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2014

08

May

Laura Cremaschi Squeezing Into her Shorts of the Day

Lauren Cremaschi doesn’t matter. She’s a nobody. You’ve never heard of her…she hardly exists…yet for some reason the nice people at the paparazzi agency are taking pics of her in a bikini because people like bikini pics and buy bikini pics even if the girl in the bikini is not even an instagram model. She’s just some hot body, possible hooker with a foreign name…writing shit on her ass for attention

Like a real bottom feeder, with a bottom I’d like to feed with my mouth…

The formula is pretty simple to get in a bikini, trick a paparazzi, get on the blogs, but that shit doesn’t make you famous anymore, too many low levels have caught on, but it does help them score rich husbands, and I guess that’s what being a girl is all about…

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Posted in:Laura Cremaschi

2014

08

May

Rihanna Vogue Brazil Shoot to Celebrate Her Being Deleted from Instagram of the Day

The highlight of my day was when I heard that Rihanna was deleted from Instagram yesterday, because she broke the rules when posting a titty pic, even if that titty pic was the cover of a fashion magazine, you know art, not porn…

Something photographers and models and content producers have been battling with instagram since they started to use it..

Even I’ve been deleted off instagram 4 times to date, and the stuff I posted wasn’t even all that bad…

I got frustrated seeing that the celebs could get away with it, even though I think we should all get away with it, when the fact is that our work is being given to those motherfuckers, for them to make billions of dollars off of, while we are just doing it for likes and follows…

I mean these fuckers have a good scam going on, make the peasants work for free, build an empire off it, pretending to give a service that we don’t need, and police it like the Sultan of Brunei…but at least they made it clear and were consistent in their messaging – that nips don’t fly on the internet, even though so much other porn fills their pages…because a well shot fashion nipple is far more offensive that all the other shit they are monetizing….even though they gave her back her account…

And I guess here’s a behind the scenes video of her recent shoot to celebrate freedom in a policed internet state we are all idiots for using…

TO SEE THE VOGUE SHOOT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rihanna

2014

08

May

Sinkhole and Other VIdeos of the DAy

Watching a sinkhole is boring as fuck…it’s like punching a guy with a baseball bat…

Or Richard Simmons being Death Metal Homo…

Or the Anti Public Urination Tanker in India

Or the girl riding the sex toy for Charity…

Or some breakdancing Buddhist monks…

Posted in:Videos

2014

08

May

Dana Wright Modelling American Apparel of the Day

I wouldn’t go so far as to say that I am friends with Dana Wright, like she wouldn’t invite me to her wedding, even though we’ve had glorious conversations at least once or twice, and I felt a love connection, you know connected at the soul connection…

Unfortunately, our love was cut short, because her friend cockblocked , when finding out I was DrunkenStepfather and that apparently made me the fucking enemy to the faux feminists of the world…who claim they are feminists but don’t really grasp real feminism since they are 18 and stupid…

But apparently I am the anti feminist enemy…even though I celebrate women every fucking day, either by lusting after their nude pics or by making fun of the bitches who give the everyday girl unrealistic expectations for themselves…You know the anorexic girls the media uses to make you girls hate yourself…enough for me to swoop in and have my way with you by promising you the same level of fame…even though I have no ability to make you famous silly, I just say that for nudes…

I am on your side feminists, we are one, I love pussy as much as your dyke ass does, and if you are too stupid to realize that…there’s not much I can do…but masturabte to Dana Wright…partially because she’s an American Apparel model, from Canada, in American Apparel, showing nipple…but mainly because I’ve met her, have her number, and she get ignored by her daily, making her nipple far more of a personal experience than other girls I haven’t met showing nipple…

Either way, what a babe.

