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2014

Feb

Help Save Cupid on Valentine’s Day of the Day

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I got this email:

My friend Kris Kelly, who runs a nonprofit animal rescue got a call about a dog that refused to leave the street corner where he had been dumped 6 weeks earlier…..

He was laying on the corner all day, everyday for the entire 6 weeks. Neighbors were leaving bits of food and water, but he wouldn’t budge…..

So I went there with a big bag of meatballs some blankets, and a leash, with two other women.

We talked him down and calmed him and held him for 2 hours and finally got him into a car, and now he is being cared for and hopefully adopted by a rescue…

But they are very broke….they need help through donations to pay for his care.

Anyone who reads the site, yes I am talking to you, one dude who reads the site, knows I love dogs more than people, because dogs possess the qualities people are supposed to possess, it’s like they have evolved with us and kept all our good traits. They are loyal, sweet, amazing…and well they don’t talk back….

So when I hear a devastating story of an asshole fucking a dog over…and nice people who save them, I get involved and suggest you do too.

Not to mention Kris Kelly is a total babe

Send money via paypal to Info@thekriskellyfoundation.org.

Or visit her site for more info thekriskellyfoundation.org

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2014

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The internet made’s me soft….there was a time I’d be outside looking at whores, fucking with whores, fucking whores….but instead I just message them on facebook, they ignore me, so I jerk off to their vacation pics, and we leave it at that

Oh right it’s Valentines Day…maybe I’ll modify my strategy to seek and destroy…desperation

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Sinkhole Swallows Corvettes!
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6 Valentines Day Cards to Get you Through Life
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2014

Feb

2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover is Awful of the Day

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This is a shit cover…or maybe it’s just a prank…I think it proves that Sports Illustrated is a dying thing, at least in terms of relevancy…or maybe that these three models aren’t hot.

Girls still think SI Swimsuit is important to be featured in, because it is a stamp of approval or something, but I think there’s hotter bikini pics on Instagram. We don’t need the scamming billion dollar corporation to decide who they think are hot or not…

Sure middle American hicks don’t know what the fuck a dumb face or a bad ass is, because all they see is bikinis and they don’t have those in the shitty farm town they are from…

I mean all these asses look pretty weak…from my friend the pug faced gold digger who has never booked a paying job ever Chrissy Tiegen…to a retard faced corky looking Nina Agdal who still smells of Adam Levine Sperm but is the highlight of the cover….bot both have been trying year after year to get this cover…but on their own aren’t good enough….so the SI editors finally cracked and figured they’d give these two 5/10 models a cover together, because together they are a 10 and it keeps their egos happy…while throwing rival Victoria’s Secret model Lily Aldridge in, who is another entitled twat who shouldn’t’ be a model…and I guess their combined weight is that of Kate Upton…so it all makes sense.

I realize that none of this matters, it’s a fucking magazine cover, but I’ll post it anyway, because it’s that fucking bad… and if you want you can compare it to EVERY SINGLE SI COVER EVER to see how bad it is for yourself…

It’s their 50th anniversary year…I guess they are letting us know 50 years is enough – throwing in the towel…It’s gotta be a prank….I mean too much money is on the line…this makes no sense…

If you want hot girls in bikinis…check instagram.

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2014

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I think TINDR is bad for my self esteem…

Not even the fat local girls…I am talking the monsters you would need a twisted fetish to want to bed…I am talking so vile that you would have to have been molested as a child that led to trauma that led to sexual issues and dysfunction to ever even consider sticking your dick in…want to fuck.

I guess I’ll stick to the old – seduce drunken pigs at the bar who are sad it is Valentine’s Day…

Here are some links..

