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2014

18

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Everyone thinks I am an asshole because I make fun of models and actresses and point out their flaws, their imperfections and the fact that they are overrated cunts.

What they don’t know, is that I am actually just a Robin Hood, who steals from the overrated bitches and gives to the rugged fucking pigs…

Because I meet and go down on some questionable women, and motherfucker I romance them, I tell them I love them and want to be with them forever, even though I don’t and I’m not blind, but for those 3 minutes before I cum in their asses, it’s all love for them and they feel great…

I am a hero.

Here are some morning links…while I wash this smell off my face.

Coachella Picture of the Day
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Alessia Tedeschi in Animal Print
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Girls Bending Hot…
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Old Bitch Face of the Day
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James Franco is Really Good at Taking Criticism
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THESE GIRLS ARE AMAZING….
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Victoria Beckham’s Life is Better than Yours
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Kirsten Dunst’s Thoughts on the Casting Couch..
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Shia Lebeouf One Pant Man Gif is Jokes…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

17

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

My new strategy with hookers and sluts who want the void in their souls filled with a peni, is to pull a bitch move and tell them that they don’t make me feel special, and like I am the only cock they want…and I do it by telling them they have cankles…

That may not make sense to you, which is good because it doesn’t make sense to them either…but it does make them feel insecure about their cankles and that is funny…

Here are some stepLINKS

Mrs Doubtfire 2 is Happening….
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11 Amazing Things Jesus Would Do
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Heidi Klum Topless Topless Bikini
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Serena Williams Bikini Body…
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Some Cunt with a Green Smoothie
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John Hamm Cried During Frozen
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras…
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SLUT of the Day
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Some Bella Thorne Photoshoot of the DAy
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Kim Kardashian as Audrey Hepburn
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Hot as Fuck Canadian Pole Vaulter Ass…
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Will Arnett is Dumping Amy Pohler Cuz She Sucks
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Amanda Seyfried Legs in Shorts…
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Kendall and Kylie Sweet Ass In Bikini Thongs
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Criminal of the Day
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The Next Avatar has been Found
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Mini Masters Crazy Golf…
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Naked Girl from Primal Fear…
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Sallie Axl Upskirt!!
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Christina Aguilera’s Huge Pregnant Tits
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Kids UNder 12 Partying! For the Perverts
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Courtney Stodden is an ANgel
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A Man Versus Nature’s Vagina….
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Dita Vont Teese is So Retro…
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Bianca Beauchamp Work Out Instagram…
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Artists Who Got Rich Before they Died
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Taylor Swift Surprises a Fan
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Keri Russell Bare Ass
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One Big Hollywood Cunt
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Great Connect the Dots Puzzles
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Teens Almost Burn To Death
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Shakira in Panties for a Magazine
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Christ Bearer Is Hated By the Wu-Tang Clan
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Leighton Meester Cleavage
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Erin Andrews Filming a Commercial
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Short And Dumpy – The Real Kim Kardashian
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Classy Family Picnic
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Selena Gomez for Adidas
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28 Birthday Traditions From Around the World…
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Amanda Seyfried Dumpy as Fuck
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Tom Cruise Did Buy Laura Prepon
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Kate Middleton’s Playing Cricket…
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Glee Rivals
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Miley Cyrus Needs Her Ass Fucked. She Keeps Begging For It…
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Petra Cubonova in a Bikini
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Amazing Rosie Huntington-Whitely 2006 Terry Richardson Pics….
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Girls Who Are in Bed
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Hot Models COming Out of the Water
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So Many Asians
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Lookin Down Erin Andrews’ Shirt
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Shia LeBeef Only Owns One Pair of Pants
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Girl Trolling Delivery Guy
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A girl and her Vibe
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Butt DIldo
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You’ll Never Believe How Hard This Will Make you Cum
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Brett Rossi Topless Viking….
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Powerful in Store Pissing….
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Some Porno for Mormons
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK! BECAUSE FUCKING COUGARS IS GOOD.
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Big Tits Masturbating
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I Want to Have Sex with DJ Megan Daniels
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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The Most Twisted and Amazing Porn…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

17

Apr

Emily Ratajkowski Nipple on Instagram of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski’s fake tits like attention…they are the reason she became an it girl despite being a horrible, talentless twat incapable of anything interesting…except maybe fucking Kanye…when Kim was pregnant..

You know just a set of tits that are starting to realize they don’t matter enough for people to care about her, that without them she isn’t that hot, and that putting them onto instagram for the fans, who don’t know why they are her fan, other than being tits on a hugely popular video, because like I said, her tits are all that matters…

I’ll still look, even though I know in a year no one will remember her.

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2014

17

Apr

Rachel Bilson is Fat in a Bikini of the Day

Rachel Bilson has been reading too much Sports Illustrated Swimsuit…because it seems like she’s got on Kate Upton’s diet plan…which is eat everything you fucking can…as long as it isn’t vegetables…you know since no one one even remembers who she is…

Or maybe she’s just pregnant….

