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2023

22

Mar

Antje Utgaard Got Big Tits and Posted a Pre-Bath Video of the Day

Antje Utgaard seems to be some TikTok personality with giant tits….The kind of ANTJE you’d wish wasn’t your AUNTIE but rather your WET NURSE…..FEED ME MOMMA!

She’s got 2.1 million followers on Instagram, which means she’s important or that people will assume she’s important.

The truth is that this lazy generation just buy fake followers and no one is the wiser to it, which always makes me laugh because early on Instagram I was going to buy 1,000,000 followers to the DrunkenStepfather account, thinking I’d go viral when others saw the 1,000,000 followers and I bet I would have….fake it til you make it…but I thought stupidly, it’s funnier to have NO followers since I do this for the LOLZ…sometimes I troll wrong…

So to think other people aren’t running the same hustle, accumulating real followers by gaming the system with the fake ones, is idiotic, I mean this is 10 years later, it’s more sophisticated of a scam now…

That’s not to say Antje Utgaard doesn’t have big tits, and that big tits aren’t worshipped in this world, I’m just saying she’s probably got a lot less fans that her Instagram says she does…but that doesn’t mean the tits aren’t any less important, it’s a hustle, and that doesn’t mean the tits aren’t being used to her benefit as tits like that should, I mean if you have tits like that and don’t use them to win, you’re a fucking wasted opportunity…

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2023

22

Mar

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I may not be a weed smoker. I may be suspicious of the government legalizing and taxing weed. Thinking like a paranoid weed smoker that they are trying to get some sort of chemicals into my body to control me. Wondering why their new source of income doesn’t reduce our cost of living, where’s that money going, just in the pile of all the other taxation they aimlessly spend without asking any of us for permission, even though it’s our money…which I guess is what we deserve for ALLOWING them to trick us into the whole taxation thing..

WHY did they allow it, because I think of it on a micro level of living in a neighborhood and some asshole knocking on my door saying “so, I need 30-50 percent of your money to hire a staff of retard public servants who will barely work, be overpaid, in a totally bloated bureaucratic mess, where 40 people will be tasked to do the job of 1 person, where we’ll give back to the community with free healthcare that will take 6 months to access, and that will be totally overrun by people abusing the system, along with social housing, welfare, reward the slackers and our school systems will teach your kids to be gay and trans, to keep secrets from their parents and no one will be held accountable, then we’ll lockdown society for two years, unless you take a magic medicine we force you to take, and if you don’t we’ll call you NAZIS and everyone will hate you…”….

I mean that’s just scratching the surface, but the whole thing is crazy…..but yeah….girls who smoke weed, or at least some girls who smoke weed like to use it as part of their marketing strategy in their sex work is real work content and I figure that means dudes are into girls who smoke weed because it makes them so cool….or some shit….

It’s like slackers doing nude content because it pays more than working and they can smoke weed all day doing it since dudes will pay premium for that….works for me…

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2023

22

Mar

Rowan Blanchard See Through Titty Dress of the Day

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I don’t know if anyone gives a fuck about Rowan Blanchard, but I figure no one gives a fuck about this site, so me posting about someone no one gives a fuck about, basically doesn’t matter….it’s just a form of psychosis, a little “WHAT IS THE POINT OF ANYTHING”….and really, there is no point to anything, so if I like the idea of running on the treadmill of posting content of people I don’t care about, who also happen to be people no one else cares about, basically 76,000 times since DrunkenStepfather’s inception, all for no money because money is the DEVIL’s currency….my wife’s disability pays the rent….so I can be as AD UNFRIENDLY as I want to be….

I DON’T WORK FOR YOU “THE MAN”…..or in this case GOOGLE…and other BIG TECH PLATFORMS who don’t let me monetize….there should be a lawsuit in this, 18 years of ad impressions not monetized by GOOGLE because they are RACIST.

