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2014

18

Mar

Cable TV Nudity of the Day

I am a fan that cable TV has nudity, it’s the only way TV could really survive when put up against the porn filled internet, because there was a time when you had no choice but to jerk off to Baywatch, phone sex infomercials, and music videos…so it’s progress as a concept…but it still hasn’t happened on network TV, cuz based on the Seinfeld and Cosby porn parody, sitcoms would be better with full penetration.

Here’s some nudity from TV…just because I like nudity in all medias…

SOME NICHOLE BLOOM CHICK SHOWING YOU HO TO GET ON TV:

EMMY ROSSUM HID HER NIPPLES STILL A WHORE:

LENA DUNHAM SHOULD HAVE HID HER NIPPLES, STILL A COW :

TO KEEP ON TOP OF ALL CABLE NUDITY FOLLOW THIS THREAD IN Madam Meow’s stepFORUM of Love

Posted in:Emmy Rossum|HBOobs|Lena Dunham

2014

18

Mar

Karlie Kloss for Vogue of the Day

Karlie Kloss is the weirdo looking, freakishly tall Victoria’s Secret model, who is an actual model and supposed to be freakishly tall and weird looking…because historically that is what fashion models are…but for some reason Victoria’s Secret scooped her up, and I guess so did Taylor Swift…and here she is posing in lingerie with her long legs, you probably wouldn’t really like in person, because women who are double your size are scary.

The good news for me is that I don’t leave my house, I don’t run in Karlie Kloss’ circles and even if I did, I wouldn’t like her, but she takes a good pic and that thigh high is pretty fucking erotic…if you’re into legs…which you aren’t, you amputee fucking weirdo.

Posted in:Karlie Kloss

2014

18

Mar

Fanny Francois Is Hot for HUIT Lingerie of the Day

I once did a post on this Belgian model and her blue Belgian waffle called THE WORST LINGERIE CATALOG EVER ….

I called her out as some aspiring model, probably willing to let Terry Richardson cum on her face to get ahead, but who instead is booking some jobs, like this one for HUIT Magazine, that reminds me that if shot properly, and cheap, weird looking model can look amazing, and more importantly it reminds me that I can fall in love with pictures of models…without even knowing if the girl in the picture is the worst fucking thing ever…because I know I won’t ever meet her, which cancels out all that noise like personality…

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Here she is in some topless video from December

Posted in:Fanny Francois

2014

18

Mar

Kelly Brook Perfume AD No One Cares About of the DAy

Kelly Brook is so hit or miss. She goes from fat to skinny, dumpy to kinda hot, while the one thing that stays constant is her big fucking tits, tits responsible for her career, that you really isn’t all that much of a career, it’s not like she’s acting in real movies, or doing anything that matters, she just milks her tits, to leverage her fan base and I guess sell them shitty product…like this perfume…in a “why the fuck would you buy Kelly Brook Perfume”…kind of way. Proving that even if just moderately famous, you can make money. These instagram models are onto something..

All this to say I have seen her VAGINA STICK ITS TOUNGE OUT AT ME

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2014

18

Mar

Russian Parents Singing Jared Leto Music of the Day

Russians are fucking crazy, thanks to being raised communist and having no souls.

Jared Leto, who you may still be masturbating to memories of your youth, watching My So Called Life box, a show that was insanely popular with girls you wanted to fuck, but that made me want to kill myself in the 90s, every time any girl I was with would make me watch it…because listing to an average at best looking Claire Danes whine about her problems with some weirdo Grunge era teen angst that I hoped ended the same way Kurt Cobain did…is in an internationally successful rock band when not winning Oscars….that was recently in Russia.

Russian media, in being fucking crazy, because they are Russian, had weird Russian fans who are fucking crazy because they are Russian, have their weird Russian Parents, who are fucking crazy because they are Russian, do weird Russian skits, singing his music, that you may not be into, but that you can still appreciate because Russian videos are the new Cat meme of the internet.

Posted in:Videos

2014

18

Mar

Colombian President Pees Himself During a Speech of the Day

If you’re up to speed on Colombian news and I don’t just mean snorting coke of hooker pussy while they cry a silent cry behind their make-up and emptiness thanks to be broken…you will already have seen Juan Manuel Santos Calderón, who I assume is a drug cartel funded politician making leading his campaign trail…one weak bladder at a time…and dude does it so gracefully, with swagger like it didn’t even happen, because if you act like it didn’t other people start believing it didn’t. It’s pretty much the foundation of how girls I have sex with go on living.

If you don’t like that you may like this Vietnamese Transport of the Day, that may be primitive but is much more effective than Malaysian transport….

Posted in:Videos

2014

18

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Instead of telling girls “I’d still smell your hair while whispering something romantic as I was standing behind you at Starbucks…as I do with all strangers…” as my tinder pick up line to make girls feel like a Disney Princess..I decided to take action and do it. Follow your dreams people, write it down and make it happen…Words of Wisdom.

