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2014

13

Feb

Helena Christensen in Vs. Magazine of the Day

I’ve been a huge Helena Christensen is 100 fucking years old but she’s still got it supporter…if anything I created the fucking movement…I’m the fucking president of the fan club…since I created the fucking thing as fan clubs are a solid distraction from being the creepy pervert in the van outside her house. Creepy fan clubs justify why I have her face tattooed on my pubic bone…they justify why I’ve created life sized models of her with deli meat crafted vaginas…to have mock-weddings with…they justify why I wall papered my masturbation room with pictures of her…it’s all for work…to celebrate a natural beauty…

Then someone posted a pic of her at Fashion week next to some other old as fuck chick Kate Bosworth…

and Helena looked like a grandmother in some wig to cover her thin cancer hair…or some shit…making these shoot for VS seem like it’s fucking lying to me…and that girls all age…and that they don’t stay perfect for 40 years…that’s just a myth they want you to believe….

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2014

13

Feb

Sarah Jessica Parker Promoting Shoes of the Day

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I am not into beastiality…however…there is something oddly erotica about Sarah Jessica Parker showing off her legs.

I know comparing her to a horse is such a played out angle for a played out woman who doubles as the figure head for all that is wrong in the world…not that I am against feminism or sluts but that I know behind the scenes the Sex and the City show was written by a gay dude, making girls have gay dude priorities, which is totally not what women are really designed for, leading to a lot of herpes, unwanted pregnancies, abortions, HIV, and single 45 year olds who wished they got married back when they decided to be “career” women who were free and sexually liberated like it was the 60s again…

But she has such a serious horse head – there’s a reason people compare her to one…and all I want to say about this is that I repeat I don’t find SJP hot…I am just oddly attracted to her legs in this pic…and I guess I should just take ownership on this, I mean this is my site and I did just post this cuz I find it hot, it’s like my wife just walked in on me jerking off to Gay porn…but it’s probably just as bad as if it was….

This is not a proud moment.

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2014

13

Feb

Adriana Lima for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

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Last week, or maybe it was this week, I posted ON ADRIANA LIMA …comparing her to getting off to lactating “hand expression” videos of girls milking themselves on Youtube.

You know the mom, with the mom body, pulling out her mom tits, pretending it’s for a higher purpose like feeding her kid and defending her rights as a mother, when she’s obviously doing it in the Starbucks for me to get turned on…I mean why else would she be staring at me staring at her when she does it…

But the fact is that despite being a mom of multiples, and a model who’s in her 30s, which might as well be 100, this Adriana Lima still gets paid…and when photoshoopped enough to look tanned and toned…shit’s pretty ok to look at…because unlike the stretch mark vagina I was sexting last night…this vagina doesn’t need to be intact after her natural child birth when the rest of her is…for pictures like this…

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2014

13

Feb

Fuck Me in the Ass Because I Love Jesus of the Day

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Sometimes, you need musical interlude to make your blogging day better, today’s was sent in from DILLONAIRE who I think was trying to send me a message and that message is that it’s not gay if no one sees…in a if a tree falls in the woods situation…the anal sex way…

This comes in after some pretty serious religious debates that have been going on ON THE SITE WITH HATERS and I felt it was relevant enough…

I generally hate these kinds of things, but it’s cute enough for today.

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2014

13

Feb

Sara Sampaio is Doing the Import Model Hustle of the Day

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There is a spectrum from Instagram Model to Supermodel….which would be a good info graphic, but who has time for that bullshit, especially when we all know that Victoria’s Secret is pretty much the highest you can get on the charts as far as I am concerned because it may not pay the best, but it makes you a household name, that leads to booking all kinds of campaigns well into your 40s like you were Heidi Klum…on the lower end of the spectrum lives Import models…who do have a following and are somewhere around Video Vixen in hotness…yet still making some money to get half naked….

Now this Sara Sampaio chick, straight from Portugal, is already a Victoria’s Secret model, making moves while being hot, but it’s nice to see her role play as a low level model, making you think she’s accessible, in a car show boner thanks to bitches with cars bro….that isn’t as good as her role playing as a street hooker in your hotel suite…but it’s still worth posting when you got nothing better to do with your time…

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2014

13

Feb

More Candice Swanepoel and Edita Vilkeviciute Tits for Vogue Germany of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel and Edita Vilkeviciute did Vogue Germany topless because that’s the foundation of modelling, you know find yourself some awkwardly tall girl, who has a good facial structure and who isn’t fat to photograph, convince her that she’s some kind of artist, or canvas that the camera loves and that brands will pay tens of thousands to spend a day with, you know really work them over to think they are part of a bigger thing, or a higher purpose, like they were sent here from heaven to be in catalogs to sell shit people don’t need for a reason, it has to have a reason…and in finding that reason, so that they don’t feel like vapid cunts fucking the system for being pretty, they do “artistic” projects, where they lend their bodies to perverts masked as photographers…usually nude…because it’s all part of the job even when it doesn’t pay…usually the nudes don’t…even though as far as I’m concerned – they are all that matter.

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2014

13

Feb

Bridget Blonde, Talisa Monet and Madison Paige for Brilyent is Brilliant of the Day

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I am pretty into instagram superstar Bridget Blonde. She’s one of those inked up, crazy haired, big breasted, short short wearing goddess sent from internet heaven directly into my life through my phone…

So it’s only natural that as a guy who stalks her online in all her amazing photoshoots, I am going to stalk her modelling campaigns…like this one for BRILYENT

The other models in the mix are Talisa Monet, Madison Paige but Bridget Blond is the magic…

Check out their cool clothes Here

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2014

13

Feb

Charlize Theron Covering her Face of the Day

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One thing I like about Charlize Theron is that her mom killed her father because he was “abusive”…making her the kind of girl who grew up thinking it was ok to murder people if they rubbed you the wrong way…and being someone who rubs people the wrong way, not because I am abusive, but rather misunderstood, even if just through words…makes her dangerous…and that is exciting…and part of the reason I’ve tried fucking convicted killers a few times by romancing them while they were still in jail….

The other thing I like about Charlize Theron is that she’s a model turned actress, that when she was in LA early on was very willing to do anything to be famous…and it worked.

Here she is covering her face, because I guess she’s old now…but I’ll always remember 1997 Playboy…where she started….because as far as I am concerned it’s still 1997…which also happens to be the last year I bought clothes.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

13

Feb

Nicki Minaj Record Breaking Use of the Word “Nigga” in Song of the DAy

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I posted some stills from this shoot that Nicki Minaj posted to instagram…outlining how she turns me on for some thick body big titty she likes showing off body…even though I can’t stand her music…and find her attempt to stay hood, despite being a pop tart the label pulled from a NYC acting school to act the part of a g-unit rapper…that has evolved to her singing songs that say ni**er 1000 times – you world record song with the most n-bombs- because the more you say it – the more people start believing you’re about that life…and not some disneyland version used to monetize that life through the media…you know keeping it hood….millionaire who was never hood…but just millionaire status….

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2014

13

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Last night, I wanted to dabble in hard drugs…but unable to leave my house because of extreme laziness, I decided it would be better to prank ex girlfriends from years ago, but more importantly, write rape fantasy sexts to neighbor..just to see if she’s call the cops…with a little creativity – being a reclusive weirdo hermit can be a lot of funny.

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