluts with more than the right brands and photographers, but also with the right penis, like Brody Jenner because he was that low level stamp of approval she needed at 18…to be relevant…
This girl is the best free model a shoutout on your big brand’s social media can do to validate her and send her more followers can buy…
The low level, famous for 3 minute girls may be killing the modelling business with all their free work, but their desperation is pornographic to me.
Keep on trying you free model trick…
Posted in:Bryana Holly
2014
23
May
Michelle Rodriguez is a lesbian in a bikini in Cannes…who gives a fuck..
Shee was a Monkey in a Bikini in Cannes…
In 2007:
HERE
In 2011:
HERE bonus MEME and in HERE
IN 2012:
HERE
If you like repetitive bullshit, like a monkey looking’ lesbian in a bikini….then I guess M-Rod who doesn’t like ROD, unless it is attached to a girl model with straps….is your girl…
Posted in:Michelle Rodriguez
2014
23
May
Jessica Alba is 400 years old, and I guess into showing off the fossilization process of a totally irrelevant sex symbol, who decided to run off and make babies for her own ego, to trap her man, who she was obviously a crazy, instead of doing the right thing…like getting naked in movies…
So here she is in some Entertainment Weekly shit her expensive publicist set up, because maintaining celebrity is important to the success of her internet business/scam she’s running…
She’s in a bikini, photoshopped to shit, looking like a cheap Sears Catalog, but you’re going to masturbate to it, because you are the kind of person stuck in 1998, who can’t move on, because those were the glory years when you still had hope…now you just have to embrace your middle aged irrelevance…
And what it comes down to, is photoshopped or not, she’s still better than any mom of two you’ve had sex with…including but not limited to your wife, provided anyone has ever let you have sex with them…
Posted in:Jessica Alba
2014
23
May
I don’t know if the above video is actually Miley playing with her tit to fuck with Instagram like she was Rihanna..But I think it might be..because she’s attention seeker, she likes exposing herself like it was the casting couch at Disney and she was 8, it’s part of her thing…or who she is, or being exploited by her parents and taught that you have no privacy, and I guess none of us really do, so you might as well be making 100 million dollars exposing yourself…
I know that no one really cares or gets shocked by anymore, because they are too annoyed of Miley and her fucking voice…and because it could be a lemon…and some optical illusion…
I know this would be better news if it was a sex tape, or insertion or even a squirt video…I mean considering it’s Miley, it’d be better if it was a memorial video after her drug overdose, because people like to hate her…but I think still think she’s clever enough to want to bang…
Posted in:Miley Cyrus
2014
23
May
Here’s some Kylie Minoge – Breast Cancer Survivor at some AIDS event that all kinds of models and people who are more important, richer, better looking that you attended. One of those multimillion dollar charity events that the multi million dollar would be better spent on the charity, but why not make it fun for these people who have everything….
This is my round-up…with IRINA SHAYK Lookin’ Like a Russian Bride…
Paz Vega TIts Because I Don’t Know WHo She Is…
Sharon Stone Hard Nipple
Paris Hilton Because She Manages to Make Everything Look Cheap as Fuck
ROSARIO DAWSON’S Window to her Relevance
Lara Stone Because she Tried to See Me
Heidi Klum Getting Molested
Marion Cottilard Feet…
To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE
Posted in:stepLIST
2014
23
May
That’s an interesting stunt more buskers should partake in, here’s a pool electrocuting a girl…in Florida, she lived.
The Man and his Wild Turkey…
The Girl who jumped out of her car before the train hit…
Posted in:Videos
