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2014

24

Feb

Austin Powers XXX Exclusive of the Day

Austin Powers XXX happened and I HAVE THE HARDCORE PREVIEW …it’s one of the great ideas from the amazing people at VIVID

Now, I hate Austin Powers, Mike Meyers, all things Saturday Night Live…but it turns out that…when porn does it… it actually looks hysterical…and worth watching and that’s coming from someone who hates porn…

It seems much better than the actual Austin Powers movies…because let’s face it, they were fucking annoying, and anything that shitty is much better with hardcore penetration, it’s actually the foundation of what smut needs…and what the originals were missing…

Check the HARDCORE clip…or

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2014

24

Feb

Emily Ratajkowksi for Minimale Animale of the Day

Other than the fact that Emily Ratajkowksi is a lot of photoshop, retouching, maybe even plastic surgery…coupled with the fact that she’s had sex with Kanye West and used to be flown around to fuck Kanye West, because what people don’t realize is that Kanye West pretty much made her before anyone else even noticed her, and I am sure he is still sticking it to her, because when married to Kim Kardashian and you have this as an option…why wouldn’t you…

She’s pretty ok….

I mean I get shit on for calling her average, the kind of girl you wouldn’t really noticed if she walked into a party, the kind of girl you wouldn’t even notice was EMRATA the famous if she walked into a party…but she does photograph well and her dad does make cool art…so I’m not hating…

I just know she’s probably got a serious fucking ego right now, and that’s always just a bummer…why can’t a down to earth girl who craves fame, just stay down to earth when she gets fame, is it that no down to earth girl wants fame, but rather attention seeking insecure girls who think they are prettier than they are and seek validation because they don’t actually think they are prettier…are the ones seeking fame…while the real babes aren’t the one in such useless “Look at me pose in catalog” careers…you know using their skills and intelligence to benefit the world, rather than feed their egos…right…that’s exactly
what it is…

These nothin’ to offer, “look at me I have tits” girls…contribute zero to the world…and here is her life changing work…

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowksi

2014

24

Feb

Miley Cyrus Kisses Katy Perry in Some Satanic Illuminati Shit of the Day

After reading – TOP 10 EDUCATIONAL LESSONS FROM THE BANGERZ TOUR it’s safe to say she’s the worst…but more importantly…some kind of puppet sent from Illuminati hell to brain wash the youth and make them all dumber…by apparently making satanic videos…and kissing Katy Perry…

Here’s the video

Here’s the Satanic Video

Here she is singing some Outkast – Redneck Version – Which is clearly the Devils Work

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

24

Feb

The Jenner Sisters Model Together of the Day


I saw Tansamerica…

I wonder what kind of damage having your dad turn into a woman really has on a girl..

Especailly when you are from a family that exploits you already and that is built on both OJ Simpson murdering people and a sex tape your mom produced of your older sister…

I mean things are under control now…but they can go south so fast and I am ready to watch…because neither of these Jenners are Kardashians…which is a good thing….especailly when it comes to body hair..

I am sure this is going to end in disaster and I love it.

Posted in:Jenner Sisters

2014

24

Feb

Codie Young in Some Weird Nude Photoshoot of the Day

Codie Young is in a seriously creepy, powdered looking portrait nudes that seem like they are from some Mozart era sex tape…and for some reason I think masturbating to these make you more cultured…like every time I masturbate to DiVinci’s David…it’s not gay if it’s a statue..with a clit like penis…

I don’t know what it is from, I do know it’s creepy, I don’t know who Codie Young is, I do know her tits…and these are the pics…

Posted in:Codie Young

2014

24

Feb

Christina Milian in her Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Christina Milian has got these angles on lock…she’s figured out the selfie almost as well as any girl you’ve been dooped by on the internet…you know hit it from the top right and look up and your belly and weak chin look hot…it’s like every girl knows how to trick a motherfucker into going to meet them from Tinder…only to get laid because we are already there and they have a vagina…leading me to believe that the internet has single handedly made ugly people’s live’s better…and for you, that’s probably a good thing…ugly.

Posted in:Christina Milian

2014

24

Feb

Natalie Portman’s Back for Miss Dior of the Day

This is just a test to see if Natalie Portman still matters…You know after the pregnancy, the destruction of her vagina…damaged her career…Do her loyal Star Wars fans still care? I am going to go with yes, because Natalie Portman is the kind of girl who has the most loyal fan base for no real reason other than being a hot Jewish girl who was in Star Wars…a rarity…for two very loyal fan bases…Jewish men everywhere…as a beacon of hope that they will not have to end up with an inbred troll they are expected to…Star Wars fans everywhere…as a babe in Star Wars…neither really going anywhere..

Posted in:Natalie Portman

2014

24

Feb

Paris Hilton Erotica for Instagram of the Day

Paris Hilton is getting back into the internet slut groove….it’s like she’s in her mid-30s and instead of just starting a family with some billionaire she’s met along the way…she’s still pretending she’s 20 and filming sex tapes…only her sex tapes are half naked pics to instagram…instead of taking loads on her face…which is a real downgrade…as normally we evolve, and the older we get, the less we care about getting fucked on camera….you know producing a follow-up to her original movie…like a little pornstar since we’ve already seen it…and since she’s got a decade more experience at fucking all kinds of people…and what it comes down to is that I actually don’t hate Paris Hilton…she served her purpose in fucking up society and the youth…youth that is all in their 20s and super horny all the time…and without her I really think things would be different…far less herpes and teen pregnancies…and who really wants that…

She’s the Joan of Arc of our generation…and here is some shitty, especially compared to her history, self shot erotica…

Posted in:Paris Hilton

2014

24

Feb

Tereza Kacerova is Amazing for Fashion of the Day

Tereza Kacerova is the perfect balance of mail order bride…and hipster…she’s got these ridiculous lips that I feel she got in Thailand at a discount on her way to America, or wherever it is that she is, but they could be legit, and lips or not, she’s dressed like some hipster fashionista, which is conveniently how all girls dress, even the really mainstream ones, since hipster isn’t some cutting edge, we’re so different bullshit, but rather some pop tart, we are all the same bullshit, but seeing as I saw this happen from the filth of the after party floor, I appreciate it…but I could be just saying that because of the wet t-shirt tits…yep…that’s exactly why I am saying it.

Posted in:Tereza Kacerova

2014

24

Feb

Rihanna Drunken for Instagram of the Day

Rihanna, like Miley, is all new generation popstar, who is only really a popstar because she really fucking wanted the attention on her….so she sucked a lot of the right dick to get it…and now that it is all said and done, she feels either that she owes her fans a taste of her everyday drunken, lazy, not touring, fucked the system and every in between life…or maybe she just likes when they like her picture…because it makes her feel more worthy than her 100 million dollar a year revenue..

I don’t know, I’m into watching drunk girls in their panties…always…whether in staged weird photoshoots or not, so I don’t really care that this is Rihanna or anyone else, I just want more nudity next time around…

Keep it coming…and by it I mean me…

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