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2014

12

Mar

Nina Agdal for Some Bikini Company of the Day

Nina Agdal is in some bikini campaign, because that is what Nina Agdal does…and as far as I’m concerned it’s just another bitch in a bikini photoshoot that looks like every other bikini photoshoot, whether her body is rocking’ or not…

It’s just an era where hot body girls post bikini pics of themselves all fucking day on instagram, that girls like Nina Agdal become average and the pro shots of them because stagnant…like a swamp…that reminds me of her pussy…since Adam Levine has come in it…

I am probably one of the only dudes who is bored of girls in bikinis…what’s next for me…stay tuned…but I assume it involves asshole….

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2014

12

Mar

Lara Stone Modelling for Bazaar of the Day

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Lara Stone is a big titty, high paid, top level model, who tried to sue me once, all because I posted pics of her big tits in a bikini on her honeymoon with her husband, who is a fat comedian, because girls like this, you know top tier models who think they are hot as fuck don’t care if a motherfucker is fat, they just care that they are rich, successful and on TV….

That said, here she is covering up her tits, like some kind of whore, who doesn’t bring what she’s supposed to…

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2014

12

Mar

Bregje Heinen’s Hot Instagram Video of the Day

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Bregje Heinen posted this edit from the Sports Illustrated video that I am not sure is official Sports Illustrated swimsuit, but that I am going to say is hot…but only because I have a thing for Dutch speaking models who have names that sound like the sounds I make after I’ve drank too much and eating bad sea food…

That’s all I have to say about that…

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2014

12

Mar

Samantha York Naked in Purple of the Day

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Samantha York is some non existent model…She’s barely matters and has barely left a mark in any way on the modelling world…but I assume that she’s just getting started and she’s doing it the way I like all models to start their career, in erotic nudes that are artistic and that remind me of skin mags from the 70s…bush included…it’s pretty much the best thing available to me to get off to. Porn bores me, fashion is too tame, this is a good middle ground…and there’s something highly erotic about bush…whether it’s on my face or I’m coming on it…I love it.

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2014

12

Mar

Dog Attack at the Beach of the Day

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This is a Spanish Dog attaching a bunch of people on the beach in Spain.

I assume he’s been taken out back and shot for being a violent since this video was shot by a very helpful passerby, who was like “I’m not getting in the middle of that shit, I’ll just video tape it for Worldstar”…

As a person who hates people because people are self serving pieces of shit, I can’t help but take the dogs side in all this…even when violent he looks so cute and ready for cuddles…right?…

Either way, crazy video…

Posted in:Videos

2014

12

Mar

Ireland Baldwin Greasy Parking Lot Ratchet of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is rumoured to be single, not that anyone cares about the relationship status of a girl at 18, since it is not really “taken” unless there are babies involved or a kidnapping and she lives in a basement…they just think they are because they are young and stupid….

That said, apparently she is in some identity crisis that I am sure she’ll be going through for the rest of her life, all because she’s in the shadow of her parents who are both pretty famous…fame that Ireland wants so bad and that she’s trying to get with a clever instagram, a modelling agency, that she’s kinda changed her direction from aspiring bikini model….to aspiring ratchet tweaking in a hip hop video…

Both work for me.

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2014

12

Mar

Dude Jumps From a Moving Train for Fun of the Day

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Here’s an idiot trying to impress his friends in doing some stupid jackass stunt, that is idiotic, but hardly hardcore enough to be impressive. You know the kind of stunt that will make you dislocate your shoulder, or bruise your hip after all is said and done, but not one that could leave you paralyzed or dead if you fuck up, making it just some pussy nonsense that makes an idiot come across as the idiot he clearly is…and I feel we need to bring attention to that…

Posted in:Videos

2014

12

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Every once in a while…I get stumped with a very important question…what’s the best thing in a liquor store…the booze on the shelf…with so many options…or the ratchet girl twerking…and what it comes down to is that both are equally magical experiences…

Chelsea Handler Telling Piers Morgan He Sucks is Solid
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Underboob
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Kea Ho is Don Ho’s Hooker Daughter
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The New Flash Suit is Gay as Fuck
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Bruce Jenner is a Fucking Babe
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I LOVE CAM GIRLS
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I wonder if Terry Came on Lupita’s Face while Jared Leto Took Pics
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In Case you Missed it Porn #TittyTuesday
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The Guy with Butt Cracks at the MAgic Tournament
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One Girl – 14 Music Genres
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2014

12

Mar

Camille Rowe for Seafolly of the Day

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She’s from France.

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2014

12

Mar

Late Night Booty Call of the Day

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These bad girls licking at EACH OTHER’S TITS are a lot better than the bad girls I was just drinking with…they were just bad…and not in a hip hop bad means amazing way…and not in a they are so naughty they are bad girls and that makes me cum way…they were bad in the traditional, originally definition of bad, made me want to throw up because they were busted and made me understand spousal abuse because they were horrible..

But luckily, the internet…is always here to save me and these young. hot. naked. lesbian experimenting models…JENNA and Dillon make tonights failures seem ok…and far behind me….

My god they are hot…to see spread asshole….licking..and face riding CLICK HERE