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2014

19

Mar

Chinese in Class Suicide of the Day

This is a crazy video of a dude jumping out of his classroom due to pressure from the college exams, because Chinese parents put a lot of pressure on their kids to be the best at all things they do…leaving little time to sleep…and that’s why if I ever had a kid I’d want them to be Chinese…they have more hope…unless they are this one…who is dead…

If you don’t like that international news…here’s some more:

Pranking in Pakistan

Dog Driving Motorcycle in Colombia

Posted in:Videos

2014

19

Mar

Mel B Bikini Ass of the Day

I tell you what I want, what I really really want, I want to stop looking at Mel B and remembering that in 1996 I used to jerk off to her nipples in a music video..meaning 20 years later I am still looking at her, and I am not even supposed to like girls who are older than 20, let alone 20 years older than I liked them…

But that ass…it’s so big…and round…and tasty…like I could choke on it or something at that fascinates me…especially know she’s had babies…it all seems so wrong…like her choice in bathing suits…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Mel B

2014

19

Mar

Edita Vilkeviciute Models Some Bikinis of the Day

Edita Vilkeviciute is one of my favorite titty for fashion models…which in the even you didn’t know a titty for fashion model is the kind of model who shows her tits under the pretence that it is for fashion and not for pornography…yet the same result comes out of it…exposed tits…

Now most new models are titty for fashion girls, that’s how they get to the level of success to book shitty bikini campaigns…but some like Edita…. Are Just Better at IT

Unfortunately, here are some pics from a paid campaign now that her tits have made it.

Posted in:Edita Vilkeviciute

2014

19

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Sometimes the things I write get me in trouble with the people I care about, because sometimes I write crazy things, but I realize that I shouldn’t care about what anyone thinks, because they are just on a self serving agenda, and I need to write instinctively, but the fact that texting my wife that she was a fat pig who I love cheating on was probably not some of my best work…and now she’s crying…no one has a sense of humor these days…or maybe, I’m the one with a weird sense of humor…

Here are some morning links…

Girls IN Bed
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This is what the People in The Avengers will Look Like
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Dr Drew Would Rather Kill Himself than Have a Emotionally Battered Porn Daugther
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Amanda Seyfried is a Cowgirl
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The 12 Worst Parkers
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I Do Not Know Why These Super Mario Brothers Acapella’s Exist
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Obama’s Fina Four Picks
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Lena Dunham Says Judge the Creep not the Creep’s Work
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OMG You Won’t Believe What This Girl Sticks In Her….
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Jason Segel as David Foster Wallace
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

19

Mar

Late Night Booty Call of the Day

KRISTEN and IVY are not the cockteases of the night, the two lesbians I’ve been hanging with and trying to convince to let me watch fuck, who always say no, no matter how drunk they are, are the cockteases…

KRISTEN and IVY always let me cum to them…and it’s amazing….

I mean hot little model looking girls diking out…blows my fucking mind…it’s 4 am and I’m drunk so it may not take that much…but seeing as I’m drunk and impotent…it kinda does…

TO SEE THEM MORE HARDCORE – SPREAD VAGINA AND ALL CLICK HERE

Posted in:NSFW|X-Art

2014

18

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I have an College Student intern…she doesn’t do much work…actually she doesn’t do any work, but she also doesn’t wear very much clothes…or any clothes…which is pretty much why I gave her the “job” that really isn’t’ a job to begin with….

Here are some stepLINKS

A Whole Bunch of Big Tits
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Kate Winslett Huge Tits
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Mariah Carey’s Tits for St Patrick’s Day
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Naked Guy Sitting in a Fountain with a Sprite of the Day
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New Game of Thrones Trailer
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Skinny Model Named Anais in a Bikini
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Slut of the Day
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90s Snack Taste Test
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Kate Moss in a Bikini
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Jenna Bentley is a Monster
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Scarlett Johannson Scares Me in this Weirdo Hillary Clinton Outfit
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Paris Hilton’s Flat Ass Scares me
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Some Chick in a White Bikini
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Her Ass Will Break Your Dick Off
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I Want To Bury My Head In Her Tits
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If Men and Women in Ads Roles Were Reversed
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Topless Models in Antidote Magazine
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X-rays of things in asses
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Pam Anderson Naked in Purple
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Kelly Brook Topless
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Some Babe Topless in Esquire Mexico
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Emma Stone and Her BF
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Amanda Seyfried Loves Doing Sex Scenes
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The Best X-Rays of THings Shoved in Buts
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hot Fucking Selfies
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Selena Gomez Braless
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Today in Bikini Booties.
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Michelle Keegan in a Bikini
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The Penis On Denver Local TV is So Good
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Downs Syndrome MEssage of the Day
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Bear Sits and Comtemplates Life
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Model Yaya Kosikova is Hot and TOpless
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Miley Tour Bus Exploded
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Kate Major DUI Arrest….
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Babes Who Give You Dirty Fucking Phone Sex…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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OMG You Won’t Believe What This Girl Sticks In Her….
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First Fisting Attempt
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Shake That Amazing Ass
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Horny Girl Gives Pizza Man a Show
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Teen Masturbates in New Kitchen
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SWINGING SWINGER SEX VACATIONS!!
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Big Tits of the Day
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Sister Gertrude Rides the Cock Cycle!
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Hey Loser – Get Pussy!
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My Favorite Porn Site
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

