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2014

27

May

Gigi Hadid Hot for Front Row Magazine Photoshoot of the Day

Gigi Hadid apparently upgraded from one tween popstar to Bieber, because the rumor is that she’s on the beach or on a yacht with him, but the fact is that she’s rich as fuck thanks to her billionaire father to begin with, and really only needs Bieber to leverage her modelling career, which is hardly a modelling career… To date she’s done Guess for free, she’s done Sports Illustrated for free. Now she’s doing this magazine for free, because it’s not about the money assholes, she’s got enough of that…it’s about the exposure and publicity and maybe even the big penis…becaue I guess in Hadid’s case she has it all, she’s a little princess, and if she wants a Bieber…she gets it…

Who cares….I prefer her nude “work” …

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2014

27

May

LeAnn Rimes Bikini Pic for Twitter of the Day

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LeAnn Rimes and her friend decided to take a pool bikini selfie from the back side…and i’m not really sure why….I mean obviously, it’s in attempts to show off their old lady, housewives with Botox, getting freaky on memorial day asses, and really the one on the right is pretty good, and amazes me for not having cellulite, but it’s still weird, because old ladies aren’t supposed to act like this, this is college girl behavior…let’s save it for the college girls…

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2014

27

May

Sara Sampaio for Revolve clothing of the Day

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I guess this is some BTS Sara Sampaio for Revolve clothing shit that involves her making stupid faces…grabbing tits…having other people on set grab her tits..and the whole thing is pretty erotic…it makes me want to buy a motherfucking Revolve clothing tits…

She’s portuguese, but unlike all Portuguese people, she’s not a fisherman, she’s been in a bunch of magazines and has been put in line as the Adriana Lima replacement for Victoria’s Secret, when her contract dies off like her sex appeal already has…

I’m into this campaign..but maybe I am bias, since I snuck into a party at the Revolve Clothing Malibu beach house and they were all very nice to me as I drank their free liquor..

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2014

27

May

Ashley Benson Bikini Selfie of the Day

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Ashley Benson posted a pic of her tits in a bikini…laying down, which in the event you have tits, is the worst way to show off those tits, since laying down tits, are usually not optimizing your otherwise big tit tits..

As a fat man, I get that laying down makes you appear thinner in the rest of your dumpy midsection for pictures, but when your tits are the highlight of who you are….and when your tits are all that matter, despite your huge acting career thanks to a huge show and silly movie…you’d think this would be more topless nipple…

I prefer her Pretty Little Liars Shoot

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2014

27

May

Carmen Brundler for Marks and Spencer Lingerie of the Day

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You’ve never heard of Carmen Bründler, but her last name is fun to say…it makes me feel like I’m on some weird german tour of the fetish club, where the fat leather clad dominatrix is explaining her signature ass penetrating move…which may be where the marketing people at Mark’s and Spencer’s found her. I mean Berlin has been a hot bed for British executives on some sex tourism vacation for decades, because where else do you find these models who aspire to get half naked, all egotistical and narcissistic, unable to really use their brain for any other reason but getting half naked, since the money is good and the work is easy, not to mention it gives them that stamp of approval that they are hot enough and that they matter…not that they needed that stamp of approval, they already knew they were amazing, that’s why they decided to make a career out of that, to share it with you…

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2014

27

May

Ashanti in a Bikini of the Day

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You want to know what’s better than Ashanti in a bikini for instagram…

Ashanti in a snowsuit…

The reality is, I am all for these thick girls. I find them fun to look at. I love seeing white girls with fat asses and thick thighs celebrating themselves half naked because black guys celebrate them, and thus white suburban guys celebrate them. I love seeing them whore out in tight clothing or half naked in the club..

It’s some comical fertile as fuck clown shit…and Ashanti’s owning it. I can’t hate it. Because self produced half naked shoots are the bane of my existence…

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2014

27

May

Stefani Schober TItties for Fashion of the Day

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Stefani Schober looks like a 13 year old fat girl who just went on her first Family vacation to the Bahamas on some shitty cruise…you know the kind of girl with her hair braided on the beach while wearing a t-shirt to cover her pasty white middle american belly…at least that’s what her hair is telling me….

The rest of her is telling me that she’s’ pretty fantastic…and that’s really only because he’s showing her tits…for what I assume wasn’t even a paying job, but rather an editorial shoot, that she hopes takes her to the next level of stardom…and It would be negligent for me to not encourage this behavior…

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2014

27

May

Bill Murray and Jim Carrey in Video of the Day

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Bill Murray was caught on camera, probably drunk, on some dude’s bachelor party….where he put on a little show, because I guess that’s what he does…

Jim Carrey did a commencement speech that is going viral – I can’t really figure out what he’s saying but I figure…

Who cares…

Posted in:Videos

2014

27

May

Xenia Deli is my Favorite Model of the Day

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Xenia Deli is a pretty amazing model from some third world country that I would like to think she escaped in some Cold War movie storyline that involved climbing Siberian mountains, and dealing with American spies with her vagina, that is probably more of a “she’s hot, sign her, book her on jobs, get her a work visa, find her a rich American Husband, Greencard that ho”….

Not that she really needs to be booking jobs, since the work she does for her instagram for free, is all she really needs to be doing…all day, everyday…..from this angle…good times.

Seriously…

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2014

27

May

Barbara Fialho in Lingerie of the Day

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Barbara Fialho is a Brazilian Model…

She has been topless for “fashion”…which is code for being topless for money…which is a synonym of stripper/hooker…because that’s all any of us really are…just idiots whoring ourselves out for the good life any way we can…and if you’re a model who got to the Victoria’s Secret level, amongst all the competition, you didn’t do it without suckin’ some dick….

The fact is that if you were her you’d do the same, and more importantly, if you were working the casting couch, you’d encourage it, since all these babes are rolling through and putting you in the power position, you might as well take advantage of that…

Here she is modelling some lingerie looking’ good…

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