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2014

02

Apr

Brooklyn Decker’s Neck Mole of the Day

Brooklyn Decker was at one point the Kate Upton of her generation…

Fat, sloppy tits, overrated, with sloppy tits…and like Kate Upton she leveraged her boyfriend, situation, and all that to get into Sports illustrated, to book campaigns and to even land some movie roles, and a rich Husband who is is rich enough to cover the costs of a good life thanks to being a pro tennis player…

But I guess it was good for his ego, that his girl’s tits were celebrated because they were big…good job bro…and what no lone noticed while she distracted you in a bikini, but that is hard to ignore now that she’s in a dress, is this fucking mole on her neck…it’s some distracting shit you’d think she’d get removed while at her BOTOX appointment…but that I think she thinks makes her look natural…and it’s bad.

To see the rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Brooklyn Decker

2014

02

Apr

The Top #AfterSex Selfie Pics of the Day

#AfterSex and #AfterSex are all the fucking rage right now, meaning that the media picked up on the shit and the world is now posting #AfterSex selfies, something that I assume is more popular in the gay and pornstar demographic but that since it is a #hashtag people are searching, people are jumping on board, but unfortunately, based on my extensive research, none of the #AfterSex selfie pics are even that good…if anything they are awkward as fuck and it’s hardly a trend, but should be…a trend that only hot girls participate in…

Posted in:stepLIST

2014

02

Apr

Amanda Pizziconi Tits for Fashion for Ward Robinson of the Day

Amanda Pizziconi is lovely…

I don’t know who she is, I don’t know who Ward Robinson is. I just know that together they created this topless hipster fucking artistic nude for her model portfolio that I guess she hopes leads to bigger campaign bullshit and I fucking like looking at it.

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2014

02

Apr

Sara Underwood Bikinis of the Day

Remember Sara Jean Underwood? Yeah, me neither. But frat boys and nerdy awkward dudes do, they love this bitch…not because she’s doing anything now, but because she did Playboy, then a nerd show that they could cross reference her Playboy pics with, making her easier to masturbate to, and thus more relevant until realizing that being willing to get naked at 18 is not talent, and that shit can only carry you so far, but luckily far enough to find a rich boyfriend…

I mean she’s in a bikini, who cares, when you can reference all her ARCHIVAL NUDES …including but not limited to her vagina lips.

Posted in:Sara Underwood

2014

02

Apr

Jojo Levesque Sluts Out for Twitter of the Day

I think the most fascinating thing about Jojo Levesque, is not that you have to be an investigative journalism to dig through the archives of the early 2000s to remember who she fucking is, that part of her is actually pretty annoying, however, being from that era, I remember her being this jailbait girl people wanted to fuck, and even then, as a creepy pervert who liked young girls I didn’t really grasp the appeal…and I guess she didn’t really maximize her approach and instead blossoming into a Miley, who probably has equal or less sex appeal, she got a black boyfriend, spent all her money, like a stripper would, and now she’s back in the game, posting this kind of shit on instagram….that I don’t necessarily understand, but that look like she’s peeing and that works for me.

Posted in:Jojo Levesque

2014

02

Apr

Barbara Desiree is a stepGIRL in the Shower Video of the Day

I sent my friends over at VENICE CHIC sme CLOTHES and he put together this video in the shower set to some raver music that luckily came without the ravers because molly-ed up tweaking freaks shitting himself in fun fur and stupid glasses pretending to be into PLUR pisses me off…but rather it came with a girl named Barbara Desiree, and by it I mean me…

It always amazes me when people get hot girls to do things for the site, when I can’t even convince a stripper to give me a lap dance when I’m paying them….

Either way, I’m all for it.

Posted in:Videos

2014

02

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

So telling a girl you meet on TINDER that you have been walking the 3 mile radius it the last 6 days since you “swiped right on each other, because it says she’s within a 3 mile radius, all because she ignores your messages, won’t make her think you’re full of passion and romance, but rather that you’re a creep and she may call the cops…but don’t worry, you haven’t done anything illegal.

Here are some links…

Sam Jackson Slam Poetry About Boy Meets World
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Kayley Cuoco Did Cosmo
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Rarely Seen Pictures of Famous People
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The Victoria Justice Nipple Slip I Didn’t Bother Posting
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Movie Trailer Voice at the Drive Thru Prank
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The Sir Mix A Lot Car
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Top 4 GIrls are Giving Me Boners
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Sluts on Bikes
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Honest Game of Thrones
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This Could Have Done These Fun THings on April Fools
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Sports Radio Host Reacts To a Stupid Question
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

02

Apr

Late Night Erotica of the Day

Her name is HEIDI and she may be not be up on some Swiss yodelling shit, but she is bringing the fucking…literally.