18

Mar

Cameron Diaz Pretty Topless Like She’s Not 100 Years Old on the Beach of the Day

Cameron Diaz is old and tired looking, but thanks to strategic uterus planning, she’s not as awful as should would be, if she wasn’t so into herself.

You know there are two kinds narcissists, the ones who make babies because they feel their genes need to live on for generations to come…and the ones who can’t be bothered because they like partying, fucking, and doing whatever it is Cameron Diaz does, while pretending to still be a hot heartthrob ready for all the Romantic Comedy rolls thrown her way, without even realizing she’s looking kinda shitty…because she loves herself too much to notice that.

I don’t know she’s hot enough, that she took the time to do what most women do, and make babies…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE CLICK HERE

Posted in:Cameron Diaz

2014

18

Mar

Chloe Green’s Tits on a Boat of the Day

My claim to fame wasn’t when Chloe Green told me off….

This was in an era before she polluted her body with J.Lo’s ex husband, who no living person should ever have sex with, since he’s a monster, let alone some clearly broken down rich girl, who’s billionaire dad has been buying her love her whole life, which I guess isn’t enough for her, because she went onto that weirdness….weirdness that has recently ended and that has given her the chance to mend the pieces of her broken heart on her 100 million dollar yacht she’s showing her titties on…

If she hadn’t blocked me, I would totally try to save her, not for her trust fund, but because I truly care about someone so far gone she’d date Mark Anthony…that shit is just beyond my scope of comprehension…

Even when fat and ugly, as Chloe Green is, regardless of her billion dollar inheritance, she’s too young and fresh for that latin lover…I mean find a college kid with no standards, they are out there, uglier girls than her fuck all the time…I mean if she’s looking for higher profile, at least go for someone who isn’t Mark Anthony.

The whole thing confusing…her tits on a boat…not so exciting…but still tits….sad sad tits…

TO SEE ALL THE TOPLESS PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Chloe Green

2014

18

Mar

Emily Didonato Titties for Vamp Magazine of the Day

Emily Didonato has been violated by Jake Gyllenhaal, assuming they had sex, which I am not going to do, because I had a fight with Jake Gyllenhaal, probably my most relevant moment as a blogger, except for the time I did Seacrest, the radio show, not the man which was equally gay, but had a much bigger Audience…and now I guess she’s trying to reclaim her sex appeal as a low level model…by showing tits I am sure she’s already showed…that’s usually how they become models…but that I am not going to dig through the archives for because it doesn’t matter…what does matter is that she she actually groupied on Jake Gyllenhaal and that makes me hate everything about her, you see I judge people, even opportunist bitches trying to leverage whatever they can to get more work, on who they decide to leverage, and when that person is Jake Gyllenhaal or Adam Levine…they are pretty much dead to me…maybe even my enemy if I cared enough to really bother, but I’d rather just look at her tits…and forget all that is shitty about her…like everything about her but her tits.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Emily DiDonato

2014

18

Mar

Leila Spilman for Purple of the Day


Leila Spilman is apparently some Colorado based model I think… who has done a lot of topless work before because being topless isn’t a big deal and once you do it once…your tits live…but more importantly, it usually leads to better gigs…

What it comes down to is that she’s got a great fucking body…and who is now in some fashionable, snapshot series, in some ghetto hipster apartment shot by the main dude at Puprle Magazine, Brad Elterman …and I think I may be in love…but probably not…she’s just better to look at than my fat wife who hasn’t put a shirt on yet today…Thanks for that pig woman I share a bed with.

Posted in:Leila Spilman