2014
03
Jan
Pro surfer Anastasia Ashley is pretty okay to look at, but way more interesting to jerk off to, whether in bikini bottoms or shorts, surfing, or just posing, I am down to lick the sea salt off her entire body…
She’s rocking’ her POPDAT CULTURE TRILL CLINTON SHIRT and I may or may not be in love…but you sure as hell should be…
Posted in:Anastasia Ashley
2014
03
Jan
I don’t know what is going on in this pic of Gwyneth Paltrow showing off her healthy living, healthy eating, healthy bikini body…but I know I love it…
Not necessarily because I am not as offended or turned off of Gwyneth Paltrow as I should be knowing her age and more importantly knowing she’s in her 40s and still just some privileged rich kid who only matters cuz her dad was in the industry….she kinda has a hot body…
But because whoever edited out the other person in the pic, left for something magical and ridiculous that makes me laugh…and laughing is sometimes all we need, even if I don’t generally believe in laughter as an activity…
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Posted in:gwyneth paltrow
2014
03
Jan
Richie Sambora and Heather Locklear’s troubled tween…who I assume is troubled because her mom is Heather Locklear and her dad Richie Sambora….you know Richie Sambora always in and out of rehab causing rockstar issues and Locklear constantly trying to kill herself..leaving poor little Ava, alone to fend for herself while her parents are too into themselves, with her million dollar trust fund and more importantly, money she’s made on her own thanks to being thrown into the industry at a young age, leaving her in Hawaii posing in bikinis for Instagram, that would be creepy to look at if Ava at 16 wasn’t more grown up than more 25 year olds thanks the living the rockstar life, her whole fucking life…
These are some pics of her instagram, she likes to show off her butt, I guess she thinks it is cute…who cares…
Posted in:Ava Sambora
2014
03
Jan
It is a sad day when you get turned on my pictures of RUMER WILLIS in a bikini…knowing what womb RUMER WILLIS crawled out of…but importantly, after years of trying to understand her big awkward looking face that Demi made…I mean this is a girl I’ve made fun of consistently forever because I am an asshole..who I guess has figured out that a hot enough body cancels out a wonky looking face any fucking day…or maybe, just maybe, being locked in a cabin in the woods with my obese wife has made me desperate for anything in a bikini that isn’t my fat fucking wife…
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Posted in:Rumer Willis
2014
03
Jan
Gertrud Hegelund is a danish model living in New York and she is in a recent issue of Elle Australia. I guess that is considered making fucking moves…because first you start with Australia and then you take on the world…even though I’ve never heard that ever…except maybe with Steve Irwin, but look where he ended up…dead.
Either way, I think I can see her nipple. Which isn’t a big deal for anyone, especially not a model, who’s career is based on being willing to get naked in camera…because lets face it, it is just a nipple, even if all the girls you ask for tit pics freak when you ask for one…since you aren’t a photographer on set for a magazine, where any girl would take their top off because that’s the scam with photography…it’s modern day puppet mastery…
I’ve never heard of her before, but I think I like her…especially in this hot cowboy shoot…
Posted in:Gertrud Hegelund
2014
03
Jan
Alessandra Ambrosio is getting all artistic in her bikini selfies for instagram….running them through filters hard even though they are hardly selfies but rather over produced nonsense shot by what is probably professional photographer fans and run through the team at Victoria’s Secret quality control department before posting it – because she is owned by them and everything you see in social media is a fucking lie….a lie designed for fans to feel like they can connect with her on whatever level this is….
I just think it’s too bad she cropped out her pussy definition, which happens to be my favorite part of any bikini….
Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio
2014
03
Jan
They say that Gas Sniffing is bad for tweens who can’t legally buy booze, but can legally buy cans of toxic aerosol chemicals…
I say it’s pretty fucking funny to watch…on so many levels, from how idiotic a bitch has to be to get into this shit, thinking it’s a good idea, when it is only really a good idea when you’re practically homeless and can’t afford actual drugs…but more importantly, how good it is to see her fall from the stairs…
Sure I am more into teens being slutty on the internet, but I figure this is a solid gateway activity to that…it burns off them brain cells proper…
Posted in:Videos
2014
03
Jan
Miley Cyrus decided to show the world that she’s a vapid self-obsessed little cunt, in a video I don’t really understand, but figure is her high with a friend who is making fun of her for watching her own video for 4 hours, and the fact that I even pulled that much information out of this bullshit, angers me, because sitting here trying to analyze an instagram video of Miley Cyrus, as if it was some masterful theatrical piece of history, is just plane ridiculous….but not as ridiculous as the fact that she’s not touching herself like this was one of her music videos…cuz that is the Miley I like to anal-yze…in my mind…
The fact she’s a self involved little cunt is really expected…she’s in an industry where people suck her dick all day and feed her ego because she makes them money or they are paid to do so…while the rest of the world celebrates her…if she wasn’t self involved and if she didn’t think she was awesome, she could never get on stage and have the audacity to perform like she matters or deserves to…
All this to say, she needs to step up her instagram video game…
Posted in:Miley Cyrus
2014
03
Jan
Sunshine – “Arnprior” from stagnant cult. on Vimeo.
I think I linked this video the other day, it was open in my browser tab and I watched it again, on mute, but this actually watching it and seeing that it includes fucking with a dildo, maybe even a strap on and peeing…yet still hosted on VIMEO, which I guess likes to walk that fine line art vs porn site…which in a lot of ways…is kind of what I am all about and in a lot of ways is awesome…and here’s the video proof…
2014
03
Jan
Simon Cowell is getting bombard by 16 year old girls…in their bikinis…with their fat asses that we can blame on a western diet and hormones in the food that will leave them 600 pounds and too tired to move in 10 years…all because McDonalds is legal and advertised while Marijuana and other harmless things aren’t….and he’s looking far too happy to be getting this young girl attention in the rich resort in Barbados he hangs at…making me wonder if he’s the kind of sex tourism UK pedo that have been around for generations…kinda making his whole debut in the industry with the Teletubbies and American Idol, clearly younger audiences arouse him and his bank account…
Pervert.
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