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2014

29

Apr

Rihanna Topless and Naked in LUI of the Day

I know Rihanna doesn’t really look human, not because she’s black, that would be racist and I think we are all God’s people, but because of that head.

I know Rihanna is probably the kind of cunt who would punch herself in her car and blame her boyfriend for it only to ride the publicity that followed – leading to superstar success.

I know Rihanna was probably a child prostitute in Barbados, that’s how she got exported into pop music on her low level of talent…

I know Rihanna has been naked, topless, in see through shirts so many times before…

I know Rihanna is rich enough to not bother doing this, yet she does it out of the kindness of her soulless hooker heart…

But most importantly, I know I like her doing it….whether it’s for FASHION or her own exhibitionism, I’d let her pose naked for my face anytime she wanted…

Either way, not a fan of her, or even her naked body, she’s hit or miss, and a solid 7 when not factoring fame, but a fan of all she represents…in her actions…

Good job LUI Magaizne…this is soft core porny and pretty next level…and thus awesome…next time…let’s see more bush.

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2014

29

Apr

Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini of the DAy

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Ashley Tisdale was at one point labelled the hottest girl by MTV, because they were paid to do that…and it made me mad so I decided to explore her, track her plastic surgery, laugh at how botched it was and how shitty her face was after spending so much money trying to fix it, I think I even had a feature called the “Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch”…because I am mean spirited, get joy from being mean, but only to celebrity bitches who get paid well, get too much positive reinforcement and who have cunty egos because they aren’t down to earth, because if they were, they wouldn’t post their narcissitic shit all day…

But the good news is that in rejection that has come when all her friends outdid her, she’s figured out the key to get new fans, is to not show her face, but focus on her hot body, because throughout the whole thing, she’s always had a hot body, and hot body carries more importance than a face, so in hating one thing, I love another, I am a balanced hater… even if her fan base confuses me…with their passion…

Here’s her hot selfie you can masturbate to..

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2014

29

Apr

Nina Agdal Shows Off her Weird as Fuck Face of the Day

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Nina Agdal made this funny instagram video..that I guess is supposed to show her acting range, in a casual creeper style video, but that fixates on her face, forehead and head…that I like to refer to as a RETARD HEAD…like full on helmet wearing, playing with rocks in his wheelchair in the park RETARD Face…that’s not to say she’s not hot, or interesting, talented, or hot bodied…and it’s not to say she doesn’t deserve to be here, it’s just a matter of preference…or hiring a thirsty, discount bargain basement immigrant model from a work program…to integrate her into society like they do at the pharmacy…

HERE SHE IS IN SOME BIKINI OUTTAKES CLICK HERE – I am too lazy to post them…because she’s not that good…

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2014

29

Apr

Candice Swanepoel Promoting Jeans of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel did this campaign for WOOLWORTH….which where I am from was the kind of store that was designed for the poor, you know that smelled like white trash poverty, in a time when white trash wasn’t filled with mixed race babies…you know the Walmart of the generation, up on some discount K-Mart shit, and in being one of those mass merchandise, low grade, dollar store quality spots, they make enough money to pay top models to be in their campaigns, and top models take them money, because they don’t care about brand association, they care about money, as they are like everyone else, just a bunch of money grubbing whores…

That said, I still like looking at Candice Swanepoel….in cheap shit jeans designed for obese Cheetos eating girls…or naked…

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2014

29

Apr

Leven Rambin Bikini on Instagram of the Day

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I don’t watch shit like The Hunger Games, but apparently this 23 year named Leven Rambin is in it…

She’s also been on All My Children, where she played two lookalike half sisters, just because she’s that good of an actor….

I guess being a Texan means she’s up on some Jessica Simpson kick and has got some Texas BBQ tits, since everything in Texas is bigger, and I guess in being a young girl trying to stand out amongst the crowd, because Jennifer Lawrence is stealing all her shine, she’s decided to post bikini pics, it’s a good strategy, at least for people like me, who like looking at bikini pics…because they are better than clothed pics, and girls feel less slutty than posting lingerie pics…

All this to say, I now know Leven Rambin..it’s on.

