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2014

01

May

Laura Vandervoort Naked for Peta of the Day

Laura Vandervoort is some low level Canadian actress who has been doing Comicon the last decade to pay the bills while waiting for her big break…which is some TV show I am not going to bother googling, that she gets naked in, because when an actress who otherwise never got naked, gets naked, you know it’s her attempt to solidify herself, its just too bad she’s doing it in an era of hardcore porn where no one fucking cares…

Like other fame before her, she’s done some PETA naked shit to shut down Sea World, a cause I actually agree with and not just because there was a doc on it and celebs attached themselves to it, but because I’ve always known they are cruel horrible fucking things…cuz I have a brain….

I still think her best work is when she said she hated DrunkenStepfather…because I hate her too…

Posted in:Laura Vandervoort

2014

01

May

Most Ridiculous News Troll and Other Videos of the Day

Craziest Old Man Who Crosses the Road

Hamster Eating a Tiny Burrito

Naked Dude Slaps Cop in Face with Underwear – Gets Tased

Some FEMEN Protesting Nudity from Monday…That is Really Not Hot but has Tits

Shoplifter Gets Beat the Fuck Up

The Man in Belfast Who Tried to Set Himself on Fire

Suicidal WOman who Landed on CLothes Hangers – What an Attention Whore

Posted in:Videos

2014

01

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The best thing about 35 year old Miami hispanic moms with fake tits and hot bodies in really skimpy outfits…is their 18 year old daughters getting pregnant by rappers somewhere near by…

That’s the shit I want to stepFATHER…with my penis…

Here are some morning links…

The Amazing Spiderman Parkour
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Rob Ford Back On Crack in Video….
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Hot Babes in Bed
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Alyssa Arce in a Bikini…
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Some Italian Bitch Showing Her Upper Thigh…Tattoo…
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Short Wikipedia is Pretty FUnny
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25 Best Batman Comics of all Time
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Naked Cam Girls Are Amazing
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Ridiculous Ass on All Fours…
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The Best Name for a
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

30

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

My new favorite thing in Florida is toothless trashy white girls with fake tits and a leathery tan…on meth…in Walmart…talking to herself about some weird shit whily grabbing at her twat…I would have married her if she wasn’t screaming at me as I tried to get close to her…

That, and this new stepGIRL…holy shit…that’s not some pussy shit…ugh…that’s some good shit…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Ridiculous Asses for Hump Day
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Coco’s Massive Ass is Funny…
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Great Coordinated Year Book Pic
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Katie Cassidy Bikini
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Top 10 Reasons We’ve Given Up On Lohan…
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I Like the Monkey Who Slaps Deborah Duncan
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Instagram Babes Hottest Women Read Thirsty Comments!
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Abbey Clancy in a Bikini
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Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace
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Selena Gomez Legs
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Jennifer Lawrence Middle Finger Continues
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The NEw Godzilla Trailer
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Dani Thorne Nasty Gal
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Prince Harry Gets to Fuck All The Prince Fuckers Now
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Kayley Cuoco Instagram Porn
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Harry Potter Vs Star Wars
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These are Some Hot Models…
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Kate Moss for Topshop
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Peaches Died of Heroin Overdose
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Jessica Biel in a Granny Outfit
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Gwyneth Paltrow Scary Pics
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Ferne McCann TOpless Bikini
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Regina George 10 Years Later…
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Hot as Fuck Model in Supermodel Magazine
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Michelle Lewin’s Intense Bikini
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Claudia Romani in a Bikini on an Inflatable…
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Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee Will Be Around for 6 More Season
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Crackhead Stabs Himself!
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Frisky Panty…
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Katy Perry Green Hair
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Steven Tyler is Starting to Look Like a Grandma
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Alison Brie Byrdie Photoshoot….
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Naked Girl Taking a Walk…
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Which Deschanel Sister Would You Rather Fuck Up the Ass and Lock in your Basement
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Freakish Doppelgänger
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Rihanna in a Midriff
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Kelly Kruger Cameltoe
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Some Hot Naked Bitch on Necker Island
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Courtney Cox Pokies!
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Some Turkish Actor Topless
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Sam Faiers in a Bikini….
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Some Stupid Tits
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Every Nude Scenes from Three Seasons of Game of Thrones….
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Some Big Titty Chick Named Minka Celebrates her 20th
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Hot Dirty Amazing Naked Cam Girls
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Redhead Teen Masturbates
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Lesbian Video of the Day
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Nicki Minaj Look Alike
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Hot Fucking Webcams!
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing Porn…
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

30

Apr

Kate Upton’s Vogue UK Cover Lies of the Day

Based on historical documentation…

Like Today’s Kate Upton FAT ON SET …or last weeks Kate Upton’s Fat on the Red Carpet …or last week’s IRINA SHAYK AND KATE UPTON ON THE Beach and and pretty much 95% of Kate Upton Posts I Have Posted …she doesn’t look this athletic, even when in a mom high wasted bikini…