Sure it’s a lot of late night erotica style, all romantic like it was Valentine’s Day and I was trying to introduce my wife to some late night blue movies I used to masturbate to before porn was accessible…but it is porn, and my wife is no where to be found, I hear snoring, and laboured breathing, but that doesn’t count…because right now, it’s all about Heidi….reminding me why I need to cheat…so many amazing girls out there…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE VERY VERY HARDCORE PICS CLICK HERE

TO SEE THE REST OF THE VERY VERY HARDCORE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:NSFW|X-Art

2014

01

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

April Fools’ Day may be over for the common man, but I like to think every day is one big awful fucking joke…

Except when we get girls in the shower wearing stepSHIRT….Then it’s nothing but perfection.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Lohan’s Credit Card Was Rejected…
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Tokyo Street Fashion is Out of Control
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Coco’s Big Ass
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Some Chick and Her Abs…
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The Ultimate Game of Thrones Recap
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Lacey Wildd is Amazing in a Bikini
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Eva Mendes in Some Magazine
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Topless Attention Whores in Miami
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Heidi Klum is in a Bikini
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Slut of the Day
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Maria Menounos and her Last Booty Shot from Extra
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Cameron Diaz See Through Shirt Action
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Lebron James Rap
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Lacey Banghard in Bikinis…
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Seira Ymakawa is Your Asian Fetish TODAY
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Insane Offroad Truck Stunt
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April Fool’s DaY Pranks To Watch Out For
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Bill Murray Hangs with a Double Amputee
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10 Most Unlikely Animal Pairs
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17 Solid Prank GIFs
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Naked Glamour Models
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Truck Rollover Fail
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The Babes of How I Met Your Mother
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Lorde Doesn’t Want you Photoshopping Out her Bad Skin…Jerks
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The Best Photoshopped IMages on Tumblr
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Gena Lee Nolin in Playboy….
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Michelle Rodriguez Cara Delevingne Titties on the Beach
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Shailene Woodley in a Good Dress
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Hilary Duff’s Mom Ass in Jeans
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Kimberly Garner is in an Awesome Dress
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Kirsten Dunst in Harper’s Bazaar
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Black Marlin Sinks Fishing Boat
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Marine Survives IED Explosion
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Hot Girls in Selfies
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The best Sports GIFS of March
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Criminal of the Day
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Sherri Shepherd Begging for Jenny McCarthy’s Box Makes me THink Sherri Shepherd doesn’t fear Autism, because that’s what Jenny McCarthy’s Box Makes…
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Anne Gautiet and Myrien Roussel for Some Movie
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12 Amazing Reaction Gifs
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Rosie Roff is Slutty for DSS Spain
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Cameron Diaz Nipple Trailer…
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Brooklyn Decker in a Red Dress
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Nina Agdal Sporty
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Rihanna Showing her Midriff
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Peeling Apples Like a Boss
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Top 10 Titty Tuesday Tweets
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Drinking a Drink Out of Her Twat
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What is this Medical Condition?
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Purple Star Tattoo of the Day
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Top 10 GIrls on Cam Right Now
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An Amateur and Her Kitchen Knife
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Big Titted Bitch Lost Her Mind….
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I Don’t Think That WilL Fit
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Porn Fail of the Day – Premature Ejaculator
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Nerd Masturbation Innovation
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Big Tits on a Big Woman
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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Don’t Let a Prolapsed Asshole Stop You…
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Natural Chubby Naked Babe
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Ridiculous Ass Does TV
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My Favorite Porn Site
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

01

Apr

Miley and Avril Lavigne Cat Fight for Instagram of the Day

Miley Cyrus is in Canada because she’s Justin Biber, and she decided to be so funny and silly, and cat fight Avril Lavigne over who is more famous, in a vine that should have been reserved to her twerking on a car, and not her trying to be comedic, because when the beautiful and articulate words with great cadence that you would assume was taught in finishing school “You dumb fucking bitch…” leave her mouth…it makes you want the cat fight to end in death…but more importantly….you want Avril to win…

If you don’t like that, here she is being Urban….that’s white for black.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus