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2014

06

Mar

Nicki Minaj Instagrams Her Shower of the Day

I don’t really know or care what is going on here, I just know that if I posted similar pics of a girl in a shower, my instagram would be deleted, but when a famous person with a lot of followers does it, they overlook it, because they need them using the site to keep it relevant. Double Standards.

I also know that the last thing Nicki Minaj really needs to be doing is posting pics of herself, not because she’s a vile pig of a woman, but because she should get enough attention without getting naked…not that I care when girls get naked, I just find it suspicious as to why she’s getting naked.

It’s not even good pics, or just one pic, it’s a whole series that I’ve already spent too much time questioning, when the Nicki Minaj as a whole is just a pile of commercial, easy to monetize, bullshit to begin with….plus you can’t see her nipples.

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2014

06

Mar

Cora Keegan is the One Who Got Away of the Day

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Here’s my dream girl Cora Keegan, who I can’t stand, but who I want to get pregnant, even though I haven’t got her pregnant because she’s the kind of hooker with too high of a day rate.

The good news is that I can still write her love songs, poetry, while I masturbate filled with rage to her pictures, imagining what could have been if only she let me abduct her before she became famous.

The other good news, is that I can still try to negotiate a fair price for how much she’d sell her worn, ideally still wet from getting fucked, but not with celebrity semen panties…that I can sniff and more importantly try to scrape DNA samples from to clone her and have a Cora Keegan of my own…only my Cora Keegan will have a way better personality, sense of humor, and overall attitude, especially when it comes to riding my face until she squirts.

Cora Keegan is inspiring…even if she’s always making that stupid half opened mouth face…which conveniently is a perfect amount of open for my dick-clit to fit in…but that’s not the point, the point is that she’s a magical experience…that I have got personal time and emotions invested, making her far better than these pictures represent.

Cora, if you’re out there, I hope your plane crashes, not in a “if I can’t have you no one can” kind of way, because I don’t give a fuck who your groupie ass is fucking, but because I like you enough to fuck while dead, in an “over my dead body” now your dead kind of way…you are the gateway corpse to a life of necrophilia. shit…

You can see her and her implants in various stages of naked for fashion:
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2014

06

Mar

Sin City A Dame to Kill For Trailer of the Day

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The trailer for the new Sin City is out, and Alba is a stripper…even though she’s a mom who shouldn’t be playing strippers, she’s too fucking old for it, but maybe this is her attempt at a transformative Oscar role, or maybe it’s just another revenue stream.

I don’t remember the first Sin City, but feel like this is a big deal for some of you..

Posted in:Videos

2014

06

Mar

Russians Vs Teddy Bear of the Day

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Nothing says strong, vodka soaked, fearless, Russian, communist man like seeing three Russians wrestle a giant teddy bear into a car…

It’s like they don’t make pussies in Russia, all Russians are action heroes, but I guess when you throw a massive stuffed toy at them, and try to get it into their Russian engineered shit box, their ability to survive Sibera in a speedo while wrestling a bear, with only Rationed bread to eat..kinda gets sidelined.

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2014

06

Mar

Jessica Alba in a “Kill The Bush” Campaign of the Day

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Jessica Alba is perpetuating the evil kill the bush movement…with her mom blogger ad campaign that is designed to speak to wive’s everywhere, because that is her audience, who should, like all girls, not be shaving their pussies, but rather have more excuse not to shave their pussies, because the cost of having their man, who is conditioned by the bald pussy thanks to porn movement, leave them is too high…

It’s like half of everything I own to fuck this bald pussy, all because big corporations created an insecurity for women, a fake want for men and a billion dollar industry, killing the bush in the process thanks to laser, when bush is one of the most erotic accessories a pussy can have besides an asshole..

So I guess Alba really is evil…and perpetuating negative body image for girls everywhere, by helping women feel objectified, with unrealistic media produced demands like hair removal…

But she got paid over 100k for this people, so it is totally worth it…

Devil woman.

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2014

06

Mar

Exgirlfriend of the Day

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The only thing good about exgirlfriends is that they are exes, because all exes fucking suck, and that you don’t have to deal with their bullshit on a daily basis, but rather only have to deal with their bullshit when they get jealous you’re fucking other girls, or when they are hurt you cheated on them, so they go on a rampage to make your life hell, by pressing charges, tricking you into knocking them up, or all the other catty shit girls do to get back at a dude for fucking them…

Like this Exgirlfriend, who may not even be an Exgirlfriend, but who is definitely a crazy girl, scratching up homies car because he probably did a little more than forget to buy her flowers on her birthday…

It’s videos like this that make me fear girls…not because I love my car too much to have to get it repainted, but because I don’t have a car and I wonder what the target for guys without cars is…I’m thinking cutting off dicks when sleeping…

Crazy.

Posted in:Videos

2014

06

Mar

Heidi Klum’s Ass in Jeans of the Day

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Here’s a little Heidi Klum old skinny ass in jeans, an ass that has seen some shit both literally and figuratively, because she is german and that is what German’s are all about, feces….

When looking at this ass in jeans I am amazed that she’s had a dozen kids, more importantly, with a big black man, because skinny ass seems to be so anti black dude, but I guess when you factor in her german slave fetishes, she makes for a good time, that a skinny ass doesn’t really matter, especially when at the time she was the biggest model in the industry, making destroying her skinny well paid ass more exciting, but not exciting enough to make the marriage last…

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2014

06

Mar

Rihanna Getting Dressed of the Day

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Rihanna posted a picture of a guy with his head up her ass….and it spoke to me on an emotional level because I have spent the last two nights paying girls to let me do this to them, without the whole trying to get the dressed to look all high fashion, but more the “am I allowed to stick my face in between your ass, or will I get kicked out, I’ll give you 20 dollars extra”…kind of way…because that’s what I do at strip clubs, where conveniently every black girl looks like Rihanna…making this pics come full circle in some kind of light skin, face in ass, vortex only God understands…

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2014

06

Mar

Justin Bieber Peeing of the Day

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I don’t really understand why the Florida police are releasing CCTV footage of Jusin Bieber peeing, it seems a little inappropriate, or almost comedic, like some kind of comedy skit.

I mean shouldn’t the Miami police be working on finding random meth vendors, or homeless zombies on bathsalts, or even the next Trayvon, or cuban refugees who swam over.

The fact that any resources or time went into putting this out there, would make me question the legitimacy of the police department. It is some tabloid shit, that I can’t imagine generates any income for them, other than remind the world that cops are a bunch of assholes with their own agenda who exploit the everyday man, or the Bieber…

I am not saying that because I don’t want to see Justin Bieber pee, even though I don’t want to see Justin Bieber pee…I am saying this because the fact this is online, reminds me that society as a whole is doomed.

All this to say, I bet Miranda Kerr is masturbating to this video…she like little bad boys and their big dick senough to get fired from her job…true story.

Which is Okay, since I am masturbating to her stripping for Reebok

Posted in:Justin Bieber

2014

06

Mar

Spanish Swimwear Fashion Show of the Day

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Sometimes all I really need to get the day started is a couple of models, who I think are named Noelia Lopez and Katerina Strygina modelling some shitty swimwear in a fashion show in Spain, because why the fuck not…I’m international, cultured, at least when it comes to half naked girls I can look at without leaving my house… like that..

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