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2014

09

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

Turns out my least favorite thing about hookers I don’t realize are hookers, is their 6 foot 5, 350 pound pimps who let me know they are hookers minutes before my in bar bathroom blow job.

Turns out my favorite thing about being unemployed is Mondays…because they are really just Saturdays for us, without all the annoying 9-5ers causing line-ups everywhere you go..

Here are some morning links, while I regroup…

Small Girl – Big Booty
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Girls on Horses Get Starbucks
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Hugh Jackman’s Eyeliner!
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Kate Middleton VS Letizia Ortiz Panty Flash
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Eases Into Butch
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20 Great Moments in Dj Khaled
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Running of the Goats!
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Mick Jagger has new Pussy and L’Wren Scott’s Sister is Mad
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Joanna Krupa is in a Bikini
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CAM GIRLS ARE AMAZING
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Nic Cage in a Shirt with his Face on It
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Nicki Minaj Talks The Inspiration Behin “Pills and Potions” – What a Joker
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Taco Bell Employee of the Month
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2014

09

Jun

Phil Varones’ Swinging in Kentucky Exclusive Trailer of the Day

My GOOD friends over at VIVID.com offered me a trailer from their new sex tape with sex addict, rockstar and real life swinger, who has DONE THIS BEFORE …Phil Varone!

I’ve done A 10 QUESTIONS WITH PHIL VARONE interview before…but seeing him bang regular, real, non porn girls on video is far more entertaining!

Here is the press release:

Varone, a veteran swinger for more than 20 years, flies around the U.S. looking for swingers to star in his wildly popular movies. “I like to cast real swingers who are recommended by other swingers, since chemistry is most important when we film a large group,” Varone says.

In his new Kentucky Old Glory movie three couples plus one single female and one unattached male (Varone) show us that Kentucky has some of the hottest and naughtiest swingers in the country. “Maybe it’s the humid, subtropical climate of a state where the temperature gets up to 114 degrees that increases the urge to merge,” says Varone. “This group explores orgies, sex trains and so much more that I think it’s a good idea for viewers to hydrate before watching this wild ride.”

For the first time in any of his swinging movies, Varone and one of the husbands build a “glory hole,” which he portrays in the tradition of “This Old House,” so that viewers would find it easy to build their own.

“Kentucky Old Glory is the epitome of what being in the swinging lifestyle is about. Great friends, great times and great respect for the lifestyle,” Varone adds. “We’re obviously having such a good time that we know that viewers will too.”

Sounds AWESOME, RIGHT…and I have the hardcore trailer…thanks to VIVID


TO SEE THE EXCLUSIVE HARDCORE TRAILER (NSFW OBVSIOUSLY)
CLICK HERE

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2014

07

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I saw a dude set up a photoshoot on the beach, with camera and tripod…with a girl in a bikini, with big tits, who I assume came to meet him to model…decide he was better suited being the model…and pose seriously, in a public place….because we’ve got to the point in our society, where even men want to be Sports Illustrated models, and that’s weird. Just not as weird as me telling a bartender I want her to make me babies in her ass…which apparently, isn’t as romantic as saying I want to make babies in her…because babies are forever, while anal is just until you shit or fart…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Top 10 Chris Brown is Out of Jail…
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Russel Brand Dinner Party
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Today in Kim Kardashian Ass
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Reason to Delete FB
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Lebron and His Crapms Make for Funny
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New Disney AD Campaign….FUll of Buttsex…
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Hot Girls Working Out
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Karina Bartkevica Lingerie
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Hilary Duff in Shorts
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Bieber is Posting Bible Verses…
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Drug Cartel Enforcer Takes Over Social Media…
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Girl Doesn’t Like Being Recorded
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Lily Allen See Through Dress
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10 Failed Graduation Cakes
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Catrinel Menghia – Hot Model
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Tennis Porn of the Day
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I Still Like Lindsay Lohan
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Caroline Receveur NIPPLE
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Singing Nun of the Day
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10 Best Orange is the New Black Moments
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Ashley Sky Bathing Suit…
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Drums on Kid’s Back
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Lucy Hale Legs
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Malin Akerman’s Sister Topless
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Some Chick Named Ashley Fliehr
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Katy Perry is Weird
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Who is this Hot Bitch”target=”_blank”rel=”nofollow”> GO
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Nicole Kidman is an Alien…
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12 Ugly Crying Faces
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Hottest Women on Cable Television…
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50 Cent Spoofs Maleficent
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Kate Beckinsale Tight Dress
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Jennette McCurdy Midriff
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Nicki Minaj New Video Trailer
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Top 10 Kendall Jenner is a Workaholic….
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Rosie Huntington Topless
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A Quad Amputee Story!!
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The Brazilians in Loaded are Hot
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Lady Gaga is Crazy
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Cam girl of the Day
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Big Tits Sucking Booze
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Find Cougar’s To Fuck
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Amateur of the Day
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THis is the BEst Gif Ever
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Classy Girl – Public Piss
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CAM GIRLS ARE AMAZING
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Nude Jogging
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing BAD Stuff…
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Support The Coolest Sex Toy Ever!
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2014

06

Jun

Adriana Lima Nipples for VOGUE of the Day

Adriana Lima
Adriana Lima Nipples for VOGUE of the Day

Adriana Lima may be old. She may be tired. She may be a mom with a battered vagina.

