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2014

24

Mar

Sara Malakul Lane Black and White Bikini of the Day

Sara Malakul Lane is one of the hardest working actresses in Hollywood who you may or may not have heard of because she does all these movies that don’t really get movie screen time, but no one goes to the movies anyway, so you can find her on Netflix.

My theory with her is that she’s going to be the next great thing or things in movies, whether it’s winning Academy awards playing a thai hooker, because she’s from Thailand…or if it’s the babe in action movies…she’s got a rocking curvy body….and here she is being very cute in her bikini…

I’m in love and I’m not just saying that because she answers me on twitter…love requires more than that….like this bikini body…

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2014

24

Mar

People Being Inappropriate Perverts of the Day

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Here’s a couple on a bus in Thailand fully fucking….while on their backpacking tour of the country…and it’s next fucking level amazing…

Here’s a man fully jerking off on the train….

The world is fucked…so sexed up and trying to next level shit and I love it…

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2014

24

Mar

Cora Keegan Naked for Fashion of the Day

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Cora Keegan is amazing…she’s one of those hipster models who probably is so hipster she hates being called a hipster because hipsters are so mainstream….but she’s got a bush and has a willingness to show her tits in photoshoots that I can’t imagine she got paid for but because she had nothing better to do since models only work a day a fucking month..

All this to say, I’ve been writing her love poems, love songs and I don’t even sing, I’ve carved her name into my thigh and sent her pics of what she does to me, she’s just that good…so these titty pics may not be her best work, but they involve her and that makes them better than anything else…

Cora Keegan, if that’s your real name…I miss us.

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2014

24

Mar

Heidi Klum is Old and Amazing in a Bikini of the Day

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Heidi Klum was in the Ocean with one of her 30 kids she had with Seal in their 5 years of a lot of twisted german shit filled bondage sex…and at 50 or whatever age she is…she looks fucking amazing…

I have no choice but to think this is a product of hilter’s Nazi regime science experiments that involved creating the master human…because she just doesn’t make fucking sense…

Normally, I only want to fuck over 50 year olds because I’m changing their diapers at the home and I’m wrist deep in them…but this grandma’s got it going on…and I’d eat her baking everyday…even if that cookie’s been tainted and burnt thanks to blackness….

To See Her Nipples That Fell Out of Her Bikini While Herding her African Safari CLICK HERE

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2014

24

Mar

Naya Rivera Keeps the Implants Coming of the Day

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Last week I posted Naya Rivera’s big implant tits in a bikini with her fiancé Big Sean….not because I like Glee and am part of the fan club, if anything I find it the devil’s work, and I was just happy to see some element of humanity or edginess in their cast, because you know all actors will do any role that pays, and that Naya wasn’t some good little church girl at the casting for Glee, but rather borderline willing to do porn if it meant making her famous, only to get cast of that Pleasantville shit, that has now type cast her….so tits and black rapper husbands in her personal life…is good strategy…

I just don’t know why they are denying her fake tits, or way she’s trying to downplay them in this top that girls with natural tits just don’t wear…not that Nay Rivera matters.

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2014

24

Mar

Doutzen Kroes No Make-Up of the Day

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There was some scandal or hype or whatever about Victoria’s Secret model, who is probably best known for getting knocked up by a Black DJ, Doutzen Kroes, posting the above pic of her with no make-up on…to remind the world that models are a blank canvas for make-up artists and photographers with great cameras, lenses and lighting to maximize their “lines” and features and make them into the babes you think they are…SMOKE AND MIRRORS

I guess she’s doing it as a public service announcement for all the eating disorders she has likely caused being affiliated with the evil empire Victoria’s Secret…

But the funny thing in all of it is that within a few hours, she posted a bikini pic, just to remind everyone that no one gives a fuck about her face, her career is based on this mom body….

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2014

24

Mar

Kaley Cuoco Paying Tennis of the Day

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This is the kind of tennis match that would probably be better ending with a Monica Seles inspired stabbing…

I don’t know why I hate Kaley Cuoco. I don’t watch the show she’s on, I don’t follow her life, and I don’t really care if she’s been the hot chick amongst the nerds so that she now thinks she’s the hot chick amongst the hot chicks…coupled with getting paid big money to be on the show..

There’s just something about her face, and the fact that she killed John Ritter, that I can’t get over…

That said, here she is playing tennis, one of the only sports I watch because I am classy, but more importantly cuz I like looking up skirts and hearing girls grunt…sexually…

To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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2014

24

Mar

Aubrey O’Day Proves I Hate Fat Chicks of the Day

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I didn’t care fror Aubrey O’Day when she was fucking Diddy on her Danity Kane TV show, she just didn’t appeal to me, she was built more for a hip hop crowd, and I don’t mean white suburban kids, if you know what I mean…

Then the bitch got on another show, and was the fucking worst, all fat and cocky, a combination I hate in fat girls who don’t realize they are fat…It’s like being able to eat a buffet dessert cart is nothing to have an ego about pig…and your anger towards yourself being brought onto us in Diva behavior just doesn’t work…you need to be hot for that bitch…

So when she was fat…I hated her…now I think she’s great….I guess the only thing between me and love is 40 pounds…

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2014

24

Mar

Road Rage of the DAy

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Apparently the dude in the shitty car didn’t like how the dude in the muscle car was looking at him so he pulled some out of a movie shit and got in the dudes face…only to get arrested in what may be some of the better road rage of the weekend, because what better way to start a monday that good old fashion road rage….but I’m more into the below video of a crazed bus driver who doesn’t fuck around…when people question his bus driving skills and instead of getting them to their stop safely, he slams the fucking breaks on them…asshole.

Posted in:Videos

2014

24

Mar

Cheesy Glamour Model Shoot of the Day

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Her name is Sabine Jemeljanova and she was some UK Glamour model who got a lot of love for showing her tits in magazines for probably very little money, but the perks were that she got paid to go to events or more importantly, that she got to meet rich men who would pay her for dates…all in hopes that it would lead to better things…all while being better than being a stripper…only to end up being paid 500 bucks to do Latex fetish modelling in some of the cheesiest fucking pics ever….but you know…tits are tits and a girl willing to show her tits shouldn’t be discriminated against or alienated by how low level her titty campaign is…

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