Posted in:Dana Wright

2014

08

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy

I watched suicide girls wrestling for 3 hours last night…then I went to Deny’s where a black meth addicted hooker tried to eat my face, and by face I mean dinner, in exchange for a blow job…Florida’s alright…

I Love Miley’s Pubes
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Hilary Duff – Scientologist
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Charles Barlkey Blowing Two Ghosts…
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All Hail Satin!
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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Kim Kardashian Does Racism
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Weird Picture of the Day
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Rihanna in Pink…Celebrating her Deleted Instagram
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Thong Of the Day
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Premature Celebration of the Day
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Girls Who Are In Bed
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Definitive Ranking of Beers!
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Art Immitates Life in Nerd World
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Helping Dreams Come True – One Fap at a Time
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

07

May

stepLINKS of the Day

The fun thing about Florida is the spectrum of trashy girls you want to fuck.

Whether it’s the 45 year old fake tit, cat face from shitty surgery mom fighting with the fake tit, cat face from shitty surgery grandma while the fake tit, cat face from shitty surgery great grandma watches…or the divorcee getting out of the Range rover with her fake tits, cat face from shitty surgery or just the meth addict in recovery outside of starbucks…with fat tits and a cat face from shitty surgery…all these bitches look the same…and I love them all

Here are some stepLINKS

Angelina Jolie in ELLE
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So Much good Fucking Booty
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I want to bang Bieber’s New Piece
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Alexis Ren Hot ASs in Boy Shorts
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GIFs of Kids Getting Scared for the Perverts
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The Greatest Game 7 Games in History…
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Marisa Miller Polaroid in a Bikini
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Irvine Welsh is Writing the New Spring Breakers….
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Hugh Jackman – Public Gay
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Vanessa Hudgens Midriss….
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Sahara Santos is Some Hot Ethnic Pussy
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Megan Fox LEgs Did Ellen!
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Hayden Panettiere be TRIPPIN
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Anna Chulmsky Teaches You How to Not Be a Mama’s Boy…
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Willow Smith is in Bed with a Topless 20 Year Old at 13….
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WIll Smith Doesn’t Care His Daughter is With a Shirtless Dude
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Emma Stone Attends Events
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Trashy Instagram Bitch of the DAy
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Future has the Best Videogame Ever….
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In Tragedy You Don’t Care ABout….Katie Jordan Price is Having Another Divorce
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Tamara Ecclestone’s in a Bikini
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Fails of the Week
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Man VS Pink Balloon…
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Racist Woman on the Tube…
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Creepy First Graders Salsa
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Michelle Lewin Thong
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In Nipples in a MAgazine You Dont’ CAre ABout
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Some Exciting Summer Movies.
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Demi Harman in a Bikini on the Beach
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Jay Z and Beyonce in a Staged Stunt..
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More Amber Heard and Johnny Depp..
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Bitches in the Hustler Calendar!
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Hair Pulling Settles Everything…
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The BEst SUnglasses Campaign You’ll Ever See Ever
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Game of Thrones on Wine Glasses
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My Friend Alexis Texas At Exxxotica
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Paratrooper Lands in a Tree
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Shakira Behind the Scenes
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Gym Goer of the Day
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Kim Kardashian in Panty Flash Pics
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The Craziest Things People Have Done to Celebrities on TUMBLR
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Eleven of the Greatest “Bully Gets Owned” Videos on the Internet
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Elizabeth Olsen Pokies
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Premature Celebrations
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Adriana Lima Behind the Scene
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Journdan Dunn Hot Walker
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Ellie Goulding in a Bikini Lookin’ Good
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Miley Jacking Her Leotard in her Twat…
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Michelle Keegan Upskirt..
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More Ellie Goulding Boob
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Alessandra Ambrosio Smoking in a Leather Skirt
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Adriana Lima’s Got Tight Jeans On…
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Chick Fight Brain Injury of the Day
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Tommy Lasorda Wants V Stiviano Hit By a Car
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Girls With Tattoos
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Captain America XXX ExxxCLUSIVE
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Best Camping Pictures
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Naked on the Streets Ad
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Rita Ora Nipples for Terry
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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Jodie Marsh See Through Top on Twitter
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Yvonne Strahovski in Undies
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Cam Cam Cam Cam Girls Are Amazing
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What is the Sexiest Career?
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I LOve Farrah Porn
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Magical Cam Girls on Webcams!
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Next Level Vag Infection….DON’t CLICK THIS…You Will Throw Up
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Romance on the Street!
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Find Cougars to Fuck…
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing Porn…
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

