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2024

Oct

Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day

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Here’s Sara Sampaio showing off her pussy in tight pants under the guise that it is a fitness video…

Because you know these girls just want you to see them doing fitness for no reason other than showing off their pussies.

Otherwise they would keep that shit to themselves, like they do with everything else that they do when they are top level Victoria’s Secret models who are trying to make it in Hollywood by MAKING IT with Jack Nicholson’s son.

It’s ALL so calculated…

Now, I’ve never found the fisherman’s daughter from Portugal very hot, she was always the VS model I didn’t really understand how she snuck in and a decade later, she’s equally not that hot…BUT…with the power of perversion and the power of the internet making these high paid models low level instagram trash crying for attenion…I WILL STARE at her pussy in her fitness video, since it’s a pussy, and in the current climate we’re at risk of losing pussy for all the dudes who decided they’ll be better at being chicks than chicks…like GISELE.

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2024

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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There is a very distinct difference between the tranny that works at the McDonalds window who is a total asshole dude probably on estrogren, rocking long hair and bad make-up and no tits, looking like a halloween costume gone wrong.full Adam’s apple in cosplay acting like it’s on its period becuase it works at McDonalds instead of being at home on disability watching ANIME or doing other nerd shit like scrolling reddit with its peers….and a tranny prostitute who is committed to giving you closet cases a tranny experience to jerk off to until realizing that you love cock….

There are levels to the tranny insanity…

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Paige Spiranac Looks AI while Showing her Bald Pussy Mound
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Bella Hadid Slutty for Fashion
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Noah Cyrus Gross in a See Through Outfit
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Back to This Again
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Millie Bobby Brown’s Bon Jovi Wedding
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Em Rata Topless in Jeans
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Amanda Bynes Launches Started Fashion Line
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Woman Rescues Dog That Doesn’t Know He’s Big
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Emma Roberts is Edgy
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Cavinder Twins in Glam for a Sports Shoot
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Fight Outside Shaq’s Big Chicken restaurant
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Amanda Stenberg Hot Tits
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Athletes Having a Shit Day
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Penny Lane Hot Slut Model
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Elena Martin Naked in a Movie
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Hot Volleyball Player
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Thick Ass in Leggings
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NFL WAG gets Paid
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Weightlifter Pranks People
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Kiss Cam Joker
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Worst Mistakes Women Make in their 20s
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Woman Sues Cops
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Aubrey Plaza’s Sex Scene
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Man on Moped Steals Christmas Decorations
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FAILS
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Tommy Lee’s Dog Saved From a Coyote Attack
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OFficer Arrests a Women and Gets Himself Arrested
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Right Place Right Time
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Angelina Jolie is Old and Scary
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Margot Robbie is Ready to Drop
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Selena Gomez is in a Turtle Neck
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Ella Hunt is in a Tight Dress
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Chloe Bailey is in a Red Dress
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Cara Delevingne is Pantsless and Possibly Topless Under her Jacket for Fashion
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Liz Hurley Has Tits
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Joy Corrigan Cries for Attention
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Whore in a Short skirt
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Mylene Klass has Cleavage
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Simone AShley Cleavage
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Christmas Tits Flash – Tis the Season
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Slow Motion Ass Squeeze
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Scumbag of the Week
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Depraved Humans
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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The Survivor
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Pussy Masturbating
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5 Acts that Make You a Whore
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Hot girls Masturbating
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2024

Oct

Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day

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Jessica Alba is one of those Mexicans who never really promoted being Mexican until it was good for business.

She was probably human trafficked over the border, but she is excited about her experience from her abusers because of the wonderful life they allowed her to have.

From sex worker to celebrity, she climbed the ranks and didn’t end up dead like the other people they human traffic and condition to do what they need them to do.

In being loyal to her abusers, she’s decided to get political and push people to vote, probably for a specific party like she was Taylor Swift, because if it was for the other party she’d be cancelled by her handlers.

I don’t care about politics, I am Canadian.

