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2014

10

Apr

Justin Bieber Making Out With Some Babe at the Club in Montreal of the Day

This was emailed to me yesterday…it was taken by a girl who has ignored me on Facebook despite my sweet words of “Let’s sell a sex tape starring you”….and the story is that she made out with Bieber, or fucked Bieber when he was in Montreal partying at some club called Buena Notte that I am banned from.

I have no interest in Bieber’s sex life, or the fact that he has a big model fucking dick, or that he fucks random groupies…

I do find it funny that she makes reference to the fact that he made her sign a hush clause, as he does with all his girls, but she’s give no fucks and wants the world to know he had one night in Bieber, in public, but didn’t monetize it at all..

I don’t know if that’s Bieber, I can’t cross reference the shit, I just know it’s going around locally, and it’s my duty to show you the sluts that Bieber fucks…even if her account is private and I can’t really access all her amazing young french girl who probably has anal on the first encounter…

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2014

10

Apr

Mel B Twerking of the DAy

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Mel B may be 100 years old, but I did masturbate to her music videos in the 90s when I didn’t have access to porn, but did have access to MTV, because her stripper hard nipple tits, made the Spice Girls matter…and it turns out that when her booty is round and amazing like this, even after making all kinds of babies with various men, is still looking ok as it does a twerking workout that is my new favorite activity to watch at the gym…even something I’d pitch to teach at the old folks home…

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2014

10

Apr

Jessica Hart for Louis Vuitton of the Day

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When you are a beard to one of the gayest billionaire pretty boy coke heads, you live the life of luxury, and I guess the life of luxury listens…

I guess that’s why Stavros’ girlfriend who I am sure he isn’t actually dating or with very often, but who is rather a model that makes his image seem better than the fact that he likes hanging with dudes, cuz girls are so dull and just want his money, when dudes you can really bro-out with…

Her name is Jessica Hart, she’s Australian, and in a bikini for Louis Vuitton looking’ alright…

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2014

10

Apr

Drake and Rihanna in Some PDA of the Day

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As Drake brought his girlfriend Rihanna to the Basketball game, where Drake groupied on the players like he was a Basketball wife, he decided to give the media a little content to run with by giving her a little hug, like she’s one of the bros, probably because she got mad at the boner he got when talking about going to the locker room after the game….

I don’t really care about their relationship, it bores me, but I do like that she did some Pantyless modelling yesterday and that their PDA is a solid reason to link back to that HERE

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2014

10

Apr

Kacy Anne Hill is the Ginger Hipster in See Through Clothes of the Day

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Kacy Anne Hill is some Hipster model who’s agency is probably Instagram and not an actual agency, because she’s not all that hot, but she’s wearing see through clothing and is a ginger, with some booty, like all young girls thanks to the hormones in the food, and for some reason I am fascinated by her and interested in learning more about her, or at least about her pubic hair…because when I had the chance to fuck a ginger I ended up throwing up on her, not because I was drunk, but because the orange pubic hair contrasted against her bright pink, almost red lips, cast against her pale skin, disgusted me, ruining gingers for me…even if you’re of the school of thought that they are already ruined, since they are genetic freaks sent from hell to torment us with their super strength…

Either way, here’s her modelling…

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2014

10

Apr

Women Gets Robbed During a TV Interview and Other Videos of the Day

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This is some gangster shit…serves her right for being all fucking hollywood, getting in front of the camera like she was Kim Kardashian, flaunting her ICE like she was a real housewife of some third world country….and the whole thing is pretty funny to me, because I am an asshole.

If you’re not into that, here’s a Drunk Girl Throws Herself Downstairs of the Day and it’s fucking crazy….

Posted in:Videos

2014

10

Apr

Brooke Perry For RUSSH of the Day

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Her name is Brooke Perry, I’ve never heard of her, but she was born in 1992, and instead of choosing what would be a lucrative career in porn, she’s decided to be a “Model”…which means that means she’s young enough to be stupid enough to think modelling is a lucrative career, which means we’ll all still get to see her naked and she jumps through hoops making a name for herself…and that works for me, since I’m more into models than porn girls, they have a more pure image, despite being just as big of dirt bags.

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2014

10

Apr

Dita Von Teese Pin-Up Sunglasses of the DAy

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I hate the Art of Burlesque, not that it’s actually an art, it’s just something average looking fat chicks attached themselves to during the punk rock era, when everyone was a fucking rockabilly and obsessed with Betty Page…it’s like all these tattooed up bitches and their stupid bangs in vintage lingerie with their belly hanging out at shitty rock shows acting like they aren’t disgusting because they are in costume…never actually showing their tits or pussy like a real stripper…making them even more of a farce…and Dita Von Teese is the leader of that, even though her early fame came from internet whore behavior when no one else was internet whoring…and even delved into some lesbian porn before actually hitting, and now she’s got her own line of glasses and these are the shitty ads…that will inspire more fat girls to do stupid dances half naked for 10 people in their communities.

Garbage.

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2014

10

Apr

Teacher of the Day

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KTBS.com – Shreveport, LA News, Weather and Sports

So apparently…A life sciences teacher in LA was placed on six day leave after she called a 12-year-old female student a “sassy slut” in front of others, because when you say it one on one, it’s ok.

I mean at 12 years old, it’s very possible that she is a sassy slut and in a lot of ways, being a Sassy Slut isn’t really a horrible thing in this generation, it means you take ownership on your slut, like a gay man, and you get yourself to the top.

I think this cyberbully shit, kids are always right and teachers are always wrong shit is making a generation of pussies…

I mean in my generation, the teacher wouldn’t call you a sassy slut, he’d show you how to be one on lunch break during detention…you’ve all gone soft…

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2014

10

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Just when you thought you had no more testosterone, and you’re masculinity was turned into virtually a woman…a babe showed me her asshole…and things start working again.

Here are some morning stepLINKS….

The Most Anticipated Movies of the Tribeca Film Fest
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Girls with Not Bra oN…
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Amanda Bynes Big Old Tits…
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Naya Rivera’s Single..
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This Kid has High Hopes
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Oprah Tells Letterman Lohan is Doing OK
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Rihanna’s Midriff
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You’ll Never Believe How Hard This Will Make you Cum
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Rat On the NYC Subway
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