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2014

22

Jan

Sienna Miller’s Back and She’s in a Bikini of the DAy

Sienna Miller lives…there was a point in her career where she was fucking everywhere, you know the hottest little coke head party slut from the UK who partied with the right people, fucked the right people, booked the right movies and was willing to get naked…like she was willing to get herpes…in the process of making millions…but then one day she disappeared…and crawled into a hole with Jude Law’s hairline, never to be seen again…that was until today…when she was out in a bikini…reminding us of a better time, at least in her life…when she was getting paid and people cared to see her fashionable bush…

I used to be a huge fan, which is saying a lot for me, since I hate everyone, especially my wife…and I guess she’s still good to me…but mainly because I am fascinated with how many objects…from penis to household she’s penetrated her asshole with…my kind of girl.

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2014

22

Jan

Taylor Momsen’s Ass for Promotional Reasons of the Day

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When Taylor Momsen was 17, she was getting a lot of attention, but decided to dropout of acting, to focus on her rock career, even though her acting career was probably more lucrative…making the average girl who wished she was Taylor Momsen think “WTF bitch, you’re on TV, milk it, your music sucks, stop trying to prove that you’re multi-talented”….you know typical teenage angst behavior that you probably masturbate sometimes, like when your neighbor’s daughter is tanning during the summer…

When Taylor Momsen turned 18, no one cared about her lingerie performances, because in the States, 18 means your sex appeal diminishes, you fucking perverts….so now, a few years later, she’s posting ass pics to promote her music, because she hasn’t thrown the towel in on it….and I can only hope this fails, and leads to sex tapes and porno…because that’s what I actually want to see…and it’s all about me motherfuckers…even though I know she’ll likely just get back into acting before that….

That said..she’s pretty exhausting…I just like sitting on my couch…all this work, and jobs and trying takes away from what is important, and that is imagining her ass spread so I can see into her soul..

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2014

22

Jan

Father of the Year of the Day

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Apparently, this is a video of a dad in Poland pulling his kid on a sled behind either a car, or a snowmobile, and I don’t find the whole thing all that crazy, because I am from Canada and feel like that is is what Canadians do every weekend, but it’s a pretty funny hearing the dad laughing, even if it’d be funnier if this ended in a fail…because I like when dumb actions result in the worst possible consequences…

If you don’t like that – here’s a video of a pole saving someone’s life…

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2014

22

Jan

Carmen Electra See Through of the Day

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Carmen Electra is old as fuck, but thanks to not wrecking her pussy with babies, and choosing to love and nurture herself instead of marrying a rich dude and riding her savings and alimony checks into retirement at 40 like a normal whore who only whores for that reason alone….because at a certain age, it’s time to throw in the stilettos and ass shaping panties and let the new whores have a chance…while bowing out gracefully instead of desperately…she’s still got a good body…and she’s squeezed it into a tight as fuck dress that shows off her nipples in hopes people like me talk about it…because seeing nipples, even on tits that belong to her, but that were purchased instead of spending her 7k on bras…and well this is the kind of bottom feeding behavior I expect from someone like Carmen Electra…a girl you know probably had a real horrible attitude at her prime, before irrelevance and panic set in…

That’s why I like my washed up whores to be broke, desperate, and addicted to drugs. They are way more appreciative when you chose them over their younger counterparts…while this whore clearly doesn’t think she’s old…

All this to say, I’d still ask her to be my Valentine and I’d still send her flowers enough for her to get a restraining order…because look at that fucking body…shit’s good in a dress…when you aren’t dealing directly with her vagina and the with remnants of decades of unprotected sex…that may have done more pussy wrecking than a baby.

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2014

22

Jan

Rihanna’s Paddle Boarding Erotica of the Day

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I say this everyday, and I will say it again, because I like to think it’s becoming my trademark on my site, and that is that a day is not a day unless Rihanna posts some slutty bikini pics…sometimes but limited to while she’s smoking weed…all ass popped out, blunt in mouth, wet bottomed on a paddle board…because Rihanna knows how to stay relevant in her downtime…her friend…not so much…but luckily she’s there to just make Rihanna’s hard nipples better…

This is far better than the time I tried to take my wife paddle boarding and we sank.

