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2014

27

Feb

Creeping Cassandra Dawn’s Instagram of the Day

I love Cassandra Dawn …because she’s a fucking babe…

In case you don’t know who she is, she is a pretty well known girl in the LA scene…who has been around for a minute…but is still under 25…so we can hope will be around for a lot more minutes…preferably spending some of those minutes as my my wife…because I have commitment issues but she’s so good I am willing to try…

You see, she’s got this great fucking look, and smile and this perfect balance of perfect…a tall, asian, with a twin, who if you google will see her naked shoots for companies like Playboy and TREATS…and we all know how much I love girl willing to get naked because naked is beautiful and naked is not a big deal or something we should hide…it should be celebrated…especially in pictures so I can participate without leaving my house…

That said, naked or not, we don’t want to focus on the past, the past just brought us here…it’s more about the future….

FOLLOW HER but don’t try to steal her from me…it will upset me. I don’t like sharing the few girls I like with you. I like to hoard but she’s too fun to keep for myself…

Posted in:Cassandra Dawn

2014

27

Feb

Keri Russell Sex Scene from The Americans of the Day

Kerri Russell is on some show called The Americans…I’ve never heard of it, but I have heard of Keri Russell and not for the reason you think, because in 1991, I didn’t have the Disney Channel, so I wasn’t so into the Mickey Mouse club…however, I did know a lot of virgin loser weirdo dudes who went to the local college and who were obsessed with the show Felicity and thought that Kerri Russell was some kind of babe….

I have never seen the show, but I knew one particular guy who owned the fucking box set, which to me was so fucking weird, considering it wasn’t porn…and Felicity wasn’t hot…

That said, I’ve learned to understand the behavior of virgin losers, I assume they still have her face printed onto their pillows….and I assume they still kiss her goodnight every night…because they have a hard time letting go…even if Keri Russell has moved onto things like sex scenes for TV to show us that she can act…

People say this may be a body double, virgin losers have the ability to cross reference her beauty marks, I am just posting it cuz I feel like I have to…so here it is.

Posted in:Keri Russell

2014

27

Feb

Dunkin Love May be the Worst Thing You See of the Day

I am not sure what kind of shit you are into…like this is the internet and you motherfuckers are the weirdos of the internet…so you must be into some real weird shit…but I am assuming that being an unemployed loser, you only wake up at around 1 pm and that I’m the first site you visit for your news…so that this is the first thing you see…a black man, in a dress, singing about Dunkin Donuts…interesting way to go viral…and guess what…it’s going viral…but that doesn’t mean it’s good…it just means it’s so bad we need to share with each other.

Posted in:Dunkin Love

2014

27

Feb

Evil Man who Must Die of the Day

If you read the site…you know that I am all about dogs….and not in the way that THESE DUDES LIKE COWS ….but in a they’ve been our companions for what may be 1000s of years and in that time they have picked up the qualities that we like to think are human…like companionship and loyalty…kindness and unconditional love…that is always forgiving..even when it shouldn’t be…because dogs are fucking awesome…and people are the fucking assholes who mistreat them….like this guy, who abandoned his dog…and drove away.

I am not posting this because I think this is awesome, I am posting this hoping one of your recognizes the truck and and man and give him what he deserves…asshole.

Posted in:Videos

2014

27

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My favorite thing about Throwback Thursday or #TBT to you instagram users is writing comments like “This throwback memory is way better than the one I have of that night I was molested”….or something similar..

My least favorite thing about Throwback Thursday or #TBT is asking girls I’ve slept with for updated pics of their pussies for a little #TBT in my jerking off…only to be ignored…not because being ignored makes me fee sad…I am pretty used to it…it is part of my charm…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Twerking Air Dancer
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Van Damme Zero Gravity Split
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Designers at Shutterstock Made Oscar Posters More Gangster
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Michelle Lewin Attention Seeking for the Paparazzi
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I Love Cam Girls…!!
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Girls with Tattoos
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It is OK To Call a Black Football Player a Black Football Player
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10 Of Katy Perry’s Bad Penis Choices
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Leah Remini Left Scientology for her Daughter
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Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore Sing Together on Tonight Show…
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The Necks of Pawn Stores
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Prolapsed Ass
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

27

Feb

Late Night Erotica of the Day

I think I am in love with JILLIAN ….

