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2014

03

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The nice thing about being a hermit and not leaving your house for weeks at a time…is the amount of time you can spend naked doing random activities…like sitting and walking to the fridge without getting in trouble…it is a lot more naked time that if you walking through the halls of an elementary school…because apparently the “I have no pants that fit” excuse doesn’t hold up in court…

Here are some morning links…

A Whole Bunch of Big Tits
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The Selfie that Broke Twitter
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Some Low Level Named Ana Braga in a Bikini
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The Twerking Air Dancer
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Cat VS Aquarium
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10 Best Dressed Oscar Bitches
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Top 10 Porn Instagrams
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Amy Adams Topless to Celebrate Her Oscar Lose
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Black Woman Nearly Sneaks into the Oscars
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I Like Dirty Girls on Cam Doing Dirty Things…
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Naked Babe of the Day is Posing in the Water
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2014

02

Mar

Jennifer Lawrence is Already Crying for Attention at the Oscars of the Day

We get it Jennifer Lawrence…falling is your thing…because people find it cute, honest, endearing and that’s kinda your angle…

If you’re watching the oscars join me on twitter TWITTER where I’ll be tweeting racist jokes….


TO SEE ALL THE OSCAR PICS MADAM MEOW COULD FIND CLICK HERE

Posted in:Oscars

2014

28

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s the weekend…

Fuck that…

Here are some links…..

George Lopez Got Arrested Drunken Passing Out on a Casino Floor
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Mirror Selfies
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78 Year Old Pronounced Dead inside Body Bag
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Slutty Bikinis!!
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Two 1 Legged Guys Fighting…
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Sherri May Be Censored – But She is Still Half Naked
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Joanna Krupa’s See Through Top
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Selena Gomez Pants
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Winona Ryder in Some Mag….
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Twerking Air Dancer
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Ronda Rousey Worth a Fuck….
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Julissa Bermudez in a Bikini
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Gopro a Pelicam Learns to Fly
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Joanna Krupa Big Tits
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The Best Jobs Ever
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Robin Thicke Wants You to Know He Wants His Girl
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Wolf Pack…Weirdness
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101 Hottest Celebrity Pictures
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Selling Out Your Childhood
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Emmy Rossum Natural Health
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News Bloopers of the Month
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Posh Spice Angles….
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This is a 2 Year Old Happy Meal…
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Marine Vacth Naked in a Movie
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Amanda Holden Pokies
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GUy Gets Owned by a Girl
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Amazing Billboard…
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Miley Exploits Midgets…
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Kim Kardashian’s Big Dumb Tits
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How To Have An Orgasm
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Kick Ass Construction Worker…
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Jameis Winston is a Pro in Video Bombing….
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Swiss Teacher Shows Her Kids Porn
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Unappreciative Moose
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Vincent Donofrio is the Villain
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Chicken Photobombs Gymnastics….
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Anne V Sexy Legs
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Dirty Fucking Girls Giving you dirty Fucking Phone Sex…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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BEST WAY TO INTERACT WITH GIRLS ALWAYS !!!
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Ukrainian Tits
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Top 10 Pornstar Instagrams of the Day
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The Best – Or Worst Mistress Ever
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Make a Girl in a Few Hours…
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Public Street Fuck
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Busty Teen on Cam
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Girl Vs Dildo
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Babe Strips at the BEach
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FUCK GIRLS!!
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

28

Feb

Madison Murray’s Doing Her Selfies of the Day

Her name is Madison Murray and she seems like a lot of fun…

I’ve been following her for a few months, she is entertaining, she does silly things, like get on TMZ for driving the Bieber car he got arrested in, and girls who put themselves out there and don’t give a fuck, are a little more interesting than insecure bitches who are all uppity and scared to let loose…

I saw these selfies leaked to the internet and I had to post them…because selfies are hot as fuck…I feel like I’m hiding in her closet watching her…and I like that…a lot…

Posted in:Madison Murray

2014

28

Feb

Babe of the Day

Her name is Jolene The Milf and she likes phone sex…and as someone who loves phone sex…I appreciate that she’s not a phone sex operator from the 90s…which meant morbidly obese and working from home…eating cake while trying to get me off…

This is what she had to say about herself:

My tits are huge and need your attention. I’m tight and ready to feel it deep inside. I’m a screamer, a moaner, and a flirt. But most importantly, I’m your MILF and I want to be the dirtiest you’ve ever had.

