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2014

29

Jan

Miley Cyrus and Madonna Weirdness of the Day

For some reason….Miley Cyrus and Madonna is a huge fucking story…I am just gonna roll with that…and not focus on Madonna not aging gracefully or giving up…but rather holding on as pathetic as she can..because I guess to be a star is more than having all the money in the world…but rather about people giving these people attention…it’s all they care about…so lets give it to grandma den mother hooker…because she’s tricked us all and we should let her think she’s still pulling it off when she’s not…it’s funny like that.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

29

Jan

Little Girl Playing with her Cat of the Day

Some woman posted this video of her niece playing with a cat on Youtube or Facebook…and shit went viral because I guess people LOVE seeing little girls playing with cats…I wish I had the source on this…because even as someone who hates cats…this is fucking evil…worse than what Chinese Restaurants do to cats…

Posted in:Videos

2014

29

Jan

Olivia Wilde’s Pregnant Booty Photo Killer of the Day

Olivia Wilde’s pregnant and running around LA in a pair of Spandex pants, that the paparazzi were trying to get from a bunch of angles, but only managed to get her ass when it was being blocked by a fucking rear view mirror and the whole thing is entertaining, except for the fact that Olivia Wilde is pregnant, that part is fucking gross..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Olivia Wilde

2014

29

Jan

Stella Maxwell Tits for Jason Lee Parry of the Day

Model who I follow on instagram named Stella Maxwell shot these titty for fashion pics for my Facebook friend Jason Lee Parry and some other magazine and she’s showing her little fashionista tits…and I figure I’ll post it because this is the skinny little hipster body I like…while all you people are going to call me a pedophile because she looks like a little boy or whatever…cuz you can’t handle short hair on a girl…and you prefer your girls to be fat and working at a diner…it’s ok…we are all different and some of us fuck babes, some of us fuck models, some of us trannies before they get tits while others fuck pigs in the barn….who cares look at the pics..

Posted in:Stella Maxwell

2014

29

Jan

Scarlett Johansson for Soda Stream Went Viral of the Day

I was a fan of Scarlett Johansson in 2004…It was her breakout year, when she booked 4-5 movies and was a real “it” girl…but after a year or two I realized she was just overrated, over paid, and all the men who loved her, were just idiot drones who would have liked any girl with big lips and big tits…I call it the Kate Upton effect…where basically you find a girl hotter than she is because everyone else likes her…even if you deep down in the depths of your soul…don’t really see it…since then, Scarlett Johansson, has consistently annoyed me with her average acting, and more importantly, with her getting hackers arrested for leaking her nude pics, instead of just being cool about it…considering we’ve made her who she is and we deserve to see her naked…and should rely on hackers to make that happen….

That said, she is in a Viral video for Soda Stream that Soda Stream puts huge budget into,that seemingly went viral for them, even though they paid for views, placements, etc, cuz they realized years ago that Coke and Pepsi owned the TV networks, and would never allow an independent competitor on the air, and they made it work for them…unfortunately this year they used Scarlett Johansson…and didn’t have her in a bikini…but they did have her simulate oral on a straw…

Posted in:Scarlett Johansson

2014

29

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I may be developing an weird self involved complex like the rest of the world with their instagrams and selfies…not because I masturbate in front of the mirror on on video to watch later like so many girls I know…but because I get a boner every time I see a babe in a DrunkenSweatshop Shirt ….

Here are some morning links.

Eli Manning Not Being Recognized on the Streets
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Hot Mom Caught Dancing in the Kitchen
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Joe Biden Killed It at the State of the Union
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Everyone Who Has Ever Sang the National Anthem at the Superbowl
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Some Chick Named Julissa Bermudez in a Bikini
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Scariest Cheerleader Ever
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So Many Girls Masturbating in one Place
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10 Thinks You Should Know About Money
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Super Human Facts About Babies
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17 Annoying Things
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MILF Cages a Blonde Babe
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

28

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I am looking for love in all the wrong places…like the back alley behind the stripclub where the girls smoke…because strippers like porn chicks don’t know how to love..thanks to not having dads….

Here are some stepLINKS….

