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2013

20

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I usually love Christmas.

I like that it is 90 percent a viral campaign that happened in the 20s-50s that people don’t realize was just a viral campaign that people brought into their homes. From Santa being made by coke…it’s just Holiday movies, commercial, buy buy buy to fix the slump int he economy that happens every december….

But this year, I haven’t crashed any office Christmas parties, or met any desperate women who have drank one too many egg nog’s or spiced lattes craving a hug from the inside because when single – this is the most desperate time of year…

But I have hope that a Christmas miracle is around the corner…

Here are some morning links…


20 Perfect SFW Porn Edits
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Lohan Hangs with High School Kids
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The Best WTF Pic You Will See Today
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Kate Bosworth’s Wedding Pic
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A Whole Bunch of Hot Asses
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A Day in the Life of a 90s Kid on Winter break
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100 Greatest Action Movie One-Liners
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GET THIS FOR ANY WOMAN IN YOUR LIFE – EVEN YOUR MOM
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Girls With Squishy Boobs
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12 Celebs You Didn’t Know Were Related
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Girls on Cam are Better than The Girls You Pull
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A Redhead and her Vagina
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Fat Girls Gone Fit
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2013

20

Dec

Natasha Barnard Big Ass Tits for Lingerie of the Day

Natasha Barnard is an SI Model who I guess does lingerie modelling on the side since SI doesn’t pay the models to get into their bikinis…those girls do it for free..that’s why Kate Upton had to turn to humiliating herself in acting and Chrissy Teigen had to whore herself out to some millionaire musician to get the life she felt she deserved thinking she was all hotter than she actually was, making SI’s stamp of approval payment in ego boosting…because the rest of the world takes their model choices seriously, while I just find them flimsy, lazy and that they take whoever comes along with full enough tits…

But Natasha Barnard..this girl is good.

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2013

19

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

The biggest problem with instagram is that it makes fat girls think they are hotter than they are….and instead of going into places ashamed of their fat selves…they walk in like they are Lohan hopped on speed…and instead of being polite and accommodating – they are abrasive as fuck…It’s like whatever happened to fat chicks knowing their place…which is sometimes two normal sized people places…in the world…shit confuses me…

Here are the stepLINKS…..

Heather Mills – Skiing Amputee Cameltoe
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Alessandra Reindeer Saves Christmas
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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Some Old Lady Named Danielle Vasinova in a Bikini
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US Weekly Broke Photoshop
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Fat Chicks Swimming is Hilarious….
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Riot Cop Slalom
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The Hottest Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show GIFs
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5 Christmas Lyrics that Make No Sense…
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The Single Greatest Food Blog Ever – Featuring PUGS
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Crazy Ice Falling Off a Building…
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100 Greatest Action Movie One Liners….
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Miley Banged Kellan Lutz
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Her Name is Jessica Jarrell and SHe’s in a Tight Dress
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Top 6 Celebrity Hot Messes
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The Lost Prophet’s Dude Says Raping Kids was MEGALOLZ
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Sushi Served on a Dying Fish
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The 10 Worst Christmas Songs Ever
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Conan is Funny at the Doll Store
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Pixie Lott Cute Upskirt
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Katy Perry Singing With Her Boyfriend Who Cheats on her For Money
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5 PR Stunts for Tila Tequila
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Tanya Mitushina in Lingerie
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Freaky Face in a See Through Dress
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The Dog Who Doesn’t Swim
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Kelly Rowlands’ Wedding Dress Celebrates her Implants
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Coco is Launching her Own Sex Toy Line
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Some No Name Model Named Lauren Fitzgerald in a Bikini
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Kim Kardashian’s Sloppy Bikini Body
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Tampon Joke of the Day…
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Christmas Face Music Video
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Jennifer Lawrence is Clumsy
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Zoe Kravitz and Drake Together Black Jew-Ing It
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Olympian Babe of the Day
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Greek Celebrity in a Bikini
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Girls Teasing
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A Group of Girls Flashing Their Tits
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Tongue Splitting is Disgusting…..
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Alyssa Milano is 41….Here is a Tribute
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5 Actitivites Better Sloppy
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Beyonce’s Sexiest Clips.
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Some Attention Seeker’s Implants on the Beach
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Dirty Vimeo of the Day
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Joaquin Phoenix is going to Lex Lurther
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Full Sized Lego Car
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Stay Lazy – Let This Do All The Work on the Pussy
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Girls on Cam are Better than The Girls You Pull
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Exclusive Drunken Stepfather Discount – Get the Best Porn
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Weirdest Fetish Video of the Day
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Bianca Beauchamp’s Stupid Tits as Harley Quinn
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Her Name is Lacie and She’s Fucking Amazing
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This Video Makes me Laugh
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Lesbians Stappling their Vaginas…
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Some Girl Stripping at the Beach
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I like to make girls squirt and this is how I learned How…
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OBNOXIOUS SHIRT OF THE DAY
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VISIT THE VERY MERRY HOLIDAY ADVENT CALENDAR

