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2014

03

Apr

Tara Mackey is Pretty Amazing of the Day

Tara Mackey is an LA based model who I like looking at. Ever since I first saw some of her topless modelling, I’ve been following her, but clearly not well enough, since no restraining order has been issued, even if it probably should, and that’s because I only follow her on the internet, and not into dark alleys even though I would, because her ass is pretty next level, up on some twerking in a hip hop video kick, in what may be a recreation of the Selena Gomez instagram only with better light, a better picture, and most importantly…a better ass…

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2014

03

Apr

Lady Gaga for Terry Richardson of the Day

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Lady Gaga is one of Terry Richardson’s best friends, at least in rems of him attaching himself to famous people to keep his appeal to the brands up and running, not that I care, I just know that monetization is the only way I would hang out with Lady Gaga, it’d have to be for business, or to get hits from her insane level of fame, that is insane because it is undeserved, she’s ugly, but also because her people are so into her, since she’s ugly, and it gives them hope that their ugly asses will make it too

None of these pics are that great, life changing, interesting, but they happened and that’s enough for me. I mean I drink a lot and this easy to digest stuff is easier than dealing with real life issues

TO SEE A WHOLE BUNCH OF LADY GAGA WEIRNESS AND ASS CLICK HERE

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2014

03

Apr

The Rest of the Miranda Kerr Topless for GQ Pics of the Day

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The highlight of Miranda Kerr is not that her ex-husband and baby daddy is rumoured to be fucking Selena Gomez….even though he is gay.

A story that is funny if you know the story behind their break-up and her being fired from Victoria’s Secret.

Which involves her having sex with Justin Bieber, while Selena Gomez was dating him…and the tragedy in all this, is that I know this story exists…

I guess the other highlight is that she is topless in GQ.

TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

03

Apr

Vivien Solari Titties for Interview of the Day

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I never heard of Vivien Solari because she’s been retired from modelling in the early 2000s, around the time I started the site, which means I never saw her early titty modelling work as she was off having a bunch of babies, and which also means she’s old as fuck, but not to old to make a comeback and make some fucking money, showing those tits, before it’s too late leaving her in a place where she blames her shitty kids for ruining her body, her career, and all the stuff she could have done, if she hadn’t let their dad come in her, and I guess this is her protesting that fate, fighting it one two titties at a time, ready to for another round….and I encourage that cuz of #tits.

Never Too Old for Tits…when the right pervert is watching…

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2014

03

Apr

Andreea Diaconu Models Bikinis for Etam of the Day

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Andreea Diaconu is a model. She did a campaign for VS PINK once. That’s the Victoria’s Secret label that is used to lure 12 year olds in their lifestyle, without being considered creepy perverts who want 12 year olds in thongs, which brings up an important question, do 12 year olds wear thongs? If they do, you know they are made by VS Pink, who this model once modelled for…because VS Pink is the gateway underwear to stripping whore clothes…

Apparently, Andreea Diaconu is a versatile model, not typecast one hit wonder, because she doesn’t just model lingerie, but also bathing suits. Wow.

TO SEE HER ON THE BEACH SHOOTING A CAMPAIGN WITH HER HOT ASS CLICK HERE

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2014

03

Apr

Bar Refaeli’s Gold Facial of the Day

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I am not post pictures to draw attention on the fact that Bar Refaeli, despite being a vain bitch who has a lot of money, and does weird beauty practices like GOLD FACIALS to represent the quality or value of each load she’s ever taken on her face, like a rich girl I once knew who would say classy things like “My piss is worth more than her”…or maybe the gold facial is to salvage her looks or maintain them because they were celebrated in her youth, with A-List cock, and top tier model money..that made her relevant and losing that would suck…even she’s lost it…

I am posting these pictures to point out that she’s got no ass.

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2014

03

Apr

KIRSTEN DUNST Brings in the Spring in Harper’s Bazaar UK of the Day

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Fashion really is so ironic and high concept art, because here they are using Kirsten Dunst, who is not a fresh face, and if anything, has seen much better days, years, even decades…she’s old, tired, washed up…she’s been eaten up and spat out by the entertainment industry many times, leading to rehab at least once or twice, and for some reason, never to an orthodontist..as part of their floral, bright, inspiring, spring look…I guess they tried to get Amy Winehouse, someone of equal relevance, but the cemetery she’s buried at denied permission to dig her up, so they went with a living dead instead of a dead dead…

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2014

03

Apr

Kelly Brook Must Be Pregnant – or Fat – As She Leaves her Gyno of the Day

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Kelly Brook is the kind of person you no one cares if she’s pregnant or not, other than her immediate circle, and even they don’t care, because they’ve had to ride with her on her quest to be famous, listening to her talk about herself, watching her starve herself for weeks before a bikini shoot only to blow the fuck up the days after, while stuffing herself bad to her fat self…and now she’s found a black man who likes a thick bitch, especially one who has been celebrated for being a hot glamour model, even if she’s nothing special..unless you think a girl with huge natural tits posting topless is special…

That said, here she is leaving the the GYNO, looking pretty pregnant and no one, even the paid paparazzi really give a shit…but apparently I do.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

03

Apr

Fat Teen Gets Stuck in Sewer Trying to Save her Phone of the Day

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The highlight of my day was seeing pics of this fat girl who got stuck in a sewer when trying to save her cellphone that she obviously dropped in the sewer, the only thing that would make this better is if it was a video…because I have a think for fat girls failing at more than just their diet and I also have a thing for people’s general stupidity and lack of common sense, so when the two merge…it brings great joy to me…because when you have no soul, it’s the little things that matter.