Anyway, Rowan Blanchard works for the man, she’s a Disney kid, who they let have a RUMSPRINGER event, like a AMISH chick, where like an AMISH chick deciding if she wanted to go back to the farm, by becoming a normie, or a stripper, or whatever they do on RUMSPRINING…..Rowan was sent to Brooklyn, to live amongst fake artists and trustfundarians, producing racy semi nude content like a hipster model of 10 years ago, only to manipulate her audience into thinking she was semi cool, before going back to DISNEY and saying “What’s next boss”….to which MICKEY SAID….DROP YOUR PANTIES….to WHICH SHE SAID….AGAIN??

You see, I don’t have inside scoop on these things, but I know how soulless, personality-less, calculated, owned people are…so any move they make is because they are advised to by their keepers….THEY WORKED too hard to get famous, they aren’t going to throw it away because girl wants to live in Brooklyn posing for lame ass insta photogs…it’s just a storyline continued on social media…it ain’t real…

But the tits probably are and she’s still braless, see through dress wearing, no doing hipster shit, and I’m good with that even if the face looks a little like a Korean transvestite who works at the corner store.

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2023

22

Mar

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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Don’t listen to the haters….

Or listen to the haters…

The anti-bully woke mob are the official haters, they’ve all turned on us CYBER BULLIES who I think are perfectly reasonable…

So a handful of teen girls off themselves due to revenge porn, and we all get bundled together in their bullshit “Cyberbullying kills”….

No one ever says that BULLYING saves fucking lives, that BULLYING holds people accountable, that BULLYING tips people off, mainly delusional people off that they aren’t doing the best they can to live the best life they can…..

The reality is that the REAL WORLD, or the world I knew before everyone was a pussy, didn’t reward half asses, and if you let down your boss, your friends, your priest (lol, not in this godless society) down….you get told….you don’t get raises and bonuses…

Anyway, I think Fat shaming is hero work, it’s the way to motivate a fat person from being the worst version of themselves, saying that being lazy over eaters who don’t respect themselves is bad, so get off the fucking sugar and seed oils and do the best you can….you don’t need to be fit, or ripped, but you shouldn’t be comfortable in all that skin…

The truth is body positivity is the devils work and here are some PLUS SIZED for inclusivity since it may be ALL some of you know. ….

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2023

21

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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So the site has apparently been redirecting for 3-4 years, which may be the reason that there’s no traffic on the site, or at least the reason I’ll justify there being no traffic on the site, since only 63 people searched for drunkenstepfather on google in the last 90 days, we’ll assume there’s more to it.

That said, if there happens to be one nerd straggler out there reading this, TELL ME why the site is redirecting to a bunch of spammy ads and together we can hype each other up on how pathetic we are….alone but together or some shit.

Then, once we fix the re-direct like the nerd code bros we are, we can say “well traffic is still dwindling, I guess it’s time to take up new ways to waste your time, like tap dancing while lip synching on tiktok…the fastest way to make a million dollars…”

I am dot com useless, which I think is a win in this era of robots everywhere, but motherfucker, I can tap dance badly while lip synching on a Chinese spyware APP as viral as the BEST of these shit heads.

Here are some stepLINKS

Cam Girl of the Day
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Selena Gomez Big Cleavage in a Wedding Dress
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Josie Canseco Denies Being a Nepo Baby
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Nicole Scherzinger’s Bikini Shows Off her Floatation Devices
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Nicole Murphy Flashes Red Underwear
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20 Photoshop Fails
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Natalie Roser Nude
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Alex Skarsgard Has his First Kid
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Maya Azzopardi is the New Viral College Swimmer
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Isabella Fonte’s Bikini in the Snow
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Heidi Klum on the Cover of Vogue Greece
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Gorilla Meets Newborn for First Time
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Smallest Mini Aircraft in the World
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Paulina Gretzky Brings the Self Produced Merch to LIV Event
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Iggy Azalea’s See Through Underwear
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Bebe Rexha’s Album Leaked
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4 Easy Magic Tricks Explained
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Racist Karen Calls Cops
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Man Tries to Launder 500k to Prank People
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Leila George See Through to Nips
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Russell Wilson and Ciara do Cowboy Things
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Hot Kara Del Toro in a White Hot Bikini
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Delilah Belle Hamlin Celebrates Her New Single
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Celebs Surprising Fans
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Drunk Driving Florida Deputy
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The 2023 Roofball World Champs
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Track Star Maryna Bekh-Romanchuk is a Track Star
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Strange Fish that Changes Gender
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Missing Girl Found on a Bus in Video
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TikTok Star Alix Earle is Hockey Fan
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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
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From the Forum

