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2014

03

Jan

Hilary Duff and the Sex Appeal Killing Fashion Accessory of the Day

Instinctively, when I see a girl with a baby carriage, who is built like a fucking school bus, clearly as a consequence of her breeding…I get turned the fuck off, even knowing she’s some rich starlet from the 90s you probably wanted to fuck…not just because she has a vagina, now a much bigger broken down vagina, but a vagina nevertheless, but because she’s Stuff by Hilary Duff and was everywhere…shoved down your throat in a way you couldn’t avoid her….

There are two sides to this sex appeal killing fashion accessory we call a baby…or baby carriage..and that is that sometimes…the mom is single and alone and at wits end, you know borderline ready to drown her fucking kids because she can’t take it anymore, and that level of desperation, makes for an easy fuck, if you say the right thing, which is usually just “hello”…

So to every horrible situation…there’s good…and this has been the inspirational moment of the day..

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Posted in:Hilary Duff

2014

03

Jan

Drunk Russian of the Day

There’s something magical about Russia.

It’s not their policy on the Gays, because I like lesbians even though they don’t like me, and more importantly, I don’t care who or what a motherfucker sticks his dick inside….

It is the fact that they have some hot born in communist women you would assume were built in a war camp basement lab somewhere outside Chernobyl after the nuclear meltdown, up on some super hero shit that for some reason led to a surplus of hot women, leaving some exported as wives, others as escorts and cam girls, and other as top models…all without souls because communism steals souls….not that they are communist anymore, but you get what I am saying…and that is that the people of Russia are fucking wild and do crazy shit always involving vodka…so much fucking vodka like this guy who decided to stick his head through a window and not really be able to pull out…funny right.

Posted in:Videos

2014

03

Jan

Sarah Stephens Hot for Myla Lingerie of the Day

Sarah Stephens is some model and she’s in a campaign for a lingerie company that’s all set up to be romantic and beautiful but that just looks cheesy as fuck…I’m talking mall photography quality erotica fat white trash wives get their husbands to spice up their shitty poor as fuck Walmart trailer park lives…cuz that’s what their dead beat dad taught them men like when they used to make them look at penthouse together before the molesting started…

But I have thing with shitty catalog pics that totally misappropriate babes trying to make them commercial product vending spokespeople…that always end up looking as dumb as this…because you know Sarah Stephens, even if you have never heard of Sarah Stephens, is the kind of model who would show her tits, if asked…yet Myla Lingerie…never fucking asked, and if any nipple did show up, they squashed that and fucking airbrushed that motherfucker in photoshop out…disappointing everyone like me…

Here are the pics anyway…cuz Catalog pics are a fetish of mine, even if they anger me.

Posted in:Sarah Stephens

2014

03

Jan

Beth Behrs Shitty Bikini Pic for Instagram of the Day

I don’t watch 2 Broke Girls…it annoys me…because Kat Denning is too fat to be broke, real broke people die of starvation…and because their apartment is too nice to constitute being broke….but mainly because the show was conceptualized by Whitney Cummings, the least funny female comedian ever…but rather a crass girl who talks about fucking, while fucking, in order to move that career along thanks to people with power liking getting fucked by aspiring comedians…

That said, Beth Behrs is the other girl on the show and here she is in a seriously uneventful bikini vacation pic that looks like it was shot in 92 and scanned last week, you know old technology, out of focus, short wearing to hide her balls or fucking massive clit, or dumpy ass bullshit…

Posted in:Beth Behrs

2014

03

Jan

Hidden Camera Catches Therapist Beating Autistic Boy of the Day

I don’t really like posting videos of some Autistic kid who seems to live in hell getting beaten up by his 27-year-old therapist….

I don’t there is much entertainment value to that, even though I think I am autistic and highly entertaining in my disconnected, soulless ways…

And sometimes I like to tease people like Jenny McCarthy for having tainted wombs thanks to all the cum they’ve had inside them in launching their careers that their babies come out with developmental issues…

But this shit, of a man named Stephen Jacobs, coming into the home of a poor helpless 3 year old…where he proceeds to beat him…needs to be seen by as many people as possible, so that one, this kind of job becomes more regulated, two, so that parents don’t leave their kids home alone with strangers, and three, that Stephen Jacobs gets what he fucking deserves…sodomized in prison everyday until he dies of internal bleeding…

So pass this around…

Posted in:Videos

2014

03

Jan

Jane Seymour Granny in a Bikini Fetish of the Day

Jane Seymour, or as I like to call her, Dr Quinn Medicine Woman, because that’s the dumbest fucking name for a TV show ever and many dicks must have been sucked to make that pile of shit come together…in what must have been a very dark time for television….is a 62 year old mom of 4 who everyone is going fucking nuts over because she’s wearing a bikini and is apparently more fit than she was in 1973 on the set of James Bond…if by fit you mean she can run farther and faster because back then she just smoked and ripped lines…but in terms of body, she’s all barrel bellied and dumpy assed…so I can only assume they fit they are talking about is just health oriented or maybe fitting into a size 0 thanks to Ostheoperosis, but not in terms of tight rocking’ squat loving, body I would expect from a 62 year old actress who has nothing better to do than fitness all day every day…

