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2023

20

Mar

AnnaSophia Robb Bikini of the Day

The number 1 search result for AnnaSophia Robb is hilarious to me, it’s “How did she lose her arm” before growing it back to play “Young Carrie Bradshaw” in the prequel to Sex and the City when she was a high school slut, not a NYC metropolitan slut…

The reason people ask that instead of “Why is her name not hyphenated, or two names, I mean why would they Merge the name Anna and Sophia into AnnaSophia, is it some sort of Catholic thing?”….

The reason people ask that is because she played Bethany Hamilton, a one armed surfer and child of god who was eaten by a shark and who just had her fourth child yesterday because you can apparently still take loads in your cunt when you’re armless.

The funny thing about people asking that to me is because I was gifted free tickets to the Bethany Hamilton Soul Surfer movie that they are referencing, probably a decade ago, by some big titty babe which made me feel like a winner because no one gifts me anything…..until sitting through the movie only to be inspired by AnnaSophia’s bikini body.

Well, clearly, all these years later, she still bikinis….and this is that.

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2023

20

Mar

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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You must be a real fucking weirdo to sexualize one of the most basic functions of being a mammal….breast feeding the offspring so that the species lives on.

I mean that’s sexualizing the foundation of our human experience, our survival, our existence…and that just seems so wrong on so many levels…

You should celebrate this human function for it’s beauty, not jerk off to it….man…

So I post these lactating tits to shame you and your weirdness, your sadness, your wishes of finding love or a woman who will breast feed you after she’s breast fed your kin, but thanks to the way society is set up, loneliness and emptiness for you, until you turn trans, then everyone will love you.

I guess I post this because the women with the lactating tits are sexualizing the tits like they would for their husbands when re-integrating sex after their mom pussies have healed…only instead…they are sharing that with the internet…just spraying the camera with their self-produced milk, the way an angry cow would if it had thumbs….

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2023

20

Mar

What is WoodBunny Building of the Day

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Her name is WOOD BUNNY and she seems to be a Youtuber with 23,000 followers thanks to her doing some carpentry in skimpy outfits, makes sense to me….Pam Anderson isn’t the only Tool Time bitch around, and really she wasn’t even the one doing the builds, so WoodBunny is better, the master of wood, or at least pretending to be because it’s a great marketing hook and you can do all kinds of puns in and around tools, wood, screws, nailing….and PEOPLE love puns….and ass…and practical content that can teach them how to do manly shits from a not very manly source…

She’s got videos like installing electric, installing sub panels, installing doors, installing windows….coupled with her workout videos that give her the ass you want to see when she’s teaching out how to build shit better than your dad ever did….not that your dad didn’t try, but he didn’t have an ass like this, one that inspires you to jerk off to all it’s glory, or at least I hope he didn’t….because that would be the lowest form of the incest porn fetish category….jerking off to your dad’s ass…I mean dude….

She’s based in Houston, she’s more than just a Youtuber, because she’s got 420k followers on Instagram and this is a round up of some of her smut….where she’s building her fat ass up more than houses, but in this ear a fat ass can be a house and we celebrate that.

Here she is in the wood shop…

Here she is with a nail gun…

Here she is on the table saw….

One more time…

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2023

20

Mar

Iggy Azalea is a Panty Flasher of the Day

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Cultural Appropriator Iggy Azalea, who I guess you’d be called racist calling her a cultural appropriator, because you would be implying that the culture she took from, which based on everything she’s brought us, is more flimsy, candy-coated dog shit than culture, originally belonged to another race….when in reality it’s her weird ghetto interpretation of Hip Hop, viewed through her Australian white washed lens, before actually sitting on some big black dick and making some babies of her own to try to validate her behavior.

The point of the story, Iggy Azalea was a clickbait generating hack who for whatever reason resonated with the people and got famous as shit with her silly fake ass and weird distorted hip hop antics as a white girl rapper…from Australa…

Well, she’s now on the OnlyFans kick, because why not grab that cash when it’s made available to you, so in promoting that exclusive content, she’s posting panty content of her checking her ass out in the mirror, probably to see if the scar marks are that evident and the whole thing is worth looking at, because Iggy’s weird shape, now a MOM BOD, yet still weirdly shaped is like a science experiment, you know like when you buy fast food and keep it in your cupboard for 7 years to see how it rots….you don’t want to check in, but YOU have no choice but to check in, especially when the smell is yelling “LOOK AT ME, I AM STILL HERE”….which in Iggy’s case is the PANTY pics….

FUN.

I just came across this video featuring upside down tits, they don’t sag when they are upside down, like most mom tits do…it’s a lifehack I learned watching Golden Girls….

I think this is the content the panty pics lead into and I will say….I really appreciate Iggy Azalea’s marketing direction down the self produced smut train….it makes her way more interesting to a pervert like me!

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2023

20

Mar

Denise Richards Glamour Shots Showing Some Leg of the Day

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At a certain age, the coy, attempt to be seductive and romantic in a photoshoot….the tease and the dramatics from a photoshoot just don’t hold any weight.

It’s like “why’s that old lady giving me sex eyes from across the bar, am I really going to have to fuck her”….only with more planning, curation, setting up a photoshoot, hiring the photographer, the make-up artist….making it even more creepy that the old lady behind the bar being the sexy minx she wished she was when she was younger and hotter…

It’s like, dude, showing your granny leg is only making me ask one simple questions….DO HER ANKLES HAVE AIDS TOO or is that just he EX husband?

