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2014

07

Jan

Kaley Cuoco’s Wedding Video of the Day

I know there was some controversy about Kaley Cuoco getting married, I didn’t pay attention to why, but here is a video of her wedding, which is more of a sales pitch for her make up artist…where Kaley looks a lot like a fat Britney Spears…

I just hope the only people who masturbate to Kaley Cuoco are socially awkward, aspergeres nerds who like her because she plays the accessible “hot” girl on a really huge show, that I don’t think should be a huge show, but that for some reason everyone watches all the fucking time…making her more relevant than she should be….

I can only assume, like Kaley’s sex appeal, some brain washing is going on….you know all a fucking lie…

She’s annoying as fuck, no wonder John Ritter self destructed on set with her.

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2014

07

Jan

Emmy Rossum’s Naked in Shameless of the Day

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Emmy Rossum doesn’t like me, she’s blocked me and told me off prior to her landing her Shameless show….a show that she got because she is willing to get naked all the time…because I guess her shitty struggle in Hollywood needed a break and she got to the point of showing tits on TV rather than tits in a stripclub back home…or tits to some married executive who pays her to fuck…because those kind of tits don’t come with fame.

I know very little about Emmy Rossum, her career, or even why she annoys the fuck out of me…I just know she’s naked in Episode 1 of this season’s Shameless, like she’s been naked so many times before, and I don’t hate her as much as I thought I did….

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2014

07

Jan

Kim Kardashian Big Ass and Titties for the Paparazzi of the Day

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Smoke and mirror, plastic surgery ridden, fat troll who marketed herself as curvy, porn star Kim Kardashian…Because in the event you don’t remember SHE WAS A PORNSTAR BEFORE A REALITY TV STAR …yet always a fucking spoiled cunt who I am sure disappointed her murderer supporting dad who lent his whore wife to his client before dying..where they produced the ugly one…not that you care about the Kardashians, because you are like me and want them to disappear…

I can’t help but take every opportunity to mock Kanye’s baby momma and the lie that is everything about her…I know she called the paparazzi, and that these were possible photoshoppped badly…I know she’s a vapid twat with too much money but more importantly I hate that I’ve masturbated to her sex tape at least once 5 years ago…

People are celebrating her post baby weight, that she’s had plastic surgery to achieve but that she is still fat…confusing…right…

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Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2014

07

Jan

Nina Agdal’s Cristal Beer Commercial of the Day

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Nina Agdal was photoshopped to shit in both the promo pics and actual pics of this Cristal beer commercial she was cast to be a part of…because Nina Agdal is reaching…doing all she can because this year is probably the last chance she has to have a cover in Sports Illustrated which is all that matter to her, since Sports Illustrated owns her…unfortunately, Emily Ratajkowski is probably going to be the cover girl, back burner-ing Nina…but at least she’ll always have Cristal beer….

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2014

07

Jan

Taylor Swift Legs of the Day

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Taylor Swift brought out her legs while wearing a Victoria’s Secret shirt because I guess it is safe to say…she got paid for it…or maybe she’s sponsored from all the sex she has – she goes through all kinds of panties…

Now I don’t know why I feel compelled to post these pics of Taylor Swift, but I think it has something to do with how much sex she has had, with the number of people she’s had sex with, all while being able to make 100,000,000 dollars a year…like some kind of money making sex kitten genius…that I wouldn’t mind climbing up her thighs, and crawling into her big scary used up, even at 22, vagina…and dying inside her very rich womb….

That’s all I have to say about that, this has been a moment of weakness…

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2014

07

Jan

Fanny Francois in the Worst Lingerie Catalog Ever of the Day

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Fanny Francois is from Belgium, she is signed to an agency, which isn’t saying much, considering I know fat girls signed to agencies, because it doesn’t cost agencies money to sign a girl, but they can make money if the girl goes onto have sex with the right people….

She probably lives in New York with the other models, in some one room apartment, where they slam 12 young dumb babes into until they start making money for the company, but where they usually just develop insecurities, a coke addiction and a need to fuck rockstars to get out of the hell they are living….

But sometimes, they get jobs, that they get excited for, because finally they have 500 dollars to put on their credit card…and here’s Fanny Francois, a model who may not be all that low level, I am too lazy to look it up, looking like she was pulled out of the gutter, thrown into panties and photoshopped to shit.

I have an healthy obsession with hating catalog shoots, and this is the worst of seen, so bad it’s good.

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2014

07

Jan

Kristina Tsvetkova Topless Photoshoot of the Day

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Russian IMG Model Kristina Tsvetkova did some nude shoot, all greased up and lovely….

I’ve never heard of her, but like most models I’ve never heard of, I have seen her nipples…and I guess that’s better than I know most girls in my everyday life, like the bitch who serves me coffee, or the bitch who serves me donuts, or the bitch at the welfare office who always rejects my request for food stamps….I mean I even know this babe better than I know my own family members, and my neighbors, and people I went to high school with, and 98 percent of my Facebook friends…because this model has the decency to know, show your titties for your career, it’s better like that.

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2014

07

Jan

Gas Drinker of the Day

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Gas huffing homeless natives is an ongoing stereotype that I guess stems from their inability to handle booze, resorting to gas to get fucked up or whatever, so seeing a dude drinking or huffing gas is really not all that shocking, the world is fucked up and people do fucked up things, but the way this motherfucker walks up to the gas pump like it’s a bar, pours his own drink, and chugs the shit like he’s Clint Eastwood in a cowboy movie, I’m talking full fucking swag on, shit makes me want to take up Gas drinking, it’s fucking funny.

Posted in:Videos

2014

07

Jan

Michael Bay Teleprompter Fail of the Day

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I wasn’t going to bother posting this because I really don’t care about Michael Bay or really any of the blockbuster billion dollar shitty movies and the con artists who make them, even when it’s noting them humiliating themselves in a presentation for some product they probably have invested in or are being paid to promote at CES…by fumbling when the teleprompter fails, like this was the Academy Awards and he is just as shocked as the rest of the world that he won…because he knows he is a scam…but the reality is, he’s probably too busy to bother putting thought into any of these things, has no charisma to get out of it, and is a diva bitch who walks off stage instead of just being a real fucking person….and ultimately, it doesn’t matter because he still fucks the hottest pussy around…and that’s what life is all about.

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2014

07

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I had this idea of doing good …it’s still a new year and I think one of the biggest flaw in my life has been not giving back. If I ran this site as a charity, people would think I was good not evil…

So I decided to be a gynecologist to homeless women who can’t afford a gynecologist, even thought healthcare is free in Canada…

So I went out in the cold to chip away the icicles in the panties of the people on the street, and it wasn’t long before realizing that homeless vagina, is a terrible fucking idea even if you’re a sick and twisted pervert trying to do good…the smells, the look, the crazy, the infections, the labia…the surprising ones that are shaved…

My good deed turned into a disaster. Literally. Here are some morning links…

Michael Bay Bombs in Vegas
GO

Fit as Fuck Girls
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Jessica Simpson Weight Loss…
GO

3 Years – Lip Sync Everyday – Insane Dedication
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Passed out at a Party Dude Becomes a Work of Art
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25 Actors You Wouldn’t Guess are Canadian
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Kimmy Kamish’s Calendar Preview
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Her ass Looks Like a Tooth
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Celebrity New Years Resolutions
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Emma Roberts is Engaged
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Packaging Fail!
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Watch Girls Suck / FUCK / Touch….
GO

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