If you’re into senior discounts and dating the women who get them…here’s a 62 Year old in a bikini for your sick fucking fetish…

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Posted in:Jane Seymour

2014

03

Jan

Iggy Azalea Concert Pictures from Early December of the Day


Iggy Azalea is some hipster white rapper who I guess black guys like enough to endorse because she has a fat ass and pretends she was a stripper…

I am convinced her storyline is a like, and she was just some middle class suburban australian who decided to trick the world by moving to LA with some bullshit about being a poor stripper…because based on everything I know…poor strippers never make it to America, get a record deal, and green card…but I’ll go along with it, because what is authentic about her, is her fat ass, and really, in this day and age, fat ass is kinda all humanity has going for it..

These pics are of her working some cameraman at her show…in early decemeber…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Iggy Azalea

2014

03

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

When trapped inside a cabin in the woods with my obese disgustingly fat wife on some team building trip that should end in murder suicide but that will just end with me locking myself outside hoping I freeze to death…

I have no choice but to spend my nights trying to convince girls to take pictures of themselves with random household objects in their asses..

So far no one has pulled through…making this weekend far worse that I expected it to be…which is already very very very bad.

Here are some morning links…

Jane Seymour is 62 in a Bikini
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Top 10 Uncle Phil Moments
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Worst Topless Beach Pic You’ll See Today
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30 Celebrity Make-Unders
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Ultimate Weather Bloopers
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Alison Brie Reaction Faces in GIF
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Winter Babes!
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WATCH – Girls Getting Naked for Free
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

03

Jan

Maria Menounos’ Choreographed Christmas Dance of the Day

I am very late on these Maria Menounos choreographed dance videos where she seems to be in a bikini because like the rest of the world…I don’t give a fuck about Maria Menounos, if anything I hate her because she is a host of a celebrity gossip show owned by the people who own the celebrities and that in and of itself just makes me angry…

I don’t find her all that hot, all that interesting, and I’ve already seen her vagina sticking it’s tongue out at me…but I’ll post it anyway.

TO SEE SOME RECENT BIKINI VACATION PICS OF HER CLICK HERE

Posted in:Maria Menounos

2014

02

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

2014’s as shitty as I expected…but the good news is girls are just as slutty as they were in 2013. That keeps me going….

Here are the stepLINKS…

Baby Gives Jenny McCarthy Side Eye – FUNNY
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Girls Without Bras
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This CHick is Ripped….
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AnnaLynne McCord Lives and is Still Skinny in a Bikini
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Rihanna’s New Years on Instagram
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Bridget Malcolm in Lingerie
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People WHo Have Failed in the New Year
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Marg Helgenberger’s Pokies
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Subway Pisser
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Nina Agdal in Revista
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Charlize Theron in a Bikini
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Some Slut
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Frog Walking….
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Keira Knightley in a Magazine….
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The Science of Chocolate
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Margot Robbie and Kate Mara
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Scientists Levitate Small Objects
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Topless Beach Pic of the Day
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Nina Agdal in a Bikini
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Chris Kluwe On Why He Was Fired from The Vikings
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Nina Agdal in Beach Bunny
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Cara Delevingne Eyebrows
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Famous Women You’d Have a Beer With
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Paris Hilton in a Sleazy Tight Dress
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Jessica Simpson Mega Gallery….
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stepNEWS – TOPLESS SPEEDING WOMAN ARRESTED AND AMAZING
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Hot Girl Making Cookies
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Tori Spelling Staged Pic
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Chocolate Bananasa Gone Wrong
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People Living Like No One is Watching
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Sexy Snow Bunnies
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The Hottest Pic You Will Ever See of Kayley Cuoco
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Dude Got in Trouble for Fucking the Window
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Anastasia Ashley in a Bikini Yo
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Holly Wolf Titty Model
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500 Foot Moving Goal
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Kate Winslet is Worried for Miley
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11 People Who Forgot to Work Out at the Gym
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The Year in Celebrity Booty
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More Demi Moore Bikini Pics
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Kaley Cuoco in a Pink Dress!
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The Ultimate Weather Bloopers of 2013
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Rob Kardashian Wants to Quit his Family
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You Need one of these in your Bag of Tricks…
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CAM GIRLS FOREVER
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Model May Andersen’s 2011 Nude Pics are making a Comeback
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Your Favorite Celebrity Nude Scenes
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2 Finger Handjob is Kinda Homo To Watch But Pretyt Alright
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Weird Titty Cam Show
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Goth Porn
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Breasts Against Glass
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Seriously Uneventful Masturbation
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Giant Webcam Tits
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Awesome Squirt Video
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2 Girls One Cam
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A Couple Girls Dyking Out
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Amateur Fucks Herself with a Wine Bottle
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Get the Best Porn – at a Discount
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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Posted in:stepLINKS