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2013

27

Dec

Kim Kardashian’s George Condo Birkin of the Day

I am only posting this because how ridiculous the story is, and what is even more ridiculous how much people care…this is Kim Kardashian’s Christmas gift from Kanye…who fucking cares…but I like erotic nude paintings…and this is erotic..I think…probably not to her because no black guy is peeing on her…but to the rest of us…there’s a nipple!!

The story is that Kim Kardashian, who probably already has a hundred Hermes Birkins, which can be 50,000 dollar purses if you get the right one, got a jacked up purse from Kanye, featuring work from an artist he’s into named George Condo, because Kanye is constantly trying to submerse himself in art and culture, to act like he knows whats up…and that artists art is probably work serious money…

Now the question isn’t why would anyone want their expensive purse modified by an artist who probably makes the purse worth more, he was huge in street art in the 80s, the question is why walk around with it, when his art on the purse seems to be something he ejaculated out of his ass…

He’s already established and doesn’t need to pretend he’s good or talented, the art scene has bought his lie, and people like Kanye are throwing money at him to do shit like this so whatever…

It’s safe to say Kim is only wearing the purse to get people talking…because that’s what fame whores do.

TO SEE THE PICS OF HER WALKING WITH HER PURSE CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2013

27

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I’ve spent the last 4 hours staring at pictures of bush…I’m not patriotic or a republican, I am not even american…I just like pussy hair….because it’s Christmas and it keeps my soul warm when all the other questionable women just give me herpes..

Why aren’t you on vacation on a beach you ghetto fuck…

Here are some morning links…

Keri Russell Relationship Status for her Virgin Loser Fans…
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The Worst Movies of 2013
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Beyonce Tried to Edit the Internet
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J.Woww is Making a Baby
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15 Amazing Celebrity Yearbook Photos
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Cute Girls….
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Paris Hilton Charges 350k an Hour to DJ
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Festive Florida Firing Range…
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Christmas Present Fails…
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THE BEST THING ABOUT THE HOLIDAYS IS KNOWING MY GIRLS ARE ALWAYS THERE…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

26

Dec

stepLINKS of the DAy

It’s still Christmas. Even for the Jews.

I am eating cake. Drinking Drink.

Preying on girls who’s prayers haven’t been answered and it’s amazing…

When I should be creeping on people desperate enough to be shopping on Boxing day…because you know they be hurting my kind of hurting…

What are you doing? Clicking links? Keep it up.

Iggy Pop Christmas
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Girls in Lingerie
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Jennifer Lopez Christmas
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Home Alone is Die Hard for Kids
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Huge Kim Kardashian Pregnant Ass
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Some Chick With Big Tits
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2013 Celebrity Bikini Recap
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6 Animals Delivering Famous Movie Monologues
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Community is Mad Men in the new Promo
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Naked French Grand Prix Racer
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Christmas Cat of the Day
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12 Banned Items of X-Mas
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Best Bloopers of 2013
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Evangeline Lilly in Women’s Health
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10 Natvitiy Scenes Made Out of Food
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36 Crazy Things that Only Happen iN China
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LeAnn Rimes Braless
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A Whole Lot of Sofia Vergara
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Pollyanna Woodward in a Swimsuit Scratching her Cunt
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Emilty Ratajkowski for GQ
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Miley’s Rockin’ Hard Nipples
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Police Reports froM Christmas
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Rita Ora See Through
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Amanda Bynes – Water Retention Shopping
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Incredible Trampoline Trick Shot
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Some UK Reality Shot Trash in Lacy Jumpsuits
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Yoga Pants and Boots
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Christmas Presents Fails
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Claduia Romani – Attention Seeking Ass
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Surprising Kids with Dream Toys
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Kaley Cuoco Leggings and Beanie…
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Christmas with Pranksters
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Some Chick in Fuck Me Boots
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11 Decked Out Igloos…
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GET THIS FOR YOUR GIRL AND MAKE IT CHRISTMAS EVERY DAY OF THE YEAR
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We Love Our Cam Girls…More Than We Love Our Family on X-Mas
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Drunken Stepfather Discount – Get the Best Porn
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Christy Mack has Weird Fucking Pussy
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5 girl Slumber Party
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Sexy Brazilian Christmas
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BOXING DAY PORN CUZ IT IS BOXING DAY YO
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Pink Dildo!
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Church Masturbation For X-Mas
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Make Girls Squirt With Your Hands…
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OBNOXIOUS SHIRT OF THE DAY
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

26

Dec

Miley Cyrus’ Masturbation Music Video of the DAy

Miley’s team has been leaking a bunch of clips from this new Music video for her new song called Adore you, where the concept is her filming a sex tape with herself in sheer underwear their blur out because that’s she aesthetic the world is turning to, thanks to being raised on porno…and if you’re into Miley touching her neck romantically with implied orgasms as she sings, and I can’t see how you wouldn’t be, you’ll appreciate this video, especially when you don’t hang with 21 year old girls and don’t realize, that this is how horny they all are all the time…making your 35 year old wife you locked into for fear of being alone pretty fucking obsolete….

