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2014

14

Apr

Miley Cyrus Dancing with her Sister for Instagram of the Day

Miley Cyrus is a good influence on her tween sister. It’s like she’s paving the way to erotic stripper dancing, making it okay for her when she comes up to do something a little more hardcore now that Miley’s exhausted the options. Not to mention, she’s coming to age in a broken home now that Achy Breaky and Stripper mom are split up, and that alone can make for some good times when coupled with trying to outdo the sister, a drug addiction from having too much money and being raised in Hollywood, and all the other good stuff that comes with the recipe for disaster that comes with being Noah Cyrus…

So here’s part one of the demise…the instagram twerk.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

14

Apr

Cameron Russell and Sara Sampaio Models Bikini of the Day

Cameron Russell and Sara Sampaio are some Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated bikini modela…and here they are modelling bikinis…shocking…it’s their fucking job..that’s what they fucking do and what they are meant to do…and what they are trained to do and what they are in contract to do…and it’s at the point of barely being interesting in terms of the shoot itself, or even just being girls in bikini…but whatever..I’ll still look because I can and really have very little else to do right now

Posted in:Cameron Russell|Sara Sampaio

2014

14

Apr

Nina Agdal Behind the Scenes Pics of the Day

Nina Agdal is in some behind the scenes for some photoshoot that I didn’t bother researching because I research is for nerdy weirdos and I don’t really care for Nina Agdal, not even when she gets nude pics of her from dudes she fucked in Miami posted to the internet, because people fuck, and this model, despite being a big name, doesn’t make much money, is no different than most hookers out there, and really may even still hook to live the lavish life while trying to recruit gay celebrity husbands like Adam Levine, who she turned out to be not good enough for, which is pretty bad, considering he’s the worst, so bad that I can’t even look at her objectively, all I see is maroon….and it’s the fucking worst.

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2014

14

Apr

Rita Ora Topless in Elle of the Day

Rita Ora is the Rihanna replacement.

I’ve never heard any of her songs, or maybe I have, but they haven’t been sold off to the radio stations like they were Katy Perry, Rihanna, Gaga and all the other very mainstream acts that get a ton of fucking airplay, not because they are good songs, or people call in requests, but because it’s a fucking business and the radio is designed to sell tickets to shows, you know the frontline, forced content on people, media that doesn’t care about what’s best for any of us, despite being such a big part of our life, unintentionally, but still in every store we walk into…

That said, Rita Ora was signed when Rihanna was acting all crazy and could have ended up dying of a drug overdose…but has since calmed down and is making everyone money, putting this one on the bench until they need to bring her out, and I guess while she waits she gets topless in magazines, and she’s got big tits, so that’s not a horrible thing…probably much better than any of the songs she sings..

Posted in:Rita Ora

2014

14

Apr

MTV Movie Awards of the Day

When you are in your 40s. MTV and their bullshit awards that mean nothing in the grand scheme of things, just don’t matter, but they still happen, like clockwork, because there is a lot of money on the line…it’s great place for brands and movie studios to advertise, and send their talent to appear at, you know it reaches the younger audience…who still watch MTV…and I guess when you’re starved for attention, or into making money off fame, because with fame comes money, it was the place to be last night…and we’ve got all the pics…even if it looks more like a fucking nightmare to me…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:MTV

2014

14

Apr

Ellie Goulding for Cosmo of the Day

Ellie Goulding is always on the fucking radio and I hate her stupid voice…but I guess that stupid voice has raped my mind enough for me to look at these pics of her in what may be a see through top and think…she’s not a dumb looking as she sounds in that fucking gotta let them burn brain washing song that is always on the radio and that I shouldn’t even know exists, but thanks to the media raping us everywhere we go, I do…but when nippleless tits in magazines make an appearance, I guess, it all seems ok…it’s all part of the illuminati brainwashing strategy.

Posted in:Ellie Goulding

2014

14

Apr

Kid Saves a Drunk Dude and Other Videos of the Day

The video of a drunk guy trying to get through a fence as hard as he can, is pretty fucking amazing on it’s own, but even better when a kid shows him the way out, that obviously isn’t quite as complicated…

If you don’t like that, here’s some Fire Walking Gone Wrong…

or a Naked Man in the Street….

or a Naked guy dragged out of Walgreens…

Posted in:Videos

2014

14

Apr

Anastasia Ashley and Jiff Pom Longboarding is the Highlight of the Day

In a crazy, money and fame obsessed world, where everyone is out trying to fuck each other, or fuck each other over, for their own personal gain, every once in a while, a sweet video of a pomeranian and a pro surfer who you know for her hot ass in a bikini, comes out to remind you that the world’s not all that bad…even if it’s fuelled by fame whoring dogs and social media sites worth billions, it’s the #selfie generation, embrace it, have sex with it, because it is our reality, and sometimes things like this happen, and you realize, that it’s not all bad, in fact some of it is all kinds of amazing….

