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2014

24

Mar

Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis on Kiss Cam Making Babies of the Day

Here’s a video of Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis not showing you how they knocked her up, a story that is upsetting so many Mila Kunis fans, who I guess forget she spent close to a decade with a crackhead Culkin, who despite not being the devil, like Ashton Kutcher is, but clearly a way more offensive choice…not to mention, Mila Kunis is old now, she barely exists, you will never meet her…so move the fuck on.

I mean they started out in Hollywood together, were on a hit show together got rich together and played boyfriend and girlfriend on TV together, when they were probably fucking between takes….

If anything, this Hollywood “union” is one of the only one that makes sense…the only real bummer in all this is that Ashton Kutcher is reproducing, because he’s one annoying fuck you would hope his genetic line got cut short…but whatever…Kiss Cam..it’s about the Kiss Cam…

Posted in:Mila Kunis

2014

24

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

TINDER is suddenly less romantic when you find out that you’re number 20 of the month for the girl you just met who you begged you to cum inside her…and here I was thinking TINDER was the next great American love story..

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Amber Heard and Johnny Depp are Weirdos
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Mila Kunis is Pregnant
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Alessandra Ambrosio Doing some Pilates
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London Super Comic Con
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14 Worst Ad Placements Ever
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Find Cougars to Fuck
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Little Kid Recites All The Bad Words He Knows….
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Top 10 GIrls on Cam Right Now
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

21

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I love when girls accidentally post pics of their vaginas on the internet – whether it is snap chat “story” or twitter that is supposed to be private – or even when some ex-boyfriend hacks their Facebook and switches out their profile pic with a spread eagle finger…

I also love when girls actually post their vaginas right on my face, fuck the internet, it’s the weekend.

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Real Life Sister Act…Nun Sings Alicial Keys…She’s not very good…
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Mirror Selfies
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Kate Upton Busting Out of her Shirt
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14 Bad Ad Placements
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Jennifer Hawkins Wears a Good Dress
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Tom Hardy as Mad Max
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Braless Julianne Moore is Pretty Bad
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Find Old Bitches to Fuck
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Reese Witherspoon Legs
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Top 10 Expensive Things on Amazon
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Top 10 Pornstar Instagrams
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Cock In Ass Is All I Can Think About Looking At This Pic
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Lauren Vickers for Interviu Spain
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UGHHHHHHHH Anna Kendrick’s Face Tho
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Irina Shayk is Still The BEard
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Kendall Jenner Legs…
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Cameron Diaz Cameltoe
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Kimberly Garner Hot Body
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Rosie Huntinton Nipples
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publicity stunt for the new Johnny Cash album?
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Sophia Bush Cleavage
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Elsa Pataky Made Twins Out of her Pussy
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The New Catwoman…
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Hailey Baldwin and Kylie Jenner in Bikinis
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Rachel Bilson Legs
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Peta Puts 2 Girls Naked in a Bathtube to Protest Meat
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Some Model Instagrams
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Rihanna’s Weird See Through
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Singer Covers Katy Perry in 20 Languages
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Some Hooker Looking Bitch in a Bikini
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Two Women – One Outfit
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Crime Fighting Male Strippers
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Shakira in Fuck Me Boots!
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Car Selfies
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Babes Who Give You Dirty Fucking Phone Sex…
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Random Babe Flashing Her Ass
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Naked Mermaid
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Today in Asian Lactaction
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Lesbians
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The Best of Fart Porn
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Satanic Fuck Machine
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Worst Female Ejaculation Ever
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Top 10 GIrls on Cam Right Now
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Some Chick Brutalizing Nuts
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Amateur After Prom and Her Tampon String
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Foregin Object Porn
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90s Sex on the Beach
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Sluts Playing With Each Other’s Tits….
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Blonde Lesbians Fucked by Machines.
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Squirt of the Day
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Flexible Girl
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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Mid Fuck Break Down
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Naked and Busty
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My Favorite Porn Site
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

21

Mar

Jessica Biel’s Ass in Barbados of the Day

Gold digger Jessica Biel who last acted in what I assume was the early 2000s, before becoming the wife to Justin Timberlake, where she spends her days playing with her dogs and doing fitness, because she pulled through and put up with him fucking groupies on the road, as long as she got the good life, and got to marry her tween popstar crush, because it felt good on her ego, probably not quite as good as her ass feels being cummed in, but I guess only Justin and a handful of other dudes she’s fucked for work know…her ass isn’t that great anymore…she needs to cross reference instagram butt models to step it up.


