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2014

27

Mar

Cindy Crawford Looks Good for Omega of the Day

Cindy Crawford is the new wrist for Omega watches, because I guess when a bitch is old enough and has enough kids, she knows all about watches, since that’s about as deep as she wants a dude to go when fisting her….it’s the magic of a stretched out vagina…

That’s not to say that Cindy Crawford isn’t amazing to look at, or perfectly elegant and classy, it’s to say I’ve fisted girls who haven’t had kids and who weren’t 50, so I figure by 50, after kids, when all elasticity is lost, it only makes sense in efforts to feel…

I can only assume that’s the look Omega..the James Bond Rolex Knockoff watch company was going for….

Posted in:Cindy Crawford

2014

27

Mar

Dax Shepard is a Tough Guy of the Day

I don’t know if Dax Shepard is being a tough guy at LAX, when walking by the paparazzi, when he takes something and throws it to the ground like a 5 year old girl having a tantrum, but it looks like that and makes me laugh, since men in Hollywood, despite their egos, their money, and the praise they get are still self involved pussies, who when they aren’t looking in the mirror practicing lines, they are fucking some of the hottest pussies, but are also bigger girls than the girls they stick their dicks in…and it makes me laugh…but not that much, because it’s really not all that interesting…I mean who gives a fuck about Dax Shepard and he may not even be throwing a tantrum, but it looks like it, and that’s enough…

Posted in:Kristen Bell

2014

27

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

There’s not much as tragic as finally convincing a girl to let you watch her use her vibrator…only to find out that her vibrator’s got no batteries…and in the time she goes to get some…she’s reconsidered your brainwashing…and the unconscious coupling thanks to booze and good sales tactics…leads to a very conscious “I would never let you watch me cum you sick fuck”….these are the days of our lives.

Here are some morning stepLINKS

Hot Bitches in Bed
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This College is Offering a Class on Miley this Summer
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12 Horrible Life Hacks
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Top 10 Ten Kelso Wanted Jackie Babies ALways
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Jermaine O’Neal All Together…
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Nicole Aniston is Too Hot for Porn
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Jess Pare Naked for Esquire
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So Many GIrls on Cam Right Now For Free…
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Zac Effron Got Punched By a Homeless Man
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The Fanciest Rabbit of all Time
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Smut Gifs are the Best Gifs
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Fails of the week…
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10 Most Blasphemous Movies in History
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

26

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I think I am going to start an autistic dating site…it will be nonstop fun….I met an autistic girl at Starbucks and she was so awkward, detached and scared of other people, that shit would make a good viral video…while I am working on that…Here are a bunch of stepLINKS…

Shakira’s New Music Video
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Hot Booty of the Day
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Kim Kardashian See Through Dress…
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Some Tame Fucking Cleavage
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Emma Watson in a Business Suit
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Crystal Harris Dog Face Jacked in Her Ass….
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Exercise Bike is Eating Pizza
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Slut of the Day
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Kira Dikhtyar in a Bathing Suit…
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Heidi Klum Nip Slip
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Rihanna and Drake Party TOgether
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McDonald’s Receipt Tattoo
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9 Chicks Stuggling to Put Jeans On
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20 Best RuinAChildren’s Book Tweets
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Rita Ora Nipples of the Day
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Find Cougars to Fuck
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Sharon Stone See Through Candids
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Life After Porn: What Are Your Favorite Adult Film Stars Doing Now?
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I’d Still Fuck That Ass
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Kylie Minogue Performing!
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Nina Agdal 22 Years Old Today
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Secrets of Advertising…
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Angelina Jolie in Vegas Wearing a Straight Jacket…
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Eva Green’s Boobs!
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21 of the Dumbest Fast Food Tattoos Ever
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Top 10 GIrls on Cam Right Now
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Google Glasses Close Call
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Sara Jean Underwood is 30
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Gemma Atkinson Very Wet Bikini
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Rosie Huntington-Whitely Nipples
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Greek Slut in Some Social Media Pics of the Day
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The Whitest Student Portraits Ever
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Miranda Kerr Still Alive…
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Riff Raff went on a Date With Katy Perry
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Bradley Cooper to Play Indiana Jones
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History of Athletes Making Comebacks After Prison
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10 GIFS TO Help You Never Sleep Again
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Katherine Heigl Squating…
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Construction Worker VS Fire
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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GIrl Getting Fucked with a Strap On Lets One Rip
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Here Name is Gisele and She’s a Big Titty Whore
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How Many Nipples Does She Have
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Lesbians on the Train
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Top 10 GIrls on Cam Right Now
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Sexy Lesbian Action…
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Vacuum Masturbation Weirdness
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Her Asshole Will Never Recover
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Not Into Things in Her ass
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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Lesbians strap on….
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Ass Pose of the Day
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Cam Girl Masturbation
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Learn How To Get Laid
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Smut Gifs are the Best Gifs
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My Favorite Porn Site
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

