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2014

17

Apr

Julia Stegner Pregnant in Vogue Germany of the Day

Julia Stegner is a 29 year old, tall as fuck model, from Germany, which means she may have been bred in a lab when Hitler was making arians, because she’s all tall and blonde and pretty fucking perfect…but it also means she’s pragmatic, is good at engineering cars, likes sausages and beer, but most importantly, being shit on while strapped up to a fucking machine, cuz German porn is weird. They are a dark people, despite their light features…

That said, she’s been NAKED FOR FASHION BEFORE …but today she’s naked while pregnant, something I normally find repulsive, even when it’s at the stripclub and willing to suck my dick for a discount cuz normal people don’t like choosing the pregnant one, it makes them feel guilty, when I’m more the kind of guy who would be open to fisting them, just to see if I feel leg.

And I guess she’s doing it right, because I find these pics hot. Maybe it’s my biological clock ticking because it feels my sperm drying up thanks to inactivity, obesity, unhealthiness, and being very near death…but I don’t think guys get like that even with hormonal imbalances like me…

Either way, here’s the shoot.

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2014

17

Apr

Kate Upton’s Fat Ass on a Balcony in Jeans of the DAy

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I find it interesting, but not really that interesting, that a model in her early 20s…manages to look like a 45 mom on family vacation in pretty much every single photoshoot she’s ever done. It’s creepy.

It’s like even with jean technology and lulu lemon leggings that make a booty pop, even on fat chicks, I see this shit daily, a overrated pig like Kate Upton can come along and pose for the paps on her balcony, looking like she’s celebrating her divorce and the kids being with the dad for the week she’s in Australia…

It’s weird…but not as weird as her saying she hated her tits, then retracting that statement, and saying she loves her body, when really, she shouldn’t, even if every-man america loves it…

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2014

17

Apr

Camille Rowe Amazing in Interview Germany of the Day

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I first posted on Camille Rowe in 2011…because I have an eye for the next big thing in modelling, and I should be a talent scout, or maybe I just pay attention to tall skinny girls who are trying to get noticed by booking editorial shoots with major fashion magazines that involve them being naked or topless…and since 2011…I’ve pretty much covered ALL HER FASHION NUDITY …like some kind of obsessed fan, even I don’t actually give a fuck about her tits, or who she is, or anything she really has to offer, I just post them cuz I have nothing better to do…

That said, she’s now a Victoria’s Secret model, and getting press from that. You know replacing the old, being the new, and she’s been at this model shit long enough, and more importantly she’s been topless enough to justify finally getting paid…so here she is in Interview Germany, looking’ hot for old times, you know memories of back when I could have fucked her thanks to her being so grateful that I speak french and give her press, but now she’s just too relevant for that….and the good or bad news is that life goes on…and she’ll still be getting naked for fashion.

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2014

17

Apr

L3MON Brings the Song of the Day

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I don’t know shit about shit.

I just know that this Canadian artist from Toronto called L3MON dropped this video…of some babe with big tits in lingerie being hot as fuck to a song that she may or may not be singing…but that she may or may not being Milli Vanilli-ing….which doesn’t fucking matter because I masturbated to it anyway…

We call this today’s soundtrack to your lonely, sad, one-man-sex you’ve come so accustomed to, because adding song to some of the most depressing, yet most pleasurable thing you’ll experience today, at least for that split second before the shame sets in, makes it a little more enjoyable…

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2014

17

Apr

Elizabeth Olsen in Flaunt Magazine of the Day

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Here is the billion dollar question…what happens to a girl who grows up being the third in line in the legendary Hollywood family that created a bunch of fucking billionaires….

