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2014

25

Apr

Irina Shayk in a Bikini Through the Bushes of the Day

As a total fucking creeper, this paparazzi looking pic of Irina Shayk really speaks to me, since most of the nudes I masturbate to, involves me in trees, bushes, fires escapes, I am not athletic, I just like the challenge…

Sure, it’s rarely voyeurism of hot models on campaigns or whatever is going on here, with this Russian Prostitute who got famous for being the beard to a homosexual soccer player…who she sees once a year for paparazzi appearances, because euro men don’t like getting hard for men who get hard for men…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t, it’s that despite her plastic surgery, she’s one of the better models…even when lookin’ fat as fuck.

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2014

25

Apr

Camille Rowe Nipple for Andrew Kuykendall of the Day

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My friend ANDREW KUYKENDALL shot these hot pics of model Camille Rowe…I have no idea what they are for, I just know that he takes a good picture, that’s why we are friends, I don’t like hacks…but more importantly, I know I like Camille Rowe’s nipple…even though she’s from France and the basis of her at her ethnic core…is a bitch who shows her tits…and before she booked Victoria’s Secret….she got naked for terry richardson …so this isn’t her first nipple, it’s not her last nipple, but it’s a good enough nipple, for me to stare at…

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2014

25

Apr

Paula Bulczynska For TREATS of the Day

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One of the most relevant SKIN MAGS of our generation is called TREATS ….They are the LA based and were one of the first to take on Playboy, or at least pick up where Playboy fucked up, when Playboy decided to shoot ever stripper bitch who had a Playboy tattoo, instead of focusing on hot model babes who get naked because that’s what fashion is all about…

In the event you aren’t familiar with them, they are the people who officially found Emily Ratajkowski, a bitch who got stupid famous before fading into obscurity, because that’s what happens when all you have to offer is a set of tits…

But this Paula Bulcynska russian shot by Dennison Bertram is awesome…I’m in love.

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Posted in:Paula Bulczynska

2014

25

Apr

Pink Naked in People of the DAy

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Pink, despite having a penis, or at least a body that looks like it has a penis, got naked for People magazine, because People magazine is fucking SMUT garbage for trailer park women on welfare with diabetes too obese to do anything else but eat donuts, shop at walmart because of the motorized carts, and read this shit…

The unfortunate thing is that they didn’t give us any scoop on her genitals or any scoop on her genitals, gossip I care about, but instead showed side of her tits, that may or may not be real, based on her balls – probably isn’t…

I mean if you get a girl in this position – shoot her from the back yo.

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2014

25

Apr

Ashley Benson in Bikini of the Day

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Ashley Benson has stepped up her attention seeking for the internet game by posting some bikini selfies…on instagram…

I guess Spring Breakers came out a year ago, and despite becoming way more famous because of it, she learned a very valuable lesson in the process and that is that bikini pics get you noticed, people like them, especially not that she’s less fat…

I mean sure it’d be better as a sex tape, or topless, but she’s got a wholesome hipster image she’s trying to maintain, and I guess this is good enough…

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2014

25

Apr

Olivia Munn Nipple Slip for Allure of the Day

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Olivia Munn is known for being a full of shit hooker who slept her way to whatever this career of hers is…

She was on some Attack of the Show nonsense, where she pretended to be all about that nerd life, because nerds are loyal as fuck, before trying to make a move into a more legit career, that involves her showing some nipple in Allure “accidentally”…that I am pretty sure in her case never involves anything accidental…it’s all a strategic scam that for some reason keeps working for her…a reason I call her nerd fans…who understand how this internet thing works…

She’s the fucking worst.

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2014

25

Apr

Ali Michael in a Bathing Suit for No. 1 of the Day

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Ali Michael is some skinny Texan model, who should be celebrated for being skinny, since everything is bigger in Texas, especially the trailer park dwelling women who can’t stop eating BBQ like they were Jessica Simpson…since Jessica Simspon, also a Texan is their white trash leader…

I believe that you can never be too skinny, she’s 5 foot 9 and 106 pounds…fatty…I think she’s got a few more pounds to go…keep up the good work brunette Kate Upton…

That said she’s done some TOPLESS NIPPLE RING PICS and BEEN NAKED FOR TERRY

And I am in love…

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2014

25

Apr

Cosabella has Glow in the Dark Lingerie of the Day

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Here’s a pretty interesting invention from a lingerie company, for those of us who need to find our bitches hiding in the dark basement we’ve locked them in…

I mean to add spice to your love life…even if that spice to your love life is masturbating in the dark so you can see how pretty your cross dressing weirdo ass is…

I think this is a weird concept…but I’m posting it anyway…because I think it’s a good tool to use on ugly bitches you want to keep the light’s off for…but still want to find their twats.

Posted in:stepFASHION

2014

25

Apr

Emma Stone at the Amazing Spiderman 2 Premiere of the Day

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I am not into Emma Stone but all the virgin losers are…I think she’s an overrated, talentless, weird mouthed weirdo who has never been interesting to me in anything that she’s done, even when at the Spiderman premiere with hard nipples…but all virgin loser comic kids are probably cumming themselves over these and that would be weird, if Virgin losers weren’t….but they are..so it’s expected and here are the boring red carpet bullshits

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2014

25

Apr

Kendall Jenner Grinding on a White Bear of the Day

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The Kardashian’s must get their jungle fever, from their Armenian side. The bloodline that we wish was eliminated in the Armenian genocide…because those KKK let all the black people in, but the little white one, Kendall Jenner is more into grinding up on a white bear…

This is from Coachella, the place where under 20 year old girls go to get date raped to their favorite shitty bands and celebrities…

Meaning it’s old, but I’m posting it anyway, because she’s not.