Sienna Miller is a Cheating Whore
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Brittney Palmer and Arianny Celeste in Some Body Painted Photoshoot…
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Danica Patrick From Go Daddy Super Bowl AD…
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Kate Moss for Alexander McQueen
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Lookin’ Down Hilary Duff’s Shirt…
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The is the Most Gangster Way to get into Car
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Stefanie Knight Posing Like a Slut….Half Naked
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15 Careers Made at Sundance
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Bieber’s Girlfriend is Riding the Bieber Train to Panama…
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If Celebs were Normals
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12 Celebs who are Related
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Jennifer Lawrence as Mystique
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Ferne McCann in a Bikini
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EVIL Exercise Machine
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British People Try to Describe the Super Bowl…
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Jolena Forde is the funniest Bikini Pics You’ll See Today
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14 Startled Cats – Yes I Am Linking a Cat Post
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How to Move a Car in Russia
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Jennifer Akerman for Galore Magazine
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Guy Learns to Dance in a Year…
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I Like Ex-Child Hooker Zahia Dehar
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High School Homecoming Brings out her Dildo…
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Avril Lavigne Sucks in the Hollywood Reporter
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Who Would You Bang This Chick If The World Was About To End?
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15 Real Things that are Straight Out of Horror
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Aisleyne Horgan Wallace is Funny with her big Stupid Tits
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When Did Selena Gomez’ Tits Get So Big
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Jennifer Metcalfe See Through
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Barry Gibb and Jimmy Fallon Sing Everly Brothers
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Cristi Harris Naked in Night of the Demons
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Xenia Deli in Some Campaign – Hot
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Rihanna See Through And Braless. Again.
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Courtney Stodden Implants are Amazing…
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The Worst Bra Ever…
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Kate Upton for Cosmo Spain
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Hilary Duff Could Use A Titty Fucking
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Kimberly Garner’s Hot Fucking Body on the BEach
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Pauly Perrette is a Monster with Hard Nipples…
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Bitch’s Ass Is Eating Her Bikini
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Drunk Bum Can’t Defy Gravity…
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Tawny Jordan A Smoking Hot Brunette….
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I’m Not A Big Fan Of Taylor Swift. But I’d Still Fuck The Shit Out Of Her
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Selena Gomez No Bra – Hard Nipple
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Some Funny Only in Canada Pics
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Carmen Electra Big Tits,,,,
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These Toys Are Made for Cumming
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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So Many Girls Masturbating in one Place
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Retro Porn Stars Knew How to Have a Good Time on Set
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Girls Gone Wild Girl of the Month…
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Blonde Teen Three Fingers of Fun…
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Don’t get fucked by an escort. How to spot fakes – ? GO

Russian Girl and her Vagina
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Cabin Big Titties
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Girl Fucks a Bottle…
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Redhead Rides a Dildo – Fun
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Jodie Piper Skinny Dip
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The Best Damn Porn and it is at a Discount For stepREADERs!!!
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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Tila Tequila Backdoored and Squirting
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

28

Jan

Rihanna’s In a Bikini on Instagram OMG! of the Day

The best thing about Rihanna posting bikini pics to her instagram is that I have made this shit a daily feature and people get so fucking mad at me about it because I am buying into her bullshit and giving her attention she craves…all you racist haters….don’t like a black booty in a bikini…because it is over exposed and too rich…but remember it’s still ghetto as shit.

TO SEE HER IN A SEE THROUGH SHIRT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rihanna

2014

28

Jan

Courtney Stodden just Won Twitter of the Day

I think this picture of Courtney Stodden is a friendly reminder that she exists, you know after all that press she’s got over the years to become famous for the sake of being famous…but more importantly, it’s a friendly reminder that she’s fucking perfect and the kind of girl I would sing love songs to, hoping she would give our love a chance…or at least use me for publicity when promoting her sex tape that you know needs to happen…it’s just a matter of her falling into a little more irrelevance…which will happen…it happens to all girls…even the most delicate angel sent from heaven like Courtney Stodden…

Posted in:Courtney Stodden

2014

28

Jan

Isabeli Fontana Nippples for Vogue Ukraine of the Day

Isabeli Fontana is some old as fuck model who is 30, which to 30 year old women, will make them angry because they are in denial about being old as fuck, but can always look to Sofia Vergara for inspiration, since her sucking dick only really paid off for her by some fluke we call sucking the right dick, well into her 40s..not that all women care about being hot or desirable, I know fat as fuck slobs who can’t be vain just based on the number on the scale they are standing on….you know girls like Lean Dunham who could be 80 for all I know…she, despite being naked does exist…

That said, Isabeli Fontana’s claim to fame is doing Victoria’s Secret at 16…back when Victoria’s Secret were on some Roman Polanski get tweens in their underwear kick, cuz it’s a grey area and the only way we can take those kinds of pics legally…you know before sex offending was a real crime…and now she’s showing her nipples for Ukraine Vogue, in a shoot I think I may have already posted, because I can’t imagine Ukraine Vogue getting exclusive pics of a Brazilian model’s nipples…it just doesn’t make any financial sense at all..

Posted in:Isabeli Fontana