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2013

30

Dec

Cara Delevingne Shitty Sword Fight of the Day

Cara Delevingne confuses me…

She’s got the face of a handicapped girl throwing up, and the body of an average at best skinny girl who does a lot of cocaine, no fitness, and eats a bit too much cheese and baguette when back in France…

I’m talking, dumpy, uninteresting, weird faced, and not cute, unless she was maybe an animal at the fucking zoo….but not for a successful “It” Girl model…

I mean she’s in a bikini and she does absolutely nothing for me, I feel like I’m looking the awkward nerdy bitch no one wanted to fuck who compensated with a big personality…

Yet, she’s not just a fashion model, with that hipster look, who photographs well, with hair and make-up, lights and a good photographer…you know that that brands use to stay hip and relevant…

She’s a fucking Victoria’s Secret model…yet she looks average a best…proving a few things, like that Victoria’s Secret is just attaching themselves to whatever is popular because they can afford to, that celebrities like Rihanna, make friends with whoever is considered cool by the media, that no one cares about a substantial body anymore, and more importantly, that everything we see is a fucking fabricated lie that doesn’t hold any merit or truth, and that talentless underserving cunts usually are the ones they feed us, when the real quality is stuck working at a diner cuz their dad or their social life didn’t get the right dick shoved down their throat.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE

Posted in:Cara Delevingne

2013

30

Dec

Emanuela de Paula Catalog Model of the Day

Our life, at least my life, since this is my site and all about me and my personal interests that aren’t actually my interests, but rather my scam to trick people to read my broken english and bad jokes, because it validates my existence like a sad girl with no daddy sucking her first dick on camera for the glory of showing the world you are broken and have no soul…is not complete without shitty catalog bikini pics featuring some model with a hot ass…because models with hot asses, even if they are a dime a dozen thanks to the internet, instagram, hormones in the food and fitness…are still my fucking favorite, and bikini catalog pics, something that used to be exciting are so fucking boring, that they make masturbation to them a challenge, and when you don’t get off the couch, some competitive sport, even if it is competing with yourself, is essential for survival..

Today, her that model is Emanuela de Paula, she’s from Brazil, 24, half black, which is black enough to be considered black by the industry at the KKK, and she’s done all kinds for modelling, and here is a sample..

Posted in:Emanuela de Paula

2013

30

Dec

Olivia Palermo’s Artistic Bikini Selfie Sucks More Than She Does of the Day

I have never heard of Olivia Palermo before…which could be a lie, because all these names pollute my brain on a daily basis and I try to erase them and use booze to forget them…otherwise knowing anything about this miserable hollywood industry…would be very embarrassing when trying to convince a girl that I am not in fact the teenage girl I want to adopt from Russia and marry…I save.

She’s a socialite, which means rich girl who does nothing…likely talentless with nothing to offer the world and apparently, she’s very horrible at taking bikini selfies, the countless instagram models need to tell this bitch to get off her artistic kick and spread that ass in front of a mirror like a good girl.

TO SEE THE ACTUAL BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Olivia Palermo

2013

30

Dec

Stacey Poole Invites You to her Tanning Session of the Day

Stacey Poole isn’t anyone important, she’s just UK Glamour model who shows her tits for notoriety, because I don’t even think she gets paid for this shit, she just likes the fan base and the followers on social media, it validates her useless, tit showing self…because when you have big fucking tits, you can either hide them and get an office job, or waitressing job or use them to distract from your shitty face and hope they brainwash a rich guy into marrying you….or maybe even to give you a platform to land a reality show..dreams baby..we all got em…even if most people have really stupid ones…any excuse to show off tits getting skin cancer in efforts to make her average yet willing to get naked body…more appealing…silly….but I’m still watching…as she shows everything but her cunt cuz cunt makes her pornographic while this makes her Glamous…such bullshit….but the good news is I love when girls send me pics like this, I just prefer when I’m the only one seeing them.

Posted in:NSFW|Stacey Poole

2013

30

Dec

Miley Cyrus Dances at a Britney Concert of the Day

So Britney is doing a Vegas show now, which I assume was the much anticipated, for people with nothing better to do, than worry about Vegas shows and Britney’s whereabouts and doings…even though she kinda died in 2009…and as far as I’m concerned, this pussy is embalmed.

But new generation Miley was there taking notes on how to scam the world into thinking you are talent after Disney, you know on how to keep interest when you push 31, because that means 10 more years of money making…

And in being new generation, Miley took the opportunity to steal the fucking show, by being outrageous, which everyone knows is totally fucking tasteless, classless, and like the jealous sister at the wedding getting drunk and causing a scene, but it was still better than watching Britney’s fat used up uterus dangling out of her onsie like she’s not pushing 35.

The highlight was that Mario Lopez was there…

TO SEE MORE PICS OF BRITNEY’S DEBUT AT HER VEGAS LASER CUNT RESIDENCY CLICK THE PICTURE

Posted in:Britney Spears|Miley Cyrus

2013

30

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I guess Taryn Manning doesn’t like me very much.

The funny thing is, I didn’t even instigate, even though instigating is kinda my thing…

I guess it’s just pent up hatred from years of me being awesome..