The Duggar’s Teach You How TO Keep Marriage Sexy
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A Whole Bunch of Redheads….
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Drake Calls Rolling Stone Evil for Pulling his Cover for Philip Seymour Hoffman- Gangster.
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Movies That Prove Love is Overrated
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Depressing Valentines Day Plans
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Lindsay Lohan is Hilarious With that Penis Shaped Object
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Kelly Brook Needs to Do More Squats
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Tranny Model See Through….
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Jessi Marie For Playboy…
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Natalie Portman On Set
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New Pics Added to Claudia Schiffer in Marie Claire UK
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Sofia Vergara – Ass in Leggings
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Most Patriotic Man Ever…
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Jake Gyllenhaal is Pretending to Fuck Minka Kelly
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THE BEST PORNSTAR TWEETS OF THE DAY
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Jennifer Lopez – Spread Legs And Pussy Lips
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All the Athletes in Sochi are Using TINDR To Bang…
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Famous Girls Who Look Like Dolls…
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Sesame Street Fighter
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Hour Long Bill Murray Interview..
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Taylor Swift Pantyhose
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Gisele Bundchen Photoshoot
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Hookers Trying to Be Glamourous
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Top 3 Supermodel Instagrams
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5 Hardcore TUMBLR BLOGS you need to Follow
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Farrah Abraham Insists She’s Not a Pornstar
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A Great Compilation of Fat Celebs in Bikinis…
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The More I Watch Eva Mendes _ The More I Want Anal With Her
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Leann Rimes Butt Crack
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This Week in Thongs
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Dude Drinks Toilet Water
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35 Best Butts of the Day
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Abbie Cornish Cleavage
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17 Examples of Valentines Day Marketing Wizards
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Leanna Decker for Playboy
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GoPro Hula Hoop
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Amber Heard Legs
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Amy Adams in Some Magazine
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Hot Booties.
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Nikki Leigh Rukus
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Lil Kim is Making Babies
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Dakota Fanning Big Cleavage
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Johnny Depp and Amber Heard PDA
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Nicki Minaj – Instagram
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Sharknado 2 has an Insane Cast
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Blake Lively Still Has Breasts…
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For Valentine’s Day – Give Her an Orgasm – She Will Love…
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2014

Feb

Ireland Baldwin Titty Jiggle of the Day

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I think I am Ireland Baldwin’s biggest fan…but it’s probably because she has me blocked on Twitter and Instagram…and I love girls who reject me…I mean not because it doesn’t happen everyday…but because I can’t respect any girl who would actually like me – I mean they would seriously have something wrong with them and I like to avoid issues…

There was a time when Ireland, if that’s even her real name and not just her stripper name , used to message me on Twitter…there was a time back in the Tila Tequila era when her dad followed me on Twitter…long before losing his shit on me when I started posting about her…it was a good time that will one day have at least a paragraph in my diary….

But now that is all over, yet I can still watch her and her 6 foot tall big girl frame draw attention to herself unnecessarily thanks to her trust fund…but chooses this life…of making her titty bounce….masking it as an innocent braless dance called the “Chicken Wing”…

She’s all about her instagram…she rocks it hard…and I don’t mind watching because I’m a creeper.

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2014

Feb

Candice Swanepoel Behind the Scenes Bikini Phootshoot of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel was at the top of her game for the last few years but as these things tend to end after you do the same thing over and over and over again…it’s like you can’t get more prolific or talented at posing for Victoria’s Secret and eventually, the public kinda just wants new pussy to fill those Bangledeshi made, touched by little underage hands in a sweatshop, for 4 dollars a week, panties to be jacked up some other cunt. Literally.

But she’s still Candice Swanepoel, old, boring or not and she has come a long way from being a rich white chick in South Africa…to become a rich white chick in America that everyone knows and loves…and staring at her behind the scenes, even if uneventful is still expensive ass half naked…right?

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

Feb

Kate Mara Looks good Half Naked in GQ of the Day

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Kate Mara is 30 and amazing…is it possible that I have been wrong about 30 year olds all this time…and that 30 is the new 20…that the pheromones of a uterus losing its fertility…coupled with aging skin…and a dumpy ass…is erotic to me…is it possible that calling these over 30s old as fuck has been misguided and I’ve just been brainwashed by the media…does a stable, career driven girl still hustling at 30 appeal to me, when up until now I’ve been into 20 year olds who don’t have it all figured out and that are easy to take advantage of…or maybe Kate Mara is just an exception to the rule…because she’s looking’ good up in GQ…when she should be taking the kids to daycare…like a normal 30 year old…I’m confused…I blame the drinking…

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2014

Feb

Hilary Duff Bikini for Instagram of the Day

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Hilary Duff posted the worst bikini pic in the history of bikini pics…all I see is some divorcee getting back into the dating scene…hungry for new cock and doin’ it with a cocktail in her hand…and as much as I hate divorcees with all their complaining, they aren’t so bad when going crazy every second weekend when the kid is with the dad…

Spending that child support money with the girls…laughing at their married friends as they get booze soaked and re-live their youth…

Sometimes ending up arrested, usually ending up fucked, never ending up in a relationship or pregnant, because that could ruin their divorce settlement…pretty much making them perfect…except for he fact that they aren’t 25 but they have life experience and they let you inside them cuz they are over that whole monogamy thing..and it makes for a good time if you get them at the right time…which according to Hilary Duff…is not when they are posing for instagram.

