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2014

03

Mar

Sara Malakul Lane Instagram Porn of the Day

I haven’t seen waist to hip ratio like this…ever…and I look at a lot of pictures of girls everyday…whether it’s random celebrity hookers…actors like Sara Malakul Lane…who I’ve mentioned I am in love with before…but who brought these pics to her INSTAGRAM that I stalk…because I physically can’t sit outside her bedroom window and stalk her…and thanks to modern technology I don’t need to…because the internet is fucking creepy…and so am I…

I don’t know what these half naked pics are for…but I know I fucking like it…this body is abnormal…in a good way…makes me wonder what they feed the half thai / half white girls back in Bangkok where she was raised and a celebrity…I’m thinking whatever it was, it didn’t have enough of my cock…which is a good thing, because I am all about this girl and if my cock was anywhere near her, I’d have little to no respect for her. It’s better this way.

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2014

03

Mar

Tara Mackey brings the Hot Model Tits in The New Arctic Monkey’s Video of the Day

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Model and Singer Tara Mackey is in this brand new Tit filled video by Arctici Monkeys, sure it is only for a solid 10 seconds, the only 10 seconds worth watching, because they seem to be the the only time they turn the cameras away from the lead singer, who clearly loves himself or his hairdo, or his guitar solo too much to pull a “Blurred lines” and allow us to focus on the fucking tits…it’s one of those “this is my band, I want people to know it, put me in every frame” situations…that for 10 seconds goes the window…and brings amazingness…the 10 seconds …sent from heaven directly to the erection in my pants…

I am a fan of this tits in music videos get hits and makes hits trend in music videos because I like tits and otherwise no one cares..and by no one, I mean me…

Here are some more pics of Tara Mackey naked for fashion….

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2014

03

Mar

Jennette McCurdy’s Underwear Pics of the Day

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I know very little about Jennette McCurdy

I know she’s on some kids TV show and that creepy dads like you like her…because their kids make them watch these shitty shows…

But now she’s apparently taking the get naked for attention route, posting lingerie pics people are saying are fake to the internet, because that’s the only way to break free and become relevant…

ANd fake or not..I’m into it….even if I prefer sex tapes…

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2014

03

Mar

Sahara Ray for LUI Magazine of the Day

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Sahara Ray is some girl I’ve been following on Instagram, who I just assumed was an instagram model, but who is apparently also a nude model, at least when it comes to fashion erotica, which is my favorite kind of erotica…like this shoot she did fro Purienne, one of the better erotic photographers…for a magazine called LUI that tricks all the babes into getting naked because it’s some high concept art…even if it’s just a good scam…to trick girls into getting naked…I am all for it…cuz this Sahara Ray girl is a babe and shouldn’t be allowed to wear clothes…meaning LUI is doing god’s work for all of us creeps…and I approve.

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2014

03

Mar

Edita Vilkeviciute Topless for Some Magazine of the Day

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Edita Vilkeviciute is an amazing model who does a lot of topless work because she’s got fun tits, but more importantly because she’s an immigrant and she has to do whatever she can to get noticed on her 2 year Visa in America…because if they send her back home…when she was so close to making it…she could never live with herself…and as she’s learned the American way to get noticed and to be relevant and to matter is by showing your tits…because unlike the rest of the world where they ignore your tits…because tits aren’t a big deal here it’s considered pornography, and scandalous an gets people talking…it may not make sense…but it is the way it is…and I am glad it is because I want to see every girl in the world’s tits and I figure anything to help that mission is a good one.

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2014

03

Mar

Jennifer Lawrence Arm Fat Jiggle AND Liza Minnelli Old Lady Nipples Highlight the Oscaras the Day

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I wasn’t at the Oscars…I am not Hollywood…in fact I find Hollywood a fucking joke…far greater than any joke that Ellen made last night…because the whole thing fucking sucked…there was no funny. clever or relevant angle…and the only thing semi interesting was that they broke twitter during a Samsung product placement ad that the world probably didn’t realize was a product placement even though the phone she was using was the size of her fucking head…

The only good thing about the Oscar, other than Jennifer Lawrence celebrating her arm fat and Liza Minnelli’s nipples…was the memorial reminding us all that these evil people die…but more importantly…that there’s going to be a new Hollywood…sooner than later…people are tired of the same faces, the same boys club, and it’s bound to be shaken up…and that’s a good thing…

TO SEE ALL THE OSCAR PICS MADAM MEOW COULD FIND CLICK HERE

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2014

03

Mar

Aubrey O’Day Bikini n Miami of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day is no longer fat…but the better news is that she’s no longer relevant…

Seriously, this hardly famous, had sex with Diddy when she was on a reality show, who gained 60 lbs to cater to the black market as a meaty white girl they liked…has gone back to white, has gone back to fitness, and has a pretty rocking’ body with a set of stupid fake tits that would be celebrated if she actually mattered…but rather will look nice when she finally turns to porn because that burning desire to be famous is still in her…and the only way to get it will be to stick things in her…yay..

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2014

03

Mar

Emmanuelle Chriqui Entourage Cleavage of the Day

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When you are old and tired…from what, I don’t know,..it’s not like Emmanuelle Chriqui works…but her face sure as hell looks like it has survived Holocausts like it’s Jewish Grandparents…you make sure to wear a ridiculous push up bra to distract from the fact that you’re pushing 40…

She’s a local girl, born in Montreal…and she make stye Jewish Moroccan community proud enough for me to celebrate her tits, and not bother talking about how this Entourage movie she’s on may be a disaster since no one really wants to see a bunch of 40 year olds ripping lines and fucking young girls…or old girls like Emanuelle Chriqui trying to stay young because that’s the only acting jobs she gets…and really who cares..there’s cleavage and I like cleavage..and so do you.

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2014

03

Mar

Martha Hunt in a Bikini in Miami of the Day

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Martha Hunt is a Victoria’s Secret model…who on her spare time…gets into a bikini without having a million dollar contract…which I would think, at least if I was Victoria’s Secret was me getting ripped off…it’s like bitch does this shit for free and we pay her 10k a day…unless of course she’s wearing a Victoria’s Secret bikini and this is all part of their fucking scam…and this is just paparazzi style product placement…I mean I don’t know…but there’s a girl in a bikini who looks better than your girl in a bikini so you might as well stare..it’s not like you have anything better to do…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

03

Mar

Rhian Sugden is Today’s Page 3 Girl of the Day

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Rhian Sugden is some big breasted, almost useless and irrelevant, despite for her big breasts, because her big tits are the only reason she matters, I mean that coupled with her willingness to take pictures of them model….if you can really call her that…when real models are booking actual jobs, while she’s really just a girl willing to get in front of a camera half naked for what I assume is very little money…and some local celebrity…

You know the kind of girl who would never be a stripper, but if you candy coat it as being something important, she is all about that life, because tits like this…it would be a crime not to show them…

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