I am totally down with this video and all it has to offer, but in my defence I love shit like this more than porn, and I did watch it on mute.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

26

Dec

Pregnant Ballerina Fetish of the Day

There’s gotta be a fetish in this somewhere…Some chick who I assume is a Russian Ballerina, because Russians are the only ones who care about ballet…has been posting her pregnant ballet pics to instagram…and it is scaring the fuck out of me because even though they tell us that pregnancy is natural, I find it the most unnatural thing ever…some weird alien growing inside a bitch only to be shat out of her vagina…destroying her body int he process..is what horror movies are made of…but you will probably like it…cuz she’s in a leotard…a leotard so tight it is keeping the baby in…because once it falls out of her she’ll have no more purpose…or meaning…she won’t know what to do with herself and no one will care about her and her failed ballet career….so take it in…while she keeps it in….this shit is freaking me out.

Posted in:Instagram

2013

26

Dec

Xenia for Some Christmas Themed Bullshit of the Day

Here’s a boring shoot of a girl named Xenia who I assume is Xenia Deli because there aren’t that many models named Xenia who I like looking at half naked…usually trying to figure out if Deli is a nickname she got after a photographer saw her unwrap that meaty sandwich in her pants…but that’s probably not what happened at all…but luckily we’re all allowed to have dreams….what did happen is they had her posing with some wrinkly faced bitch to either make herself look better, or as part of a make a wish foundation, ultimately, who fucking cares…not me, even though you’d think I did, based on the fact I just posted this shit.

Posted in:Xenia Deli

2013

26

Dec

Rihanna Gets Bible for X-Mas then Defies Religion of the Day

Sure, Rihanna’s badly shot Christmas pics for instagram are hardly as exciting as MILEY’S MUCH ANTICIPATED MASTURBATION MUSIC VIDEO …but I still found it funny

Partially because I assume that she got her dead grandmother’s bible, because clearly her religious family must hate that she’s got no soul…that she defies everything religion represents..and they are trying to ground her….

But also because right after she posted the bible pic, she posted this pic mocking jesus…

And this video of her at 10 am at all night rave that started at 3 am drinking…that is fuelled with molly…one of Christianity’s most favorite drug…

Hypocrite who sold her soul to the devil, just surprised she didn’t burst into flames…

Good idol for our youth.

Posted in:Rihanna

2013

26

Dec

Carmen Electra Keeps Hanging On of the Day

It always makes me laugh when I see a woman, who may still have sex appeal, but who is a fragment of what she once was, trying to be sexy, despite being in her 40s.

It’s like throw in the fucking towel, it’s ok to give up and ride off your savings, you don’t have to keep humiliating yourself and putting pressure on yourself, bow out gracefully, instead of doing this…

But at the same time, I love the desperation, and she’s still hotter than most, and I’m not just saying that cuz of the menopause…

Posted in:Carmen Electra

2013

26

Dec

Tequila and Milk Challenge of the Day

If you’re hungover…and still full of Christmas dinner, trying to have a pleasant day, just finishing up your breakfast or lunch…getting ready or coming back from boxing day shopping where you saved 50 dollars on a wide screen TV after waiting in line for 3 hours in a state of crisis for said TV..or even if you’re on an empty stomach…angry and hating the world…this video will not make you happy…and I am posting it because not everything in life is fucking happy…if anything…if you’re really a gangster about shit…bust this party trick out on New Years Eve…all over some bitch who won’t suck your dicks’ face.

Posted in:Videos

2013

26

Dec

Lucy Pinder’s Topless Christmas Shoot of the Day

Lucy Pinder..Glamour Model who’s career is based on showing her tits…did a Christmas Shoot for her site…showing her tits…because that’s what her career is based on. Makes sense, no surprises here…she’s a little thick and needs a bit more photoshop, give her an ass, get rid of the bad skin and bruises… but you’ll like it…cuz you can see her tits…and that’s really all that matters…at least when it comes to Lucy Pinder since it’s all she has going for, all she’s every done, her self worth…and she knows it…unlike other women who don’t realize that their tits is all that matters…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lucy Pinder|NSFW