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2014

14

Feb

Taylor Momsen’s Full Frontal of the Day

If you want to rape your ears on Valentines Day, because rape is the only way you know how to show yourself any love, I think this music video by rockstar, who is barely a rockstar, but rather a teen star who was raised rich pretending to be hard by investing her gossip girl money into her music career…cuz I guess she finds it cool…

I prefer less rape, more mute all to see the 3 seconds of her naked…but covered…life changing people..

Posted in:Taylor Momsen

2014

14

Feb

Help Save Cupid on Valentine’s Day of the Day

I got this email:

My friend Kris Kelly, who runs a nonprofit animal rescue got a call about a dog that refused to leave the street corner where he had been dumped 6 weeks earlier…..

He was laying on the  corner all day, everyday for the entire 6 weeks. Neighbors  were leaving bits of food and water, but he wouldn’t budge…..

So I went there with a big bag of meatballs some blankets, and a leash, with two other women.

We talked him down and calmed him and held him for 2 hours and finally got him into a car, and now he is being cared for and hopefully adopted by a rescue…

But they are very broke….they need help through donations to pay for his care.

Anyone who reads the site, yes I am talking to you, one dude who reads the site, knows I love dogs more than people, because dogs possess the qualities people are supposed to possess, it’s like they have evolved with us and kept all our good traits. They are loyal, sweet, amazing…and well they don’t talk back….

So when I hear a devastating story of an asshole fucking a dog over…and nice people who save them, I get involved and suggest you do too.

Not to mention Kris Kelly is a total babe


Send money via paypal to Info@thekriskellyfoundation.org.


Send money via paypal to Info@thekriskellyfoundation.org.

Or visit her site for more info thekriskellyfoundation.org

Posted in:stepCHARITY

2014

14

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The internet made’s me soft….there was a time I’d be outside looking at whores, fucking with whores, fucking whores….but instead I just message them on facebook, they ignore me, so I jerk off to their vacation pics, and we leave it at that

Oh right it’s Valentines Day…maybe I’ll modify my strategy to seek and destroy…desperation

Lookin’ Down Shirts
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Proposal Robbery Prank
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Dakota Johnson Says her 50 Shades of Grey Character is Boring
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11 Sexy Things to Buy her on Valentines Day
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16 Step Guide to Finding Love According to the Simpsons
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Sinkhole Swallows Corvettes!
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10 Depressing Plans to Make for Valentines Day
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SO Many Amazing Girls Doing Amazing Things Naked
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6 Valentines Day Cards to Get you Through Life
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

13

Feb

2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover is Awful of the Day

This is a shit cover…or maybe it’s just a prank…I think it proves that Sports Illustrated is a dying thing, at least in terms of relevancy…or maybe that these three models aren’t hot.

Girls still think SI Swimsuit is important to be featured in, because it is a stamp of approval or something, but I think there’s hotter bikini pics on Instagram. We don’t need the scamming billion dollar corporation to decide who they think are hot or not…

Sure middle American hicks don’t know what the fuck a dumb face or a bad ass is, because all they see is bikinis and they don’t have those in the shitty farm town they are from…

I mean all these asses look pretty weak…from my friend the pug faced gold digger who has never booked a paying job ever Chrissy Tiegen…to a retard faced corky looking Nina Agdal who still smells of Adam Levine Sperm but is the highlight of the cover….bot both have been trying year after year to get this cover…but on their own aren’t good enough….so the SI editors finally cracked and figured they’d give these two 5/10 models a cover together, because together they are a 10 and it keeps their egos happy…while throwing rival Victoria’s Secret model Lily Aldridge in, who is another entitled twat who shouldn’t’ be a model…and I guess their combined weight is that of Kate Upton…so it all makes sense.

I realize that none of this matters, it’s a fucking magazine cover, but I’ll post it anyway, because it’s that fucking bad… and if you want you can compare it to EVERY SINGLE SI COVER EVER to see how bad it is for yourself…

It’s their 50th anniversary year…I guess they are letting us know 50 years is enough – throwing in the towel…It’s gotta be a prank….I mean too much money is on the line…this makes no sense…

If you want hot girls in bikinis…check instagram.

Posted in:Sports Illustrated

2014

13

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I think TINDR is bad for my self esteem…

Not even the fat local girls…I am talking the monsters you would need a twisted fetish to want to bed…I am talking so vile that you would have to have been molested as a child that led to trauma that led to sexual issues and dysfunction to ever even consider sticking your dick in…want to fuck.

I guess I’ll stick to the old – seduce drunken pigs at the bar who are sad it is Valentine’s Day…

Here are some links..

