2014
21
Mar
So this happened in Vietnam, where some dude got into an old stash of Agent Orange, or some other lady boy peddled shit, and dude thinks he is swimming in the middle of the street, because his delusions from the drugs he is on make him feel like he is in the ocean, and that’s some seriously gangster drugs….making dude the Crackhead of the Day…a title that comes with no prize other than the recognition of being awesome…
Posted in:Videos
2014
21
Mar
Here is Gisele meditating in a yoga pose after all that noise about her 4 acre, 40 million dollar home, that she’s lived in for a few weeks being put up for sale…
I haven’t really figured out why people care that when you’re a well paid, pretty much retired model, with a star athlete husband, 40 million dollars in not all that money, but more importantly, you have a lot of time to project manage renovations, and when those renovations are done, it’s good to move onto the next project rather than being bored.
Maybe it’s because people are amazed that someone can live in a 40 million dollar house, but maybe that time is better spent making 40 million dollars to buy your own fucking house, you jealous cunt….because you see Gisele Doesn’t give a fuck, she’s Yoga Posing…
Posted in:Gisele
2014
21
Mar
Rosie Huntington Whiteley is a pretty great story of a model who was willing to get naked, being cast in a movie to prove Megan Fox was a talentless hack, only to go back to modelling, and launching her own collection of lingerie…because she’s a lingerie model so it makes sense…lingerie her bald headed, action star husband probably jerks off all over when not fucking other girls when they are apart, because like all bald dudes, even the rich ones, he probably likes to prove that when money, fame and fitness are factored in, bitches don’t seem to care about baldness….like they do with your baldness, you fat unemployed snob…
All this to say…you life sucks.
Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
2014
21
Mar
I don’t really like acknowledging the existence of Kim Kardashian, other than to laugh at how bad she fucks in her sex tape, yet shit got her to this level of fame…for doing nothing…
I think her show represents all that is wrong in our society…I don’t think that necessarily makes her a bad person, it’s like take the money and run…but I do think that she doesn’t do any good with her visibility…See I don’t know her, she may be sweet and amazing, but what I see of her, is fucking devil work…and that devil may be her mom, who apparently has a sex tape coming out, but this bitch is an adult, so the devil lives in her…
That said, I do like fat asses in tight jeans, no matter how many kids they have, no matter how jacked up their vaginas look in those jeans, no matter who they are on…because shit is comical, like a bad cartoon…
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Posted in:Kim Kardashian
2014
21
Mar
Elizabeth Gillies is someone who I have never heard of, because unlike you I don’t masturbate to Nickelodeon…I prefer the girls I fantasize about to not to be annoying tweens in annoying tween tv…but like all girls on TV, especially Tween bullshit, she’s trying to attention seek her own way, the only way she knows how, because the thing with actors is that they love attention, otherwise they’d be behind the cameras, and lucky for you, that way involves being a little revealing and slutty, to break down the wall of kids shows..to let ppl know, these tits are real actors and ready fore real roles…
I am okay with that.
Posted in:Elizabeth Gillies
2014
21
Mar
So H&M did a parody of Miranda Kerr’s fake titty campaign for Reebok:
With their own version of the model changing…only much less naked, and much more culturally relevant because she takes selfies, where as Reebok only used her for the whore that she is…
All this to say, people are very excited about her breast implants, doing all kinds of before and after pics, without realizing all the Victoria’s Secret models have implants…
But more importantly, that Miranda Kerr fucked Beiber, I broke the story, but no one noticed, that’s why her marriage and contract with VS ended…
But apparently, she still gets work. Fun
Posted in:Miranda Kerr
2014
21
Mar
I feel like I did the locomotion in the late 80s, when Kylie Minogue was in her 20s, meaning that she must be in her 70s now, and for 70, she’s looking pretty good.
In fact, she’s looking better than most girls in their 40s, at least in this in Gym white Leotard erotica that features twerking, humping the dildo swiss ball, it’s a real sex toy, and all kind of other moves that remind me of every time I work out…
It was filmed by Roman Coppola, and they did good…It’s up on some Call On Me, work out erotica. I watched it on mute…because I don’t like Kylie Minogue’s music as much as her cancer surviving, but I will say that this makes me want to hang with more 70 year old bitches at the gym…a little geriatric aquarobics motehrfuckers.
Posted in:Kylie Minogue
2014
21
Mar
I don’t really know why this “Love Letter” Dr Dre wrote his wife has gone viral. Is it because he’s at Burning Man and confused, but sees opportunity to monetize off the fucking werido hippies? Is it because he’s talking about Tupac and that shit is gangster? Or is it cuz he’s talking about his girlfriend, who is now his wife’s ass…
More importantly, I don’t know why I’m posting it. Maybe I’m a hopeless romantic who believes in a good love story.
Posted in:Dr Dre
2014
21
Mar
I don’t know why telling girls you like face sitting creeps them out, when you know, behind closed doors, or maybe behind their conservative facade, they like face sitting too…I mean what kind of girl wouldn’t want to ride a dude lying on his back’s face while waiting at the bus stop…I can’t think of one…but I also only talk to prostitutes…but you get what I’m saying.
Here are some morning link…
Homophobes Huging Gay Strangers
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Scarlett Johansson Looks Old
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SLUT vs SLUT
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Hipster Facial Hair of the Day
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12 Big Titty GIF Bounces
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The Best Bikini You Will ee Today
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Nicole Aniston is the Hottest Pornstar I’ve Ever Loved.
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Top 101 GIrls Naked Right Now
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Very Patient Cat
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Triple Backflip Dunk
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Today in Smut GIFS
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2014
21
Mar
Gigi is some Australian and like all Australian girls, she’s amazing….
I want to Crocodile dundee her and crawl into her kangaroo pouch with my penis….she is way better than all the non-Australian girls who rejected my offers all night, but Gigi…she was here to pick up the pieces of my broken heart…..with her sex…