Both things…pretty awful, but I’m still looking, because bikinis are good…even when they are on awful things…

TO SEE THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rachel Bilson

2014

17

Apr

Irina Shayk on the Beach with Kate Upton For Instagram of the Day

Irina Shayk is such a Famewhore…

She saw Kate Upton on the beach, and was like “Hey you’re a Sports Illustrated Covergirl…just like me…let’s pose together and fuck the internet up the ass”….and Kate Upton was like “Where’s the all you can eat buffet”…and Irina Shayk was like “I don’t know, I’m just a low level hooker who fucked an athlete to get to where I am”….and Kate Upton was like “Where’s the all you can eat buffet”…

At least she’s one of the hottest bitches in the game, despite all the plastic surgery that makes her look cheap….

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2014

17

Apr

Barbara Palvin Marie Claire Italy Nakedness of the Day

Barbara Palvin is possibly best known for being the Hungarian tween who Victoria’s Secret used the day she turned 18 like they were a porn producer, eager to get young pussy half naked….

They also took advantage of her and used her as the patsy to the Justin Bieber fucking Miranda Kerr story, that happened 2 years ago, you know to distract from the fact that Miranda Kerr, an old married brand ambassador

Now she’s naked for Marie Claire Italy…not showing Labia, because this is artsy bullshit not porn you pink lip seekers…

And I think she looks lovely…and I am starting to understand why she’s managed to crawl out of eastern Europe to be all internationally famous, rather than being a stripper or mail order bride…and that is because she’s tall.

Posted in:Barbara Palvin

2014

17

Apr

Olivia Wilde Ass in “Third Person” of the Day

Olivia Wilde is one those actresses who virgin loser dudes are obsessed with. I don’t even know who she is, I just hate her because she chose Wilde as her last name, which is some real basic bitch level of creativity when choosing a stage name…

I mean her actual last name is COCKBURN…

Which to me is so much more relevant, and appropriate and reminiscent of an era when your last name was your fucking job, like Ted Baker the baker, or Tom Cook the cook or, Fred Black the fuckng black guy…cuz you know on her quest to be Hollywood…COCKS WERE FUCKING BUNED>..

Anyway, enough of that, she is naked in her new movie, despite being pregnant, and the put in the the international trailer, and I know my audience of 1 person, so I’ll fucking post the shit for you weirdos…as a memory of what was, since you know after baby…comes…a more battered and broken pussy….

Posted in:Olivia Wilde

2014

17

Apr

Serena Williams Bikini Action of the Day

Serena Williams was born a man.

There’s no way that this creature, despite what the bikini is telling you, is an actual woman….

She is up on som “She’s a man”…”Ladybug” shit..her dad was clearly a tennis obsessed dude who figured throwing some color into the mix would change the sport for ever, and in doing that it is possible that he conditioned her to destroy the little white RUssian bitches with her monster serve that she was up against…

You see I actually watch women’s tennis, it’s one of the more erotic sports out there, but every time Serena makes a bitch grunt, I feel like I’m watching black on blonde huge penis porn…

Now I know, people love big black women, and I know she’s a big pro athlete, but I just can’t believe her clit isn’t a dick that’s tucked in during medical checks…

But that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t let her sit on my face and smother me…because I would….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE SCARY PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Serena Williams

2014

17

Apr

Jennifer Pugh Hot Campaign of the Day

Her name is Jennifer Pugh…and this is her campaign for something called Fete Champetre.

I know pretty much nothing about this model, other than that with my basic knowledge of the English Language….I would pronounce her name as Jennifer Poo and Poo is disgusting….unless her name is PUG…which is amazing, and makes her my soulmate, since I am the pug whisperer and all I do is pug…it’s in my social media assholes so it must be true…and based on this campaign – I am totally into whispering into her PUGH asshole…and determining whether she’s less of a PUG and more of a POO…using my tongue…

That’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Jennifer Pugh

2014

17

Apr

Pretty Puke Photography is Today’s Moment of Inspiration of the Day

The most interesting photographer out there right now is a guy by the name of a href=”http://prettypuke.com/” target=”_blank”> PRETTYPUKE

He is taking hipster babes and making them do dirty, grimy, controversial things, and he’s snap shooting his way through it…and it’s awesome…because he’s using real girls, and not stuck up bitches who think they are too hot to get fucking down dirty…you know because they care more about how they look in their bikini selfie, than actually making an impact, or bringing imagery that inspires….

I think this guy will be the next big thing, he’s already so much more famous than he was when I first saw his stuff, and I like supporting people doing documentary type shit, that I think speak to a generation of people, who are living the life, while giving those of us who aren’t a look into it…

I am a fan….

TO SEE THE REST OF HIS PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Photos