All this to say, she could just kick it privately, but instead chooses this…I guess once a whore always a whore…she can’t not be getting praised by people to feel validated…which is a great premise to someone getting into porn…unfortunately in Rihanna’s case, this is as porny as she gets for now…but I believe it will all crash and burn one day!

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2014

22

Jan

Vanessa Hudgens Optical Illusion Bikini Pic of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is one of those teen stars who didn’t make much because her mom took anything she did make…and her producers told her countless other girls would do her job for free…so she turned teen nude mirror selfie taking chick…long before nude selfies or selfies in general became mainstream…making her a bit of an innovator…but really because narcissistic cunts who love themselves despite their hairy little awkward bodies…have ben taking selfies forever…since the fucking advent of the camera…

That said, this pic is her in a bikini, where she doesn’t just use an instagram filter on the pics to make her look better than she did when she was producing erotica, this bitch gets shot underwater, where if you’ve ever been underwater you will know, depth perception and shapes get fucking blurry…making her a hazy version of her pudgy self…and with bikini tops comes great joy…no matter who is wearing them…so I’ll still stare…

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2014

22

Jan

Naya Rivera Turns the Glee Set Perverted of the Day

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Naya Rivera is pretty slutty in her personal life, girls do that when they are either part of the Church and trying to break free, or in Naya Rivera’s case…part of Glee which is worse than any organized religion…even the sex cults…she gets slutty..

Whether it’s being engaged to a rapper…or doing half naked photoshoots..she does whatever she can to distance herself to the worst thing to happen to TV, not because of the musicals, I love musicals, just because of the gang of rejects they cast in the shit….even though without it…she doesn’t exist…

I guess Glee has caught on, and decided, shit, let’s put these girls in their underwear on the show..even the one with a dick who has the dead fiancé…it seems to just make fucking sense…and as far as I’m concerned it’s the one good thing Glee has done, even though I know there’s a tranny retard with a meth addiction also in lingerie…because otherwise it wouldn’t be gay as fuck Glee…

I figure putting a girl in lingerie in any situation makes it better…so this is ok with me.

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2014

22

Jan

Victoria Justice in Shorts of the Day

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I don’t know much about Victoria Justice or the fat kid that’s abducting her on the internet, but I do know she’s wearing shorts that are jacked up her tween vagina…that is not actually a tween, but rather marketed to Tweens, because Tweens spend money motherfuckers and make companies money motherfuckers…and Victoria Justice girls are a dime a dozen, who work for peanuts, just to be on TV, because that’s what their parents had planned for them…it’s better than college or a real job…

I do know that with being marketed to tweens comes a lot of dudes…or rather a lot of dudes come to you…because there’s this thing I’ve been noticing with every guy I meet…and every girl who tries to make herself look younger…people are drawn to young girls…and I guess you find young girls or 20 year olds playing young girls like they are on a porn set…on Nickelodeon…where this one was crafted by the minds of very basic concept producers…because tweens are retards and basic concept works for them…

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2014

22

Jan

Violet Budd in Some Lingerie Catalog Shots of the Day

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Agent Provocateur is one of the more erotic high end lingerie companies.

Sure, I assume Victoria’s Secret probably manufactures in their sweatshops overseas, because I have this feeling that Victoria’s Secret owns all the production of all the underwear in the world…thanks to their founder who had a serious panty fetish and Jewish sense of business, turning it into a billion dollar empire…

But their story is that son of Sex Pistols manager Malcolm McLaren and fashion designer Vivienne Westwood, created some retro lingerie line that was far edgier and more erotic than what is out there, and they did…for the last decade or more they’ve been making and marketing hot lingerie, with hot models, and they don’t edit out the nipples, cuz the nipples is what makes underwear erotic…that and the shit stains.

This model is named Violet Budd, and I like her.

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2014

22

Jan

Arnold Schwarzenegger Undercover Trainer of the Day

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Arnold Schwarzenegger is pretty ridiculous as it is…without producing viral videos that he is producing for after school programming, even though he is probably richer than God, and can just bank roll the shit out of pocket, but I guess his financial management team thought it would be easier to just do a viral video…because he’s already fucked the USA by becoming a Governor despite being of Nazi roots, he’s already fucked the general public by being an blockbuster action star, despite not being able to act, all because of his muscles, and he has already fucked the maid and made illegitimate kids…leaving him one last thing to fuck with…the internet…

I think it’s kinda clever.

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