Here are some links..

Babes Tugging At Their Clothes
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Rihanna in Jail to Celebrate Chris Brown’s Jail
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Superman with a Go Pro
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The Duke Girl has Done Porn…
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Nuns are Fun
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Paris Hilton – Crop Top
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These Sluts Will Do ANything – You Won’t Believe it
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If Women’s Roles in Ads Were Played By Men
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This Dude From Montreal is Next Level..
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Inspriational Skeletor Memes
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

17

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I took a lesbian to a stripclub…which was as big of a cocktease as the actual stripclub, because like strippers, lesbians don’t like the penis in a strip club…or anywhere..and I guess that’s ok, because I am a married man who, like Santa Claus gives the gift of lap dance…

Courtney Love Solved the Malaysian Plane Crash
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Girls With Thigh Gaps
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Kate Moss in a Bikini with her Topless Friend
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12 New Irish Toasts
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Jenny McCarthy Gets Raped on Twitter
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LeAnn Rimes Lingerie to Little League
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Vivianne Figuerdo Bikini
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25 Hip Hop Drinking Songs
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Justene Jaro is the Slut of the Day
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Mila Kunis Engaged
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Man in Yoga Pants Prank
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Leanna Decker Posing in Bikinis
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Mick Jagger’s Fashion Designer Girlfriend Commited Suicide
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Emma Watson Black Dress
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Good News – Fred Phelps is Dying
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This is What it Sounds Like When a Trombonist Sneezes into his Instrument…
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Dirty Upskirt From A Dirty Celeb…
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Gemma Atkinson Hot in a Bikini
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Teresa Ann Savoy Naked in a Movie
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Why Kim Kardashian Is An AWESOME Sister
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5 Cocktails for Secret Drinking
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Mischa Barton Big Legs
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Break a Window with One Finger
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Some Polish Lingerie Model
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20 Things You Didn’t Know About Drinking
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Amanda Seyfried Loves Sex Scenes
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Hot Girls in Sports Bras
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Never Turn Your Back on Big Cats
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Nicole Scherzinger Just Shit In The Ocean
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Lookin Down Monica Bellucci’s Shirt
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Gigi Hadid Naked in a Train
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Nicole Scherzinger is Not Engaged but she is In a Bikini
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Reporter’s Insane Reaction to an Earthquake
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Die Hard With Pugs
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Courtney Stodden in Lace
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Greek Slut Who Looks Like a Man
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21 Sexy Redheads Wearing Green — A St. Patrick’s Day Photo Tribute
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Cute Kids – Bad Parents
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Lanky Tough Guy Gets Put in his Place
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The Science of Real Hoverboards
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Greek Girls Looks Like a Man ut Is Half Naked
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Alessandra Ambrosio BTS Photoshoot
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Krysten Ritter in her Underwear for a Magazine 2 Years Ago
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POV SHAR ATTACK
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Laura Prepon in a Black Dress
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Sports Reporter Fail
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When Dog Stays Home ALone
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Paris Hilton Dumpy Ass in Leggings
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Maitland Ward Big Tits Hard Nipples
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Christina Milian Braless in a See Through Weirdo Top
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This Would Mke Commuting Easier….
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Titties in an Italian Magazine
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Audi Can’t Understand Norwegian
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Adriana Lima in a Pink Dress
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Ceelo VS Rachel Ray
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Eliza Doolitle Weird Outfit
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Dirty Fucking Girls Giving you dirty Fucking Phone Sex…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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These Sluts Will Do ANything – You Won’t Believe it
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Big Stupid St Patrick Tits
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18 Year Old Masturbates on her Parent’s Table
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Sand VS Rectum
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LESBIANS!!
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Top 10 Pornstar Instagrams
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SWINGING SWINGER SEX VACATIONS!!
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Big Dildo Tiny Vagina
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Hey Loser – Get Pussy!
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My Favorite Porn Site
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

17

Mar

Pam Anderson Nude in Purple of the Day

Pam Anderson got naked for Purple magazine, which you’d probably find gross knowing she’s 90 or at least that her ravaged by dirty sex Liver is, but that for some reason seems less offensive since her tits are around 15.

If anything this shit, what you may have thought was hepatitis smelling geriatric porn, from one of the innovators in the celebrity having unprotected sex in sex tape to inspire the youth on how to get a reality show…is underage porn…

Posted in:Pam Anderson

2014

17

Mar

Amanda Seyfried is an Amazing Cowgirl for W Magazine of the Day

Whenever I see Amanda Seyfried all done up and not lazy and unshowered for the paparazzi like she normally is…but rather sexing it up…for magazines and movies…like CHLOE while having lesbian sex scenes with Julianne Moore or LOVELACE replacing Lindsay Lohan like it was Mean girls…just showing her awesome tits…I remember one very important thing…Justin Long…the Mac Guy…has cum in her.

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried