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2014

25

Feb

Carol Alt Schools Models in Galore of the Day

Carol Alt is a busty, hot Redheaded model who I assume has done Sports Illustrated in the past, since she refers to it as SI, as people in the know do…but I am thinking she did it in a time when the real stars who stood out in modelling were the ones who fucked the right rockstars and celebrities….the right ad agency execs…and brand owners…the right bookers and the right photographers…

You know before the internet had twitter and instagram and the general public had a choice to follow a girl or not…back when it mattered who you know and no what people actually want..

Don’t get me wrong, I think Kate Upton is a pig who is undeserving and just a product of being a rich kid who had the right access…but ultimately people like her..

Either way, here’s what Carol Alt had so say about Kate Upton….

Carol’s thoughts on Kate Upton:
“I think Kate is a product of great media hype. Without Sports Illustrated, I’m not sure she would’ve made it in the industry as a high fashion model. Because she is more of a large size model. And even if I’ve seen her in person, and I don’t think she’s in any way fat or overweight or anything; she’s just more large-sized than fashion models are.

I think Kate is very good at…hmmmm– how do I put it? She’s engaging. She comes to the set prepared to work, in a good mood, engages her client, and she looks at herself as a business. To more expand on that thought, what I’m trying to say is: after she got herself into Sports Illustrated, she wasted no time.”

Carol on Karlie Kloss and Cara Delevingne:
“I can’t really be the judge of whether or not today’s girls live up to being supermodels. Back in the day, it was about the wide variety of clients you had, the number of days you worked, the number of covers you had. For today’s girls it’s about how much money you make and the number of Twitter followers you have! What I actually mean is, the criteria has changed. I know one thing, I’ve seen Karlie Kloss’s body and I wish I had it! :

At least she’s calling out these tricks…the world needs more of that…even if she’s just as bad as they are…

And ultimately…she looks good at 53.

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2014

25

Feb

Jessica Pare for GQ of the Day

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Jessica Pare is a homegrown hero…yes those huge tits were born and raised in Montreal Quebec before they went Hollywood, got married for Citizenship and got an ego because after 10 years they got cast in Mad Men…a huge show that meant no more showing her tits in straight to DVD type movies…like so many girls she was hungry, eager and willing to get topless early on…and like so many local girls..she wants nothing to do with me…and has blocked me on all social media…which is ok, we only met once…and she’s nothing special…or near what GQ is making her out to be…but that can be said about pretty much 99 percent of people on TV…they are just connected, fucking the right people, or lucky…

Who cares…pics…

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2014

25

Feb

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Got Great Cleavage of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio brought out to some event…

That’s that matters…

Just letting you guys know her whereabouts…

In case you were wondering what the old timer Victoria’s Secret girls get up to in their spare time…

I mean…that dress..is ridiculous…sponsored by Victoria’s Secret cleavage enhancing….unless it’s breast implants…that would make all those VS campaigns a lie….

It doesn’t matter…stop being a pervert…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

25

Feb

Lea Michele’s in V Magazine of the Day

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I am not oddly attracted to Lea Michele…

I do like documenting how sad she is that her fake Fiance is dead from a heroin overdose in a hotel where she wasn’t…because Fiances like to be apart for extended periods of time for heroin binges…it’s like his dying made her matter a bit…but all I see is the lie…and I’m not talking about her tranny face making me think she is tucking and has a dick…the other lie that is less humiliating to find out when trying to finger the “girl” after picking her up at a club…one night…not that I have anything against trannies, I just find them weird…

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2014

25

Feb

Rita Ora Performs in a Bra of the DAy

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Rita Ora performing in a bra doesn’t turn me on or anything, yet I am compelled to post all things Rita Ora, because despite winning at life in a lot of ways…from having a record deal and probably a few million bucks, to living a great life with a rich boyfriend…she’s lost in a lot of ways…because you know she’s probably only thinking about how much better Rihanna is at the same game than her and everyday she is reminded that she’s the bargain basement version…so she drags herself to the fucking stage…knowing that she’ll never be Rihanna…jumping through hoops for attention…which in a lot of ways is still failing…even when you’ve won…