Here are some New Years Morning Links…even though it isn’t new years…

And for the record – as far as I’m concerned it’s still Christmas…

2013 Recap – LOHAN NUDE IN THE CANYONS
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Rockin’ Jeans
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The Greatest Animal Photobombs
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25 Celebrity DUI Mugshots
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A Tribute to Etch a Sketch Inventor
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FIt Girls Turn Me On….
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12 Winter Fails
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I Fall in Love with Cam Girls Every Day….
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Monday Motivational Words
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12 People Being Champions of the Gym…
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12 Things You Didn’t Know About Ben Affleck.
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

27

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

It turns out that sending girls you are trying to get to send you nudes of girls you have already got to send you nudes will make them not trust your “I won’t show anyone”…line that you use to get nudes…

Not that I get nudes from girls, I am not that kind of guy, I am much more into good conversation, holding hands, and writing love poems…

But if I was into getting nudes…that’s the advice I’d want to hear…

It’s still Christmas to me, even if I post all day with amazingness, don’t get confused…this is vacation time lovers and other strangers…I want to see naked…if you have a vagina…

Here are some stepLINKS…

The Cara Delevingne Bikini GAllery
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Best of Courtney Stodden Implants…
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12 People Being Champions…
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Britney Spears Reunites with her Toxic Bodysuit
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Shanina Shaik is a Hot Piece…
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Sofia Vergara in a Bikini
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The RAZZIES Nominations
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How Growing Up Stole Christmas
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Some Chick in a Censored Shirt….
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Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn’s Relationship Portraits are Hot
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Escalator Workout
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Hot Girls Failing
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Vanessa Hudgens Jog
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10 Celebrities who Need to Shut the Fuck Up in 2014….
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Lindsay Lohan’s Hot Tits
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Sarah Harding Bikini
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Katherine Heigl is a Bitch
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Some Chick Named Marika Fruscio Nude calendar
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Rihanna Needs To Be Fucked Up The Ass
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Sled Fails
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Miley Cyrus Cameltoe from the Back
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Dylan Penn is a Babe in GQ
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Youtube Oreo Eater who was Probably Molested by her Dad of the Day
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Amazon Removes “CUM FOR BIGFOOT”
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J.Woww is Making a Baby
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Kimora Lee Simmons in a Bikini…
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Teresa Moore in a Tiny Bikini
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Kayley Cuoco Christmas
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Big Titties!
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How A-LIsters Spent Their Christmas
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Tom Cruise’s Daughter is a LEsbian
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Some Trashy Bitch With a Rockin’ Ass
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The Worst Movies of 2013
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Girls Who Aren’t in a Bra
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Some Chick Named Rafaella Fico’s Nude Calendar
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Simon Cowell’s Fat Pregnant Wife…
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I Like this Model Josephine Skriver
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Today in Celeb Nudity
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Izabel Goulart for GQ
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You Need one of these in your Bag of Tricks…
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I Fall in Love with Cam Girls Every Day….
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Drunken Stepfather Discount – Get the Best Porn
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Curly Hair Vagina Play
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Nicole Neal Nude Shoot
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Hot Pornstar Vines
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Puke Porn
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Hot White Cotton Panties in the Shower with a Shave
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Webcam Strip Show
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Busty Friends in a Topless Swim
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Fat Ass Girl Trying on Panties
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Another Girl in the Shower
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Kim Kardashian in a White Bikini
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Greek Vagina Drinks WINE
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SQUIRT SQUIRT SQUIRT
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OBNOXIOUS SHIRT OF THE DAY
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

27

Dec

Aubrey O’Day Big Titty Kiss on Instagram of the Day

If you’re into Miley touching tongues with Cara Delevingne, who isn’t all that hot, but who makes a lot of money for being considered an it girl, because fashion is determined by gay men in France….because both girls crave attention and want to be shocking…even though they both look like lesbians who actually fuck each other with strap ons in combat boots when not riding motor bikes…but who feel that this playful soft core shit is enough ready for the world…

Then you’ll probably like a less fat Aubrey O’Day, who has lost weight after being teased…showing off her big stupid fake tit, but more importantly that once you go black on your TV Show with the producer host P-Diddy, you do go back…with white gay looking dudes..Even if you don’t know who she is….you know this is a solid attention crave.

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day

2013

27

Dec

Bar Refaeli Back-Up Dancer of the Day

If you’re not into Miley touching tongues with some model who isn’t all that hot, but who makes a lot of money for being considered hot or relevant, because both crave attention as this is their time to shine…it’s their year…

Then here’s Bar Refaeli, ex-Victoria’s Secret model, turned Israeli socialite, who no longer dates A-Listers…but who does post dance videos to her instagram…and I guess sometimes…that’s good enough…at least for me because I have no standards or taste.

Posted in:Bar Refaeli

2013

27

Dec

Miley Cyrus Tongue Kisses Cara Delevigne of the Day

One of my favorite ways to trick a girl into making out with me is telling her to touch tongues with me and playing off like it’s a totally normal thing like a high five…and it works a lot more than you’d think…especially when they are sedated.

I guess Miley is up on that hustle too, but this looks more like “Let me make a bit of noise with the biggest “It” girl in fashion”…people will love my lesbian hair licking tongue because I’m so bi-sexual, edgy and cool”…

It’s all so fucking boring to me, but I am sure at least one person out there gets excited by this nonsense….like the Christians who buy her music still.

I guess I’ve just seen too much to be phased..I mean the tongue touch is every straight girls attention seeking move, and has been since the 70s, 80s, 90s, and today….

But I’ll look at the pic anyway cuz young girls strategically using each other for their careers is good times..

Posted in:Miley Cyrus