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Posted in:Jessica Biel

2014

21

Mar

Madonna’s Armpit Hair of the Day

I am a huge fan of bush…I think it’s amazing, erotic, natural and sexy…it hides herpes scabs and nasty labia…it holds in odours I like to rub along my face…it gets matted when wet, it’s a pillow to lie on, it’s a fashion accessory like a top hat to the pussy…so I don’t fear hair…

But bush is not armpit hair and Madonna’s armpit just made me gag.

Posted in:Madonna

2014

21

Mar

Kim and Kanye on the Cover of Vogue of the Day

I don’t really understand why people are going nuts over the cover of Vogue Magazine.

I mean does the cover of Vogue really matter? Do magazines really even matter? It’s not the fucking 80s, we have the internet. Not to mention Vogue already featured Kate Upton, a pig on the cover last year, and she’s in this issue (scroll down) so they kinda lost exclusivity…while struggling to stay relevant..

Here’s Kate Upton talking about being fat and bloated…for some Campaign….

The fashion magazine demised into the dark horrible world of tabloids like this is a positive thing, because it reminds the world that magazines are just vehicles for ads and are better off being used as the toilet paper this dude trying on jeans and Sears didn’t use because his white trash ass was too busy buying to new Vogue, since it’s designed for trailer trash, at least based on this cover…

I think my favorite dis was this Honey Boo Boo edit…

Ok – now here’s Kate Upton…who’s name is on the cover:

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2014

21

Mar

Miley Cyrus Singles In her Shorts of the Day

Miley Cyrus posted this picture of her with money stuffed down her shorts like a stripper who can’t afford a G-String, or maybe more as a girl pretending to be a stripper, because that’s her whole act, that I think is offensive to strippers, and that strippers should protest outside her concerts because it’s disrespectful for their chosen careers that they can’t always afford to get out of…but knowing strippers, who are almost always dumb as shit, this just makes them feel like their jobs are cool, pop culture and mainstream…

Ultimately, who cares…it’s Miley, she’s useless….

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

21

Mar

Izabel Goulart Fitness Video of the Day

If fitness really looked like Izabel Goulart…doing fitness…I can’t imagine why anyone in world would have any job other than personal trainer or “fitness photographer”….or fitness wear designer…because this shit is so hot it makes me want to work out…luckily for me working out or breaking a sweat happens every time I get up to the bathroom..

Thank you 12 hours of internet for giving me this body no one wants…

Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2014

21

Mar

Zippora Seven Titties for Fashion of the Day

Zippora Seven is some bikini model, who isn’t really a real model, but one of those shoots for free to get noticed model…and that’s a good thing, because she does it naked…

In fact, her hippie parents put her into nude modelling when she was only 16, which caused a huge scandal back when she was 16, and I guess has take that child prodigy nude model skill set that requires just getting nude to America…

I am all for random no name girls trying to get noticed by getting naked…seriously…I think it’s the smartest thing a girl can do…so good job ZIppora…

Posted in:Zippora Seven

2014

21

Mar

Selena Gomez Artistic and Naked on Instagram of the Day

Selena Gomez is very strategic in everything she does, that’s why she makes a lot of money. Whether it is a fake relationship with Bieber for the media attention, or producing Spring Breakers, to break free from Disney, without ever letting anyone know it was her movie, she’s just knows what’s up, has a good team, and is doing the borderline interesting enough for the media to talk about right…

That’s why her nudes on Instagram are all artistic, soft focus, through a sheer curtain, and not spread eagled in a selfie for a “boyfriend”…which is really too bad, because I don’t consider a nude a nude, unless there is labia.

Posted in:Selena Gomez