Not that AIDS even exists, with the right medication cocktail it’s basically undetectable, a dream for all the people with AIDS who want to RAW dog in this HOOK UP CULTURE we live in….

What I am getting at is….if you’re old as shit, your nudes better be the tricks you’ve learned along the way, like how to put an orange pylon in her ass and pussy at the same time….or like how to take the biggest dildo available on the market…you know big pussy tricks that only old, well fucked, mom, with weak elasticity in the skin due to the aging process can pull off…

Either way, here’s some GLAM to start your week….pretty weak…

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2023

17

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s St Patrick’s Day so I am sure some of you are being annoying with your Guinness at home, since COVID propaganda ruined your sense of adventure and made you hate all the establishments that were pretty much fascists towards you for not using their PAPERS to get in…..

But maybe some of you INCELS are out at the bars sniffing fingers of guys who just got done getting girls fingered….these things happen when you leave the house….girls they do get fingered….just not by you but at least fingers can be sniffed….

Or maybe you’re just on the internet being manipulated and brainwashed by porn, by propaganda, by other retards, the world’s gone nuts….and they can’t process it and either can you so you go nuts too….

It’s not safe out there…or IN HERE….so CLICK On the stepLINKS….they won’t save you, but I figure while you’re waiting for death, wasting away, doing nothing impressive…they’re something to do…

I should be better at manipulating and brainwashing retards into giving me money, seriously, if I was a billionaire, the internet would be FUN again…

So don’t MAKE THE INTERNET GREAT AGAIN…

Make me a Billionaire so I can have FUN on the internet again….

Let’s have a thinktank on this next week….CUDDLES

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2023

17

Mar

St Patrick’s Day Ladies of the Day

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I am sure that in the last 20 years of doing this site I’ve shat on St Patrick’s day….

Not because I hate the Irish, I’m not racist against white, ginger, Guinness drinking Leprechauns who have a silly language and do silly jigs….in fact I think they are silly and entertaining…

But because I hate when normies decide to partake in hard day drinking after some stupid fucking parade….which I have avoided my entire fucking life…but I have randomly ended up at irish pubs later in the night on St Patrick’s day and the fat girl, beer drinking stragglers throwing themselves on every drunk dude around has just left me uneasy, like “this isn’t a crowd I want to be around”…..because I am not the guy they are trying to fuck, so I prefer watching girls trying to fuck dudes in bars to be hot, you know, I’m a spectator.

So yeah, drunk normies, the worst, drunk fat chicks who drink beer and hang around the bars long after the day of drinking is done, almost the worst….and St Patrick’s is just a load of shit…at least locally….

But that doesn’t mean I can’t do a round-up of girl on the internet producing shitty St Patrick’s Day content….it’s kinda what I do around here….post shitty pics from the internet with dumb commentary that doesn’t matter…It’s a habit….

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2023

17

Mar

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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In my dystopian future where everything is controlled and the slave class is made aware that they are the slave class…I will make sure that all women will produce an On/Off today…

These women are paving the way for the women of the future.

What was once voluntary and fun to show off, you know a little cheeky…..a little wanna see my outfit, here’s what you actually want to see, because all dudes want to see the full nude to see what the clothed actually has going on…

WILL be forced…..if they want social credit scores that allow them to move freely, or to get their monthly spray tans….THEY will deliver from their pods where they eat their bugs, own nothing and are happy…

I say the same thing about On/Offs every where, because I am working on a Sci/Fi novel about them….Jokes, I may be a loser, but not a SCI/FI loser….

I’m just here for the tits bro…

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2023

17

Mar

Hailey Bieber Bikini Tit for Jesus of the Day

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Hailey Bieber hasn’t died from her stroke yet, in fact she’s thriving, so I don’t even think she actually had a stroke, she was just hired to nromalize tthe whole vaccine injury that all the young people are dying from, because she’s not walking around with a cane, or in wheel chair, but is instead posting slutty selfies in skimpy bikinis…because the world must see the body that Bieber cums on, at least the one that isn’t USHER, no one needs to see that dude in a bikini…

Anyway, this is her rich person vacation and overall, she’s alright to look at, even if she’s fucking trash from trash married to trash, living that American dream where you’re not seen as trash because you’re rich, empty and disgusting humans….since everyone is so drawn to money….fame…followers…bullshit…

BIKINIS though!

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2023

17

Mar

Feminist Friday of the Day

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Feminism is all part of the agenda to destroy the family unit, that paved the way for men castrating themselves to become women, because women power…..

It’s part of the agenda to equate any fail a woman has to the SYSTEM working against them, to the PATRIARCHY being responsible…so FUCK MEN…

It’s like a woman can’t get fired, dumped, kicked off the island, without a group of women coming together and saying “it is not your fault, it’s society hating you for having a pussy”….when really, from my experience, her having a pussy is everything good about her…

So stop putting words in our damn mouth, and put them titties in our mouth instead!

These aren’t necessarily empowered feminists claiming their sexuality, but they are braless, which feminists try to appropriate from hot chicks…while shaming TRAD chicks….because FEMINISTS ruin everything!

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