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2014

16

May

Sofia Vergara for Kmart of the Day

The Sofia Vergara backstory confuses me. I assume being Colombian, there are a lot of drug cartels involved in her rise to fame. I feel like writing this may even get me shot, because most South Americans with an American dream, who come to Miami at 20 with a kid in tow, don’t end up being huge stars on huge TV shows 20 years later.

Not only is she a huge star, she’s also one of these girl who women love, and men love, marketing perfectly…where even doing a campaign for Kmart, a cash grab since you know she doesn’t shop at Kmart, doesn’t turn people off…but instead makes the middle americans shop at fucking Kmart….

I just know that producers were paid off, dicks were sucked, some Scarface shit went down…because so many other people wish they were her…I’m talking actual Americans, but I guess they just didn’t have the drive…or the titties…

Either way, here she is cashing out…

Posted in:Sofia Vergara

2014

16

May

Sara Sampaio in Revolve Clothing’s Catalog of the Day

Fisherman Portuguese model SARA SAMPAIO brings us the boring fucking catalog pics even though she’s half naked of the day…

Because there’s something about catalog pics that involve hiring all these same bitches, who spill over from company to company, to pose and sell their fucking clothes, with zero exclusivity, concept or fun..

You see, Sara Sampaio, is best know for doing Victoria’s Secret, because Victoria’s Secret manages their girls so tight, that they become low level celebrities….and part of that management involves brand association, by lending them to other companies like Revolve, to give the girls even more visibility, since you know Victoria’s Secret owns them…and Revolve participates, either because they manufacture their lingerie at the factories owned by Victoria’s Secret in China, because Victoria’s Secret is big enough to know if you manufacture for the competition as well as yourself you have your hand in everyone’s pocket and you win…

Or revolve are just idiots, thinking that using the same girls put them in the same league…

The fact is Revolve can hire anyone…they can even pay someone 50k a year to find never before seen girls. They could probably get celebrities for the same amount of money…yet they choose a girl already tainted by the competition.

It makes no sense….but more importantly, it’s boring, played out and garbage…but I’ll post it anyway, it’s friday and not every post can be as good as the BEACH VIDEO I just posted…

Posted in:Sara Sampaio

2014

16

May

iPhone Slow Motion Bikini Video of the Day

Nothing like a little beach video shot in slow motion on the iphone to make you question why you don’t live on the beach, when there are plenty of third world countries you could probably afford to live at with a beach, instead you choose your middle american, mall shopping, family restaurant chain eating, in debt, middle of the road with a fat kid, fat wife, all high on GMOs and high fructose corn syrup life…

But at least one motherfucker is out there capturing the good stuff that can happen in a bikini…like this guy…

Posted in:Video

2014

16

May

Spiderman is a Cowboy Tranny in the New Arcade Fire Video of the Day

Nothing like Spiderman wearing a bra…pretending to be Jared Leto in the new Arcade Fire video to remind you that he dresses like this when Emma Stone fuck him with a strap on, because I know british dudes, and they are all poofters into butt play… it’s part of their culture…like part of your fan boy culture is jerking off to Andrew Garfield dressed like a woman, dancing like a woman and gay bashed like any gay guy who walks into a cowboy bar that isn’t a gay cowboy bar…I saw Boys Don’t Cry…I know how this shit works…you just like Spiderman that much….

The song’s not that great but Arcade Fire are from my hometown of Montreal, I’ve probably had them in my Igloo at least once, so I got nothin’ but love for this video…but that could just be because I’ve got to the point in my where it’s time for me to finger a tranny….you know make it a life event on my FACEBOOK

Posted in:Music

2014

16

May

Abortion Haters and Their Giant Hairy Vagina and Other Videos of the Day

That totally makes fucking sense doesn’t it…makes me want to have a hooker fight…

Here’s a dude getting tasked on the beach…for summer

Beat boxer of the Day

11 Year old in Brazil Breaks Police Car Window

Robber Gets Knocked the Fuck Out…

Crazy fucking car accident…

Crazy 1960’s Fetish Game of the Day

Posted in:Videos

2014

16

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The bad thing about florida isn’t the crack smoking pregnant 20 year olds…it’s having unprotected sex with them…while drunk on sun, retirement, frozen yogurt and meth.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Hard Nipples!
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The Queen of Cannes!
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Kim Kardashian Cleavage
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Miley’s Knee Looks Like Seth Rogan
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Is Shailene Woodley Homeless?
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I LOVE CAM GIRLS!!!
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Everything You Need To Know About Gluten
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Jenny McCarthy Photoshopped for Shape Magazine….
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Destiny Dixon Pornstar in a Bikini
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Emily Blunt Took Tom Cruise to a Sex Club
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COUGAR PUSSY IS THE MOST WILD PUSSY…
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Girls With Their Big Tits..
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18 Things Sports Fans Need to Stop Criticizing Athletes For…
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