I just think celebrities not realizing that people don’t care about celebrities and thus they don’t care about what celebrities think about politics, since celebrities are rich as shit and live a delusional life in their mansions that they cry about social issues like climate change, while using more energy for their big homes and private jets that many people combined….and their virtue signalling goes deeper and deeper into unbelievable while knowing that they don’t interact with poor people, they’re fucking snobs in their island of snobery.

So the point is, Alba old and out of touch is trying to get Latinas on her side, while barely being a Latina, or ever really endorsing that until it become a marketing angle for a soulless attention seeking flesh puppet designed to flip flop wherever the opportunity lies while having zero loyalty to anyone because they are empty…

If anything, I would find this Latina cosplay offensive. Where the girl has put on more of a tan than she normally has but worse…HOOP EARINGS and a VOTE chain like she’s dressing as a CHOLA on Halloween because she’s so out of touch.

This is so fucking TRANSPARENT and I can’t imagine anyone falls for this shit, which makes it funnier to see them trying to pull it off like it was 20 years ago when Celebrity mattered….

To make it even better her DNA says she’s not even Mexican or Latina – making this actually RACIST:

Alba’s global admixture was 72.7% European, 22.5% East Asian and Native American, 2% Sub-Saharan African, 0.3% Middle Eastern and North African, 0.1% South Asian and 2.4% “No Match”

Where is the LATINA blood you fucking joker….

All this to say, you’d still jerk off on her face if you could…and I know that because some of you will literally jerk off onto a picture of her face you either print or pull up on your phone that’s easy to clean due to it’s touch screen glass surface.

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2024

Oct

Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney is just coming off a cheesy ad that is getting hype because it includes her in the bath by a brand who once advertised here but never came back because I guess they don’t like our jokes…pussies.

She’s also coming off a year of hype after about 5 years of being naked in various TV shows and movies, in efforts to really become a household name that all generations, including the Hollywood hating Gen Z can align with…through the collective enjoyment of her exposed big tits…

In a divided world, I think Sweeney’s figured out how to bring us all together, or at least to get us all to come together, because we seem to become retarded pacifist dopes when we are exposed to the tits she’s offering us.

Glamour Magazine has named her the woman of the year, probably because of her tits doing humanitarian work…or maybe they consider important women those who show their big tits for attention and who get that attention.

I feel like there could be MORE important woman out there, but they just aren’t as clickbait oriented to get the ad dollars in, so fuck them, let’s celebrate the tit.

TITS:

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2024

Oct

Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day

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Paige Spiranac apparently makes 1,000,000 dollars a month on her exclusive content platform that she’s not allowed to get naked on.

That’s 1,000,000 dollars being robbed from the lonely and/or pathetic pervert, which makes me sad.

Even if some of her subscribers are rich married dudes, the fact that they are paying for this kind of thing also makes me sad.

It’s like get some testosterone and be a man, paying a woman for pictures they don’t get naked in is SERIOUS cuck shit.

ALSO, all this shit gets leaked to the internet, so if anything, put in 1 dollar with 100 dudes, 10 cents with 1000 dudes, to sign up to her shit and ROBIN HOOD that shit for the rest of us.

Make a big titty instagram bitch who whores herself out while trying to maintain a mainstream appeal to brands 100 dollars from 1 subscriber a month….and get these people going back to giving it away for free when trying to get noticed on instagram amongst the other whores.

These paying subscribers are complicating the whole dynamic of whores whoring on instagram….

PLUS she doesn’t even get naked, that’s like buying a Pizza that is just a can of tomato sauce….you know WE NEED THE CRUSTY CUNT and CHEESY NIPS bitch.

Feeling herself up for money doesn’t cut it, but at least it establishes who she is and paints a CLEAR picture of her soulless whore flawed character.

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2024

Oct

Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

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Margaret Qualley is Andie MacDowell’s daugther, so you know her working her way through the industry was one with a lot of road blocks, lots of struggles and lots of dick sucks just to pay her rent to get to those auditions that weren’t being handed to her, you know since it’s way more difficult when you have to live up to your mother’s name, people actually discriminate you and no favors are handed out….