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2014

29

Apr

Amanda Mani Hot in Elle Mexico of the Day

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I don’t know anything about Amanda Mani…

I just know I’m in love…

She did some Elle Mexico shit, she’s pushing 6 foot which is just fucking next level massive, but her face and everything about her is so good…

This is the kind of girl I wouldn’t want to meet, because it would feel emasculating, not that I care about that, my small penis and low testosterone kinda do that for me on the daily, but I would send her love letters and flowers wherever just to encourage her to hang in there and to keep on working, because I want to see her naked in photoshoots.

That’s just the kind of romantic I am…you know when I’m not tricking girls in bars to give me a gynaecological exam, or to tell me if my sperm actually tastes like chocolate, like I’ve convinced them it does, I’m writing models love letters…they should make a movie about me and when they do that I’ll be thinking of the Amanda Mani like a Pedi thinks about little boys…I don’t think that Mani /Pedi joked work…it needed more asian illegal workers….

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2014

29

Apr

Ashanti in a Bikini of the Day

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This just in…Ashanti put on a bikini…and probably shouldn’t have…

More importantly…Ashanti posted the pics to her instagram…meaning she’s well aware that they exist and that this is what she looks like in a bikini…when she probably should have just let the paparazzi leak them, only to respond saying “I love my body”…

It’s like girl, I love bikini pics, and I don’t care if you are self aware, or if you have a positive body image, or if you embrace your thickness or if you are delusional, I like it all…black girls, mexican girls, skinny girls, thick girls, even fat girls it can all be hot…it’s like post better pics of the shit, arch your back and shit, make it count….cuz otherwise, it’s just sloppy and uneventful…Bitches need to hire me to direct their instagram shoots…

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2014

29

Apr

Ellen Page’s Lesbian Stomach of the Day

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Remember when Ellen Page had some big theatrical coming out event at some Ted Talks looking bullshit…yeah that was pretty fucking dramatic and ridiculous but lesbians everywhere embraced it because lesbians like having a leader, at least one in the media, even though every girl I’ve ever met is a fucking lesbian, but maybe that attitude is why Lesbians generally hate me, you know the one where I am convinced I can have sex with them, because I believe that they are just being pussies and are genetically programmed to want cum in them, proven by the whole uterus thing, where as gay dudes are just down with no headaches and anal sex…you know “we don’t need a pussy, that shit bleeds and is scary and smells like fucking sushi platter when it’s not making babies that bite into our vacation funds”….

Either way, she wore a bikini top, flexed her lesbian abs, looks a little lipstick, before they put her in a tie, all for Flare Magazine, a Canadian Magazine, celebrating her big fucking move, when really people don’t realize drawing attention to their sexuality is like pointing at a black person and saying “LOOK A BLACK PERSON LET’S BE NICE TO HIM SO HE DOESN’T THINK WE ARE RACIST”…you know anti-racism, and politically correctness that labels shit harder than a back woods redneck…it’s all so counter productive…

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2014

29

Apr

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Workout Shorts of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio wore skimpy workout shorts in public because that’s what girls workout in, unless they are at Planet Fitness, giving you another reason, or really the main reason why we should all throw in the booze and hit the gym, because bar rat drunk bitches on drugs, just don’t have asses like this, you know the kind you can chip a tooth on even after they have kids, but do have asses, even when skinny are sloppy and falling off their malnourished weak bodies…I guess the only problem with fitness is that historically it makes you live longer and really who needs that…especially when we can just stare at fitness on instagram since every bitch loves posting her workout and abs…

Either way, Alessandra Ambrosio is a lingerie model…and yes her ass isn’t that great…and yes her underwear is too small and Visible Panty Line makes you think her ass cheek is suffocating…but I am still posting it.

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2014

29

Apr

Nadine Leopold is My Favorite of the Day

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Nadine Leopold is the hottest new thing, straight out of Austria, who I posted about yesterday when I first decided I liked her and that I am now fully committed to liking because she’s releasing more and more hot pics…from jobs she’s booked….

I think I compared her to Hitler, since she’s Austrian, but I can’t remember yesterday, that was so many drinks ago…I just know I’d let her gas chamber me…by sitting on my face…as that’d be a pretty decent way to be killed off…but that’s not saying much, considering being smothered by any model ass has always been my death of choice…

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