I guess Mario Testino and his team just fucking magically created this look with smoke and mirrors…and I guess the real issue in all this isn’t how fat she is, or how edited she is, it’s how she got on the cover of Vogue, while being a Bikini model, who’s audience is all dudes, with no real business in fashion, other than because fashion wants to monetize and sell copies and be talked about…I know this offends everyone I know in and into fashion…but all you average dudes, love the tits…that’s why she exists…even though they are sloppy…so here they are…or at least here is the preview…more to come…you sickos…

Posted in:Kate Upton

2014

30

Apr

The Loni Anderson Still Hot Post of the Day

I used to masturbate to Loni Anderson when she was WKRP-ing it…

I still would…In fact…I am…

Right now…and you’re reading along, essentially joining me in the act…and that’s pretty fucking gay of you…but as expected as Loni Anderson pulling out her tits…

Pics via TERRY’S DIARY

Posted in:Loni Anderson

2014

30

Apr

Selena Gomez “Artistic” Student Film Quality Instragram Videos of the Day

I know people who know Selena Gomez and every single one of them has told that she’s fucking awesome. She’s funny, charismatic, a hard worker and and a entertainment industry genius….

Apparently, between her mom and her, they have this all figured out and that despite her chronic illness that may end up killing her, the one that gives her steroid face bloat, and that Makes her look like some kind of chipmunk…she may take the fuck over…

You know, producing Springbreakers wasn’t the peak of her artistic hustle, but rather the start, even though it was hardly art, unless you consider tween icons in bikinis having threesomes in a movie that made 100,000,000 dollars art..which I guess Hollywood does…

I guess that’s why she’s decided to get behind the camera, and jack up some filters, to make shit look all arty, if you consider film student smut art, and the whole thing is really fucking weird….

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2014

30

Apr

These Carmen ELectra Pics Disturb Me of the Day

Carmen Electra posted these pics of her rocking a really hot body in a bikini, despite her botox face, because all she does is workout, since her hotness is all that defines her…and her bank account.

I mean she didn’t even get knocked up in her 30s like all the other girls….you know to have a kid to transfer her narcism to a new generation when she had the chance…now she’s all menopausal, but has all the time in the world to do yoga, pilates and whatever else it takes…

She was too into herself and her career to ever damage her body, since that’s the only thing that has brought her money, like a stripper or hooker I guess she is…

All this to say, her posing with another plastic woman, while being half naked is oddly erotic…but still fucking weird…but I guess weird is the future of porn since…since we’ve seen everything she’s capable of…

Posted in:Carmen Electra

2014

30

Apr

Hilary Rhoda is Hot in W of the Day

Hilary Rhoda is some model who is engaged to some Hockey Player from Canada named Sean Avery…which I guess has nothing to do with anything…because she’s already secured herself as a Sports Illustrated Model without him…and here she is in W magazine wearing what could be a bikini, because that’s what bikini models do, and I am posting it because I liked the pictures…you know in a basic low level retard kind of “those colours are nice” kind of way…

I could go into her history as a greek girl, and wonder if like Maria Menounos she liked Greek, but I realize there’s no point, every girl likes anal, even those who aren’t naturally or genetically predisposed to it…

I could go onto her wikipedia or her instagram to see who the person behind the bikini body is…but who gives a fuck, like a retard likes playing with rocks, I just like the pics…

Posted in:Hilary Rhoda

2014

30

Apr

Christina Milian in a Bikini Top of the Day

Christina Milian is an interesting attention seeker, who isn’t really interesting at all, but who is interesting enough, when I am posting a story about her….

Sure, this isn’t really a story about her, but rather bikini pics she put on instagram, that I am posting as an excuse to talk about myself and the fact that I am not a racist, since everyone is up on this racist shit, I would bang a black girl, and my inability to bang black girls is because black girls are as racist as that Sterling dude…and think Mexicans are beneath them or some shit…take away their personal property…it’s only fair.

I can’t imagine anyone really cares about this mom who is never Mom-ing, but always at the pool, when she’s not hosting of The Voice Live Shows, a job that doesn’t really make sense, but then again, the show is based on Adam Levine, which also doesn’t make sense, and for that should be killed off….but won’t since it makes too much money…

I mean, her highlight was being popstar who had one dirty video, that would have made me believe she was heading in the right direction of being a giant hooker, which I guess she kind of did, since she gets residuals on all the songs her husband at the time gave her credit on, like all the billion dollar Beiber shit, making her a good candidate to try and K-Fed, if she wasn’t busy making her own strategic slut moves…that I hope are better than these bikini pics…

Posted in:Christina Milian