26

Mar

Maria Menounos’ See Through Dress on Howard Stern of the Day

Seems like this bitch will do anything to draw any and all attention to herself. I guess working on the tabloids the last 10 years has given her insight on how to be an attention seeking fame whore…all in attempts to leave her tabloid job and focus on shitty reality TV career…you know make this cunt a Kardashian…it feeds her ego..

I prefer her pussy flashing…

Posted in:Maria Menounos

2014

26

Mar

Britney Spears Bikini of the Day


Britney Spears was far more interesting when she was financing her gold digging back-up dancer by having his babies…then losing her white trash shit when all that trailer park shit didn’t work out for her…leading to vagina flashing, shaving her head and all kinds of other insanity…before getting on the right medication, and handled properly by her handlers, keeping her quiet and focused on making them all rich…

So seeing here fat mom ass in a bikini is a memory of what was….a Britney Spears I enjoyed…who is now just a fat mom ass in a bikini…that I can’t really appreciate, but you probably can since you probably still her off to her first video…1997 was your year…and you can’t seem to let it go…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Britney Spears

2014

26

Mar

Miley Cyrus Spits on Fans of the Day

I guess the highlight of the Miley Cyrus concert tour is not seeing her pussy being choked out by a leotard, or listening to some twerking Disney brat sing her shitty songs, while dressed like an EDM listening hipster at a rave…you know seeing her skinny little ass trying to jiggle like it was hip hop for the black cock that recorded some of her album to give it some legitimacy for her…or any other porno inspired creative direction she does to break the mold from Disney while teaching little girls the value of being a slut…but is her spitting on the fans…which makes sense because she’s that kind of grimy porn inspired girl who like to spit on things…while she’s not swallowing them…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

26

Mar

Selena Gomez Looks Good For Instagram of the Day

Selena Gomez is into posting these semi erotic, not so slutty pics of herself in the position I assume she wants up to think Justin Bieber took her with his big Bieber penis on his Little Bieber Body in….because she’s been slitting up instagram, but unlike other girls, she’s doing it in this fashion style shoots that showcase her fat hispanic ass, and I think she’s a clever one. She’s managed to pull the Miley without being as obvious as Miley, she puts herself in the media because of her ex boyfriend who has gone off the rails…but no one hates her for it…she basically is the brain behind Springbreakers and made millions off it, but no one even notices because she played the Jesus freak…it’s like she’s a fucking magician…a master of media…and I appreciate a good good troll…and not only when they look like trolls…

Today, I am a Selena fan…

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2014

26

Mar

Izabel Goulart Fitness Video of the Day

I’ve been the gym at least once in my lifetime…and it did not look like this…but if it did, I can safely say I would have taken up fitness over drinking, because it turns out skinny bitches from drug addiction and malnourishment is far less hot that a bitch with a tight body…that works for that body…and that takes care of that body…even if the fit bitch is too alert and energized to be taken advantage of all high on protein shakes and green juices rather than sedatives to come down for cocaine…

All this to say, Iza Goulart almost inspires me to get healthy, but instead makes me just want to jerk off to work out videos like it was the 80s and they were the only think on TV…in a simpler time before porn.

Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2014

26

Mar

Anja Rubik in a Music VIdeo of the Day

Apparently this is model Anja Rubik getting into the music scene, because models are generally coked up party girls and making music is very fucking easy to do now, thanks to computers, even in Poland where she’s from…

Now sure, she doesn’t look like a smoke and mirror done up Victoria’s Secret model, but she is one…She’s also shown her tits for fashion so many times SHE’S GOT HER OWN SECTION ON THE SITE

I find this career move refreshing, because modelling is some seriously dumb shit…

And here are pics of her modelling for Peter Hahn Collection…which is some real boring shit…

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Posted in:Anja Rubik