The Duggar’s Teach You How TO Keep Marriage Sexy
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A Whole Bunch of Redheads….
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Drake Calls Rolling Stone Evil for Pulling his Cover for Philip Seymour Hoffman- Gangster.
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Movies That Prove Love is Overrated
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Depressing Valentines Day Plans
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Lindsay Lohan is Hilarious With that Penis Shaped Object
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Kelly Brook Needs to Do More Squats
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Tranny Model See Through….
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Jessi Marie For Playboy…
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Natalie Portman On Set
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New Pics Added to Claudia Schiffer in Marie Claire UK
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Sofia Vergara – Ass in Leggings
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Most Patriotic Man Ever…
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Jake Gyllenhaal is Pretending to Fuck Minka Kelly
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THE BEST PORNSTAR TWEETS OF THE DAY
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Jennifer Lopez – Spread Legs And Pussy Lips
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All the Athletes in Sochi are Using TINDR To Bang…
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Famous Girls Who Look Like Dolls…
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Sesame Street Fighter
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Hour Long Bill Murray Interview..
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Taylor Swift Pantyhose
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Gisele Bundchen Photoshoot
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Hookers Trying to Be Glamourous
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Top 3 Supermodel Instagrams
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5 Hardcore TUMBLR BLOGS you need to Follow
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Farrah Abraham Insists She’s Not a Pornstar
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A Great Compilation of Fat Celebs in Bikinis…
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The More I Watch Eva Mendes _ The More I Want Anal With Her
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Leann Rimes Butt Crack
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This Week in Thongs
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Dude Drinks Toilet Water
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35 Best Butts of the Day
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Abbie Cornish Cleavage
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17 Examples of Valentines Day Marketing Wizards
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Leanna Decker for Playboy
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GoPro Hula Hoop
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Amber Heard Legs
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Amy Adams in Some Magazine
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Hot Booties.
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Nikki Leigh Rukus
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Lil Kim is Making Babies
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Dakota Fanning Big Cleavage
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Johnny Depp and Amber Heard PDA
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Nicki Minaj – Instagram
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Sharknado 2 has an Insane Cast
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Blake Lively Still Has Breasts…
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For Valentine’s Day – Give Her an Orgasm – She Will Love…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Girls Fisting Each Other
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Very Short Jean Skirt
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Hottest Amateur Girls…
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LEsbians Cumming Hard
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Best DDance Ever
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So Much Milk
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Anal Fisting
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Very Short Jean Skirt
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Check out these BBW hotties and super booty dates – ? GO?
Last night, I saw a Things I’ve Never Seen Before on this Site
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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SEE Farrah Abraham’s Farrah 2 Backdoor and More Exclusive Clip
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SEDUCE WOMEN!!
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2014

13

Feb

Ireland Baldwin Titty Jiggle of the Day

I think I am Ireland Baldwin’s biggest fan…but it’s probably because she has me blocked on Twitter and Instagram…and I love girls who reject me…I mean not because it doesn’t happen everyday…but because I can’t respect any girl who would actually like me – I mean they would seriously have something wrong with them and I like to avoid issues…

There was a time when Ireland, if that’s even her real name and not just her stripper name , used to message me on Twitter…there was a time back in the Tila Tequila era when her dad followed me on Twitter…long before losing his shit on me when I started posting about her…it was a good time that will one day have at least a paragraph in my diary….

But now that is all over, yet I can still watch her and her 6 foot tall big girl frame draw attention to herself unnecessarily thanks to her trust fund…but chooses this life…of making her titty bounce….masking it as an innocent braless dance called the “Chicken Wing”…

She’s all about her instagram…she rocks it hard…and I don’t mind watching because I’m a creeper.

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin

2014

13

Feb

Candice Swanepoel Behind the Scenes Bikini Phootshoot of the Day


Candice Swanepoel was at the top of her game for the last few years but as these things tend to end after you do the same thing over and over and over again…it’s like you can’t get more prolific or talented at posing for Victoria’s Secret and eventually, the public kinda just wants new pussy to fill those Bangledeshi made, touched by little underage hands in a sweatshop, for 4 dollars a week, panties to be jacked up some other cunt. Literally.

But she’s still Candice Swanepoel, old, boring or not and she has come a long way from being a rich white chick in South Africa…to become a rich white chick in America that everyone knows and loves…and staring at her behind the scenes, even if uneventful is still expensive ass half naked…right?

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2014

13

Feb

Kate Mara Looks good Half Naked in GQ of the Day

Kate Mara is 30 and amazing…is it possible that I have been wrong about 30 year olds all this time…and that 30 is the new 20…that the pheromones of a uterus losing its fertility…coupled with aging skin…and a dumpy ass…is erotic to me…is it possible that calling these over 30s old as fuck has been misguided and I’ve just been brainwashed by the media…does a stable, career driven girl still hustling at 30 appeal to me, when up until now I’ve been into 20 year olds who don’t have it all figured out and that are easy to take advantage of…or maybe Kate Mara is just an exception to the rule…because she’s looking’ good up in GQ…when she should be taking the kids to daycare…like a normal 30 year old…I’m confused…I blame the drinking…

Posted in:Kate Mara

2014

13

Feb

Hilary Duff Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Hilary Duff posted the worst bikini pic in the history of bikini pics…all I see is some divorcee getting back into the dating scene…hungry for new cock and doin’ it with a cocktail in her hand…and as much as I hate divorcees with all their complaining, they aren’t so bad when going crazy every second weekend when the kid is with the dad…

Spending that child support money with the girls…laughing at their married friends as they get booze soaked and re-live their youth…

Sometimes ending up arrested, usually ending up fucked, never ending up in a relationship or pregnant, because that could ruin their divorce settlement…pretty much making them perfect…except for he fact that they aren’t 25 but they have life experience and they let you inside them cuz they are over that whole monogamy thing..and it makes for a good time if you get them at the right time…which according to Hilary Duff…is not when they are posing for instagram.

Posted in:Hilary Duff

2014

13

Feb

Gillian Jacobs for Nylon of the Day

Gillian Jacobs is some 31 year old on some show called Community, and she’s flashing her bra like some kind of teen on a school trip…even though she’s not a teen…despite what her botox is telling you…or maybe this is her natural state…she doesn’t drink, which may go against everything I stand for and know, and which may remind me of how much I hate non-drinkers because they judge me and my drinking friends like they are better than us because they fear fun while escaping life’s problems…making her a great designated driver probably a better calling than being a bikini model…because she’s still 31 and 31 is historically known for having “problem” spots…

Either way, here’s her spread for complex, where she is unfortunately…not spread.

Posted in:Gillian Jacobs