Jillian is an all-American girl, and is already mastering the art of sex (she is barely legal!) This beauty is comfortable and confident, and enjoys both girls and boys. She also likes shopping, taking selfies, and doing whatever makes her feel sexy

She’s only done this one photoshoot and she fucking kills it…She’s 18, American and already making moves in the right direction to be the more relevant girl ever…according to me…because she’s naked in amazing photoshoots…unlike all the boring girls who aren’t…

It’s 4 am and I am in love with JILLIAN …she’s so tight bodied, soft looking and amazing…


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Posted in:NSFW|X-Art

2014

26

Feb

stepLINKs of the Day

The nice thing about me is that I don’t get paid to be an asshole, I do it for free, like volunteer work…I am a philanthropist…

Here are stepLINKS….

Top 10 Katy Perry has Bad Taste in Men
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Girls With Really Hot Asses
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Katherine Heigl is Beggin for Money
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New Calvin Hobbes Artwork…
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Kat Dennings Cleavage….
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Krysle Lina is Hot in her tight Shirt
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Hot Models for Fashion Week
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16 Kids Who Go Straight for the Boobies
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Emmy Rossum and other Tits for Glamour…
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Rihanna On Stage at the Drake Show
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Jessica Lowndes Tits on Instagram
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Shanna Moakler in a Bathing Suit….
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Micaela Schaefer Flashing Tits on Youtube
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Katy Perry Fat Ass
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Julianne Hough spending the day at Manhattan Beach
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Jennifer Lawrence and Oscar Nominess in their Early Roles….
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60 Reasons to Hate Public Transport
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Kids at the Zoo
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Britney Spears, Braless Sloppy and Saggy Tits
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Kaley Cuoco Moved Into Moves Fast…
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Texas Police Have Standoff with an Empty Apartment
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Justin Long’s Bf Fucks This…
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Lili Simmons from True Detective Instagram
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The Chemistry of Sriracha
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14 GAME of THRONES DEATHS in 8 Bit
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Women Proposes to Boyfriend – He Looks Pumped
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Jennifer Nicole Lee in a Bikini in the Pool
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Pug Face and Nina Agdal in a Beach Bunny Bikini Tribute Video
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Best Camera Fail on BBC
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5 Bizarre Sex Toys…
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Russian Tow Truck
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Raccoon Loves Popping Bubble Wrap
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Biggest Fails of the NBA
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Katherine Heigl Side Profile Ass Shot..
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Kardashian Sucking Tit
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Hot Girls Tugging at Their Clothes….
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A Monkey and His Selfies
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Sarah Larson is Amazing…
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Miley in Concert
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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BEST WAY TO INTERACT WITH GIRLS ALWAYS !!!
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Fingers her Ass
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Sarah McDonald is Showing her Tits
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Amateur with Nice Booty…
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Horrible Prollapsed Asses
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ANAL SQUIRTING
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Pornstars who #humpday hash tagged today
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Give Her an Orgasm – She Will Love It and Let You Fuck Other Girls…
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FUCK GIRLS!!
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

26

Feb

Seth Rogan on Alzheimer’s Research of the Day

I may not really like Seth Rogan’s voice, or his comedy….but you gotta respect a dude who uses his celebrity to address a real issue that affects his wife and his mother in law suffering from Alzheimer’s….by this opening statement before a Senate hearing on Alzheimer’s Research….It’s pretty good to see people do things for a real cause, even with bad comedy, even if it is self involved and motivated…and he is only doing it because it affects him directly…but really at least hes’ doing it.

Posted in:stepCHARITY

2014

26

Feb

Kate Moss is Naked for LUI of the Day

Kate Moss is naked on the cover of LUI….like it was Playboy earlier this year…or like it was every paparazzi bikini picture ever taken of her…because Kate Moss, even at 100 model years old…still brings it..

It’s not a big deal but I am still a fan because I assume her life was awesome and still is…and I am impressed she hasn’t died of AIDS yet…but looks so good…all that unprotected sex with heroin using rockstar boyfriends…to all the other shit she’s done…I just wish this asshole pic was scratch and sniff..

I am into it…

Posted in:Kate Moss

2014

26

Feb

Izabel Goulart and Other Models at ETAM Lingerie SHow of the Day

This is some video of fittest instagram model Izabel Goulart…who sidelines as a Victoria’s Secret model…because it helps her get followers and likes on her instagram…which as we know is all that matters when you are a model…

She is apparently cheating on Victoria’s Secret with ETAM, who Victoria’s Secret probably manufacture for in their sweatshops in Bangledesh, where they pay a kid 5 dollars a week to make 10,000 push up bras for white people…who will buy them for 100 dollars or 3 for 100 depending on the deal…

And who cares…

Posted in:Izabel Goulart