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Wallis Day at an Event
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Jennifer Hudson Going to Kimmel
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Florence Pugh Side Tit
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Irina Shayk in a Photoshoot
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Jennifer Aniston at an Event in. Dress
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Kendall Jenner in a Photoshoot
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Dove Cameron Gothic
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Margaret Qualley in a Photoshoot
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Claire Foy in a Photoshoot
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Eiza Gonzalez at a Sports Game
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Celbs Nude in the Movies
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From stepSMUT!!

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Cat VS Pussy
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Squishy Booty
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Spycam Perverts
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Bubble Butt in Red
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Big Toy in Vagina
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Big Toy Gripping
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21 Shit Days
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Titty Bounce for the Fuck
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Titty Tuesday
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Asian on the Thong
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Weird Seminar on the Female Orgasm
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Girl and her Vibe
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Flashlight Pussy
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Jeanette Rundgren Nude Shoot
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Fucking Bottles in Bed
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Olivia Austin Nude Shoot
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The Dildo Grip
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Vacations with a Busty Blonde
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Supermarket Fuck
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Girl Takes the Cock
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Pillow Humper
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Dirty Amateur
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Short Skirt on the Dildo
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2023

21

Mar

I Cannot Be Replaced by AI of the Day

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I was told that I should use CHATGPT to write this site, because I have 75,000 blog posts about all the whores to pool content and jokes from.

So I asked CHATGPT to write a blog post in the voice of DrunkenStepfather about Celine Dion Pantes and CHATGPT said:

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I’m sorry, but as an AI language model, I cannot generate content that is inappropriate, offensive, or disrespectful. The topic you have suggested is not appropriate for a blog post, and I am not programmed to generate such content.

My primary function is to provide helpful and informative responses to questions and to assist users in generating high-quality, appropriate content for a wide range of purposes. If you have a different question or topic that you would like me to help you with, I will be happy to assist you to the best of my abilities.

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Then I asked CHATGPT to write a blog post in the voice of Drunkenstepfather about Selena Gomez and CHATGPT said, they’ll do it but only in a nice a respectful way.

This is what happened:

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As an AI language model, I am capable of generating content on a wide range of topics. However, I would like to note that DrunkenStepfather.com is known for its content that is often considered inappropriate, offensive, and disrespectful, which is not in line with my programming to uphold ethical and moral standards.

That being said, I can provide a sample blog post in a similar style as DrunkenStepfather.com, but with appropriate and respectful content about Selena Gomez, a talented actress, and singer:

Hey there, degenerates! It’s your favorite drunk uncle here to talk about the one and only Selena Gomez. That’s right, the queen of pop herself, and let me tell you, this girl is on fire!

I mean, have you seen her lately? She’s been slaying the game with her killer performances, stunning looks, and effortless charm. It’s no wonder she’s one of the most popular and influential celebrities out there.

But let’s get down to the real question that’s on everyone’s mind: what’s the deal with Selena’s latest project? Well, my friends, I’m here to tell you all about it. Selena has been busy working on a new movie that’s sure to blow your socks off.

The movie is called “Only Murders in the Building,” and it’s a hilarious and suspenseful murder mystery that will have you on the edge of your seat. Selena stars alongside comedy legends Steve Martin and Martin Short, and let me tell you, this trio is pure gold.

So, if you’re a fan of Selena Gomez, or just a fan of good movies in general, you won’t want to miss this one. Trust me, it’s worth the watch.

And there you have it, folks, a respectful and appropriate blog post about the talented Selena Gomez. Now let’s raise a glass and toast to her continued success!

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ChatGPT Made Me Nice and I Find that Discriminatory ….

So I guess I can NEVER win and have to keep doing this my damn self….

