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2014

28

Jan

Anne V for Esquire of the Day

When looking at these pictures of Anne V…I’d like to issue a little disclaimer…Adam Levine has had unprotected sex with her…and we can assume he came in her at least once…in all of her orifices….because when you’re a model…and you bag a rockstar who is on TV and worth a ton of money you usually try to secure that shit…or at least show him a good time so that he doesn’t leave you for 3 other models…but when you look like Anne V, I guess you can ignore most things about her vagina, like the list of men who have been through her, or if it smells or has herpes…you kinda just stare at her tall model body and run with it…

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2014

28

Jan

Ashley Benson does Cosmo of the Day

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I used to think that Ashley Benson was another one of those Ashley Tisdale, Vanessa Hudgens type girl who doesn’t get paid very much, but worked for Disney making her easy to hire because Disney puts these girls through the ringer, telling them repeatedly that they are lucky to be there, and to smile harder, because millions of other girls would pay to be in their place, and this is the happiest place on earth factory so be fucking happy, don’t be a bratty cunt…only more low level…

I saw Spring Breakers and saw she was just as doughy as those girls, it’s some new generation, rappers like thick girls, fast food is the source of booty situations…and realized…I have no real opinion of her…she’s just sort of there…before hitting her instagram and seeing she’s on some slutty teen show all the teens masturbate to…based sex and bad high school behavior and realized she’s actually an icon…which I guess is why Cosmo is doing a photoshoot with her…that would be better if it was Hustler…or 18 and spread while being eaten out by old italian men like she was a slice of fucking pizza….it’s a niche magazine…

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2014

28

Jan

Ashley Tisdale at Some Movie Premiere of the Day

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People love Serial Duckface cuz it makes her nose job look better, Ashley Tisdale, which amazes me, because she’s not hot, or even relevant, despite what this red carpet event may make you think, hollywood is a lie, shitty movies happen all the time, buzz can get generated and girls like this, even without their new nose can confuse a nation into thinking she’s a babe…proving yet again that the general public are fucking idiots and just absorb everything they are told…TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF ASHLEY TISDALE on the red carpet you can CLICK HERE …but this Awkward Movie, named after everything Ashley Tisdale, one those should be straight to DVD numbers, that does get into theatres because the audience is getting dumber and dumber, had a bunch of other tweens at the event, like this one with the big tits named Addison Timlin, who I think prefers to go by her street name…TITS….

To see more of them CLICK HERE

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2014

28

Jan

Amber Heard for Jalouse of the Day

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Amber Heard is in the recent issue of Jalouse looking like a dirty greasy cock choking pig…which is something she probably is, at least in the eyes of Vanessa Paradis who’s home was wrecked and kids are going to grow up all fucked up thanks to Amber Heard’s ability to seduce 50 year old men on movie sets…movie sets she’s only on because of ability to seduce…and by seduce I mean suck dick…and what it comes down to is that engaged to Johnny Depp, lesbian or straight, home wrecker, attention seeker or not..she’s pretty fucking hot…even when made to look like a greasy cock choking pig.

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2014

28

Jan

Justin Biber’s Hilarious Music Video Pictures of the Day

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Justin Bieber makes me laugh…this is him in Panama after being arrested for DUI charges, because like everyone busted for a DUI, they run off to Panama to shoot music videos, unless this is Panama Beach in Florida, which would probably make sense, but it doesn’t matter, he is a hero of our generation…and everyone may hate him, but it seems like girls still love him, because they know he’s got a 9 inch penis and is more man than 99 percent of you…and that is the biggest joke in all this…besides the fact that he has millions of dollars…and groupies throwing panties/ vag at him everywhere he goes…

Like Chantal Jeffries his new girlfriend who was with him when he got arrested and turned down 20k for an interview – to go to Panama with Bieber…follow the gold…dig dig dig…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

28

Jan

Elizabeth Gillies Titty for Instagram of the Day

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I can’t keep track of the new generation of teen starlets on shitty shows I don’t watch because I don’t have kids of my own and don’t need shitty storylines in anything but the porn that doesn’t even turn me on anymore because I am desensitized….I can barely keep track of the staff at my local McDonalds…or dive bar I get wasted at…it occupies space that is much more important to keep open for other random nonsense that doesn’t matter…

So I’ve never heard of Elizabeth Gillies…but she was on a show called Victorious, a show that sounds like complete vapid shit sent to ruin a generation of young girls..

That said, she’s posting titty pics on instagram…self shot shit with her dog…crying to get noticed cuz the show she was on wasn’t called Gilliesious…and that shit affects a motherfucker’s ego…especially when instagram has bitches like Jenn Selter who aren’t even on TV but are more relevant to the world of pop culture…making her step up her game…and the whole thing is quite lovely….

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2014

28

Jan

Jasmine Waltz is some UK Big Brother Trick of the Day

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I had an email exchange with Jasmine Waltz a few months ago…back when she was just an LA chick who was hitting all the cool kid parties…probably an aspiring actress who wasn’t booking jobs because just moving to LA and fucking producers isn’t really enough of a hustle since every girl in LA is doing that…

I just assumed she was some bottom feeding fame whore who was semi-popular on instagram and was posting provocative pics to get more popular on instagram…kinda the kind of girl I am into…

But it turns out she was in talks with the people at Big Brother in the UK, a reality show that can make a celebrity in the UK, because their blue collar, shitty mouthed citizens love big titty whores on reality TV….

So I guess I was right about her…and here she is looking good in NUTS…and I’m glad I can always say she once emailed me…before she was a Glamour Model…

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2014

28

Jan

Jasmin Walia Panty Upskirt of the Day

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Panty flashes aren’t as exciting as they used to be…not that I ever was into this shit, I just built a website on it to really make my dot com billions…that turned out to be dot com hundreds…but was enough to pay for my drinking which for a hurt bag like me, is better than asking people on the street for quarters….

But there was a time, in 2005, the glory days of this blog and all blogs of this nature, where the panty flash was solid content and a good way for people to be like “What the fuck I see her panties…”….and today, we can see panties everywhere we go, making celebrity far less important, since everyone’s a rockstar and has the ability to flash their panties on the regular…and unless the panty flash involves a shit stain, or period stain or even a labia slip on an A-list it hardly matters…kinda like this Jasmin Walia..who is having a panty slip..for attention…but it is still a panty slip…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

28

Jan

Strong Winds in Oregon of the Day

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I can only assume that this is God’s wratch on organic food eating hipsters and their flannel, beard wearing Portlandia bullshit…because what else would explain these insane winds knocking people over….I hope no one lost any fixed gear bikes or silly hipster hats …because that would be a real fucking tragedy…

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2014

28

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Bruce Jenner is becoming a woman…

Pete Seeger is dead…

And I fell in love at McDonalds getting coffee…with a round ass in a pair of leggings…I don’t know her name…but the bitch who owned her had a pretty shitty attitude…

That’s the kind of morning it’s been…

Michael Jordan’s Son has a Fat Ass
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Some Old as Fuck Housewife in a Bikini
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The Most Insane Dunks of Vince Carter’s Career
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How to Move a Car in Russia
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10 Superbowl Facts…
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If the Cable Guy in Porn was from Time Warner
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What Cities of the Future Will Look LIke
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Best Deal Ever
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Girls Gone Wild Girl of the Month…
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Don’t get fucked by an escort. How to spot fakes – ? GO

Girls in Slutty Clothes!
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So Many Girls Masturbating in one Place
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