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2014

01

Apr

Sara Malakul Lane Amazing Instagram Video of the Day

Sara Malakul Lane is a glorious creature sent from heaven, and by heaven I mean Thailand, thanks to sex Tourism…her white dad impregnated something right, and created something glorious, who I am all about, and not because I watch her movies on Netflix every day and every night, even though I watch her movies on Netflix everyday and night, movies she gets naked in, like the good old days of Independent cinema, but because she follows me on twitter, and if that isn’t love…it’s love, stop trying to shit on my delusions…I don’t leave my house…my life is spent on the internet…my imagination is the only thing that’s real…all this to say…Sara Malakul Lane is fucking amazing.

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2014

01

Apr

Alt Model Recuses a Stray Dog in LA of the Day

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Dogs are people too….

I loved this video of alt model Victoria Van Violence who I’ve never heard of, but who I like, and not because of her look, since I hate ALT models and everything they represent, with their shitty tattoos and “not a real model” looks…but when they save cute, scared, lonely, homeless dogs…they become fucking heroes…and deserve for you to stare at their attention seeking tits…

If this doesn’t inspire you, or massage your soul…you are probably the fucking devil..

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2014

01

Apr

Kim Kardashian in a Fat Chick Bikini of the Day

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This just in…Kim Kardashian is a pig….and not just because she fucked in a video she was responsible for, cuz all the girls in her circle were doing it at the time, and it was a good way to go viral before the general public understood what viral was, but because she’s got a horribly shaped body and represents all fucking evil..

But she posted these pics and videos on instagram that probably don’t excite you, as they shouldn’t, but I am addicted to posting this shit, even when it is literally shit, and not just because of her fake tan or public persona, but because sit is the only justification for her size.

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2014

01

Apr

Rita Ora’s Side Tit for Elle of the Day

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Rita Ora dropped a new video yesterday where she was pretending to be Rihanna, because that’s what the record label promised her, before she had to go off and start dating producer Calvin Harris in efforts to get hits…because hits is what he does and I guess like any relationship you end up in, whether it is for convenience or to better your life, you end up being the annoyed enough to give into your girl and help her make her dreams come true, because her dreams become your dreams, and then one day she’ll cheat on you with someone she thinks is more important, and you’ll kick yourself in the ass after realizing you signed over the rights to her music, and more importantly made her famous, only to get nothing but seeing pics of her with the guy she cheated on you with on their vacations in a bikini…but then you realize you’re rich and dozens of hotter aspiring bitches are ready to throw down on your dick…so long…good riddance…chubby side tit on the cover of ELLE…released the day her new video is released because they time this shit you know…

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2014

01

Apr

Jesus gets in a Fight and Other Amazing Videos of the Day

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Wild Pigs Attacking the Chinese who Eat Them…

The Shovel Dance…

A Husky Grooming a Cat While a Pomeranian Humps

Cops Take Down Annoying Protestor

Rich Kids Surfing…

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2014

01

Apr

Gisele Ripped for H&M of the Day

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There’s been some constant debates that Gisele is actually a dude and that is why she got Fired from Victoria’s Secret, staged a couple pregnancies, and hid Tom Brady’s homosexuality, because no one likes gays in pro sports, at least not in the era when Tom Brady and Gisele got married, it makes the anal sex in the shower after the game for team initiation actually gay and not fun, playful and part of team building, passed down by child rapist coaches for generation…but I am believer that she’s just got a man face, and some higher than average testosterone, because that’s how a mom gets a fit, ripped body…I mean..that and photoshop..

Apparently, these pics are a big deal, a preview of a swimwear campaign from H&M to come…despite swimwear campaigns being played the fuck out now that girls at home are taking these pics of themselves and looking almost as good, on instagram…I’ll post it anyway…

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2014

01

Apr

Some Doctor Themed Shoot By Gibson Fox of the Day

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Here’s a pretty interesting concept for those of you who are into sick, injured, broken down women who are too weak to run because their immune systems are compromised, they are physically broken, or they are on some medical equipment…but it’s not a fetish shoot for a porn site, this shit is just some fashion nudity…that is shot by a photographer named Gibson Fox, from what I can find, part of som FEEL THE FUTURE collective….and the The models are: Kathleen McGonigle, Ebony Gallant, Rowena Xi Kang, Eilika Meckbach and Newsha Syeh…I’ve never heard of any of them, but they remind me that there busloads of girls willing to get naked for a photoshoot because that’s the dream, you know, to be top tier so you can find a rich husband…it’s better than working as a bar tender and every bitch has an ego that speaks to that…and the subject of this speaks to me because just the other day I was convincing a girl who got surgery removing part of her intestine to use her wound and a fourth vagina, you know when actual vagina, ass and mouth are being used….but maybe I’m the real sick one…

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2014

01

Apr

Kate Upton Sloppy Tits Cameron Diaz Hates for a Shitty Movie of the Day

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Here is the trailer for some Kate Upton first movie bullshit that I call casting Kate Upton for publicity because she’s got a ridiculous loyal fan base who despite her shortcomings and shitty body, they still love her and think she’s great…especially that people at SI, she got them through the economic crisis….

The hightlight of the movie is when Cameron Diaz pretends to praise Kate Upton for having a great body, when you know she hates every second and every word she says of that part of the script, but being such a top tier actress who is always the same person in every movie, she managed to power through….

Looking at these gifs of her hardly there ass, set against her very there gut, buried under her obviously there, cuz they are sloppy and hanging all over the motherfucker and should have been reduced, because it’s not normal for a 20 year old to need a breast lift…tits…isn’t as fun as it should be…

And if one movie starring Cameron Diaz as the babe, or love interest, or Key Player who is Playing herself, here’s another movie of her that really shows off her depths and makes us questions “WHY THE FUCK DON’T THEY CAST OTHER PEOPLE FOR THESE SHITTY MOVIE ROLES, WHY IS IT ALWAYS THIS TWAT”…here’s her movie called Sex Tape, that would have been better if I wrote it, because I am an expert on the sex tape scene and I wouldn’t cast ugly and old played out assholes.

Here’s her see through to nipples to keep you excited you geriatric loving weirdo…

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2014

01

Apr

Ultimate Ultra Picture of the Day

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Yesterday, I posted THE TOP 100 PICTURES FROM ULTRA 2014 …in honour of the death I senses from DJ and House Music pioneer Frankie Knuckles.

But in doing the Top 100 pictures from Ultra, I didn’t really dig all that deep, and probably should have called it the first 100 pictures of girls in bikinis from Ultra, because spending that much time on a scene I think is fucking 9-5 peasant shit, you know straight out of a bad movie…filled with people living trying to relive an era that I hated even during the era…

And apparently, I missed the ONLY picture that mattered from Ultra, of a girl peeing on some passed out dude’s face.

I can’t see stream, but I believe what I am told so here it is. .

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2014

01

Apr

Rosalind Lipsett Model Bombs a Construction Worker of the Day

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Her name is Rosalind Lipsett and she’s the Irish bikini model a lot of people have been talking about recently. It turns out she’s got a pretty good sense of humor, especially knowing it was April Fool’s, where she decided while on set of a bikini photoshoot, to give a construction worker on a construction site a little bikini runway show and his reaction, like all Migrant workers was “I hope she’s not immigration department trying to deport me using long legged half naked girls”….that and “my wife I was forced to marry to import into America doesn’t look like this, but she will when I stick it in her tonight, thanks for the memories Rosalind”….

They call this video Model Bombing, because you have to be a model to video bomb like this, and thanks to Instagram, I guess that means everyone can do it, #NewTrend….

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