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2013

19

Dec

Kate Upton’s Boobs in Slow Motion for a Trailer of the Day

I am sure I posted the behind the scenes paparazzi pics of this movie, because I remember seeing them, but feel a little uninterested in looking for Cameron Diaz and Kate Upton on the beach, but I don’t mind posting the edited footage of Kate Upton’s tits on the beach, not because I like her awkward shitty ass body and shitty acting….or even because I like her tits…but because you do…and I’m accommodating like that…I mean if anything this is a massive fucking Judd Apatow joke…thanks to an Sports Illustrated swimsuit joke….the worst….but tits…sloppy or not…are tits…

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2013

19

Dec

Candice Swanepoel’s Instagram Slo Mo Dance of the Day

Candice Swanepoel put up this cute slow motion video of her on instagram that I assume Victoria’s Secret manages for her….because they have too much invested in her and she’s too busy being rich as fuck to bother with this low level communicating with her fans social media shit…

It’s a critical time for the billion dollar evil empire generate as much buzz and revenue that they can from people with horrible taste in gifting…and why not use this amazing body, at least amazing in pictures, because you know she’s 6 foot tall and in person that food is bigger than your fucking head…

But luckily since we don’t leave our house, pictures of and videos of her are good enough to masturbate to.

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2013

19

Dec

Ashley Tisdale’s Michael Jackson Nose of the Day

I have been laughing at Ashley Tisdale for a long time, because she is a lie….

She also has a really creepy fan base that I love pissing off because they take her seriously….a fan base that I assume are creepy old dudes, probably broke unemployed who are either pedos into the Disney Channel, or dad’s who are forced into watching the Disney channel and realized that young pussy is better than their shitty wife…

But back to the lie, the lie is that she was marketed as being hot…when she wasn’t even after plastic surgery she seems to keep on getting….because her nose is doing the Michael Jackson….

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2013

19

Dec

Miley Cyrus Private Jetting in Short Shorts of the Day

People really seem to care who Miley Cyrus is getting off on private jets with…literally….

Making me question humanity more than I already do.

Miley is some it girl, she’s famous and rich and clearly is a puppet in some money making scheme…she’s getting hit up from every angle, probably has a lot of down time, and in that down time, why not get fucked as often as possible, because guess what, fucking is what life is all about…

I am much more interested in her having a vagina slip, than what she slips in her vagina.

We don’t know Miley, she is not our friend, our relationship with her is strictly looking at pictures an videos of her, and whatever else she does, doesn’t fucking matter…unless this was a picture of her inserting things in her skinny, white, twerking ass….whether those things are Kellan Lutz or 8 Black dudes…I’m down.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

19

Dec

Nothing Say X-Mas Like an Armed Robbery on a Bus of the Day

The holiday season is pretty stressful for people trying to buy the latest Furbie for their illegitimate kids…

Sometimes you have to go to extreme measures, even a month before Christmas, to get the money you need to help carry your family/drug addiction through Christmas…This is a modern day “It’s a Wonderful Life”…

This footage is from November 25, in Seattle, where a dude robbed people of their phones before one passenger, who probably hated his life and was ready to die, proven in that he was on the bus to begin with…reminding us to never fuck with a dude on a bus, you don’t know how much he hates his life…because buses are pretty much rock bottom.

Either way, the rest of the bus jumped in, subdued the robber in a people, despite our differences, coming together, to do what’s right for man-kind, inspirational moment, that makes you think there is still hope for our species…even though there isn’t.

Posted in:Videos

2013

19

Dec

Emma Forbes in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Emma Forbes is a TV presenter in the UK, which means she pretty much doesn’t matter and barely exists, and that was before she squeezed into her bathing suit, where she really got the point across that she pretty much doesn’t matter and shouldn’t exist, at least not in this setting…put your shirt on bitch no one needs to see this shit.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2013

19

Dec

Chuck Norris Does the Van Damme for Lockheed of the Day

I don’t really know what this is, but I am going to assume an corporate holiday video that Lockheed sends out to clients or staff to remind the world that they have too much fucking money on their hands and that at the end of the year, thanks to all the military equipment they’ve made billions of dollars selling to governments, they should have some fun with it…and what better way than to tell Volvo trucks to fuck themselves up the ass, and throw some Chuck Norris, who is less gay and more viral, doing some on airplane blue screen stunts with the most ridiculous beard of all time…because why the fuck not.

I never understood why Chuck Norris was a meme, why he was a big deal on the internet before cats took his title, but this video for some reason, makes me laugh and that reason isn’t that Lockheed Martin have an ad running on the site, but they should.

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