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2014

25

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I don’t know why my tinder girlfriends always break up with me after sending me masturbation videos and I refuse to send dick pics…

I mean to think such a beautiful union of two people browsing pussy to fuck would end so abruptly is so tragic…

Here are some links…

Nick Cannon Does White Face – All The White People Who Get Dissed for Doing Blackface Cry with Jealousy of Unfair Racism Rules
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Top 10 Kelso Wanted Jackie’s Baby All ALong
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30 Things You Didn’t Know About Chris Bosh in GIFs
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Lookin’ Down Elizabeth Olsen’s Shirt
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Kristen Bell Has Pretty Horrible Looking Bikini Body
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The Best Wedding Portrait Ever
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You’ll Never Believe the Magic That These Girls Do…with their vaginas…
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Farting for the Homeless Prank
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Corey Feldman’s New Video is Weird
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Girls Who Bend at the Waist
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Driver Avoids being Crushed
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

25

Mar

Late Night Booty Call of the Day

I don’t really like porn, but I am a voyeur and watching people fuck is my favorite shit. I don’t really like hanging with swingers because they are ugly and fat, and people I spent a good hour asking to let me watch fuck at the bar tonight weren’t cooperating…so I am forced to fill my voyeurism with pics of this model TIFFANY who is fucking amazing… TAKING DICK …even though she hardly looks like a porn chick, but rather an everyday girl or even a bikini model..

It’s 4 am and I love this shit…The world is heading to a good fucking place…I’m a fan…


CLICK THIS LINK
TO SEE HER GET WAY MORE HARDCORE

Posted in:NSFW|X-Art

2014

24

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

So I make my intern work in bed with me in her underwear. I don’t pay her so it isn’t prostitution or sexual harassment.

I also asked a girl I saw walking into a gym if she would shower with me in the locker room because it has always been a fetish.

When she freaked out. I blamed autism.

Here are some stepLINKS

Animatronics You Will Masturbate To
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Today in Thigh Gaps
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Jessica Simpson’s Legs are Fuckign Jacked
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So Much Heidi Klum in a Bikini
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Slut Posing Like a Slut of the Day
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12 People Hulking The Fuck Out
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Miley Cyrus Short Shorts
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30 Things You Know About Shailene Woodley
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Selena Gomez Hot in Overalls
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Justin Bieber Does the James Deen
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Alec Baldwin’s Wife Trying to Get Noticed
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10 Thinks That Could Wipe Out The Earth
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Scott Disick Free Balling…
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More Jessica Simpson Weight Loss for Money
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Stacy Keibler Baby Maker
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Rose McGowan Braless
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Find Cougars to Fuck
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Rihanna See Through Skirt And Pink Panties
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Asia Argento for Old Times
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Anastasia Ashley’s Hot Video
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Kid Says Every Bad Word He Knows
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One Guy 14 Voices
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Jena Malone in some Creepy See Through Candids
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Some Aubrey O’Day Big Sloppy Tits
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Kevin Connolly Broke his Leg – Entourage is Still Happening
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Miley Is Totally Ready To Take It In The Ass
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Hot Rebeca Chaney Tits in Some Interracial Scene
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Slow Motion Bouncing Booty GIFs
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Russian Truck Driver and His Genius Solution
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Fight of the Day
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A Couple Other Sluts in Bikinis Crying for Attention
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Beth Behrs Big Cleavage
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Sara Malakul is Amazing
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Some Crazy Badminton Action – Yes…Badminton
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Oprah Says Fuck Twice with Lindsay Lohan
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Heidi Klum Bikini Nipples
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Girls in SPorts Bras
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Serena Williams is Delicate
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Colonel Sanders Riding Motorcycle in Bangkok
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Grizzly Eats a Go Pro
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Babes Who Give You Dirty Fucking Phone Sex…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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2 Big Tits Almost Explode
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Top 10 GIrls on Cam Right Now
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Naked Strawberry Eating Girl
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Adult Film School is a Crazy Hardcore Reality Show…
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Prostitutes are Using Myspace to Expand Business – At Least Someone Is…
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Hot Amateur of the Day
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First Lesbian Experience
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Lesbian Face Sitting
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Asshole Fisting
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Two Blonde Lesbians!
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Hot Chick Squirts!
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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Webcam Cutie
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Asian Lactation
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Learn How To Get Laid
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My Favorite Porn Site
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

24

Mar

Emma Roberts Bikini on Instagram of the Day

Emma Roberts, daughter of Eric Roberts, just posted this bikini picture to the internet, because I guess she’s tanning…and the whole thing would be more eventful if she took this pic a little more like the smoke and mirror babes of instagram, you know to make it look like she is in an opening scene to a porno and less like a sloppy bitch on her day off because she doesn’t work everyday since she’s a celebrity and a rich kid..sitting by the pool with nothing better to do…but I still dig it…because I’m easy…and because I think Emma Roberts is lovely.