Do you get depressed or envy your sister’s insane fame and success, or do you not really care since they always had it and you don’t notice it, or do you leverage it to get your own career going, or do you do everything you can to pave you own way…so may questions I don’t care about the answer to…cuz I am just looking at her cleavage in this flaunt shoot that may not be exciting to you because it’s not exciting to me, but I think

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2014

17

Apr

Lady Gaga Photoshopped for Versace of the Day

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I saw these pics of Lady Gaga for Versace yesterday and laughed and how soft faced that horrible looking creature looked. I don’t know Gaga, but I have grabbed her ass erotically and obviously saw her in person when that happened, and she looked nothing like this, and it was funny to me that they were trying to pass off this tranny impostor as if it was Lady Gaga, because as you know, trannies do Gaga better than Gaga…

The photoshopping was so well done, bitch was like an artist interpretation of her, so I was glad to see the un-photoshopped pics leak, because it really spoke to what I already new, and provided me with the proof I needed to feel satisfied knowing the Gaga I was trying to jerk off to, wasn’t the real thing…

Here are some of the pics, pretty funny stuff.

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2014

17

Apr

Hipster Beyonce of the Day

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Beyonce must be going through some sort of midlife crisis that involves trying to stay relevant despite being an old mom, because these rich and famous people can never get enough fame and fortune, and they hate the idea of fading off into obscurity, even if they have enough money to last 10 lifetimes over…

So instead of just releasing music they want to release, and touring when they want to tour, allowing them time to raise their kids, and be with their husbands, and have the downtime she deserves after working 10-15 years..it’s like retire bitch…but her ego doesn’t let her, so she starved herself, and dresses like a kid, and is more famous now than she’s ever been and the whole thing would be a lot more fun to watch if her hipster look involved more nudity, not because I want to see her nude, but because I want to see everyone nude…

Hipsters are mainstream try hards so it makes sense.

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2014

17

Apr

Jennie Run Plus Sized Model for H&M of the Day

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I don’t believe this authenticity of this plus size model play by H&M.

We call this Greenwashing, but the fat chick version.

You know marketing moves to try to connect with the real world and not feed into the general stereotypes of the fashion industry, even though no one likes fat chicks, everyone likes skinny chicks, and H&M doesn’t make clothes in fat chick sizes, they are all Sweden like that…

The model’s name is Jennie Run…and she is being used.

It’s the Lena Dunham, fat chicks unite movement, look how modern and contemporary we are fat Americans. Our Euro brand is here to mock you and take all your money…

And here are the pics…

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2014

17

Apr

Guy On Drugs in the Subway and Other Videos of the DAy

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Sometimes fun things happen in the world…they usually involve drugged out freaks being crazy…but sometimes they also involve tits…this subway dude’s hardly interesting, but I still find it more fun that not seeing a crackhead on the tracks…

Speaking of tracks – the dude taking the train selfie getting kicked in the head is funny

Or the guy who beat up two cops then died on the way

Hero tackles a robber at a CVS

Off Duty Cop in Brazil Fails when Drop Kicking a Robber…

Posted in:Videos

2014

17

Apr

Maitland Ward Knows How to Dress of the Day

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Her name is Maitland Ward and she’s wearing a pretty see through dress to some red carpet event, because she’s classy like that and hates looking cheap at these low level events.

She does not see them as an opportunity to get some attention from the paparazzi, hoping for a second wind, like she was Winnie Cooper, since she hasn’t really worked since she was on Boy Meets World, back in 1991.

But now that that show is having a redux, since Hollywood has no ideas, it’s a great time to jump on the Courtney Stodden level of marketing…but she’s doing it all wrong..

Sure she’s got no “panty” lines, but I feel like she’s wearing some maxi-pad looking adhesive to avoid a labia spill. Hot.

Sure, you can see her subtle and classy vagina tattoo of a four leaf clover to celebrate her luck as an irish girl, being able to attend such an exclusive event, instead of dealing with a potato famine, a tattoo that your luck to be getting that close to, something I am sure so many people have seen before you…that totally dates her to a 90s stripper…

Sure she’s got big tits and hard nipples…but this stunt…should include more fucking penetrative sex. Penetrative sex is what we want to see. Even though this is getting her back on the map for all you married 40 year olds who remember her being the babe on a show you used to watch cuz you had no friends…

Good times.

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