15

May

stepLINKS of the DAy

A site I’ve worked with since 2010, suddenly stopped linking me after 4 years, without telling me, because I guess they wanted every last click I could send before realizing all all because I post fashion nudity….and all of a sudden I am too hardcore, even though I haven’t been too hardcore for 4 years when they used my traffic to become millionaires, a little nipple shouldn’t have scared motherfuckers who claim to be “What Guys Need”….I guess they don’t think guys need nipples…or advertisers don’t think brands can support nipples…or sites that link to sites that post nipples and the whole thing is so fucking ridiculous…

It makes me wonder if we’re even the same species…I remember when the internet was a little less corporate bullshit, a little more punk rock, and people turned to it because it wasn’t fluffy edited down bullshit…

Thank god I can still drink, fuck whores, and eat donuts…because today, the internet has wronged all of us…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Rihanna is a Cyberbully and It’s Amazing
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Live Beaver Trapper is the Slut of the Day
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Things that Bounce…Tits…
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Greatest Motivational Speeches in Sports History
GO

Bregje Heinen’s Lingerie Pics…
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Bryana Holly Topless Like This Was Brody Jenner
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Blake Lively in a Tight Dress
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SLUT OF THE DAY
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Hilary Duff Strong Legs in Short Shorts
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Rihanna Dumped Drake
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13 Ridiculous Hairdos
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Dog in the Bowling Alley
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Lupita in Cannes
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Katy Perry Panty Flash
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Myleene Klass in a Strpless Dress
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Rihanna in LUI
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Olga Kurylenko TIts
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Maria Menounos Does Fitness
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Miley Cyrus Knee Kinda Looks Like Seth Rogan
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Rita Ora in Grey Tights
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So Many Redheads…
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Spring Break Bikini Bulge Prank…
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Elephant Calf Gets Saved
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Zac Effron Might be Marvel Person….
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Rumer Willis Booty!
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Some Greek Tits….
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Heather Graham in Pantyhose
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Chyna Naked in Playboy
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NFL Player Gets Tased….
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Alyssa Arce Hard Nipple Bikini Pics
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Best Headline for the Drake Rihanna Break Up
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Adriana Lima Topless in 2010
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Jennifer Lawrence’s Ass Brusher
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Godzilla the Musical is Dumb
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Rachel Bilson Lives…
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Ashton Kutchre’s 12 Million Dollar House
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Michelle Keegan HOT in a White Dress….
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20 Instagram Accounts To Help You Get Healthy
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Kylie Jenner and Other Tricks on Twitter….
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Beer Bra Ham Lincoln is an Idiot
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Coco Has a Burlesque Show…
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Standard Hotel Fired the Employee WHo Sold The Jay Z VIdeo
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Burn Your Bra…and Show us Your Hard Nipples…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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COUGAR PUSSY IS THE MOST WILD PUSSY…
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Scaring AWay the Shitter
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Enema of the DAy
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Amateur of the Day
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I LOVE CAM GIRLS!!!
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Amazing Cam Body…
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Girls in the Shower
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Erotic Makeover of the Day
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Magical Cam Girls on Webcams!
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing Porn…
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

15

May

Emily DiDonato in Vogue Australia of the Day

All you motherfuckers are complaining about the heat. Seriously, I have people on my Facebook in California running from Fires, in New York whining about the heat, in Europe complaining…it’s like motherfuckers, we are all going to die when the earth blows up thanks to our misuse of the motherfucker, just kick back and get a tan while it happens…or look at pics of Emily DiDonato, doing the Winter issue of Vogue Australia, because Winter is starting in Australia, to cool the fuck off…they’ve even sexed the whole thing up with some Sauna pics, but the reality is that anything this girl does that is sexy, is cooled off knowing that she’s been inside Jake Gyllenhaal’s man-pussy…

But I’ll post the pics anyway, I mean why the fuck not, you can hate a girl for the things she puts inside her, but you can’t hate the girl for getting paid to sit in a Sauna in underwear…

Posted in:Emily DiDonato

2014

15

May

Gintare Sudziute for Treats of the Day

Gintare Sudziute shot for my friends over at TREATS …who are the new age Playboy, with relevant hipster b-list to c-list models who are willing to get naked – rather than gutter stripper sluts Playboy chooses, all paid for by the Facebook twins, because apparently, like most young billionaires, they like model pussy…and paying people to take pictures of them…

What it comes down to is that without Treats, I wouldn’t know who Gintare Sudziute is…and I am all about the style of their shoots and what they are putting out to the world. It’s quality, and it’s the reason Emily Ratajkowski got famous, so as long as there are girls who want her success, there will be girls like Gintare Sudziute funnelling through TREATS for a shot…and that means lots more titties to come…while you come..and that’s great news…

That said, I think I am in love with Gintare Sudziute and her silly name…

Posted in:Gintare Sudziute

2014

15

May

Chanel West Coast in a Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Chanel West Coast is from some MTV show, and now she’s a rapper…like all the other girl rappers…doing the same fat ass hustle and making money doing it.

I’ve never heard her music, I’ve really only heard of her a few times, and I really only posted her ass pics once …so she can’t be all that famous…but she can be in a bikini, and here she is proving it.

I love her ass. It’s very Miami.

Here’s her nipple…

Posted in:Chanel West Coast