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2014

25

Feb

Leighton Meester in a Shitty Campaign of the Day

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You may remember Leighton Meester as the girl who married Adam Brody from the OC last week…or maybe you remember her as the girl who was in Gossip Girl…or maybe, just maybe you remembered her as the hipster singer song writer who was cast in a Movie Gwyneth Paltrow killed herself in…

But I remember her as a foot fetish video star, you know down on her luck and raised in a halfway house, thanks to her drug smuggling mother being incarcerated at the time of her birth, raising her to do whatever it takes to get the fuck ahead, even if it is soft core videos of your feed for dudes to jerk off to…you know strong morals and values that she learned in prison…and I guess you may be glad for that…but I am not, since it worked out for her and this could have been a pornstar or escort I’m writing about not some hollywood wife with her own career…what a fail…

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2014

25

Feb

True Detective Nudity of the Day

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Here is some True Detective Nudity because True Detective is the most popular show ever…at least according to my Facebook feed that I want to throw out the window…cuz with every status update I know you are making some creepy dude with no friends who reads all your messages more billions….and Lili Simmons and Michelle Monaghan were the naked actors who were in the last episode… trying to make it in Hollywood…or make a name for themselves and as far as I’m concerned…it works..

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2014

25

Feb

Belle Knox is the Duke University Pornstar of the Day

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I don’t know if you’ve been following the viral story of the anonymous Duke University girl who got exposed as a pornstar, even though she’s really only done 10 or less scenes, meaning 10k or less in the industry, which is hardly being a pornstar, but rather someone who could afford a designer purse, or maybe a not so luxury vacation with a friend backpacking Europe… SEE HER INTERVIEW HERE

But she’s been targeted, exposed and forced to justify herself because she’s getting an education while doing, which in case you didn’t realize is mutually exclusive…having sex on camera, and having a brain or an education are totally unrelated…Neither one has to do with the other…

So she’s out there, explaining herself, defending herself, justifying herself, about porn being good to women, or a feminist movement, which I don’t really agree with..even though girls making the conscious choice to get into porn is really an empowering experience…it’s her vagina, if she wants to get paid to stick things inside it on camera, she has the freedom to do it…plus girls get paid better than the dudes in porn, and they call the shots about what happens to themselves…and they get a certain level of celebrity as dudes everywhere jerk off to them sucking dick…

Now I don’t watch porn, because it sucks and is badly produced, so I don’t care about intellectualizing porn, Sasha Grey tried to justify her throat fucking, and that annoyed me…

It’s a pretty fucking basic concept and execution…but I would never say a girl in porn is any different than any other girl getting fucked by dudes in college…because this is the internet era, porn is mainstream, our lives are exposed, if anything they are just a bit better at making money than the girl working at subway, because ultimately, fucking on camera can’t ruin your life in this generation, so we should all just let each other watch us fuck…

I think we should get all college girls to do porn as a part time job, and I have no problem hiring them for the summer…I’m not even joking..

Sex is accessible, more accessible than it ever was….that only tragedy in all this is that porn chicks only make 50k a year and have to prostitute on the side to make ends meet…meaning they don’t do it for the money…they do it for the exposure.

Either way, college girls out there…do more porn…and send it my way…and haters, stop hating…let these smart girls do porn for whatever reason they want to do porn…if it’s an intellectual experience, or if they don’t have a dad…or if it is just a joke…who cares…or maybe, just maybe she’s doing it to piss off her parents who refused to pay for her college…you know like the ultimate fuck you…since she’s made no money doing it…there’s more to the story than the feminist spin…

Either way, now her rate per scene has just tripled…

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2014

25

Feb

Family Photo Fail of the Day

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This deck and me have a lot in common….we hate Family photos….

If you don’t like that, maybe you’ll like a Vietnames Suspension bridge collapse that killed 8 people…which is horrible but may make you re-think walking across suspension bridges…in third world countries…with 100 people.

Posted in:Videos

2014

25

Feb

Irina Shayk in Some Shitty Catalog Campaign of the Day

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Russian model Irina Shayk is being totally mistreated, and not in a Russian cam whore who gets beat by her handlers and threatened to have her family killed off if she doesn’t pee for the paying client kind of way, but rather, in a she’s hotter than this and more willing to do good things than this…even show her tits…that probably aren’t even real tits…but I still think she’s one of the hotter models out there…but in my defence, I have a Russian girl fetish…I like them because they have no souls…

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CLICK HERE

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