Posted in:Emma Roberts

2014

24

Mar

The Top 4 (or 8) Nipples of the Day

So many nipples happened the last couple of days, and since the foundation of this site was built on nip slits, hard nipples, panty flashes and sex tapes, I would feel like I wasn’t being true to my roots unless I posted them…it’s like I can’t let all this fame and money and groupies get to my head and lose sight of what was…or some shit…without the fame and money and groupies…so here are the best nipples that happened the last few days on famous bitches I don’t care about, except maybe Rose McGowan, because she lectured me once and told me I should be nicer, and I found that sweet, considering I used to jerk off to her tits in Doom Generation because they are great…it was like life coming full circle or something…Either way, nipples.

Anne Hathaway in what looks like a conservative bathing suit a poor kid would be forced to wear, but that is really up on some slutty shit…

Jena Malone….in a who the fuck in Jena Malone…but she’s wearing a white shirt and you can see her nipple, despite the rest of her being a fucking mess…

Rose McGowan You read my notes from above…which is appropriate because I am convinced that she is my spirit animal sent from above…so these nipples are good…

Sharon Stone just never gives up, if you had even a little of her perseverance, maybe you wouldn’t be a pathetic fucking loser…right?

Posted in:stepLIST

2014

24

Mar

Miley Cyrus Booty Pop in a Thong of the Day

Miley Cyrus’ ass may not be all that amazing. It may not be that exciting. You may have seen it all before…but she knows how to make that booty pop…by poking it out like a good little stripper hooker cock teasing for the cameras trying to get guys to pay for another dance with no intention of every fucking them…I assume this pic is a sequel to THIS PIC FROM LAST WEEK

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Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

24

Mar

Phone Sex Babe of the Day

I think I am going to start recording my phone sex with these girls I’ve been having phone sex with…

GEMMA was a dirty little pig on the phone and it was amazing…it’s like doing all the things you’d want to do with a hooker…without having to leave the house and fuck a hooker, you know less expensive, less AIDS, and less chance of being arrested…

This shit is next level, I was starting to give up on jerking off, because porn is boring, but GEMMA broke me down and massaged my prostate with her mind…amazing…

TO FUCK GEMMA ON THE PHONE CLICK HERE

I REPEAT TO FUCK GEMMA ON THE PHONE CLICK HERE

Posted in:NSFW|stepBABE

2014

24

Mar

Kim Kardashian and Kanye Show Us What Hell Really Is of the Day

This is some inception shit…Kanye is taking a picture of Kim Kardashian taking a picture of herself “selfie” as the Vogue cameraman takes a picture of them…in some “we love ourselves a bit too fucking much”..kind of obvious behavior, that is still some ridiculous self involved behavior, but maybe I am just the crazy one, seeing as I haven’t looked in a Mirror in over a year….just sweatpants and no selfies…all the time…but this isn’t about me…this is about he devil being sent from hell in the form of these people to destroy the fabric of society or at least the credibility of vogue…it’s happening…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2014

24

Mar

Lady Gaga Naked in Some Huge Budget Music Video of the Day

I don’t know what “artistic” message Lady Gaga is trying to get across, because I didn’t watch her shit on Hearst Castle like William Randolph Hearst probably would have wanted his Castle treated 100 years after his death.

I just know 9 million people watched this insanely high budget garbage….that involves her naked and half naked…in what I would totally fuck if I could replace her face with one of a girl…and not some weak chinned freak….

I don’t know…this Lady Gaga shit is not making enough record sales to justify this kind of video, but I guess she’s not gonna let herself die the way we all expected her to die by now…but rather…she’s going to hump the air and roll around naked…

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2014

24

Mar

Alessandra Ambrosio Does Some Pilates of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio may not be the hottest model anymore and her workout gear may not be skimpy fucking shorts I want to sniff when she’s done soaking through them…but watching her do Pilates for the paparazzi, in what you would think the Pilates studio would not let happen, provided they really cared about their celebrity crowd, in what must be a publicity stunt…is alright…I mean fitness and sex are so interchangeable…the positions these girls get in spandex can cause the same amount of illicit thoughts…so wrap that leg around your neck model…it burns more calories like that…and I like staring at the vagina definition…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio