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2013

26

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

As far as I’m concerned…Christmas is still happening…everyday is Christmas…it’s not over yet and if you aren’t wasted under your chistmas tree playing with your granny’s panties…than you’ve failed at life..if you’re at work…well then you’ve really just thrown in the fucking towel…

Here are some morning links

Selena Gomez Nipple
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LeAnn Rimes in a Gown in a Gym Shower
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Police Reports froM Christmas
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Hot Girls in Tank Tops
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A Whole Lot of Sofia Vergara
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The Worst TV Shows of 2013
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Slow Motion Christmas….
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Big Fuckign Tits
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10 Natvitiy Scenes Made Out of Food
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We Love Our Cam Girls…More Than We Love Our Family on X-Mas
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2013

25

Dec

Vida Guerra Big Booty Christmas Twerk of the Day

Vida Guerra reminds us that she’s still around and ready to attack the world with her ghetto booty everyone loves…through the best Christmas card in the history of Christmas cards…because even if you’re not into big asses…you will be able to appreciate this…wishing it was being unwrapped and spread under your Christmas tree..even if you’re Jewish…

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2013

25

Dec

Christmas Day Topless Activist in Church of the Day

Some topless girl with “I AM GOD” written on her chest raided a Catholic church on Christmas Eve, the most Holiest day of the year, in Germany….because I assume she was either raped when she was a little boy by a priest, or more likely seriously misguided, attention seeking, trying to be punk rock, while really just being an asshole…let people practice their religion however they want…whether the whole holiday is so anti Christian and anti religious through it’s commercialization or not…

I don’t know what she’s protesting, but watching them drag her out of the church was fun…would rather this end in a porn scene exorcism…but I guess you can’t get killed for this kind of behavior anymore…too bad.

Posted in:Videos

2013

25

Dec

Jennifer Irene Gonzalez for X-Mas of the Day

The homies over at VENICE CHIC remind us that it is never too late too learn how to decorate a Christmas tree…

This not really what I remember my grandma looking like when she decorated the tree…which is a good thing..

This video Features some babe named Jennifer Irene Gonzalez, who I am going to assume is not Asian…

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2013

25

Dec

Slow Motion Christmas Bounce of the Day

Rachel Williams and Daisy Watts are some Glamour models you…and pretty much the rest of the world have never heard of…but they are dressed in Christmas

If you don’t like that…here are some boobs….making Christmas music

Posted in:Videos

2013

25

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Today the morning hangover dump comes with no links…other than THIS ONE TO OUR FAVORITE CAM GIRL SITE

Because cam girls are a great distraction from annoying family, family tradition, religion, disappointment, and loneliness…

And what better way to celebrate than with this random cam girl who may or may not be on OUR FAVORITE CAM SITE but who makes for a good fluffer…for real girls put there making an honest living…I can masturbate to…

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2013

24

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s Christmas Eve….whether you celebrate or not, you sure as fuck shouldn’t on the computer…there are lovely, desperate, sad people out there…and you need to go out there and take advantage of them…it is the Holiday Season…Christmas Rape and Pillage Broken Souls…

Here are some links…

Squishy Girls
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Some Topless Trash on the Beach
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Cindy Crawford Disappointing Bikini Pics
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15 Naughty Santa Helpers
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The Most Stylish X-Mas Film Characters
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Vanessa Hudgens – Hikes
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A Girl in Boxing Gloves with Serious Underboob
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Have Yourself an Angelina Jolie X-Mas
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Christmas Greeting From your Pets
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Stacy Keibler Gallery
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3 Most WTF X-Mas Movies
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Some Teresa Palmer Chick Pregnant
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Jessica Lowndes Solid Ass Pic
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Hilary Duff Ducks Under Garage Door
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Amanda Seyfried Will Scare You
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Petra Nemcova – Tsunami Survivor – In Shape
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Jack Nicholson Wants to Bang Jennifer Lawrence
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Rihanna Braless
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Courntey Stodden’s Publicity Stunt Bullshit – Hot Body
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Love this 12 Years as a Slave Poster
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Mariah Carey’s Biggest Regret
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Molly Sims Bikini
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Chat Roulette Santa PRank
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Barbara Palvin Photoshoot
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Topless Barely a Celebrity on the Beach
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Jodie Sweetin Not on Meth – But Bra-Less
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Bar Refaeli in her Underwear
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Victoria’s Secret Catalog Pics Starring Gracie Carvalho
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Rita Ora See Through
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Victoria’s Secret Catalog Pics Starring Doutzen
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Snow Days Then and Now
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Merry X-Mas From Screaming Goats
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The NUTS X-Mas Special
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Terrifying Santas
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GET THIS FOR YOUR GIRL AND MAKE IT CHRISTMAS EVERY DAY OF THE YEAR
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We Love Our Cam Girls…More Than We Love Our Family on X-Mas
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Drunken Stepfather Discount – Get the Best Porn
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Girl Fucks a Huge Bottle of Pepsi
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Three or More Girls Naked Together
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Naked Ginger Bread Decorator
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It’s the Fucking Thread
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Weirdest X-Mas Gift Ever
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Girl Fucks Corncob
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Cam Teen X-Mas Dance
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Asian Hot Chicks
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The Chat Roulette X-Mas Penis
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Girl Fucks a Puppet
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Christmas Ghetto Booty
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Christmas Sex
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SQUIRTING GIRLS!!! MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!
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OBNOXIOUS SHIRT OF THE DAY
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW
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VISIT THE VERY MERRY HOLIDAY ADVENT CALENDAR

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2013

24

Dec

Candice Swanepoel’s Nude Vogue Promo Pic of the Day

Candice Swanepoel may not be a Christmas miracle sent from South Africa to make us questions whether we would do her despite the risk of her HIV thanks to the high AIDS rate and nature of her half naked career…even though she probably left South Africa a virgin…as the industry abducted her…I know, I’ve said this before…but I’d still dive deep and without condom in hopes of impregnating her..and convincing her to keep it because she may not have another chance…but in my defence I do that to random scragglier women who probably have more chance having AIDS than Candice Swanepoel…at least based on their herpes scabs…

Either way, here’s some pics of Candice’s Vogue shoot coming out soon…and she’s naked…OMG>

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2013

24

Dec

Sofia Vergara’s Christmas Bikini Bottoms of the Day

Sofia Vergara may be old as fuck, but she does this whole showing her ass thing pretty fucking well…especially at her age…and more importantly at her level of battered pussy cuz you know she had a kid at 20, where shit probably bounced back for her, but she also went from Miami immigrant to superstar, sure it took 20 years, but she’s the highest paid person on TV now, and that only happens with vaginal insertion…FACT.

Vaginal insertion I’d like to watch and not just cuz I love vaginal insertion…and not just because I know this vagina can insert all kinds of things…but because I love this ass…despite it’s age…which is weird for me…but let’s blame Christmas…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2013

24

Dec

Emily Ratajkowski GQ Outtake of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski was in GQ and with every photoshoot that happens comes hundreds of pictures they don’t run with that are just as hot when photoshopped as the other pictures they did publish….

The magazine came out in November, the pics came out in October, it was Shot by Terry Richardson, her body looks banging, her face not as weird as usual, her Belly Button, not as OUTTY as my that exploded deli sandwich pussy I watched masturbate on webcam last night…and I’ll post and stare, even if you can find naked pics of her…vagina and all…all over the fucking internet…and even if I think she’s a little too celebrated, no matter how lovely she is, not one pussy deserves this much power..ever…but I’ll still write her love songs, cuz that’s just what I Do for the women who have worked their way into my heart by ignoring my Facebook messages…

TO SEE ALL THE PICS AND VIDEOS CLICK HERE

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