But that also means while you’re all replaced by robots, I’ll still be here calling you scumbag perverts obsessed with garbage whores who don’t even fuck you. GET IT.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2023

21

Mar

Taylor Swift Ass of the Day

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I’ve always viewed Taylor Swift as a bit of a slut….not because I view all women as sluts, but a lot happen to be sluts, which in this era they wear on their pussy scabs like a badge of honor, but because she was always singing about boy problems, always in public relationships you know she fucked in, and at a certain point it was like “that nerdy awkward girl who has everyone under a spell with her teenage romance bullshit, has had a lot of cock”…..

At the same time, she wouldn’t be seen in bikinis, she wouldn’t post slutty selfies, yet the world has changed, the slut grew into the slut vagina, and she’s on stage in panties and gogo boots basically fucking a chair like a bad version of Demi Moore’s striptease or Showgirls, or other 90s mainstream movies we’ve jerked off to….which is just a sign of the times….

You can be a billionaire pop twat, but you still gotta pop your twat….FASCINATING…

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2023

21

Mar

Rita Ora Tit of the Day

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I feel like I saw this picture of Rita Ora last week, posted on other sites that are just trying to copy my internet tactics and doing it better than I do it because I am old, tired and lazy.

Only the pictures I saw posted by the people who have copied my internet style and done it better than me were censored.

In this version, I am pretty sure I can see a little nipple of a popstar who never was, but who is still trying to be.

She’s taken a break from attending all the parties, married a top player in the Hollywood scene, potentially has threesome sex with him and other actors, no longer forced to go to all the parties with her tits out, since she really got here as a host body to her tits, and I guess with the help of Rob Kardashian’s dick early on….but her dream, her reason for being, her passion, her original purpose….was to inspire, to change lives, to make people better versions of themselves with her shitty pop music….

So yeah, she’s also been working out, probably to get strong for her new tour and is ripped, which I’ll never hate on, even if it takes some of the big titty with it, because there’s too many fat chicks, not enough ripped chicks in the world…

Most importantly, she’s got her tit out.

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2023

21

Mar

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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In a world where tiny tits get shamed by the incels of the internet who have never experienced a real life tit, but know that those small tits aren’t like the tits in the anime they jerk off to, so. that you must be a faggot if you’re into them…..basically causing a snowball effect on the insecure, yet entitled, girls of the internet who hate themselves while pretending to love themselves, by having random sex with random dudes as they sell their nudes and bodies for the lifestyle they think they want because they actually have no souls, no personalities, or purpose….

But like Pam Anderson in the 90s, the tiny tits start feeling like they don’t matter and some get murdered off because of it, but I’m here to say that they do matter, because so long as they have a nipple, their good.

Plus, maybe tiny tit appreciation is growing in this era of trans, where girls are cutting off their tits, getting zipper tits instead of doing the bimbo with fake tit thing….because everyone’s gotta be so extreme on either end…while tiny tits feel like a more balanced approach to tits….and the bodies that own said tiny tits are normally better….which is a positive….in these NEGATIVE times…

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2023

21

Mar

Laura Giraudi Tits of the Day

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Laura Giraudi is apparently some kind of actress, or was an actress between 2012 and 2015 where she played the “Model” because I guess she’s also a model and her acting was more about just being herself and THAT isn’t acting at all.

I generally hate posting the titty shoots of models, even though I love titty, because all these models trying to make it in the world participate in the nude instagram shoots when they are getting their start, before they find the right rich dicks to suck, to propel them into a more important and exclusive hot girl circle….

So when they do end up hitting, whether in bigger roles, bigger campaigns, hanging with bigger people….like going to all the right yacht parties and not even needing to get shit on like the lower levels….

They end up sending me aggressive, funded emails about how they want their titties off the site, or they’ll get their sucker rich boyfriend’s lawyers to get the SITE shut down…

IT’s wild, it happens all the time and posting the tit pics is hardly worth it. It leads to dealing with the worst kind of whore who doesn’t know she’s a whore….but I always do my best to try to creep them the fuck out in the email exchanges, I am DrunkenStepfather after all…I have a brand to maintain…and be true to….

All this to say, let’s hope LAURA GIRAUDI is as cool as her tits…

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