I’m all for nepotism….

This Qualley was apparently raised in Asheville, which is unfortunately being destroyed for their Quartz and Lithium mines by the MACHINE that doesn’t care about you, you useless breather. You just fund the whole operation. It’s a fucking tragedy.

I don’t know how down to earth and wholesome or country this Qualley is, but she did go to school in North Carolina, so it adds to her appeal as a celebrity rich kid. Which is a fetish of mine. The LA rich kids are the fucking worst kind of creatures you’d like to hate while jerking off to them…knowing exactly how garbage they are.

Anyway, she’s tall and skinny, which makes her hot to begin with, at least to perverts like me. The girl doesn’t need a rocking or beautiful face when she’s got that kind of body….

So in her new movie where she plays some growth that comes out of an old as shit Demi Moore, who makes a deal with some scientist to have a younger and more beautiful version of her crawl out of her and exist with her for 7 days on and old Demi exits the 7 days off, but obviously the hot young thing takes over and disgustingness happens.

I saw the movie illegally, it’s alright, kinda a rip off of other movies we’ve seen, but nothing’s original so the good news is that Qualley is naked in it, she’s apparently in prosthetic tits, and they balance out her body in a way that makes it better.

So she’s hot in an ugly kind of way….check it out since I haven’t already posted it.

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2024

Oct

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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There’s some conspiracies that the alien takeover is actually through parasites and parasites are spread through shit….so the best way for the mind controlling aliens to get into your brain in through the asshole.

Since the aliens are at the top of the food chain and have the ability to manipulate the slave class of retards like us through media, entertainment, social media, brand marketing, etc.

So they have decided to celebrate the asshole over the last 20 years, turning everyone gay or into eating asshole, which in the 90s was seen as a dirty thing to do…because people didn’t want to eat shit…and today it’s a first date activity.

To make the asshole more desirable, as the window to the soul, they’ve developed un inefficient panty, the THONG, which even I have a fetish for…which barely covers the asshole…which you’d think is something you’d want in a panty.

Here are asshole spreaders in their thong showing off assholes for the parasite spreading they want so bad…

It may be a conspiracy, but it’s a fun conspiracy, since assholes are exciting behind thongs!

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2024

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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Welcome to Losertown…down the gutter from Loserville….

In a world of these idiots who think they are cool on social media bragging about their existences…We’re over here perfectly sucking at life.

Sure, it’s all a matter of perception or perspective…if you’re a super loser, you’re just winning at losing…

But don’t you ever wish you were cool though?? Like at the time, in my youth I didn’t really give a shit about being cool or what other people though, if anything I just wanted to troll the people who thought they were cool.

However, in hindsight, it would have been far more lucrative to have manipulated those who thought they were cool into thinking that I was cool, because then there would have been far more opportunities for me….

Maybe being a loser is bad energy and your goal should be to fake being cool, so the other fake cool people who think they are cool let you in and then open doors for you to travel on private jets, make internet money, or better yet…fuck hot chicks….

Something to think about on this lovely SURVIVOR NIGHT…you faggots.

