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2014

16

Jan

Izabel Goulart is a Fucking Machine of the Day

Fit as fuck Izabel Goulart proves that having an average at best face doesn’t matter when you are built like a fucking lean, fat-less, toned machine who works out every fucking day and looks amazing doing it….so good that Victoria’s Secret hires her for their Runway shows, while all the other models are out starving themselves and doing coke all night…this girl’s a fucking fitness machine…and I like watching her do things that I can’t do but would try eating her out if she was doing it in front of me, while she was doing it….

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2014

16

Jan

Rihanna’s Got a Good Bathing Suit on Of the Day

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I like Rihanna’s choice in bathing suits…even though I know that if Rihanna had her choice her bathing suit would be no bathing suit while spreading her ass asking for people to lick it…because she’s a sexual deviant, ego, who some would debate is the fucking worst…but who I think is pretty alright, because any girl who produces her own smut, famous or both is alright to me, they give me something to look at that’s better than my wife trying to not get stuck in our shower stall…

It may be the angle, or the quality of the pic, but it looks good.

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2014

16

Jan

I have a Crush on the Dirty Diaper Eater of the Day

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Keyshia is my crush of the day…because she’s fucking crazy…

She’s a baby piss drinking dirty diaper sucking freak who I am going to assume is fully lying and a hired actor down on her luck because of the smile on her face while she sucks the piss out of a diaper…despite not having kids…making me wonder where she finds the pee filled diapers to being with…but that I am going to assume are found by the guy who handles props since TV is all staged…

I just wonder where we are at in society, that this kind of thing is produced, or even sensationalized or talked about. What happened to having some dignity in your weirdo behavior, keep it to your self – feel guilty – hope you don’t get caught…

All this to say, I’m in love.

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2014

16

Jan

Demi Lovato Bikini Pic of the Day

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The only thing I know about Demi Lovato is that I’ve been told she has a Lesbian Sex tape with Miley that they shot when they were under 18…and that people have been passing around the mean streets of Nashville the last 5 years…leading to Demi Lovato having a break down that she’s clearly crawled out of…at least according to this bikini selfie that she posted the other day that says “it’s a weekday and I am tanning on the beach, my life is a fucking vacation, you’re all a bunch of assholes, buy my next album, it pays for this shit, while you work for 10 dollars a fucking hour”…

I like appreciative bi-polar girls like that…but only when they are in a bikini selfie.

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2014

16

Jan

Kaili Thorne Topless Pics of the Day

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I guess when your sister is some bubbly Disney robot named Bella Thorne…the kind of bitch who is probably a bitch until the camera goes on and when it does she’s some over the top kitten loving, candy coated, fluffy cunt…the kind of schizophrenia that would probably make for very scary, yet exciting sex….at least based on her Candies campaign video…

You have no choice but to take a totally different route when you are her sister, and you want nothing to do with the family empire of teddy bears and rainbows, but rather the hipster model, I get naked for photographers but it’s not porn kick, that is fucking awesome…

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2014

16

Jan

Maria Menounos Fit as Fuck Body of the Day

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I am going to assume that these behind the scenes pictures of Maria Menounos are fully doctored…because we’ve got an archive of HER FAT GREEK ASS ON THE SITE an ass she probably prefers being called her vagina…because that’s how the greeks do it…it’s a historical thing that has transcended generations…anal…that thanks to girls growing up watching porn – has also been taken up by the average under 25 year old who thinks it’s a great place for a dude to cum because they can’t get pregnant…not that that has anything to do with Maria Menounos’ and her case of the mysterious ABS for some fitness mag…because whether she has ABS or not really doesn’t matter, what I am more interested in is talking about anal sex…no homo…and preferably with no shit left on my dick…but I guess I am also interested in looking at fit bodies…because everyone around me is so fat.

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2014

16

Jan

Bar Refaeli for Terry Richardson of the Day

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Terry Richardson has done pretty interesting pictures of pretty interesting people…back when he was just starting out…now he just takes pictures of interesting people…who are probably not even that interesting…but are just considered interesting because they are famous…only he doesn’t take the interesting pictures of them…part of his hustle was being the creeper who got girls spreading their vagina lips out for the sake of art…now he just dresses them up like him because with his success comes a love for himself and the only way he can get off is dressing a bitch like him

Not that it matters…here are the pics…

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2014

16

Jan

Anne Hathaway Does the Nipple Block of the Day

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One of the most offensive positions a girl can be in, is the hiding her nipple stance…it’s like “OMG my nipples are so hard and visible, they can’t be seen, because nipples are pornographic and I Don’t want anything redeeming to show up in this pics, where I must be pregnant, cuz I look like I’m pregnant”…

Not that I care about anything Anne Hathaway does, whether it is lying her way to an Oscar…or not being hot in any movie she’s done…She’s just reminding me of so many days at the pool…or on a cold day when a girl is caught in a tank top, or even a rainstorm…and I’m just more into a girl who at this level of fame should just let it all out…I mean it’s just fucking nipples yo!

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2014

16

Jan

Michelle Jenneke Bikini Pics of the Day

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A few years ago, there was a track meet warm up video that went viral of an Australian hurdler named Michelle Jenneke…who with her biggest smile and some slow motion – became household…she looked hot and even I loved the video and I hate everything….and everyone…it’s kinda the only thing I do like…

Well, after that video, people realized that without the smile, and the slow motion, she was just a fucking ogre of a woman…not nearly as hot as you’d think…all big and scary…and today…she’s in a bikini and from this angle, she’s hardly the monster I thought she was…

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2014

16

Jan

Drunk Position of the Day

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Here’s the drunk position of the day, sure it’s not quite as good as falling asleep with your penis inside an inanimate object for your roommates to walk in on when they wake up to go to work, but it’s still pretty interesting….on his knees and kicked back…pretty much what ever man would want to be known for on the internet…

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