Posted in:Anastasia Ashley

2014

14

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am in Florida.

I hitched a ride with a retired cocktail waitress who must be on a pilgrimage to die…because after 24 hours straight in a car with her blasting religious Jesus music, driving ridiculously fast while popping prescription pills and at one point masturbating…twice..

I figured Florida is a good place to stare at girls in bikinis until getting arrested for being a sex offender and getting off for killing a black kid in your gated community, before drowning your kids so you can party your face off, before eating some homeless person’s face off…

Here are some links…

10 Ways the NBA Playoffs are Like Mad Men…
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The Best 4 Seconds Ever on Shark Tank
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Leonardo DiCaprio Dancing at Coachella
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Kate Upton Wishes She Had Smaller Tits
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Mila Kunis is Pregnant at the MTV Awards
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A Bunch of Huge Fucking Tits
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Edita Vilkeviciute Full Frontal
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Cell Phones in the 90s were Exciting
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Annie Trailer for You Perverts…
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These Girls are Fucking Crazy…and More Importantly…Fucking Dirty…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

11

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I finally saw a girl in Yoga Pants who didn’t benefit from the yoga pants. She looked like she had just shit herself, or was wearing a diaper, all doughy as fuck even though she was skinny. Yoga pants normally perform, making even the fattest chick’s ass look worth burying your face in…but today…the Yoga Pants failed, and that made me happy, because it means there is hope of a new clothing item to take over…I’m thinking crotchless pants…

You California Coachella going hipsters who think you are on some weird fucking spiritual quest, because that’s where all you California idiots are….or you east coast Exxxotica lonely perverts meeting your favorite pornstars in Jersey …taking all your shitty selfies I am judging you….thanks to Instagram from my couch…and you look dumb.

Maybe you should just be enjoying yourself…instead of sharing the moment with us…I am drunk…it is the weekend…click the links

Here are some stepLINKS….

Workout Shorts…on Girls
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Hilary Clinton VS SHoe
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Cher is 80 Years…
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14 PPL Living the Photoshop Life
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Minnie Driver in Bikini Ass Crack
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Philip Hoffmans’ Last Performance
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Amanda Bynes Amazing Cleavage
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Sarah HYland – Coachella
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Constance Nunes is Slutting Out
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A Bunch of Sluts
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Emma Stone in a Yellow Dress
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Anastasia Ashley Covered in DIrt
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Rihanna Butt Naked
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Taylor Swift – Hot Lesbian Legs
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Runway Walkng Babe GIF
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Kim Kardashian Huge Tits
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Handicap Kid Skateboarding Hustle
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Courtney Love Gets Booed
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Dianna Agron Galore Magazine Softcore Porn
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Slutty Like The Kardashians
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Politician Air Guitar Solo Genius
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Robert Downey JR Joined Twitter…
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Kendall Jenner Shows Off Her Pussy With AWESOME Camel Toe
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50 Greatest Ankle Breakers in Sports History
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Amanda Seyfried in Shorts
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Jessica Biel in GIF
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Heidi Klum – Racist
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Can Kate Upton’s Tits Get Any Bigger?
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18 Pics from Death Row
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This is My Favorite Porn Site
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So Many Page Three Topless Chicks
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The Rest of Julia Louis Dreyfus Nude in Rolling Stone
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Paris Hilton See Through Dress
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DJ Tanner – Leggings at 40
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Helen Skelton – Topless on the Beach
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SO Many Old Cougars Looking For Young Cock
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Hilary Duff Calling Off Divorce in Shorts
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Naked Spaghetti Pizza Girl
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Mirror Selfies
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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So Much Fucking Porn You’ll Die
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Captain America XXX EXXXCLUSIVE!!!
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Leanna Decker in Lingerie
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You’ll Never Believe How Hard This Will Make you Cum
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What DovPornstars Do When They Retire
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Striptease Fail
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Vagina Covered in Hot Wax…
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The Top 10 Pornstars on Twitter…
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK! BECAUSE FUCKING COUGARS IS GOOD.
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Top 10 Pornstar Instagrams
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Weirdest Enema Video You’ll See Today
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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