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Sydney Sweeney in the Bath for a Soap Brand that Advertised on THIS site early in their INSTAGRAM BRAND life cycle – but NEVER gave me another DOLLAR because they’d rather give Sweeney a cool Million and WATCH DRUNKENSTEPFATHER DIE….BOYCOTT THIS BRAND WHILE STARING AT SWEENEY TITS.
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Paige Spiranac – Golf Whore
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Aubrey Plaza Sex Scene
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Zendaya Legs for Fashion Week
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Babe on a Mechanical Bull
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Skateboard Fail – Don’t Watch This
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Irina Shayk in Paris Being Hot
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Topless Rachel Cook
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Olympian Alica Schmidt is on Vacation
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VP Debate Memes from the Left….
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Natasha Poly Nipple
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20 Ways You Will Most Likely Die in America
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Lady Gaga Living Harley Quinn Life
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Delilah Hamlin Shows Off the Nipples
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Slutty NFL WAG Showing Off Fitness Gear
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Bella Thorne is a Slutty Dress Showing Off her Nipple Rings
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Tragic Stories of Memes
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Worst Seat Ever
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Mena Suvari with Zombies
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Fails
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Idiotic Escalator Fart Prank
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Giraffe Stops Mountain Biker
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Best Vending Machine Ever
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Beyonce in her Levis
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Brittany Mahomes is Pregnant and Pushing Products with her Mom Tits
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Chess King Sacrifice
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Lizard Invades Home
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Dog Pranks Man
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Ariana Grande Talks her Plastic Surgery
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Hot Volleyball Playing Pussy
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Karen Moments
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1920s Helicopters
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The Car Catcher in the 1930s
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Everything Streaming in October
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Livvy Dunne’s Slutty Outfit Birthday Content
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Scary Snakes
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Mikey Madison in a Tight Dress
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Chloe Moretz Doing Shit
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Peyton Roi List in Pantyhose
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Zoe Saldana Skimpy Dress
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Reina Hardesty Pantsless Outfit
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Zendaya Coleman Skinny
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Selena Gomez Titty
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Bella Thorne Whorin
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Alica Vikander Pantsless Outfit
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Barbara Palvin is at Fashion Week
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Alycia Debnam-Careyu in a Black Dress
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Isabel Merced for Fashion
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Mental Cases
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Big Booty Dick Rider
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Pussy Reveal
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Goopy!
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Tits Fucked From Behind
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Gripping the Dildo
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Unacceptable Devices
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Big Boob Masturbating
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Fake Tit Milf
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Spreading for a Dildo-Ing
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Public Acts that Make You a Whore
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Ass to Ass
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2024

Oct

Ariel Winter Puts her Pussy in Her Man’s Face and Flashes Tit of the Day

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Ariel Winter is back….

There was a time when we were writing about her big sloppy breast reduced tits almost daily, because she was going through that whoring herself on social media as hard as she could, before deciding to commit her life to eating junk food and getting fat.

She seems less fat, so they probably have her on the right sedatives to keep her calm during these child star in retirement years, so in being less fat, she decided to hop on some trend that looks a lot like a sex act….

It involves her man spinning her around like she was on his dick, only to stop midway for a pussy lick….

Some call this the standing 69….

Unlike the naked and pornographic version of this, it’s not that fun to watch.

If anything, it is theatrical and gay but at least her pussy is being put in her man’s face…

Now, whether she has a gross stinkbox of a pussy or her man is a closet case scared of pussy, but willing to get with it to get that life with an ABC child star….like Sarah Hyland’s gay husband…or whether he’s just a handler hired by the industry to babysit their prized possession that they created and must keep under control so that she doesn’t expose their tactics and blow up their Hollywood creeper spot….it still happened.

Now – some upside down TITTY.

Now – with tit slip:

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2024

Oct

Mom Sophie Turner in Lingerie for the Game of Thrones Perverts of the Day

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Sophie Turner bred with a Jonas Brother, but that’s not what she’s jerked off for.

She’s jerked off to becasue she was in Game of Thrones and that was a hit show amongst more than just the nerds who would be into that kind of fantasy shit. It was a hit show amongst the masses and that confused me at the time.

I guess I am just one of those autistic kinds of people who can’t really connect with fantasy stories about castles and dragons in a land far far away. The group of LARPERS who smell like stale cum, snack foods and sadness that were into that kind of thing always threw me off with their awkwardness and anger.

However, in running a perverted site about celebrities, I’ve come to accept the extreme nerd as a friend and for that reason I am sharing one of the women they probably jerk off to, doing something more worthy of being jerked off to than riding dragons….

She’s in lingerie, being a whore in the movies, she’s a tall blonde…so it’s an acceptable presentation of a girl you pretend you’re married to being hot and bothered for you to get hot and bothered to….

I don’t endorse nerd shit, fantasy shit, dragons and shit…but I do endorse half naked celebrities nerds made famous for that shit, when they are getting naked or near naked in less gay ways.

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