She may be an annoying Jesus freak who claimed to be a virgin who should have waited to make those babies…but she’s also a heathen harlot who gets half naked for money. That Jesus doesn’t approve of but I’m Jesus and I fucking love it.

She’s recently divorced, also a sin that Jesus doesn’t approve of, but I’m Jesus and I fucking love it.

Now she’s showing her nipples in Vogue, another a sin that Jesus doesn’t approve of, but I’m Jesus and I fucking love it.

That’s all I have to say about that.

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2014

06

Jun

Vanessa Hudgens Mom Shows You Stage Mom-ing of the Day

If you know anything about child stars, it is that they all have Stage Moms, who wanted to be stars on their own, but never too the chance for whatever reason…

So when their narcissistic vaginas shat out something cute enough to monetize and live out the dream…they took the first bus to Hollywood to make it happen…

So seeing Vanessa Hudgens fun looking Filipino type momma doing her dance she probably always knew, is a lot of fun on the surface, but beneath the surface it screams that she wishes she was Vanessa Hudgens, but at least she made Vanessa Hudgnes….and I love stage moms…but not the ones who have made it already, the ones who need to suck dick to try to make it….they are the eager ones…

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2014

06

Jun

Magdalena Frackowiak in a Bikini for Vogue Turkey of the Day

Magdalena Frackowiak signed a million dollar contract with Victoria’s Secret a few years ago…and one month after that she offered my friend 10 dollars to help her fix something in her apartment…because she’s from Poland and I guess thinks she’s still in Poland…all communist and shit…

Or maybe her Mafia sex trade pimp gets all her money and that’s all she has as spending money…

Or maybe she’s just an opportunistic, model who feels entitled and deserving of everything she gets all because she’s nice to look at and has a great body, and the reality is, I agree with her…as ugly man, I know being pretty gets you places and it should…it’s more important than brains, or personality, because you don’t stare or jerk off to brains and personalities…

I am into this photoshoot…she’s good…

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2014

06

Jun

Jessica Alba Sucks Off Chocolate for Money of the Day

You know they say that everyone has a price. You know that breaking point where you will cross the boundaries of appropriate only to get a payout…it is that “it’s not that bad if I do that for that amount of money” situation..

Well, here’s Magnum ice cream showing you that they hit Alba’s price, because they got some conservative, or seemingly conservative mom of two, to break down her public persona as the hot girl who never really gets too hot, and made her suck off a fucking ice cream like it was a black dude’s cock in a back alley…

Now, I don’t know about you, but I find this more degrading than if she was topless in a movie role, yet she doesn’t get topless in movies, she only sucks cock for commercials..

All this say, Jessica Alba is a lying hooker.

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2014

06

Jun

Elsa Hosk in Marc Jacobs Bikinis of the Day

Elsa Hosk is a newer Victoria’s Secret model from Sweden who has done a lot of titties for Fashion stuff in order to get this level of stardom…you know that million dollar a year contract…

Now she’s modelling for Marc Jacobs, because Victoria’s Secret, like any good pimp who get’s 50% of a girls sideline work, likes to whore them out…and I think she offers a valuable lesson to girls everyone…

If you don’t want a day job, but you do want people to pay you lots of money…but more importantly, you want people to like you and give you attention, because ultimately, the money doesn’t matter if you’re hot, you’ll just marry rich…

All you need to do is start showing your tits, and the world will come to you..

Posted in:Elsa Hosk

2014

06

Jun

Nicki Minaj’s New Video Preview of the Day

Nicki Minaj shared a clip from her new video to the world…and the world would like to thank for that..I mean the one thing we’ve all been waiting for all these years is a Teaser for a Nicki Minaj music video…like shit was a summer blockbuster or some shit…even when the song isn’t even that good and Nicki Minaj’s relevance, despite her rebrand, isn’t that relevant…the only reason I even encourage her is because she’s gone the naked big titty slut route…a route I like girls to take…and not because I am at the end of that route, ready to run them off the road to have my way with them like it was a horror movie, but because I don’t mind looking at the pics that come from their silly behavior…

Posted in:Nicki Minaj

2014

06

Jun

Iggy Azalea Bikini Pics of the Day

Iggy Azalea posted these pictures of her and her lover, or some guy I assume is her lover, partially because he’s black and she is kinda built for that and speaks to that, since this is the Hip Hop generation and all the white kids will follow…something your white plantation slave only ancestors would probably really be appalled by…

I don’t like this bitch, I think she’s a hack, a lie, and in that insanely popular, because that’s how the mainstream works, they are just dumb…

I don’t mind looking at her massive ass because I love massive asses…

But she really not exploiting it as much as she could be, I don’t give a fuck about her flat stomach bullshit…

I want the fucking booty….

These pics are disappointing.

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