Phone sex is not a dying art, if anything it’s making a comeback, because people can only FACETIME and SEXT so much…sure we like graphic images…but sometimes our imagination is better…especially when a girl is working it good.

I had phone sex a few times the last few weeks, just because I am married and hate my wife and pretend it’s a business call…and really it was hotter than any fucking porn…

So I’m happy to be promoting JOLENE the MILF TO HAVE PHONE SEX WITH HER CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepBABE

2014

28

Feb

Kate Moss and Her Awesome Bush for LUI Magazine of the Day

Kate Moss is one of my all time favorite models, I liked her in the 90s with her heroin chic hustle, I liked her as she fucked every celebrity and rockstar…I liked how she was a negligent self involved mother…and I liked that she was always fucking naked…she’s just some cool shit that I can’t help but be drawn to…but maybe that’s cuz she represents everything I like…or maybe I just like the HIV risk factor…of a woman who has had more dirty sex than a street hooker, but in way fancier settings…

I don’t know…but she brings it again…showing her amazing bush, shot by terry for LUI…and I just need to smell whatever is going on in these pics…seriously…

Posted in:Kate Moss

2014

28

Feb

Rihanna in a See Through of the Day

Rihanna makes me laugh…

She’s not touring right now, she’s been on vacation for a month…after making what was definitely over 100 million dollars on the road…and now she’s bored…so she’s positioning herself in all the right places…wearing all the right things…like this see through shirt for everyone to see her nipples…because a non-see-through shirt would mean no one would really bother noticing…

She must be fucking annoying to hang out with, a constant “look at me, look at me”…”look at what I can do with my vagina”…that is hard to hate…but after a while is just irritating…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rihanna

2014

28

Feb

Jessica Alba Stiripper in Sin City 2 of the Day

Jessica Alba is a stripper in the new Sin City..

This is the promo pic…

As much as I like single mother strippers trying to make enough money for their drug habits…

This is just too candy coated hollywood for me…

There’s no herpes scabs or broken souls…which is a fail….

But I’ll still look, despite the whole not being naked yet being a stripper lie that is being presented to us.

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2014

28

Feb

Hayden Panettiere in Brides Magazine of the Day

I love that Bride Magazine did this profile on Hayden Panettiere who is either engaged or married…because I know that her fan base is mainly weirdos who watched her on Heroes, or whatever it was called, where they’ve been loyal followers of hers ever since…because that’s how sci/fi people work…but more importantly, they never turn their back on a hobbit looking bitch…because there’s so many sexual fantasies they can have with her…until today..when she is posing in Wedding dresses…for a Wedding Magazine…to remind you she’s getting married…only for you to get so angry, like when you found out Mila Kunis was engaged, because without her marriage there was still hope for your unemployed, living in your mom’s basement, virgin loser ass…

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere

2014

28

Feb

Nina Agdal for Cosmo April 2014 of the Day

Nina Agdal did Cosmo…and no one cared because she also did Sports Illustrated and no one cared…and in sports illustrated she was actually half naked and posing like some kind of slut…but it turns out after a few conversations I’ve had with people who don’t worry or think about these irrelevant people who don’t contribute anything to the world…is that there is hope…average people don’t even know Sports Illustrated happened, they don’t know who Nina Agdal is…and that for some reason makes me happy…unlike these clothed pics of her that just accentuate her water-head retard face…

Posted in:Nina Agdal