07

May

Naya Rivera’s Bikini Continues of the Day

Naya Rivera was fired from Glee because the man-faced one didn’t like how hot she was…but I do…

I’ve been following these bikini pics of her the last couple of days and I think they are great. The kind of bikini pics that will land her a new gig fast, breaking free from being type cast as the girl from the shitty show like the man-faced one who got her fired, and nothing but hot bodied, round ass nudity, is gonna come from this delicate flower…who probably isn’t so delicate…since of seen pics of her Fiance’s dick from years ago and that motherfucker probably slaughtered her ass…even though she looks like she bounced back fine from it…kinda like giving birth or something…but with more thong bikini and breast implants….

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Posted in:Naya Rivera

2014

07

May

Madison Murray is Hot on the Beach of the Day

My childhood friend, who I have met once, but feel a real connection with, MADISON MURRAY …is blowing up the internet with these pictures stripping out of her shirt on the beach today…and I understand why…she looks fucking awesome…

The pics were shot by THE HEAD HUNTR , who should have invited me on this shoot, considering I am in Florida, because I take hiding her nipples, with some implied nudity, while leaving her shorts on…to full spread eagle with objects inserted in her butt…objects like my tongue….all it takes is a little charisma…and sleeping pills.

This should be a sex tape…

The bad news is that she has probably washed this shorts since the shoot, so I can never sniff them. The good news….is that they happened…

Posted in:Madison Murray

2014

07

May

Kate Upton Panty Flash of the Day

Apparently, this Kate Upton Panty Flash is a big deal…I say it’s just big…real big…and not nearly as erotic as it could be…because it is Kate Upton and he best work is done in less clothes than this..photoshopped to shit..so that I don’t have to see her eating disorder that is the opposite of other model eating disorder…because her eating disorder involves eating every fucking thing in sight…

All I see here is that when you’re fat…in a tight dress…your belly makes getting out of a car gracefully pretty rough…

But knowing Kate Upton has really creepy fans, I have no choice but to participate in her promotional panty flash tour…and really, I’ve fucked way worst than this so hating on her plus sized stature is ridiculous, I guess I just don’t like seeing undeserving people win, but ultimately, I don’t actually care whether she’s in Vogue or not, and I would still let her sit of my face, smothering me, all smelling like the barn she was found in…..it’s beastiality if it’s dressed like a girl.

Posted in:Kate Upton

2014

07

May

Erin Wagner Topless for 192 Magazine of the Day

Her name is ERIN WAGNER ….I googled her and couldn’t find anything about her…other than that she shares the same name with Justin Bieber’s stepmother and mother of his half Bieber sibling, which is unfortunate, I guess…not that it matter…because this Erin Wagner isn’t affiliated with the Biebers, but I won’t say she’s not prostituting herself like she was Bieber’s mom learning how to monetize off her 5 year old, because any girl you ask to get naked, will always say no….until you package it as being for a great photographer, or for their model portfolio, or for a magazine you never knew existed…because for some reason, girls take that as status nudity, or elitist nudity, and not hooker nudity…anytime we get a girl naked, we’ve won…so this Erin Wagner is my kind of girl…fashionable about getting attention for being topless…even though being topless shouldn’t be a thing, and all girls should be topless all the time, it would make life better…I mean seriously, who the fuck jerks off to boobs now that so much hardcore porn exists…it just doesn’t make sense…so girls get topless on Facebook, do it for feminism and tag me in a all the pics…while you’re doing that, I am gonna stare at this.

Posted in:Erin Wagner