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2014

Feb

Gillian Jacobs for Nylon of the Day

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Gillian Jacobs is some 31 year old on some show called Community, and she’s flashing her bra like some kind of teen on a school trip…even though she’s not a teen…despite what her botox is telling you…or maybe this is her natural state…she doesn’t drink, which may go against everything I stand for and know, and which may remind me of how much I hate non-drinkers because they judge me and my drinking friends like they are better than us because they fear fun while escaping life’s problems…making her a great designated driver probably a better calling than being a bikini model…because she’s still 31 and 31 is historically known for having “problem” spots…

Either way, here’s her spread for complex, where she is unfortunately…not spread.

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2014

Feb

TOP 5 Reasons Escorts are Better than Dating for Valentine’s Day of the Day

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I was surfing one of our partner’s sites called Slixa.com.

It is the Best Escort Directory On The Internet and it got me to thinking that escorts are better than the regular girls looking for long term relationships, or more importantly, the ones you’re wasting your time trying to get attention from…with nothing to show for it.

Here are the top 5 reasons why escorts are better than internet dating.

5- They Don’t Nag You / Annoy You / Ruin Your Life

Whenever you are in a committed relationship, or even dating, the tables quickly shift from “I hate being alone, I am going to get a girlfriend…to I need to be alone, I can’t handle this girl anymore, she is making her problems my problems, and my life an accessory or puppet in her life”…a life filled with plans you have no say in, gossip you don’t care about, activities you don’t want to participate in…you know from hot and passionate and fun to “you snore too loud, you forget to use a coaster, do I look fat”….what happened to the fun and sex? Oh right, it died after we first had sex…or after you broke my fucking heart…you get what I am saying here…emotions are better spent on dogs.

4- You Get to Choose Them

Whenever you are in a relationship, or even dating, it always ends up being a committed relationship after a while…where for whatever amount of time you’re with that person…you have to have the same sex with the same body with that person…she may try to switch it up and keep things fresh…but it never is.

Not to mention you end up with whatever girl you end up settling with. Not the pornstar you want to be with. In life girls choose us, with escorts, we choose them…

You choose the escort or escorts like a menu of the most mind blowing and unforgettable kind from the pornstar escorts /a> you already love, to Las Vegas Escorts, to pretty much anything you want…you choose depending on your mood.

3- No Pressure

When it comes to dating at any level, there is pressure. There is a song and dance that involves seduction, even if you’ve been together forever. You have to do the right things and say the right things. But with escorts, you don’t have to wear the right thing, smell the right cologne, send the right Valentines Day card message…you don’t have to have a great body, or even be handsome at all, you only have to be anything but your amazing self, and that Escort will embrace it.

2- No Need to Wine and Dine – It’s All About You…..

When you are dating or married, you have invested time and money into a person. Whether it’s 20 dollars for a coffee date, 50 dollars for a movie date and 100 dollars for a dinner date…you are throwing money in the fire or worst the unknown where there is no guarantee of fire….unless of course you like the companionship and would rather be at coffee, at a movie, or at dinner than sitting at home in your underwear being left alone…there’s always an investment with no Guarantee of getting the attention that you want to get, even after you get married and she gets half of everything…you don’t get what you want, on your terms…you cater to her…which sucks….

1- No Ulterior Motive

Girls who aren’t Escorts are the Actual Whores. They are out for themselves, always dating up, out for your money..grabbing you by the balls…before stomping on them and leaving you a shell of yourself…a broken man especially after finding out she banged all your friends…you get what I am saying here…and that is who knows why a girl is into you, or if she’s sincere in her efforts….

SO If you’re looking for love, romance, the Pornstar experience, a Girlfriend experience, a good time while on vacation…or on business while the wife is at home with the kids…with a girl who won’t judge, who will make all your dreams come true, leading to legendary memories….instead of hitting Match.com or OKCupid to be disappointed with garbage…VISIT The Best Escort Directory Ever…It’s the Facebook for escorts….

Here are some pics of some of their amazing girls:

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